Death of the Power Rangers
The year was AC 195 with the Gundams and the earth military in space fighting White Fang, the area that once was Sanc Kingdom enjoys some peace despite the war that was going on above them.
It was a beautiful day in the area of The Sanc Kingdom, the sun was shining and everyone seemed to be content when a huge temporal rift opened in the sky above the capitol city and out of the rift five mobile suit sized animal robots fly out and land just a few feet away from each other. During the period of time between the opening of the rift and the closing of it an extremely cheap and cheesy theme song could be heard. When the rift shut the five mechanical beats ran toward the old headquarters of OZ. In space Treize notices the rift close and begins to worry.
The men at the old headquarters pick up the beasts on radar and try to contact them.
Soldier: Unknown suits identify yourselves.
After a short period of static the cheesy music starts to play once more.
Soldier: What is that awful noise?
The music is then turned off and a voice could be heard.
Man: Greetings I am the leader of the five and I am looking for a man named Treize Khushrenada. We have come to help him vanquish the things called Gundams.
Soldier: That's nice but who are you?
Man: We are…(over the speaker come a lot of swooshing noses)…the Power Rangers!!
Soldier: Right…hold on.
The soldier then contacts Treize.
Treize: Yes! What is it?
Soldier: There is a group of people calling them selves the Power Rangers and they said they are here to help you.
Treize: What??? I will be right there.
Treize then turns on his COM system and broadcasts a message to the Gundams saying, "We must put away our differences and fight together this one time".
"Why", was the response from the Gundams.
Treize: Because five, mobile suit like vehicles, are down on the earth and they will destroy everything in their search for the Gundams.
Upon hearing this Milliardo decides it is a good idea to combine forces just this once and one by one the other pilots decide on the same. As all the Gundams and the Tallgeese II head to earth Quatra asks Treize where they came from and how they knew where to go to find him.
Treize: It is a long story; it started a month after the Gundams appeared…
(Flashback begins)
Treize walks in to the command room where Lady Une and a scientist are sitting by a computer.
Treize: How is our little project coming along?
Une: Wonderfully, Mr. Shelly says it is ready for its first test run.
Treize: Excellent!
The scientist starts up the machine and on the screen appears five people in brightly colored skintight outfits.
Treize: Hello, can you hear me?
The one in the white uniform nods his head and says yes. A long and boring conversation begins as the man in the white rambles on about being part of the most powerful team ever. Treize then looks over at the scientist and tells him to shut it machine off.
Une: why did you have Mr. Shelly turn it off?
Treize: Weren't you listening they are idiots. Their enemies are idiots I cant believe there is a dimension with so much stupidity.
As Treize leaves Une asks if Mr. Shelly if he recorded the conversation. He says he has and Une sits down and listens to it. After listening to it for a half an hour she faints and is taken to the infirmary. When Treize arrives he asks how this happened when told he goes and listens to himself but he throws the headphones off after a couple of seconds.
Treize: What crap is this? Are you sure she listened to this?
Shelly: Yes sir but why do you ask?
Treize: because all I hear is cheap and cheesy theme music.
(Flashback ends)
Treize: …and that is why Lady Une has had a split personality.
Duo: Really! Wow I was wondering…
Heero: Quiet Duo, Treize you built a machine that could make contact with people in other dimensions?
Treize: Yes.
Milliardo: How did they find a way into our dimension?
Treize: the machine also sent out the coordinates of our dimension as well as instructions to make a temporal rift, which they did.
Before the conversation went any further they entered the earth's atmosphere and landed on earth. During the pretty long flash back the Power Rangers split up and started to destroy different cities.
Everyone splits up and goes after a different Zord, Wing Zero and the Epyon go after the Hawk Zord, Quatra goes after the Bear Zord, Trowa goes after the saber-toothed tiger Zord, Duo goes after the T-rex Zord, and Wufei and Treize goes after the Crane Zord.
Wufei: Why do I have to be stuck with Treize?
Duo: Sorry Wu Man but we all know how you to get along. So we thought you to could bond on this mission and not hate each other so much.
Wufei: I will enjoy it when I maim you Duo Maxwell!
Treize: Just a word of warning. Their most deadly weapon is their theme music.
They all depart and find their targets. Heero and Milliardo are the first to encounter their target. The Epyon in its armor mode swoops down and strikes the white Zord knocking it off balance.
