Title: Heero Gets Drunk
Author: Lyndaura
Rating: PG 13
Pairings: 1+2, 3+4, 5+S
C&C: Sure, not that I care too much. If you find it funny, tell me. If you don't find it funny, tell my
brother at idontgiveaflyingratsass@hotmail.com (That is his actual e-mail).
Warnings: Language, Lyndaura humour (if you don't know what that is, be afraid, be VERY
afraid), non-graphic sex/talk of sex, Oh, and lots and lots of RELENA BASHING. It's basically
ALL about RELENA BASHING.
Disclaimer: Joyous is the day that I own Gundam Wing, but lo, it has not come, yet.
Author's Comments: Pointless, clueless, plotless… Lyndaura stuff.
Heero gets Drunk
Setting: Big ballroom.
Heero: I don't see why we had to come to Relena's party, the only reason why she invited us was to see me.
Duo: We know, but it's free food and a chance to get out.
Wufei: Heero has a point, why am I here? I don't want to be here… (Sees Sally Po) I'll be right back.
Quatre: Where is he going? Oh well.
Heero: Where is Relena, I need to know where NOT to go.
Quatre: I see her over there by the food table, she looks beautiful in that dress don't you think?
Heero: I don't even want to look at her, she is Relena not matter what dress she is wearing.
Trowa: I thought you admired her? I mean she is the key to keeping peace between the Earth and the colonies.
Heero: Just because she is important doesn't mean she isn't as annoying as hell.
Quatre: Stop being so mean Heero, I mean she does look good tonight.
Trowa: Come on Quatre, let's dance.
Duo: Hey Heero, I think I see Relena coming this way.
Heero: Did I bring my gun?
Duo: Oh stop that, come on, be nice for once Heero and talk to her, things can't go that bad.
Heero: ---
Duo: (Rolling eyes) Fine, what do you want me to do?
Heero: Your mission is to locate Relena and distract her attention from me so that I may carry out my mission.
Duo: What the hell is your mission?
Heero: To get away from her.
Duo: Fine. (Heero looks at him funny) I'm not saying it.
Heero: ---
Duo: Don't give me that tone.
Heero: ---
Duo: Don't you dare…
Heero: ---
Duo: I hate you.
Heero: ---
Duo: (sighing and with much lack of enthusiasm) Mission accepted… (Runs up to Relena and greets her while trying to block her view of Heero) Hello Relena, this is a wonderful party, I was so happy when I received your invitation, uh, have you seen Wufei, he sort of left us suddenly, do you know where he is?
Relena: No, have you seen Heero? He was here a second ago, I wanted to greet him personally. I haven't seen him in the longest time. I wanted to tell him about something that happened to me, and I can't seem to find him, will you help me Duo?
Duo: Oh no, that's ok, I have to find Wufei, bye!
(Duo runs away from Relena quickly)
Relena: What an odd child.
----Quatre and Trowa are dancing----
Quatre: This is wonderful Trowa, I mean look at all these people, and Relena is really prospering.
Trowa: ---
Quatre: Are you listening to me?
Trowa: Yes.
Quatre: Sometimes I get the feeling that you aren't listening to me, do you even care?
Trowa: Yes.
Quatre: Are you ok?
Trowa: Yes.
Quatre: Can you say anything besides "Yes"?
Trowa: Yes.
Quatre: Do you want to go get a drink?
Trowa: Yes.
Quatre: Trowa…
Trowa: Sorry, I mean 'sure'.
Quatre: (smiling) Much better.
---Trowa and Quatre head over to the food tables where they find Duo---
Duo: Hey you guys, what are you doing? This party is great; this is so funny watching Relena chase after Heero.
Quatre: Poor Relena, she has no clue.
Trowa: Maybe she should clue in that Heero hates her.
Duo: Or that he's gay.
Quatre: She only sees what she wants to see.
Duo: I don't care, this is funny, look at him, all hot and sweaty-uh-and he is getting away from
her with such expertise. Man! He's getting more exercise from dodging her then he does when he fuc--um--does his training! Uh, wow! Did you see that jump?
Trowa: Yes.
Quatre: Trowa…
Trowa: What? Fine, yeah I did.
Quatre: Much better (pecks Trowa on the cheek).
Trowa: (blushes for a second)
Quatre: I know this is terrible because it is at Heero and Relena's expense, but this is rather
amusing.
Trowa: It's pointless, she is going to catch up to him at one point during this evening.
