--------- Hospital with Will --------

(The scene opens up with Weston Bentley; he is stood next to a hospital bed, at the bottom of the bed lies a clipboard. and also next to Bentley is a drip machine)

Bentley: Hey, I’m down here at the hospital in Atlanta reporting some news concerning the commentator known as Will from the Friday Night Travesty commentating team. I didn’t know where Will has been over the past few days, but I have found him down here at our local hospital.

(The camera swoops round, and reveals a man, lying on the hospital bandaged up completely both legs are hung up in the air, and there is a machine checking his pulse as the monitor beeps with every heart beat)

Bentley: Arg this is where he has been!

(Suddenly a nurse walks behind the man holding a thermometer, and a clipboard that she places in right at the front of the bed. before taping the man on his shoulder)

Nurse: are you friend or family of this man?

Bentley: I’m a friend of his, and he’s a friend of the GZW fans who watch him weekly on Friday Night Travesty!

Nurse: you know nobody has even been to visit him. Not even a card sent, I was beginning to think that he didn’t have any friends, at all.

Bentley: Really? WOW I would have thought he would have had everybody come see him!

Nurse: well apparently not you’re the first!

Bentley: Well I’m sure that everyone would like to know just how he is doing?

Nurse: It doesn’t look good, infact it’s looking as though he isn’t going to make it. He’s already exceeded the odds by hanging on this far, he’s obviously a fighter, never giving up, but it will be a miracle is we ever see him walk or talk again!

(Bentleys eyes begin to swell up, he clutches on to the mans hand and begins to cry, as he does, the machine goes into one long beep)

Nurse: I’m afraid that we have just lost him!

(Bentley begins to cry like a grown man fighting back the tears but it’s in vein, as he can’t stop them. The nurse pats him on his back, before leads him out from the bed and shuts the curtains as the scene fades)

Next scene....

--------- Hospital ------

(Scene opens up once again with Weston Bentley, he can clearly be seen to having been crying, and looks embarrassed.)

Bentley: I’m sorry to say, but there has been a mix up. The last man that dies was NOT Will. It was an elderly man by the name of Jasper. I’m pleased to say that your friend at GZW, Will from the FNT team is very much alive. Somehow I got mixed up with some clipboards. Anyway here with us now and ready for an interview is... WILL himself!

(The camera follows Will, as Weston sits on a chair by the side of Will, who is sat up in his hospital bed, Will is in a few bandages, one wrapped around the top of his head. his arm in a sling. and his leg up in a sling also.)

Will: Hi,

Bentley: It’s great to know your alive Will.

Will: quite obviouswy I’m awive. And I’m waweing to go, can’t wait to sit back in my seat on FNT next week.

Bentley: well can we have your thoughts on what happened to you by Magic at the end of the last FNT? And how do you feel about it?

Will: Magic, he’s changed. Once the moveable famiwy man, but has been changed via Pimps actions. And Now because of this he takes out aww those who even associate with the sewf procwaimed “Wiving Wegend”! First there was Dean his best fweind and my bwoadcast partner. Then there was Angew Pimps pwegnant sister. And now there’s me Wiww another commentator who was seen hanging awound with Pimp a few times. Has it never occurred to you Magic that these peopwe have feewings awso, if you were not so hot headed we wouwd be on your side. Now you have shown your twue cowours and there BWACK. You have took it upon youwsewf to seek wevenge on those who are cwose to Pimp, WE are people with evewyday wives causing you no harm, and no you attack us? Magic I once thought of you as a nice guy, a twue gentweman, and most importantwy a fwiend. Well Magic you have just wost a fwiend. Carry on wike that and you’ww have NO fwiends.

Bentley: Thank you for that Will, any idea when you’ll be able to return to GZW?

Will: Weww I have been towd that there is NO way they’ww be wetting me out before fwiday so GZW just to wet you know that I wiww be unabwe to commentate this week on FNT, hopefuwwy by next week’s Crimson i’ww be back in the fuww swing of things.

Bentley: can you tell us who has been to see you then? There aren’t ANY cards about.

Will: weww my famiwy have phoned, but NONE have visited. None of the backstage wrestwers have been to see me except for one man.

Bentley: who’s that?

