Misadventures of the Six Dwarfs
By: Lyndaura
Watery: QUATRE!Firey: Where?
Watery: I don't know, I just felt like saying 'Quatre'.
Earthy: VAAANNNNNNNN!
Watery: Hey! Don't copy me!
Earthy: I'm not, look, there's Van!
Watery: Oops, sorry. Hey look... books, with PICTURES!!! *Reads in awe*
Earthy:*Runs and glomps Van*
Van: Can't... breathe...
Power: I'm hungry.
Firey: Go get your own food.
Van: Don't... look... at... me...help
Power: Earthy?
Earthy: I can't make chocolate.
Power: Darn you... you... PEACH! Hey look... a penny.
Watery: Peachy-chan!
Earthy: Hey! Don't mess with me!
Van: Seriously... don't.
Watery: *Sees sled dogs in a book* PUPPIES!
Firey: Poor dogs, they look so cold! Maybe I should just warm the place up a bit...
Power: Uhh.. Maybe you shouldn't attempt to warm up the arctic. It would disturb the natural environment and all flora and fauna that have adapted to suit the climate. Not to mention the melted polar ice caps and snow would raise ocean water levels, therefore having a world wide affect of enormous magnitude.
Firey: Damn you.
Rest: *Stare astonished at Power*
Power: Moo.
Earthy: Maybe I should just get your chocolate now...*leaves to go to kitchen, letting go of Van*
Van: Air... dear... air.
Power: I have a magic penny.
Firey: Watery! Stop making bubbles!
Watery: I'm not doing that!
Firey: But if you aren't making those bubbles...
Earthy: (from other room) *scream**thud*
All: Windy! *run to kitchen to find Windy burping up bubbles*
Firey: What the hell did you do?
Windy: But the dishwashing soap... it smelled so good... so lemony fresh!
Earthy: Well, at least she smells better.
Windy: Umm... *fart* maybe not...
All: *Run out of room holding noses*
Windy: Hee hee... all the chocolate for myself...