Duo: Of course, but then it will be the best part!
Trowa: I wouldn't want to be around when that happens.
Duo: Hey, Heero is coming this way!
---Heero runs up to them a little short breathed---
Heero: Relena is obsessive.
Duo: You definitely have a knack for saying the obvious Heero.
Quatre: It is amazing that you have out run her this long.
Heero: Oh no, she's spotted me, I WON'T be out on the balcony if Relena asks for me (Heero
runs out to the balcony)
Duo: Oh shit, I'll go make sure he doesn't kill her.
Trowa: Quatre, do you want to go outside?
Quatre: That sounds great, let me just get my coat.
Trowa: I'll help you find it.
---Duo goes to see Heero after Trowa and Quatre leave---
Duo: Hey Heero, I think Relena is coming, better hide!
Heero: Maybe I'll just throw her off the ledge, it's easier that way.
Duo: No it isn't, it's easier the way where you avoid her for the rest of your life, now hide!
Heero: Where?
Duo: I don't know, here! (Throws Heero over the ledge so he is just hanging on by his fingertips)
Relena: Hey Duo, I thought I saw Heero come out here, have you seen him?
Duo: Uh--- Nope! Haven't seen Heero, not at all, I think I see him over there though, why don't you go look for him over there, bye!
Relena: I don't see him, besides I like the air out here.
Duo: No, go look for Heero, I think he was looking for you, wouldn't want to keep him waiting! Bye now!
Relena: Really? Oh well, you have a point, well goodbye Duo!
---Relena leaves---
Heero: You BAKA!!!
Duo: (helping Heero up) What? I got her away!
Heero: You said that I was looking for her! You can't entertain her little perverted fantasies!
Duo: What, you entertain mine.
Heero: ---
Duo: Meep!
Heero: ---
Duo: Come on, forget about her and just have fun at the party while we are still here! Or do you
wanna leave and we can head to the janitor's closet… (Duo grins evilly)
Heero: Shit! Here she comes again! I'm jumping!
Duo: No way! You can't make that! It's a five-story drop!
Heero: Anything to get away from her! And yes, I can make it!
Duo: Heero! Wait!
---Heero jumps off just as Relena gets to the balcony---
Relena: Duo?
Duo: Yes, I'm here, now I have to go, I have to find Wufei, he asked for me, I have to go now,
because I really really have to go. To go as in now, so um -- BYE!
---Duo runs away---
Relena: How strange.
---Duo is on his way out the door as he hears weird sounds coming from up the stairs---
Duo: Hey who is up here? You aren't supposed to be in the upper floors, hey who is that?
---Duo puts his ear up against the door in which he thinks the sounds are coming from and
hears a muffled scream---
Duo: Who is in there? I'm coming in! (Tries to open the door, it's locked) (Duo rams the door open to find Wufei and Sally Po on the bed having sex)
Wufei: GET OUT!
Duo: Damn Wufei!
Wufei: DID YOU NOT HEAR ME THE FIRST TIME! I SAID GET OUT!
Duo: I know, but DAMN WUFEI! (Duo runs out)
---Trowa and Quatre are getting their coats---
Quatre: This was a great idea, hey Trowa, is there something wrong with you tonight, you don't
seem yourself.
Trowa: And what is myself? Nice and perky like you?
Quatre: Perky? What? What is wrong with you Trowa?
Trowa: I don't know, maybe it's that time of the month again.
Quatre: Trowa be serious.
Trowa: I'm always serious.
Quatre: Do you actually WANT to go outside?
Trowa: No.
Quatre: Why did you suggest it if you didn't want to go outside?
Trowa: I don't know, to make you happy? (Thinks to himself) and get away from Duo!
Quatre: Oh! That is so sweet!
Trowa: You want to go upstairs?
Quatre: Ok, oh Trowa, you know that time I saw you at the circus and you did that trick with the pole and your legs? Remember, right after the trick with the lion?
Trowa: Yes.
Quatre: (giggles) Ok, just making sure. I'll be right up ok? I want to get a little bit of fresh air first.
---Quatre leaves for outside---
Quatre: Heero, is that you?
Heero: Quatre? Is Relena there?
Quatre: No, what did you do to your foot?
Heero: I jumped from the balcony.
Quatre: Which one?
Heero: See that balcony, yeah, the one above it.
Quatre: What! That's crazy! That's like a four-story drop!
Heero: Actually five.
Quatre: I'm bringing you to the hospital.
