Say It Isn't So:
Gundam Wing Style
Duo runs into the lounge of the Peacecraft's house where Heero, Quatre, Wufei, Milliardo, and Relena are all sitting and talking.
Duo: Hey guys you wont believe this but I just heard that Trowa is going out with his sister Catharine.
Quatre: I don't believe it! Trowa would never do that.
Duo: Well…how can you be sure?
Wufei: He can't, I say we find him and give him a good thrashing.
Relena: Hold on we should wait and let Trowa tell his side of the story.
Milliardo: Come on Relena, Trowa is a sick puppy and should be taught a lesson.
Duo: Yea Relena just try to imagine you dating Milliardo.
Relena: That is disgusting let's find that sick, twisted piece of crap!
All of them get into Relena's limo and drive to the circus. When they arrive Trowa and Catharine have just sat down for lunch.
Catharine: Hello there we were just sitting down to eat would you like to join us?
Milliardo: This isn't a social call. We are here to talk to Trowa.
Catharine: Oh ok he is inside…excuse me but wasn't there six of you?
Relena: Yea there was, where is Heero?
During the small conversation between Milliardo and Catharine Heero sneaked into the kitchen where Trowa was.
Heero: Trowa you must leave now.
Trowa: Why! What's wrong?
Heero: Dou said that you were going out with your sister.
Trowa: What! That is a lie and it is disturbing.
Heero: You had better go now.
Trowa: Thanks for the tip.
When the others enter the room they only see Heero standing there.
Quatre: Where is the bastard?
Catharine: What is going on here?
Wufei: Don't worry he won't hurt you ever again.
Catharine: What are you talking about?
Duo: She must be in denial. What Wu-tang over there is talking about is you wont be forced to go out with Trowa ever again.
Wufei: Dou my have a private word with you?
Duo: Sure why not?
Duo and Wufei walk into the darkest room where sounds of fists and feet hitting human flesh and the snapping of bones could be heard. After about five minuets the two emerge from the room.
Quatre: Dou you look horrible.
Dou: It's only a flesh wound.
Milliardo: But there are bones hanging out of your arm.
Duo: So there are…take me to the hospital I feel woozy.
Meanwhile Trowa sits in a café drinking an iced mocha latte when an Arabian and a black man sit next to him.
Arabian man: Hello my name is Sgt. Bob and I am here to be the token Arabian man.
Trowa: Isn't it supposed to be the token black dude?
Sgt. Bob: Oh he is sitting next to you on the other side. I thought it would be a nice change to have an Arabian token man this time.
Black man: Hi my name is Chief Danny the token black man. And I am here to give you advice.
Trowa: What about Bob?
Danny: Oh I just watch him and make sure he doesn't kill himself.
Trowa: Oh, well what should I do?
Danny: Well sometimes you have to say, "What the fuck".
Trowa: What?
Danny: I mean sometimes you have to say it isn't so.
Bob: I could have told him that.
Suddenly on the television a wanted ad appears on the screen and show a picture of Trowa with the caption He forced his sister to date him.
Waitress: It's the sicko that dated his sister lets get him.
Everyone except Danny and Bob tried to mob Trowa.
Trowa: I have been framed.
Trowa escapes and heads back to the circus to face the others. When he arrives everyone confronts him.
Wufei: Back to take your punishment like a man?
Duo stagers towards Trowa and once again accuses Trowa of incest.
Trowa: It isn't so.
Relena: You expect us to believe that? Do you think we are all stupid?
Duo: I guess you are going to accuse me of starting this rumor so I will say something stupid and give myself away that I did it because I thought it would be a harmless funny joke.
Everyone looks at him and says, "really?" Trowa then drags Dou into a dark room.
Duo: Not Again!