Will: a few weeks back you wouldn’t have beweieved me, but this man is another that has shown his twue cowours as of wate. He has become a genuine nice guy. He is Pimp Bizkit. He has come, and wished me weww, towd me as a fwiend I have a fwee escowt for myself is ever I need one, Thanks Pimp. None of the others even checked up on me, either AWW of them expected me to jump back up, and be fine or they didn’t care. Either way it doesn’t matter I’m an ordinawy bwoke, just making a wiving I don’t need extra attention.

Bentley: Thanks for those words Will, and back to the action!

(Scene fades to black, as Bentley takes one of Wills bedside table grapes)

------------- Dark Match ------------

----- Wood Chuck Vs Hooded Man ----

Adam Lowe: hey all next up we have been asked to commentate on a special dark match

Dean: why o why do I get stuck with this loser?

Lowe: We have been asked to commentate on a match with a Mr Hooded Man, any idea who this guy could be?

Dean: All I know is that it’s a trademark of the Old Bad Company back in PWW

Lowe: WOW, do you think this could be anything to do with Bad Company?

Dean: All I will say about this is that you never know!

(“Dancing Queen” By Abba plays as Wood Chuck makes his way down to the ring he holds his plank of wood up and does a HOOOOOOO (A la Hacksaw Jim Dugan), he then makes his way down to the ring as a few laughs come from the crowd)

Dean: Look at this guy he’s a joke!

Lowe: stop being so insulting!

(“Aisha” by Death In Vegas begins to play on the PA system, and out comes a man with a hood covering his face; electricity like Thunder strikes down on the ramp way creating two lines of fire that leads him down to the ring, the Hooded man, begins to walk down the ramp way between the two lines. Wood chuck throws the plank of wood at him but it misses and lands on the fire, and the plank burns to ashes. The hooded man looks up at Chuck, and pulls out a lead pipe from his black boot.)

Lowe: Evil intentions from this Hooded man here!

Dean: indeed he’s got to live up to the old Bad Company name!

(Hooded man enters the ring and referee Brownlow calls for the bell. The Hooded man wastes no time at all, as he gets behind Wood Chuck)

Lowe: this no look good for Chuck!

Dean: damn it feels great to be multi-talented like me

(The hooded man uses the lead pipe across the throat of Wood Chuck, and chokes the life out of him with it. The referee tries to break it, but to no avail, the Hooded man just continues to press the lead pipe against the throat of Wood Chuck. Eventually referee Brownlow calls for the bell, and disqualifies the Hooded Man, then a flood of GZW staff flood the ring, who eventually get the Hooded man to release the choke)

Lowe: damn that Hooded man

Dean: everybody beware looks like this Hooded man whoever he is seems to be attempting to make a name for himself.

Lowe: is this something of Bad Company with the hooded man gimmick!

Dean: I think I know who it is, it’s Dameon! After all he attacked his own son with a pipe, I wouldn’t put it past him to follow in his sons footsteps and do this!

Lowe: It could be, you can’t rule anybody out though, and who would do something as heinous as this?

Dean: at least it wasn’t as distasteful as Magic attacking pregnant women!

-------------- Backstage At Travesty -------------

(The scene opens up with Epic, and Eclipse they are at a door with the words “Referee’s room” on it. Epic, and Eclipse barge in, and three of the referees Adam Lowe, Eamonn MgHerby, and Chris Brownlow, can be spotted, as well as a few of temporary referees. The zebra’s jump back a mile, as they barge in. Not expecting it. The one referee that comes forward is Chris Brownlow)

Epic: Oh, so who the hell are you?

Eclipse: yea state ya name FOOL!

Brownlow: referee Brownlow the youngest of the referees, now we aren’t used to visitors especially from you wrestlers.

(Epic and Eclipse look at each other and shrug their shoulders)

Epic: well we don’t care we’re here for one thing, and one thing only!

(Adam Lowe the senior referee of Friday Night Travesty comes forward)

Lowe: By the way we DON’T take bribes!

(Epic, and Eclipse both laugh together. Lowe and the rest of the referees begin to laugh half heartily along with the WMCB members. Epic and Eclipse stop, and the referees continue not noticing that Epic, and Eclipse have stopped)

Epic & Eclipse: Funny is it huh?

Lowe: well ummmm No?

