A guy is stranded on a deserted island with cindy crawford. After a few weeks, nature takes its course, and they begin a sexual relationship. After a few more weeks, the guy hands Cindy his pants (or what's left of them) "here, put these on"..Cindy thinks this is all rather kinky, so she does. He hands her his shirt, same thing. tie (what's left) socks, the whole outfit...After she's dressed, he asks "do you feel like a guy?"
"Sure"
"A regular guy, i mean, REALLY?" Cindy nods her head. "Ok". He puts his arm around her shoulder and says "hey, buddy, just between you and me? I'm Fucking CINDY CRAWFORD"...