Mobile Suit Gundam Wing:
The Adventures of Churro Man
Quatre yawns, as he is about to go to sleep. He pulls the covers up and starts to drift off to sleep. Then out of the corner of his room from the shadows Duo appears.
"Submit to your approval. One Quatre Winner. A wealthy prissy boy that pilots a massive war machine yet holds compassion for all. What he doesn't know is that tonight in his dreams he is about to enter the Duo Maxwell Zone, Where my word is law." Duo says to and unseen audience.
Quatre wakes up to what he thinks is another day but he really is still sleeping. He goes and does his usual morning routine but something is different.
"Why are my slippers pink?" he thought as he went down stairs to the dinning room to eat breakfast. He shakes the thought off as he sits down to eat. The butler comes in and places Quatre's breakfast in front of him.
"Eggs and pancakes, my favorite!" Quatre says with glee. He quickly eats then all then goes back upstairs to change. When he was all dressed up he went outside to see Sandrock standing in front of the door.
"What the…" Quatre gasps when he saw it standing there right in front of him. "Hey, you're not supposed to be here!"
"It is time for us to continue our mission." Sandrock responds.
Quatre then just looked in shock. "Did Sandrock just speak to me?" he puzzled.
"Come master Quatre, we must go now."
"Uh, okay…" Quatre says as he enters Sandrock.
As soon as he entered Sandrock his personality changed. He became cool, confident, and outspoken. He then shouted out, "I AM…CHURRO MAN THE GREAT!" He then leaves the colony and enters space. There he saw a group of taros mobile suits attacking a small freighter ship. "Do not fear little one! I, Churro Man, Zorro's, daughter's, boyfriend's, best friend's, former room mate will save you." 'Churro Man' then zooms towards the taros' and cuts them all up with his heat shortles. "Ha ha! There is no chore too tough for Churro Man," he laughed as he flew away. He then flew down to earth where he was to go and do more 'good'.
Now he should have stayed in space, for that was the good part of his dream; but he went to earth anyway. Upon arriving he lands in a forest, and gets out of Sandrock and starts to walk along a path. He then bumps into Wufei, but Wufei seemed different. He was short and kind of small.
"Don't hurt me!" Wufei shuttered.
"Wufei, don't you recognize me? It's me Quatre."
"Quatre? Oh thank heavens you're here."
"What's wrong Wufei? And why are you so small?" he asks.
"What's wrong? Everything…everything's so scary…" Wufei replied.
"Well don't worry Wufei, I'm here and I won't let anyone or anything hurt you."
"Is that a promise?"
"Yes, it is."
"Okay, then may we continue our quest?"
"Sure, what quest is it?"
"I'm not sure, we have to talk to Churro Man. He knows what we are to do."
"Churro Man? I'm Churro Man. That's me in my gundam. All we have to do is go to my gundam and…" he turns around to see that Sandrock has disappeared. "Strange…we've got to go and find my gundam then we can get Churro Man."
"Okay, let's go then."
They started to walk along the dirt path. A few hours later they run into Duo, Heero, and Relena.
"Hey, What are you three doing out here?" Quatre asks.
"I'm not sure why we are all here. It is not logical." Duo says.
"We're lost and we'll die out here!" Wufei shouts.
"I doubt that." Heero says crossing his arms.
"Don't worry we'll be alright Wufei. We'll make it out of this forest." Relena says as she knelt down and patted Wufei on the head.
"I doubt that too." Heero says shacking his head.
"There must be a logical explanation to all of this." Duo says walking past Heero. "So Quatre where are you and Wufei going?"
"We're going to see Churro Man." Quatre replied.
"I love Churros. They're so chewy and full cinnamon." Relena says as she gets up.
Quatre looks at Relena and slowly says, "yeah, sure,…whatever."
Duo then looked around and decided that if they all stay together and goes in one direction they should eventually get out of the forest. So the group got up and they then walked further along the path. They soon approach the end of the path and enter a town. There they see Trowa and his sister Catherine. Trowa had a sour look upon his face where as Catherine had a strange look on hers. Her eyes were crossed and she had her tongue sticking out. The group walked up to them to see what was going on.
What's wrong Trowa?" both Quatre and Relena ask Trowa.
"Nothing…now get out of my face before I have to mess ya up!" he shouts.
"Then what's up with Catherine?" Quatre asks.
"Nothing wrong with me thir." she lisped. She then stuck her whole arm through one ear and it came out on the other side.
"That can not be natural. She's going to hurt me!" Wufei yelled, as he hid behind Quatre.
"What Catherine just did defies all logic." Duo stated.
"Well, I don't care! You all can burn in hell for all I care." Trowa shouted.
"I doubt that he can give us a straight answer." Heero slumped.
Relena went up to Trowa and asked him why he was so angry.
"Come on please tell us. Tell us why you're so angry?"
"I'll tell you why…I'm in a bad mood because everyone is pissing me off!"
"Hey that's nothing. Look what I can do!" Catherine then took out of a pocket in her pants a monkey. She then threw the monkey into the air and hit it with a hammer that appeared into her hands. Then the hit monkey turned into and apple tree.
"I don't believe it. I saw it and I don't believe it." Quatre said in amazement.
"Catherine is defying all logic. What she is doing is not logical. There must be some logical explanation to all of this." Duo said trying to figure out what just happened.
"I doubt it." Heero said bluntly.
"Heero don't be so negative. Duo is trying very hard to figure out a logical explanation." Relena announced.
"Wait there is an explanation to this." Quatre said to the group.
"Well what is it? We don't have all day you know." Trowa grunted.
"All of you are me."
"oh, that's a scary thought." Wufei shuttered.
"No way! I don't believe, that in any way, I am you!" Heero shouted.
"Think about it…You Heero, you are my doubts."
"I doubt that." Heero replies.
"I knew you where going to say that. Anyways Duo you are my sense of logic; Wufei is my fear; Relena is my compassion and kindness; Trowa is my temper and anger; and Catherine…" He sees her dancing like a fool, "Catherine is my… weirdness."
"That seems logical in the current situation." Duo states. "If we are you then non of this is real…we all are in your head and you are dreaming."
"Hey you're right. And since I'm dreaming the I can fly!" Quatre says. He then tries to fly, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get off the ground. The group then hears what sounded like trees snapping. They all turn around to see the Tallgeese II.
"It's going to eat me!" Wufei yells as he runs away.
'If only I had Sandrock with me.' Quatre thought. The as if the gundam it self read his mind, it appeared right in front of him. "Okay Sandrock let's go and save our friends."
Quatre then engages the Tallgeese II in battle. For the moment he had the upper hand until out of the corner of his eye caught his attention. It was something familiar. Something he saw before, but before he realized what it was, the Tallgeese thrusted its beam saber into the gundam's cockpit. Quatre then woke up in a cold sweat. He searched his body with his hands for where the saber thrusted through his body. He then realized that he was dreaming and everything was all right. He then got out of bed and went and did his normal morning routine that he normally does. Not being able to shake off the strange feeling that was left with him from the dream he told his parents what had happened in it. His parents laughed and told it off of him having an overactive imagination. He later goes into Sandrock and out into space where he sees a small freighter being attacked by a group of taros'.
Duo then appears again in Deathscythe from behind the colony. "Quatre Winner, a boy who had a chance to see his emotions and have a prophetic dream of a space battle. In any case he has set up residence in the Duo Maxwell Zone. Where my word is law."