(Eclipse kicks Lowe in his Mid Section. Epic then grabs his head and hits EPIC BATTLE (twist of fate but into neckbreaker) On Adam Lowe, then they both stand up and look at the rest of the referees)

Epic: Let that be a warning to the rest of you!

Friday Night Travesty

[Explosion’s go off on the ramp as “Outside” by Staind kicks in the arena. The camera pans the sold out arena showing the different signs being waved all over the place. One sign reads: “I want to be played alive!” The camera comes across another sign that reads: “Magic is right, lose the hoe” The camera comes to rest on the announcement table where Billy and Jennifer are sat arguing about nothing important. They realize the camera is on them and they shut up.]

Billy: Welcome to another edition of Friday Night Travesty.

Jennifer: What a card we got tonight. A very intense lineup from start to finish.

Billy: I’ll agree with you their Jennifer. Did I just say that?

Jennifer: Yes you did. Well without any further hindrance lets roll right into our first match.

Billy: Wow Jennifer your using big words now. I guess I should watch out.

Jennifer: Shut up.

**Debut Match**

**Jacob Helmsley vs. Nemesis**

("Points of Authority" by Linkin Park Blares through-out the arena as The Newest GZW Superstar appears on the ramp way and makes his way to the ring, he slides underneath the ropes and waits for his opponent Nemesis

Chris Kong: Another, "New Era" Member in the GZW...

Jordan Cunning: He Maybe new in GZW but he has Talent

Chris Kong: Yeah I'm sure he does Mr. Cunningham

Jordan Cunning: Shut up Chris.

("Drowning" by adema hits the PA and Nemesis walks down on to the ramp way, Nemesis gets in the ring, as the fans Cheer and boo, The Bell rings as the to grapple Nemesis throws Helmsley against the ropes Helmsley bounces off the ropes and Nemesis drop kicks him down to the mat, Nemesis picks up Helmsley by the hair and quickly DDTs Helmsley, Nemesis gets up and taunts the crowd for a few seconds as Jacob gets back to his feet, Nemesis turns around and receives a kick to the mid section, then Jacob lifts up Nemesis and drops him down for a Brainbuster DDT.)

Chris Kong: The New Blood here in GZW are some of the greatest

Jordan Cunning: You know that’s a bunch of BS.

Chris Kong: Well the Old Guards are better.

Jordan Cunning: bout' time you admitted that.

(Jacob goes for a pin


1...






2...






Kickout!

Jacob gets up seeming mad he stands up and stomps a way on Nemesis then goes for another pin


1....


2..KickOut!

Again Jacob seems extremely mad and stomps a way on Nemesis, Jacob picks up Nemesis but Nemesis hits a Snap Suplex on Jacob the both men lay on the ground but then Nemesis starts to get up)

Jordan Cunning: What a Great Match!

Chris Kong: Meh.

(Nemesis stands up straight and Jacob starts to get up fast, Jacob staggering on his feat, Nemesis tries a Brutal clothesline on Jacob but Jacob reverses it and puts Nemesis in a arm bar, After a few seconds Jacob release's the hold and picks up Nemesis, Nemesis seems out of it and Jacob starts to laugh and goes for a punch, but Nemesis stops it and punches Jacob, Jacob goes for a punch and lands it)

Chris Kong: a Good'ol fistfight.

(The two keep punching each other but Jacob pushes Nemesis quickly and hits the ref the ref falls and the two continue the fist fight, Jacob bends down and hits a low-blow on Nemesis, Nemesis bends over holding his crotch, Jacob laughs then holds Nemesis by his hair but Nemesis knee's Jacob and then reverse DDT's Jacob, Jacob now holding his head lays in the ring, Nemesis, seems to be in pain as he to lays in the ring, The ref Adam Lowe gets to his feet and looks down at the two and starts to count

1...


2...


3...

4...

Jacob and Nemesis start to get up Jacob gets to his knees and so does Nemesis, Nemesis gets up and drop kicks Jacob while he is still on his knee's, Jacob falls over looking to be knocked out, Nemesis goes for the pin

1....

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Kickout!!!

Nemesis starts to punch Jacob in the face but then picks him up Jacob kicks Nemesis and puts him below his waist in a powerbomb type of way, Jacob then Stalling Pedigree's Nemesis!!)

Chris Kong: Damn!!! REVENGE!!, One of Jacobs finishers!

(Jacob goes for the pin

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2...




3!!!!)

