A hunter was out in the forest looking for deer when he spied a large bear. He took aim, shot, but when he got to where the bear should have fallen, it had disappeared. Suddenly the hunter felt a tap on his shoulder. There stood the bear.
"I'm the king of this forest," said the bear. "Nobody hunts here without my permission."
Then he hugged the hunter and ran away. The hunter went home, got his largest rifle. Same thing happened. The bear again tapped him on the shoulder. "Listen," said the bear. "You don't hunt here without my permission. "The bear hugged, and kissed the hunter. Enraged, the hunter got a bazooka. Same thing. Then, from behind, the bear gently put his paws around the hunter and said: "You're not really here for the hunting, are you? "