Heero: No, no hospital.
Quatre: But your foot, it's broken.
Heero: No hospital. Relena will find me. And then I will be forced to kill her. And then I will be
forced to self-destruct.
Quatre: In the hospital?
Heero: Yes.
Quatre: Fine. Well, at least let me see it.
Heero: No.
---Duo joins them---
Duo: No what? Damn, look at his foot, I told you, you can't make the jump!
Quatre: You knew he was going to jump and didn't stop him?
Duo: Can you ever stop Heero?
Quatre: Good point.
Heero: Is that supposed to be an insult?
Duo: Would we ever dare insult you?
Heero: You should just shut up before I kill you.
Duo: ---
Quatre: Let me see the foot Heero.
Heero: No. I'm fine; I can still walk on it.
Quatre: No you can't! And look! It's black and purple!
Heero: I'll fix it myself.
Duo: We better get you to the hospital.
Heero: No hospital!
Duo: But Heero---
Heero: NO HOSPITAL!
Quatre: I have already tried Duo.
Duo: Get in the damn car Heero.
Heero: It's ok, see (crack) fixed.
Quatre: AHH! That must hurt.
Heero: Yes, but not as much as I will hurt Relena.
Duo: What?
---Relena comes and sees them---
Relena: Hey Heero!
Heero: Relena.
Relena: So how are you enjoying the party?
Heero: Do you have a weapons room?
Relena: What?
Heero: Nothing.
Quatre: Heero hurt his foot and we were about to bring him to the bathroom, we'll be right back.
Relena: Here, let me get some ice.
Heero: NO! That's okay, I am fine.
---Heero drags Duo and Quatre away from Relena quickly, and heads to the food table---
Duo: Hey, you didn't kill her, amazing control, I was about to kill her and I'm not the one she's
obsessed with.
Heero: (sarcasm) Thank you for your support.
Duo: Here have an alcoholic beverage.
Quatre: Don't give Heero that!
Duo: Why not?
Quatre: He doesn't need that, besides, I tried some, it's disgusting, and it's half alcohol.
Duo: So? I think Heero can hold his liquor, I mean with all those enhancements, the perfect soldier can handle a little alcohol. (To Heero) Here, this will ease the pain in your foot.
Heero: I don't need any alcohol. My foot is fine. No pain.
Quatre: Yeah right, I mean look at it, it is purple and really swollen, I mean, it's bulging out of your shoe.
Heero: Well look at that.
Duo: Just take it!
Heero: No.
Duo: Here comes Relena.
Heero: Bottoms up! (Drains the whole glass)
Quatre: Heero!
Heero: What? Like you like her anymore.
Quatre: I know, but still, that's mean.
Duo: Do you think he really cares?
---Heero takes a couple more drinks---
Quatre: Um, Heero, take it easy with the alcohol, I mean I know you can handle it, but that is a little excessive.
Duo: No amount of alcohol is obsessive when it comes to dealing with Relena.
Quatre: I would hold your tongue, here she comes.
---Relena comes in---
Relena: So, is your foot any better?
Heero: It was always fine.
Relena: Sorry, do you want my doctors to take a look at it?
Heero: (taking another drink) No, that's fine.
Relena: Since it's feeling better, want to dance?
Heero: Hn
---Heero takes a couple more drinks and begins to dance rather clumsily---
Relena: Are you okay Heero; you are acting kind of odd.
Heero: I am fine. Shit, watch it!
Relena: I'm so sorry! Your foot! Her let me take you to my room.
Heero: No, I'll be fine, let me just have another drink.
Relena: I think you have had enough to drink.
Heero: I WANT ONE MORE DRINK BITCH!
Relena: Okay Heero, whatever you want. And please don't refer to me as that.
Heero: I would also like a...
Relena: What Heero?
Heero: Cake, I want cake.
Relena: Um, ok Heero, if you want cake you can have cake.
Heero: And I want a pony bitch!
Relena: What? A pony? And stop calling me that!
Heero: And a bunny too, they're so cuddly, don't you think so? Not like you. Bitches aren't cuddly.
Relena: Are you drunk?
Heero: No, I just want another drink bitch! Can't you let me have another drink? You… you… you DRINK NAZI!
---Heero takes three more drinks---
Relena: Um, ok, that's enough.
Heero: (Taking out a gun) No, I want more, I'm thirsty!
Relena: Heero! Put down the gun, and I have some more drink in my room, and I have a bunny in my room too. And what did I say about calling me that?