Jordan Cunning: Jacob Helmsley wins's it!!!

---Backstage---

Chains is shown walking down the halls of the GZW coliseum. He is suddenly blind sighted by a steel chair shot! He falls to the cement floor hard. Justin Sharp is revealed to be the culprit. Adam Cage and Maxx Pain walk right behind him. They all smile as they watch Chains slowly try and get to his feet. The Pride members taunt him and just laugh. Chains is now crawling up Maxx Pain’s pant leg. Maxx plants a big right hand into his head. The three then jump on Chains like a pack of lions on their prey.

Adam Cage tells them to get off. From there he picks up Chains and plants him into the cement with his Nova DDT! Crewmembers run up and try to break Pride away but Pride pushes them out of the way.

Maxx picks Chains back to his feet. Not even able to keep himself up, Chains falls on his knees, bloody and cut open. Maxx Pain places Chains between his legs, then lifts him onto his shoulder. He slams Chains into the cement flooring with vicious powerbomb. He keeps Chains locked in, and then lifts him back onto his shoulder. Again he drops Chains to the floor with yet another powerbomb. For the second time, he lifts Chains back onto his shoulder. This time he stalls Chains into the air, spins around a little, and slams him through a nearby table with his Career Ender/Pain Game combo!!!

Justin Sharp looks at his stable mates and nods his head. Maxx and Adam both pick Chains back to his feet. He is battered, beaten, and torn apart. To add onto the punishment Justin Sharp kicks Chains in the stomach and places his head between his legs. He hooks both of Chains’s arms and looks around the hallway. Adam and Maxx get on either side of Chains and grab him under his stomach. They help lift Chains off the ground as Justin plants him into the cold cement with his Hydra. Pleased with their work the three members look down at their “prey”.

From there they all spit on his back and walk away. The camera gets a close up view of Chains. Blood is dripping vigorously out of his head and obviously he is out cold. EMTs rush to the scene and check on Chains. After a few more seconds of checking on his condition, they bring in a stretcher and place him onto it. The scene comes to a sickening close as Chains is being rolled down the hall, barely even taking a breath.

**Debut Match**

**Kid Kaos vs. Chains**

Jennifer: What was that all about?

Billy: I don’t know but wasn’t it great?

Jennifer: No it wasn’t. What about his match against Kid Kaos?

Billy: Who cares? Lets roll right into our next match.

**Four Corners Tag Match**

**Endangered Species vs. W.M.C.B (Epic and Eclipse) vs. Supreme Team vs. College Boys**

Dean: No will this week! Hoooorrrrrrrraaaaaay finally. However it seems as though GZW have seen fit to give me a broadcast colleague while Will gets better after Magic brutal attack on him on last weeks FNT

(The match opens up as “Funky Cold Madina” by Tone Loc plays on the PA system. The fans give a huge face pop, as Diamond walks out on crutches. He waves to the crowd as he walks down to the ring, in a few bandages, and with a limp)

Dean: ah GEEZ I would draw the short straw and have to sit next to that Peace Loving idiot they call Diamond this week!

(Diamond walks around the ring signing a few autographs for the GZW fans who have got ringside seats. And sits into the seat that would usually be occupied by Will)

Diamond: feels great to be back after a couple of weeks! Anyway Dean what where you saying about me?

Dean: ummmm Nothing!

Diamond: well I’m proud to be sat he commentating this week on FNT, unfortunately Will cannot be with us this week as he has been hospitalised by a man that seems to have flipped as of late!

Dean: returning to his roots that are that of a sick sadistic prick.

Diamond: I wouldn’t go that far!

Dean: It’s okay for you he didn’t attack you, anyway who put you out?

Diamond: It was Sincere who put me out on the injured list. BUT remain assured that I will be back once I’m fully healed. I couldn’t possibly miss the chance to perform in front of a crowd with fans like the GZW’s

Dean: face it you wanna kick his ass.

Diamond: yea I felt like that. BUT I am a Peacekeeper, I try to keep the Peace I don’t agree with what Sincere did. However over the past few months I have realised something, and that’s that if you don’t stick up for yourself when the time is right then they’ll take advantage of you. So Sincere Will get his, when I’m back, but I’ll do it fairly in the ring!

Dean: what a load of BULL!

Diamond: anyway I believe I have come down here to commentate tonight, for this four corners tag team elimination match!

