Title: I Told You
Author: Lyndaura
E-Mail: heero_forever@hotmail.com
Disclaimer: I do not own the charactersЕЕ not yet at least.
Spoilers: Absolutely none.
Pairings: None. Maybe a little Trowa+Catherine
C&C: Go ahead, see if I care.
Warnings: Fluff, talk of mutilation, Wufei-bashing, sick twisted stuff that is supposed to represent humor, and general 'me' weirdness, plotless, I think I had a swear word in there, and umЕЕ lack of plot. You have been doubly forewarned.
Author's Notes: This is stupid. If your reading this, it is plotless, pointless and not intended to entertain YOU in anywayЕЕ this is just me trying to break the writers block for 'Two Worlds'. I know I''m supposed to be working on it, but I am so sick of the Heero torture, I am taking a break and torturing someone else for once. Besides, I really hate Wufei.

I Told You So

The light barely sifted through from beneath the gundamium door. Double bolted, computer access, ten-letter code, two keys, retinal scan and fingerprint identification-protected door. Trowa lay on his bed looking up at the water stained ceiling, making out bunnies and flying chibi monkeys holding lighters (^_^).

Heero was across the room on the other bed, calculating what went wrong in the mission that resulted in the capture of Trowa, Wufei and himself. Duo and Quatre had been alerted that the three had been captured at the all women''s assassination training facility and we on their way to bust them out.

Trowa turned his attention to Heero, both their faces barely light up in the dark, damp and cold cell. Heero immediately sense the movement and returned Trowa''s gaze with a cold hard stare.

He looks like a Cyclops, a tall, lean Cyclops. How does he get his hair to stay absolutely still like that? Maybe I could use it to pick the locksЕ

Look at that spandex! Damn! How can he wear that all the time? Doesn't he get the least bit self-conscious that he looks like a girl with those things on? And a girl without tits nonetheless. Now CatherineЕ she has some cleavage!

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"Hey you guys! We have to get out now! The women! They're after me! You would not believe how hot those girls are though! I'm talking like abs of steel man! Jeez! Well, anyways, Quatre is fending off the women for now, but he can't take them for long! AhЕЕ lucky guy eh?" Duo spoke so quickly Heero had to strain to make out the words. Heero turned to Trowa and Trowa shrugged. They both got up and left quietly.

After a few meters of running Heero asked Duo the question that had been pending on both Trowa and Heero's minds, "Where is Wufei?"

"Oh, man, I got word that he started off on some 'weak onna' crap and then they got him," Duo shivered involuntarily.

"What do you mean 'got hi''?" Trowa asked quietly for verification.

"The castrated him man, cut it right off! He bled to death the poor sucker," Duo shook his head mournfully. "But he had it coming."

Trowa fished a twenty dollar bill out of his pocket and handed it to Heero.

"I told you so."

~The End~

Author's Tidbits: A whole 2 pages. HeeheeЕ I'm sorry. It was a spur of the moment thing. I told you in the beginning it was plotless. But Wufei did have it coming! HeeheeЕЕ did you like the little Pyro George insert? Muhahahaha! One dayЕ all the little green chibi monkeys are going to bind together and form an all-powerful nation of flying primates and they will take over the world with Pyro George as their leader! Muhahahaha! (Can anyone say brainwashing?) Toodles!

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