Out in space Wing Zero drifts. Heero wakes up and wonders why he’s there. “Ouch my head. It feels like a hundred elephants were tap-dancing on it.” He says to himself rubbing his head. “I got to get back to earth.” He says as he activates Wing Zero and flies back to earth. Out of the shadows behind an asteroid Duo in Deathscythe Hell flies out into the light. “Submit to your approval. One Heero Yuy. An emotionless person that is what some call the perfect solider. But what should happen if he finds out that his repressed emotions come out and take control over his actions? You will find out now, on the Duo Maxwell Zone, where my word is law.” Duo follows Heero back to earth. Upon exiting his gundam he gets punched in the face by Quatra. “Why did you do that for?” Heero asks. Quatra responds, “because of the hell that you put me through today.” Heero looks at him with a confused look. “What? Quatra, I think you lost it.”

“No, I didn’t lose it. You are the one that lost it. I can’t believe all of the thing that you did today.”

“What things?” Heero asks.

“Trowa, Wufei, and I wrote a list of all the things you did.”

“let me see this list.” Heero insists. Quatra leads Heero to Wufei.

“Wufei, show him the list.” Quatra says.

“Okay” Wufei says as he takes out a rolled piece of paper. He opens it and has one end roll down across the floor.

“Wow, that’s a long list.” Heero says in shock.

“Number one, blowing up the Sanc Kingdom by putting tin foil into a microwave and setting it on the highest setting for ten minutes.”

“What? I never did that.”

“Yes you did.” Quatra responded.

“When?”

“Shortly after you hit your head on the door this morning.”

“I remember hitting my head, but I don’t remember what happened between then and when I came back from space.”

“Sure you don’t remember; And I bet you don’t remember hosting that monster truck rally either.”

“No, I don’t. What the Hell did I do when I was knocked out? Wufei hand over the list.” Wufei handed Heero the list. “Hmm… lets see. Number one you told me. Number two is the truck rally. Number three… Bleaching Duo’s hair so that his haair color can match his personality. I made him a blond? No all I did was make his hair blond, he was already a blond before I died his hair. #4 ordered 5,000 sardine and pineapple pizzas… now that’s something no human would do. It says I ordered them for Treze’s Keg Party… Okay, that explains the pizzas, but why would I do something nice for Treze? #5 throw a Keg Party for Treze. Guys are you sure you’re not making this up. I mean I would never do anything like this…” Duo walks by with blond hair. “… Okay, maybe I did… I probably hit my head very hard, so hard that probably I made Duo look intelligent. #6 Fly around in Wing Zero blowing up mobile suits while humming show tunes, and calling myself ‘The Wasp with my Stinger of Stingyness’. Was I really that diluted?”

“Yes, you were.” Quatre sneered.

“Hey, Did he get up to my favorite thing that he did yet?” Duo questioned.

“Actually, he was. It’s number seven.” Wufei told Duo.

“Okay, #7 Declare to the world that Duo is the sexiest man in the universe, and say that every woman should date him. Was I stoned? Or was I drunk? Anyways, #8 Invite no-one but homeless people to Treze’s party. #9 Make a pass at anything that was female. You’ve got to be kidding me. #10 ...I DID WHAT WITH RELLENA!… TEN TIMES!… Moving on… #11 forced Wufei to do 15,000 push-ups so that he wouldn’t be such a weakling. Well, you are kind of a wimp. But how did I force you to do 15,000?”

Wufei looked at him and said, “You tied a bomb to me and said that if I didn’t do at least 15,000 push-ups that you would blow me up. I had no choice but to do what you said.”

“Okay… #12 Become Zech’s beer buddy. Okay that says that I was drunk. #13 Paint Heavyarms bright pink with little blue happy faces on it. #14 enter Quatre in a prize fight tournament. #15 force Quatre to watch war movies so that he wouldn’t quote, ‘be so prissy.’ Well Quatre you are a prissy boy I mean that’s your screen name on the instant messaging. Girls aren’t as prissy as you Quatre. Well anyway… #16 have Trowa give a long winded speech about paperclips. I must have hit my head hard. Oh wait number seventeen is something good that I did… Kill Dawson from Dawson’s Creek. Number nineteen… I poured mustard, ice, tea, coffee, mayonnaise, ketchup, orange juice, beer, wine, motor oil, gasoline, hair gel, shampoo, molasses, apple juice, cat litter, toilet water, grapes, prunes, carrots, and shaving cream down Milliardo Peacecraft’s pants. #20 I then set it on fire. #21 I spit-polished colony L-1. #22 shave the hair off a yak and sell it as an ice cream topping. Oh my goodness did I really do all of this? #23 play with a nuclear device.” Heero read on and on until he reach the end. “Number 5,326 go out into space and use my buster rifle to tattoo on the moon the phrase ‘The Wasp Wuz Here… Oh Cwap It Bwoke.’ Okay, now I now know what I must do.” Heero takes out his gun and points it to his head. Duo runs and grabs the gun out Heero’s hands. “Don’t do it Heero. Just because you acted like an ass this time doesn’t mean you’ll become the Wasp again. Come on we all will give you a second chance.”

“Okay Duo, I won’t kill myself. By the way where is Trowa? I haven’t seen him since I last could control my actions.”

“Oh, he’s painting Wing Zero bright purple.” Duo says eating a doughnut.

“What?” Heero says running to the hanger where he parked Wing Zero. In the hanger Trowa has a demented look on his face with a paint brush in hand. “paint my Heavyarms pink will you.” he says to himself with a psychotic laugh. Heero rushes in to see Wing Zero completely purple with the exception of the phrase written on the side saying ‘Heero licks puppies’.

“Trowa why the hell did you paint that I lick puppies? I don’t lick puppies.”

“Well, I had a hard time understanding Quatre. He mumbles a lot. I then asked him to write it down but his writing is awful I could hardly read it. This was the best translation of what I could read that he told me to write on Wing Zero, when you got back to earth.”

Duo stands in the background talking to an unseen audience. “One Heero Yuy, great solider or demented psycho. In any case he just found his way into the Duo Maxwell Zone.”

(Shout from Heero in Background) “Duo! You are responsible for me doing all of this, by hitting my head with the baseball bat!”

“Uh-oh, I got to go. Bye”