Heero: Who cares about what you think bitch. Hey, wait, really? Oh where's your room! I want a bunny!
Relena: Right this way Heero.
---Relena leads Heero up to her room---
Heero: Wow, you have a very big room.
Relena: And a really comfy bed, here, come sit on it, it's really soft. Now please, stop calling me that.
Heero: Where's my bunny bitch?
Relena: Could you stop calling me a bitch?
Heero: No bitch. Now where's my bunny?
Relena: You can have your bunny in awhile, but first...
Heero: (taking out his gun again) I want my bunny NOW! GIVE ME BUNNY NOW!
Relena: Ok, ok!
Heero: See kids, violence solves everything!
Relena: What?
Heero: Shut up and get my bunny bitch.
Relena: Ok, here's your bunny (she reaches and pulls out a stuffed rabbit).
Heero: Hey, is this a real bunny?
Relena: Of course it is.
Heero: How come it isn't moving?
Relena: It's sleeping, now don't wake it, and besides would I ever lie to you?
Heero: I want to play with the bunny, wake up bunny, wake up! I said wake up DAMN IT! (Takes out gun and shoots the stuffed animal) There, that will wake you up.
Relena: Uh, Heero, why don't you come here, and lie down on the bed.
Heero: (gets on the bed and starts jumping on it, doing back flips and tricks in the air) Hey this is fun bitch! Jumping on a bitches bed is FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN!
Relena: (Thinking to herself) Wow, even when he's drunk he is still so talented.
Heero: Bitch…
Relena: Yes?
Heero: I don't feel so good.
Relena: What? Oh Heero, not on the silk sheets, oh no! No, NO, NOOO!
Heero: I think I want to go home now.
Relena: Why don't you just lie down on the spare bed over there, okay?
Heero: Wee! More jumping!
Relena: Yeah! (Thinking to herself) I just wish there was less jumping and more humping!
Heero: I'm tired, I'm going to bed now, okay bitch?
Relena: Yeah just wait, here, have some more punch, it'll get that bad taste out of your mouth.
Heero: I don't care about taste, all I care about is destroying Oz, and taking a whiz, I'll be right
back.
Relena: Um ok.
---Heero runs to the bathroom, as he is in there, Relena strips down nude---
Heero: Wow Mommy! I have never seen those before!
Relena: Why don't you come here?
Heero: Ew! You're an ugly, ugly bitch!
Relena: Wait!
Heero: And where's my pony!!!
Relena: Just come to bed and sleep.
Heero: Sleep is good.
Relena: Yeah, just come here, on the bed, that's good, now go to sleep.
Heero: Ok, but… (Heero was interrupted by Relena's kiss)
--Relena proceeded with her plan---
---Two minutes later---
Heero: Hey, that was fun bitch.
Relena: Want to do it again?
Heero: No, you suck bitch, Duo's better.
Relena: What did you just say?
Heero: Nothing. I want to go talk to people now.
Relena: Ok fine, but no telling people what happened up here ok?
Heero: Hn.
Relena: Um, okay, I'll be right down.
Heero: (to himself) Bitch.
--Heero runs out and slides all the way down the banister---
Heero: That was fun!
Duo: Where have you been?
Heero: Upstairs.
Duo: Doing what? Did you kill Relena?
Heero: I don't think so.
Duo: How many drinks have you had?
Heero: I don't know, maybe 20.
Duo: 20!
Heero: It's ok, once I drank 25 shooters and then beat a guy up for 10 bucks.
Duo: You did? When was that?
Heero: I don't know, I can't remember.
Duo: You're an idiot sometimes!
Heero: (Goes to pull out his gun but finds he left it upstairs) I'm going to kill you, once I find my gun, now where did I put it?
Duo: You lost your gun?
Heero: I have a gun?
Duo: I'll help you look for it.
Heero: Ok, as soon as I get a drink.
Duo: No more drinks!
Heero: (Goes to pull his gun again) Hey, where's my gun?
Duo: That's what I would like to know.
Heero: I must have left it upstairs.
Duo: What were you doing upstairs?
Heero: Having sex with a bitch.
Duo: WHAT! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Heero: Why?
Duo: You had sex with a bitch!
Heero: I did?
Duo: Now which bitch?
Heero: Hey! That rhymes, I like rhymes, Duo, what else rhymes with bitch?
Duo: Rich, now which bitch did you have sex with?
Heero: I had sex with a rich bitch.