Dean: you have indeed!

Diamond: well let’s get this started!

(“We are the Champions” by Queen begins to play on the PA system, and out come “Superfly” Hodges and his partner Logan “Bigger Than Life” Phlash. They come out to a mixed reaction as they walk down to the ring)

Diamond: I guess the fans haven’t made their minds up on whether they like these two guys or not yet!

Dean: Well they look pretty awesome!

(The Supreme Team bounce against the ropes, and in the ring referee Eamonn MgHerby checks them both for foreign object when suddenly “Pour Some Sugar on me” by Def Leopard begins to play on the PA system and out comes the College Boys who are met by some boos, and some sarcastic cheers, and a lot of chants of “OWWWWWW BEER” the College Boys walk down to the ring)

Dean: Now all these teams in this match you have gotta love! OWWWW

(The College Boys stop and their ladies come out to a cheer from the crowd, and Samson disappears behind the curtain, and returns with his cooler of beer. Samson both go “OWWWWWW BEER” along with the crowd, and Samson and Brent run down to the ring with the cooler in hand, as there girls walk down to the ring. Samson and Brent stay on the outside as them and the Supreme Team talk trash to each other)

Diamond: Both of these teams seem up for this

Dean: that’s because they have their OWWWWW BEER!

(Suddenly the arena goes silent as the muscular team of Endangered Species come out. Behind them is “Sexy Bitch” Devotion who makes the male fans wolf whistle more than anything else as Endangered Species make there way down to the ring)

Dean: OOO I like these two the “Bash Brothers” of wrestling!

Diamond: you would, when all they do is deal out punishment both legally and illegally which I cannot agree with it!

Dean: that’s cos’ you’re not as intelligent as me to realise that those tactics work!

Diamond: maybe sometimes they do but Good will always prevail.

(Endangered Species hit the ring, at the orders of Devotion. The Bash Brother slide into the ring, and begin to do a number on the supreme team that are distracted by their argument with the college boys who at ring side)

Dean: A HA Endangered Species taking it to Supreme Team!

Diamond: typically attacking while the men’s backs are turned, can they not wait for once to get a fair fight?

Dean: Like I said before they’re not stupid!

(Joseph stomps away on Superfly. While Elijah Threatt, whips Logan “Bigger Than Life” Phlash into the ropes. Logan bunny hops over Threatt, but then is low bridged by Samson and BWIII and over the top goes Phlash face first into the Beer cooler)

Diamond: OUCH! All this and one of the teams isn’t even out here yet!

Dean: ah yes the tag champs! How could we forget What Money Can Buy?

(All most as if on cue “CREAM GET THE MONEY, DOLLAR DOLLAR BILL Y’ALL” screams down the PA system, as Epic, and Eclipse come out from backstage onto the stage, they look down to the ring, and see the action that is already going down. Epic whispers something to Eclipse. Eclipse smiles, as they just stand at the top of the ramp way doing nothing)

Diamond: So Epic and Eclipse aren’t even going to attempt to get into the action! What a couple of wusses!

Dean: Hey, you can’ say that about the tag champs! There ace! Gotta Love em! Besides they’re just being smart!

(The college Boys begin to stomp away on Logan Phlash, meanwhile in the ring referee mgherby finally restores some order as he manages to get Threatt out of the ring, leaving just Malcolm Hodges and Joseph Synger in the ring)

Diamond: hooray some order re-stored here!

Dean: zzzzzzzz

(The man known as “Lost Soul” picks up “Superfly”, and hits a scoop slam on him. Then tags in his partner Elijah Threatt who springs himself over the top rope, and hits a leg drop on Superfly into a cover)

ONE………

Dean: after the beating those guys have already taken, it looks like there about to be eliminated first!

TWO…….

Diamond: definitely maybe!

(Kickout)

Dean: grrrrrrr

(Elijah now whips Malcolm “Superfly” Hodges into the ropes, and hits a Farooq style spinebuster. As this happens on the outside, the college boys pick up Logan, and whip him into the steel steps, then give each other a high five)

Dean: OWWWWW

Diamond: Yea I felt it too!

(Threatt picks up Malcolm once again, and goes for a neckbreaker, and hits it into another cover)

ONE……

Dean: that’s it don’t let him get any advantage! Sound tactics from Endangered Species so far tonight!

