A little Indian boy walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked,
"How did we get our names?"
The old Indian Chief replied, "That very simple."
"When child is born, Chief come out of tee-pee and look across prarie.
What ever Chief see, child named." "If chief look out and see running deer, then child named Running Deer." "If Chief look across prarie and see swooping hawk, then child named Swooping Hawk."
"But tell me Two Dogs Fucking, why you ask?"