Duo: Which rich bitch?
Heero: Relena is a bitch, don't you think so?
Duo: YOU HAD SEX WITH RELENA!
Heero: I did? But I hate her, she is such a bitch, she stepped on my foot!
Duo: How could you do this to me Heero?
Heero: I don't know, she said she would give me a bunny, and a pony, and a drink, and let me
sleep. She's a bad person, she lied, and all she did was make my back hurt. The bitch.
Duo: Damn that bitch, come on, let's go kill her.
Heero: (To the tune of the Wizard of Oz) We're off to kill Relena, the rich bitch Relena!
Duo: Could you please shut up?
Heero: Why?
Duo: Because you can't sing.
Heero: Why?
Duo: Because you have a problem with staying on key.
Heero: Why?
Duo: Because you are a drunken cheating son of a bitch so shut the fuck up!
Heero: (Goes to take out his gun, AGAIN) Déjà vu.
Duo: What?
Heero: Nothing, I just went to go pull out my gun and it was missing and then I got déjà vu.
Duo: You're an idiot.
Heero: Hey! (Goes to pull out his gun) Hey, Duo, where's my gun?
Duo: Why don't you just shut up and not talk for 10 minutes ok?
Heero: Why?
Duo: Because you are being a dumbass now shut up!
Heero: Why?
Duo: Why are you asking me all these questions?
Heero: ---
Duo: Good, now shut up for another 10 minutes.
Heero: Can I sing?
Duo: No.
Heero: Can I hum?
Duo: No.
Heero: Can I ask questions?
Duo: No.
Heero: Do you like to say no?
Duo: ---
Heero: Fine, I'll shut up, as long as I get my pony!
Duo: I'm not asking.
---Heero and Duo reach Relena's bedroom---
Heero: Hey! Where's Relena?
Duo: I don't know, now where is your gun?
Heero: I have a gun?
Duo: We've been through this.
Heero: We have? Wow, I missed a lot.
Duo: Okay, now where is Relena so we can kill her.
Heero: Killing Relena is fun, now where is my gun?
Duo: I don't know, that is what we are looking for.
Heero: But what about my pony?
Duo: I don't know and I don't care.
Heero: (Picks up his gun) Omae o korousu!
Duo: Hey, you found your gun!
Heero: I'm going to kill you for that remark.
Duo: What? The one about you finding your gun?
Heero: No, the one before that.
Duo: The one about us looking for your gun?
Heero: No, after that, or maybe before, oh I don't know and I don't care.
A voice from downstairs: HHHEEEEEERRROOOO!!!
Heero: We found Relena.
Duo: I guess we should go kill her now.
Heero: It can wait. (Pulls Duo onto the bed)
---Half an hour later---
Relena: Hey, Heero are you in here? (Opens door) Oh my God! (Sees Duo and Heero together)(Faints)
Heero: Hey, we killed Relena.
Duo: Let's celebrate! (grins evilly)
---In another room---
Trowa: Hey Quatre, what took you so long?
Quatre: Heero broke his foot and Relena was chasing him, I'm sorry but it was very funny, I mean
he was drunk and all.
Trowa: Heero drunk? I would be afraid to watch.
Quatre: I know, but I'm here now.
---Trowa approaches Quatre when they both hear a scream from another room---
Trowa: What was that?
Quatre: I don't know, I hope no body is hurt, come on, let's go make sure nothing is wrong.
---Quatre and Trowa leave the room and go next door---
Quatre: Hello? Is everything all right in there?
Trowa: I'll break down the door.
Quatre: (smiles)
---Trowa breaks down the door to find Wufei and Sally together---
Quatre: Oh my…
Trowa:---
Wufei: GET OUT!
Quatre: Please, let's go now!
Trowa: Damn Wufei!
Wufei: I said GET OUT!
Trowa: But… DAMN!
---Trowa and Quatre leave---
Quatre: I hate to tell you this, but I'm not sure I'm in the mood anymore Trowa, sorry.
Trowa: I don't blame you.
Quatre: Let's go downstairs and get a drink, please.
Trowa: Sure.
---Heero and Duo are getting dressed---
Heero: What do you want to do now?
Duo: I don't know, this party sucks.
Heero: I agree, want to go home?
Duo: Yeah, that would be great.
Heero: I'll go get the rest of them.
Duo: Ok, just make sure you don't make a fool of yourself, you still seem a little tipsy.
