When Fanficion Characters Attack By Knightdbz Italic means thinking

Note: If you are an author and are offended by anything, then don't read. This is a humor fanfic and should only be taking as that, and not as anything else. Everything is made up and does not refer to any real stories.

It was a calm night, and the moon was full and lite up the night sky. This was not know for this one person, this person was at home on the computer. This person was an author, but not the type that wrote books, but stories, stories based an anime. The author of this stories wrote about many different anime, but one they favored more then any other. The show was Gundam Wing, and the author was addiction to writing many kinds of stories from yaoi to humor. This author had one problem writing stories, not many ideas, but unable to stop writing . Most of the stories were way off from the characters , so much that it angered five people particularly and they came prepared .

The author was at it again one night, sitting down staring at the screen trying to come up with the next scene. But as the light just stared to almost blind the author, something happened. Words stared to show up on the screen by them self.

Author: What the hell is going on here?...I'm I going nuts?

- On the computer Screen-

Heero: Is this other story where you and me are together?

Duo: I don't think so...I think that you and Relena are togther in this one, but I can't say for sure.

Heero: What makes you think it's about me this time?

Duo: Because the last three fanfictions have been about you...that's why

Heero: Ok...that's it..no more, we are going to stop this, go get the others.

-End computer screen-

Author: What?...but how can this be...this is got to be a joke or something.

As the author stared at the screen a bright light come from it and engulfed the entire room. When the author came too, their was just silence then a loud bang. A light came on in the middle of the room to show the five gundam pilots that were sitting at a long table , to the right was a man in a black robe, and on the left was a large group of people. The only people that could be made out was the pilots in front of what now looked like a court room.

Unknown voice: You are here to be charged with misuse of characters in stories, how do you pled?

Author: (confused) um...aw...not guilty. This can't be real, I must be dreaming.

Wufei:(loudly) Injustice.

Trowa: Calm down, we have all the time in the world.

Wufei: Right. This is not over.

Unknown voice: Quatra, you may go first.

Quatra: OK, no prob.

Quatra gets up and walks over to the front of the court with a piece of paper in hand.

Quatra: I would like to talk to you about a story you wrote(looks at the paper) It was called "Duo's party"

Author: What about it?

Quarta: Well It's A story were there is a hint of yaoi, But that doesn't bother me....What bothers me is that you made me into a complete wuss.

Author: But...aren't you?

Quiet laughter can be heard in the back.

Quatra: (Turns around) It not funny, I'm not a wuss (starts to get zero face on) damn it Wufei, I know that is you laughing, stop it!

It once again grow quiet, and Quatra turns back to the author. Then someone throw a crumble up piece of paper at him and hit the back of his head. He just ignored it and went on.

Quatra:(with zero face on completely) So what do you have to say to that?

Author: (Shocked)I'm...sorry, really sorry.

Quatra: That's good(walk to the table an sits down)

Duo:(leans over to Quatra) That was weak, you couldn't find anything else?

Quatra: No, You four have so much more than me, so I really didn't look.

Duo: I see. He can really be a wussy sometimes.

Unknown voice: Trowa, You may go now.

Trowa stood up and proceeded to the front of the court and he brought a stack of papers with him. He placed it in front of the author. On the pages were highlights of things Trowa had said or should I say didn't say(Trowa:...etc.)

Author: What? I don't get it.

Trowa: I do know how to talk, just because I choose not too sometimes, that doesn't give you the right to go overboard with it. I have counted one hundred and thirty two times when I said nothing.

Author:...

Trowa: What do you have to say to that?

Author: I don't know.

Trowa:(staring blankly at the author) I thought so...I'm done.

Trowa walked back to the others and sat down.

Unknown voice: Duo, it's your turn.

Duo: About time.

Duo rose up and stretched his arms and legs, and then walked up to the front. He stands in front of the now scared author.

Duo:(leans down to the Author) Don't be so scared, or at least not at me, you should be more concern with Heero and Wufei.

Author: OK.

Duo: Well lets get started should we. See my problem with your stories, besides the lack of creative behind them, it's them being too different. What I mean is that I have going use to being ..Well.. more then friends with most of the pilots(Turns around to see all of the pilots with their heads all turned away) But I do have a problem with one case in mind, and that would be the one when me and Wufei...got a little tipsy...and I will leave the rest to the imagine..(muffed laughter in the back)..but that's not the worst part..the worst part is at the end I cut off my braid (full blown laughter in the back)I would never cut off my braid(holds it with affection ).

Author: I was trying to be different.

Duo: (ignoring the laughter) Different...you know that anything that is written we must live though because it's based on us.

Author: Shit...if that is true...Heero's gonna kill me.(looks at Heero, who gives his patent pending death stare)

Duo: I'm finish.

Walks back and sits down looking confided.

Unknown voice: Wufei, your up.

Wufei:(slams down his fist on the table) Finally!

Wufei stands up and at the same time withdraw his sword and storms in front of the now petrified author.

Wufei: The fact that you have been able to continue to write ..this stories about us for so long is unjust.

Author: What did I do to you? I barely wrote about you.

Wufei: As far I considered, you wrote too much(patting the flat part of his sword on his palm) besides the fact that I so many chances to kill Maxwell(looks at Duo evil)And besides the one with Duo and me(cinches). All of your stories are with me and that women Sally Po. Just because I talked to her and work with her now ,that doesn't mean that we are together.

The other pilots: What?

Wufei turns to face the others and sees Heero pointing his gun at him.

Heero: If that is the best that you can do, then leave now.

Wufei:(loudly) What? Why isn't?

Heero: Because, if it was I would have a field day with hundreds of other authors.

Wufei: But...

Trowa: His got I point.

Wufei: This isn't fair.

Author: Damn that was close, I though he was gonna cut my head off...wait, Heero saved me...SHIT.

Unknown voice: Step down Wufei, Heero you can step up now.

Heero stood straight up without hesitate as the disappointed Wufei sat down.

Heero:(Death Glare on full and his gun pointing at the Author) How dare you?

Author: (Puts head down) I don't know.

Heero: I don't know how to form the words to describe how you have disgraced me, I think that I should just shoot you now.

Duo: What Heero, You should tell us what the author did to you first.

Author: This won't end good.

Heero:(Now has his gun pointing at Duo)NO!

Duo: If You don't say it I will.

Heero: I'm warning you.

Duo: That's a first...But I'm gonna say it anyway, He made Heero dress in a red latex jump suit and be my slave for a month because he lost a bet to me.

The Court room completely burst out into laughter and Heero just starts shooting at random, but he couldn't hit a thing because the thought of that story made him sick to his stomach. When he ran out of bullets he jump at the author and was about to strangle the author the death but the other pilots ran from their sets to stop him. They then confined him to the chair.

Unknown voice: This has been interesting to say the least, but lets get this over with...jury...what is your verdict.

The jury: We find the defended...guilty of misuse of characters.

Unknown voice: Well...what I think would be a suitable punishment would be...if you ever misuse another Gundam Wing character we will let Heero decided what to do.

Heero:(grins)

And then the judge then smack down the gavin.

The author woke up in front of the computer covered in sweat.

Author: Man, that was one hell of a nightmare, I got to start watching what I eat(Then noticed something on the screen and it said)

I WILL BE WATCHING, HEERO

THE END

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