TWO…..

Diamond: well you can’t fault them so far; they’re definitely the team on top in this match!

(Kickout by Hodges)

Dean: stay down you moron!

(Threatt looks a little peed off, but still gets to his feet, and whips him into his corner where his partner is. Threatt unleashes two fists to the mid-section of “Superfly” but is then broken up by the ref for using closed fists. While the ref’s back is turned Synger takes advantage of Hodges, by choking him)

Dean: ahaha yea

Diamond: NO, those cheaters!

(Threatt stands up Hodges by the ropes, and then goes to the far one, but Brent Wellington III makes a blind tag tagging himself into the match. Threatt turns around, and glares at Brent, Brent shrug his shoulders, but Threatt then brings the College boy in the hard way. Over the top rope, then lays a few kicks in on Wellington, before referee Eamonn MgHerby forces him back to his corner)

Dean: come on guys, can’t we all just get along, and eliminate the Supreme Team?

Diamond: I take it you’re not on the side of the team that is supreme?

Dean: well I’ve not seen them in action too much, but these other two teams rock!

Diamond: two what about WMCB? Who are at the top of the ramp way?

Dean: hehe yea I almost forgot! Even Greater tactics by them!

(Wellington gets back up to his feet by the ropes, but as he does Hodges has already used the time to get back to his feet, and he clotheslines Brent over the top rope. The referee begins to execute a ten count, as “Superfly” collapses on the floor with exhaustion)

Diamond: Hodges desperately needs to make tag

Dean: yea and you look desperate for something else

Diamond: and that would be?

Dean: A SHOWER!

(Samson helps up his partner on the outside. Wellington gets back in the ring, as Hodges is crawling over to the corner of Endangered Species. Hodges lunges for a tag, but Endangered Species move back out of the from a tag being made, leaving Malcolm Hodges on the mat by there turnbuckle)

Dean: HAHA brilliant move by Endangered Species.

Diamond: that wasn’t very nice!

(Wellington walks over to Hodges, picks him up and whips him into the empty turnbuckle that should be occupied by WMCB, then charges in and hits a spear. Hodges collapses to the floor, clutching his stomach, as Brent now begins to taunt the fans)

Dean: Bread in the breadbasket has just been emptied!

Diamond: That doesn’t feel good I can tell you that!

(Brent sets up “Superfly” between his legs as if he is going for a powerbomb. Brent gives thumbs up to his partner Rick Samson, and as he does Malcolm scurries through his legs, and makes a tag to his partner Logan “Bigger than Life” Phlash)

Diamond: Bad news for Brent Wellington now!

Dean: what? Just because he got a tag? I don’t think so!

(Phlash jumps over the top ropes, and knocks Wellington on his bum. Then he goes over to Endangered Species’ corner and knocks them both off the apron with a double clothesline. Then he goes to Samson, but Samson now anticipates it, and brings the throat of Logan down on to the top rope. Brent the other college boy is behind Phlash as he turns round, and Brent then hit’s a DDT into a cover)

ONE……

Dean: haha serves him right for attacking those, who aren’t legally in the match!

TWO….

Diamond: trying to get some retribution for what he did to the Supreme Team before the match officially began!

(Kickout)

(Wellington picks up Logan “Bigger Than Life” and whips him into the ropes. Wellington ducks a bit too early, and Logan now counters into a sunset flip and holds for a cover)

ONE……..

Diamond: the beer drinking College boys should concentrate more on the match in hand

TWO…..

Dean: they always do there best, and that’s damned good!

(Wellington closes his legs sandwiching the head of Logan, as he stops the count. Bret then makes the tag to his frat mate Rick Samson.)

Diamond: the first time Samson has been in the match now! He’s fresh so lets see what he can do.

Dean: a damn sight more than you ever could!

(Samson charges at Phalsh, but Phlash sees it coming, and takes Samson down with a drop toe hold, into an ankle lock that he locks in)

Diamond: Samson may tap straight away here!

Dean: NOOO

(The referee asks Samson if he quits, but he refuses, and as soon as he dos his partner kicks Phlash in the back with a thunderous smack, the referee, then hushes Brent back outside of the ring. As he is doing so Endangered Species hit the ring, and double clothesline Phlash over the top rope.)

Diamond: behind the referees back! I HATE those tactics!