Heero: I'm fine. Besides the lack of memory from almost the whole night, I'm fine.
Duo: If you say so.
---Heero leaves---
Heero: Hello Trowa, hello Quatre, I think it's best to go now.
Trowa: Ok, let us just get our coats.
Heero: Ok, meet you back at the car in 10 minutes, don't be late, I want to get out of here as soon as possible.
Quatre: Why?
Heero: Because… now let's go!
Quatre: I think I liked him better drunk.
Heero: Watch it, I found my gun.
Quatre: ---
Trowa: ---
--- Heero leaves to go find Wufei---
Heero: Wufei… (Heero hears a scream coming from behind a door) Shit, this better not take long.
(Heero rams the door to find Wufei with Sally Po) Damn Wufei!
Wufei: What is this, national barge in on Wufei day?
Heero: Come on, we're leaving, NOW!
Wufei: Just give me two more minutes!
Heero: Now or I'm taking your pants.
Wufei: Take my pants and I'll tell everyone about your little bunny secret.
Heero: Two minutes is good.
Wufei: Damn right it is.
---Heero leaves---
Heero: You got everything Duo?
Duo: Yeah, do you want to keep the decapitated rabbit?
Heero: Hell no!
Duo: I never knew you liked rabbits.
Heero: I don't, and no one else will ever know.
Duo: Why not?
Heero: Or else...
Duo: You and I both know you wouldn't kill me.
Heero: I have other more creative ways to punish you.
Duo: Hey, I like kink…
Heero: No more kink if you tell anyone.
Duo: Yeah right…
Heero:---
Duo: No…
Heero: ---
Duo: Crap…
Heero: ---
Duo: My lips are sealed.
---Heero and the rest of the gundam pilots are at the car about to drive off---
Duo: Can I drive?
Heero: No, I'll drive.
Quatre: I don't think you should be driving after all the alcohol you had.
Heero: I'm fine now, now let me drive!
Trowa: That's ok, I'll just drive.
Wufei: Just let Trowa drive.
Heero: Fine.
Quatre: (to Wufei) Wow, how did you get Heero to give in so easy?
Wufei: No reason.
Heero: Exactly, NO reason.
Relena: HHHEEEEEERRROOOO!!!
Heero: Drive now!
---Relena is seen chasing after the car---
Duo: Could you put on the radio, REAL loud?
Trowa: As long as I don't have to hear her voice, anything.
Quatre: Trowa! Don't be so mean, you too Duo!
Wufei: What? Would you rather have us stop and you can talk to her?
Quatre: I'll stay quiet.
---A week later at a local hide out---
Duo: Do you remember last week's party?
Trowa: I didn't even want to see Heero drunk, how many people did he kill?
Duo: There was only one fatality. Poor, poor fella, never saw it coming.
Heero: (Stare-o-Death)
Quatre: That's terrible! Who?
Duo: Oh no one.
Wufei: Can we change the subject?
Duo: What? We weren't talking about YOU.
Wufei: I know, and I want to avoid that subject thank you.
Trowa: Too late.
Quatre: Come on you guys, leave Wufei alone, he had a right to be doing whatever he wanted to with Sally.
Duo: I had a nightmare about that last night.
Heero: Again?
Duo: THIS time it was worse.
Heero: I don't want to hear it.
Quatre: Can you even remember that night Heero?
Heero: Vaguely.
Trowa: How much did you have to drink?
Heero: I don't want to think about it.
Duo: Neither do I. I almost wish it was ME drunk.
Heero: No, trust me, you don't.
---Phone rings---
Duo: (Picks up phone) Hello? Yeah, he's right here. Heero, it's for you.
Heero: Hello? --- What? --- (Hangs up) --- Get me some alcohol now.
Quatre: Not this again, what is it now?
Heero: Just get me some alcohol.
Duo: Heero, what's wrong?
Heero: Relena's pregnant, with my kid.
Duo: Vodka or whiskey?
~End~
Author's Tidbits: Welcome to the section of the story where I apologize for how bad the story was no matter how good it truly was. This is also where I beg for your comments and try to get you to e-mail me. ^_^ Enjoy!
HAHAHA… now you see why I don't do comedy that often. Hope you got SOME kind of
comedy out of that. Well… send me e-mails of what you thought. I have no life, and I just sit at the computer waiting for you to e-mail me with comments, and then I continually send you e-mails and responses back and bug you and stalk you and kill--- never mind. Just send me comments.
~Lyndaura