White ranger: A red two-headed demon has struck me the Gundams must be coming out of hiding
The Wing Zero looks on as the Epyon transforms to suit mode and starts to strike the Zord.
White ranger: I am too weak alone I must find the other Zords.
As the hawk runs from battle Duo starts his battle with the T-rex. The T-rex starts trying to bite Deathscythe Hell but the mouth cant get around the Gundam so the rex tries to smack it with its tail. After a few successful hits Deathscythe Hell cuts the tail in two.
Red ranger: I must join with the others in order to beat the powerful Gundams.
Quatra finds the bear and starts firing off the head Vulcans. As Sandrock shoots the bear jumps and rolls around avoiding the bullets.
Blue ranger: This is easy I will defeat this monster Treize will reward us.
When Sandrock runs out of bullets the bear stops and faces the Gundam and gets read to pounce, seeing this Sandrock pulls out its shortals and fires off the homing missiles. The missiles hit the ground just below the front paws causing some damage and the Zord to fall. The Zord rights itself and runs off.
Trowa, after finding the Zord, just opens fire causing serious damage to the Tiger.
Yellow ranger: Must find the others.
Wufei and Treize find the crane and move in to attack when it tries to leave.
Treize: Oh don't leave stay awhile.
The crane Zord not stopping its escape falls to the ground then Treize sees a Dragon Fang on the crane
Wufei: My motto…Reach out and touch someone.
Altron starts to shoot its flamethrowers at the Crane but a stray Virgo starts firing at Altron and Wufei lets go of the crane Zord to dispose of the Mobile doll, but when he turned his focus back to the Zord it was gone. Heero informs everyone to head to the Sanc Kingdom because all the Zord were heading there. When all the Gundams arrived they saw all the Zords there when a transmission is heard from the Hawk Zord.
White ranger: Now witness our true power…
When he finished speaking the cheesy theme music started to blare.
Duo: (speaking like Invader Zim) Oh the Pain.
As the music plays all five Zords join together to make a really stupid looking robot. When the transformation was done the music stopped and the rangers started to gloat.
White ranger: You can't (some more swooshing noises as well as useless hand and arm motions occur) stop us now!
Trowa: Well at least the music stopped.
As Wing Zero transforms into suit mode the other suits attack the "Megazord" as the rangers called it but before any real damage could be done an armada of Virgos started to attack the Gundams and the Tallgeese II.
Treize: Who is controlling these things?
A hearty laugh could then be heard when Treize asked the question and a face appears on all the mobile suit's screens.
Man: I am the one who is controlling these.
Duo: Who are you?
Treize whispers "Shelly" under his breath just as the man introduces himself. Shelly then explains that after Treize left the room after he heard what drove Une insane Shelly admits he made contact with the Power rangers and made a deal with them. Shelly agreed to bring the rangers to his dimension only if they would give him a seat of power in return.
As the other mobile suits attack the mobile dolls Heero charges for the "Megazord". As Heero is about to attack a huge sword appears in the zord's hand.
White ranger: With our powerful sword made of sheet metal…(all the rangers join in) we will destroy you!
Their hopes and dreams are cut short when Wing Zero slices the sword into pieces using its beam saber. Wing Zero then proceeds in gashing the "Megazord" in the chest. As the rangers exclaim "No Way" Wing Zero flies off with Heero saying, "You ain't seen nothing yet" and aims its buster rifle.
White ranger: We must use our secret weapon…
Yellow ranger: No! Not that, any thing but that!
White ranger: I am sorry but we must.
With that the horrible theme music starts to play but Heero is unaffected.
As the energy is collected for the rifle blast Heero says, "Not even your cheesy theme song can save you now". With a bright flash of light the section where the rangers sat was obliterated. Meanwhile the Virgos and Mr. Shelly were also destroyed.
Treize: We saved the earth form a horrendous fate today. You all should be proud.
Milliardo: That's nice but we have war to finish if you remember.
Treize: That's right, well it was fun working with you all.
With those words said the Gundams and the Tallgeese II return to the battlefield and began to finish the war that was so rudely interrupted by the idiots from the other dimension.
End
Disclaimer: I do not own any rights to anything affiliated with Gundam Wing comics or cartoons. This story was written of my own accord and any similarities between plots are completely coincidental.