Dean: you might hate them, and that’s probably why you always loose!

(Endangered Species taunt the fans now, but they don’t see Malcolm “Superfly” Hodges climb the top rope. First to notice is Joseph “Lost Soul” Synger, by which time it’s to late, as Hodges nails a missile dropkick on him)

Diamond: he got him!

Dean: hey it was a missile like in that Bin Laden thing I found on the net. Now that was Cool, on the net thing.

(Elijah then notices, and swings a BIG right at “Superfly” but Malcolm ducks, and hits a neckbreaker on the Endangered Species wrestler. Hodges now turns his attentions to Samson who is getting to his feet. Hodges picks up Samson, but Samson pokes him in his eyes)

Dean: haha yea make em water!

Diamond: imagine the muck from his fingers in Hodges eyes that must really sting!

(Samson whips “Superfly into the ropes, and goes for a back body drop, but as he does “Superfly” catches hold of Samson’s neck, and hits a neckbreaker instead of being hit with a back body drop, the momentum that was going has Samson withering in pain, as Logan crawls back into the ring, and makes a cover as the referee makes the cover)

ONE…….

Diamond: I can’t see anybody kicking out of a move like that neckbreaker

TWO……..

Dean: nooooooo

THREE…….

(Ding Ding)

Diamond: the College Boys are the first to go!

Dean: should have been the self-proclaimed team that’s supreme. They’re not supreme at all their crap!

Diamond: no wonder the college boys are gone they could never last that long without a beer.

Dean: haha don’t get all sarcastic on me!

Diamond: well their hardly role models for our younger viewers!

(Logan gets back up to his feet, but is then taken down with a Big Boot by Elijah Threatt, “Bigger Than Life” trips over Samson whom is still on the apron, as Phlash falls back, Elijah takes advantage and makes the pin)

ONE…..

Dean: haha bye bye supremacy!

TWO…..

(Malcolm makes the save dropping an elbow onto Elijah, as he does stop the count in comes Joseph Synger, who clothesline Malcolm over the top, but he follows also, to the outside as the two begin to brawl, and the College boys exit up the top of the ramp way.)

Diamond: Hodges with a save there but it didn’t pay off!

Dean: duh!

(The referee tries to separate Synger and Hodges on the outside, meanwhile in the ring, “Sexy Bitch” Devotion slides a steel fold up bowling chair into the ring to Threatt. Threatt picks up the steel chair and winks at Devotion. He turns around and swings for the head of Logan. Logan ducks, and as Elijah spins around in a complete 360 hits a super kick)

Dean: NOOOOO

Diamond: their plan didn’t pay off!

(Logan makes the pin as the referee turns around)

ONE……

Diamond: that backfirance could have cost Endangered Species here dearly!

TWO……

Dean: This can’t happen!

THREE….

(Ding Ding)

Dean: I can’t believe these two teams eliminated and Supreme Team is still in this!

Diamond: after the beating they took in the early going it is hard to believe!

Dean: never fear, the untouched WMCB, are still in it, and I have faith in them, they will defeat these two idiots with ease.

Diamond: that’s kinda underestimating Supreme Team A LOT!

(Endangered Species are arguing with the referee about a fast count, but referee MgHerby is demanding them back to the locker rooms, as this is going on from the crowd comes “Money Maker” Dice Morgan, and Manic Depression who is handling a silver briefcase)

Diamond: NO not this, I wish I could stop this!

Dean; haha bandaged up like you are you can’t do much! Thanks Sincere!

(Both men slide into the ring, and Dice choke slams Logan, and then Malcolm slides in, but gets taken out with the silver briefcase for his troubles)

Diamond: another despicable plan here!

Dean: nothing quite seeing a great plan through!

(Dice, and Manic now exit through the crowd, as the cocky champions finally begins to walk from the edge of the stage, and Endangered Species turn to go back to the locker rooms)

Diamond: yea now they finish distracting the ref after the damage is done!

Dean: it’s called Intelligence my friend! Maybe one day you’ll get some!

(From the backstage area come the Storm Riders, who are holding steel chairs and smack the champions on the backs, and then the Storm Riders let go of there chairs, a and head for Endangered Species, and the two teams brawl backstage)

Dean: WOW, look at the carnage!

