1 The God Gerbil

By: Chibi Cat

(Hello! This is Chibi Cat writing once again. This was written out of pure boredom. Forgive me for the stupidity.)

Timmy smiled with delight as he watched his gerbil, Mr. Peeps, run around in his wheel. Little did he know that his gerbil was really the head of the Vacanti Mafia family. Who would suspect a little fluffy gerbil?

"Where's the boss?" Vinny asked.

"He's still at his HQ," Chris answered from the shadows of the house. They waited for a little while longer when finally they saw what they had been looking for. Mr. Peeps sauntered from around the corner.

"Where's the money?" he asked in a raspy voice.

"Right here in the van," Vinny said.

"It had better be," said Mr. Peeps. He climbed into the back of the van and looked around, finally he turned around satisfied. "This is good."

Suddenlly another car drove up the street. The people in the car began firing rounds at Vinny, Chris and Mr. Peeps.

Mr. Peeps produced a small AK-47 from his cheek pouches and began firing back.

"I'll kill all you motha fuckin Martinellis!" he screamed. Then a bullet hit him in his chest. And he died. The end!