Diamond: amazing)

Ref: four…….. five…….. six

(Supreme team are down in the ring, but WMCB are down at the top of the ramp way)

Dean: No supreme team can’t win!

Diamond: I just can’t believe after all this it’s going to end via a count out!

Ref: eight….. Nine….. Ten

(Ding Ding)

Diamond: supreme Team have won

Dean: yea only because WMCB couldn’t make it down to the ring, otherwise they would have had no chance!

Diamond: well that’s my match finished I’ll be off backstage to talk with the boys, etc.

Dean: yea PLEASE buggar off, I don’t think I can take much more of your horrendous smell!

**Tag Match**

**StormRiders vs. The Fierys**

“Defy You” by the Offspring blasts through the speakers. The fans go wild as shots of the Fierys come across the Zero-Tron. Blue and red lights wave through the crowd. Dameon and Hades come into view at the top of the ramp. Aqua and Spice are standing behind their husbands, clapping them on. The four begin to walk down to the ring. Hades slides inside as Dameon walks over the top rope. Hades holds down the ropes for his mom and wife. The two get into the ring as well. They all stand and taunt the crowd as they flash their cameras for pictures. Spice and Aqua wish their husbands luck and exit the ring. Aqua sits next to Albert and Jessica, while Spice stands at ringside.

Albert: Welcome Aqua!

Aqua: Thanks Albert.

Jessica: So, Aqua, how’s blue boy in bed?

Aqua: Jessica! Personal info there. But yes he is. I wouldn’t be pregnant if he wasn’t.

Jessica: Damn. Why is it always the cute ones that are taken? Except El Gambit! MmMmMmM! I would love to eat him up!

Albert: Any who, next match is great battle between long lasting Fierys and StormRiders.

The StormRiders, Outlaw Wales and Prey, jump over the guardrail and slide into the ring, attacking Dameon and Hades from behind!

Aqua: What the hell! Hades, Dameon, kick their asses bad!

Hades is tosses across the ring. He bounces off the ropes. Outlaw and Prey hold hands and go for a double clothesline, but Hades ducks. He springboards off the other ropes and moonsaults right onto the StormRiders! Both men go crashing to the mat. The ref calls for the bell and tells Outlaw and Dameon to go to their corners. They follow their orders. Hades and Prey lock up in the middle of the ring. Prey applies a headlock. He tries to go for a bulldog, but Hades pushes him into an empty turnbuckle. Prey runs up the turnbuckle and flips behind Hades. From there he pushes him face first into the top post and rolls him up in a small package.

One…

Two…

Prey rolls out. He gets up quickly and clubs Hades with many punches to the back. He tosses Hades into his turnbuckle. Outlaw begins to choke Hades from behind. The ref argues with him to get off. Prey tags Outlaw in. The two trade places and Outlaw waists no time and begins to work on Hades. He tosses him into the ropes. Hades bounces off and is elevated with a back body drop. He somehow lands on his feet, but Outlaw sees it and knocks Hades down with a Crescent Side Kick. Outlaw goes for the pin.

Aqua: Come on honey! Kick his ass!

One…

Albert: He being pinned right now Aqua. Usually mean he no winning too good.

Two…

Th…

Kickout. Outlaw forces Hades up by his head and leads him towards Dameon. He taunts Dameon, trying to get him to come in. The ref immediately stops him. Outlaw laughs and goes to attack Hades, but he jumps into the air with a dropkick! Hades jumps into his corner and tags his father, Dameon.

Jessica: And the tag is made!

Aqua: Go Dameon! Cremate his ass!

Dameon climbs into the ring and uppercuts Outlaw halfway across the ring. Outlaw holds his jaw and looks at Dameon in shock. He gets back to his feet and runs at Dameon. Dameon easily hits him with a big boot! He picks up Outlaw and tosses him into his own turnbuckle. Outlaw tags Prey in. Prey climbs inside and approaches Dameon. He throws a few punches, sending the older man staggering a little bit. Dameon fights back with his own punches. Prey falls backwards. Dameon whips him into a turnbuckle and charges closely behind. He goes to squash him in the corner but Prey moves out of the way and Dameon slams into the turnbuckle. Prey grabs Dameon’s neck and plants it into the mat with a neckbreaker! He goes for a pin.

One…

T…

Kickout.

Albert: Dameon kick out fast in that one!

Jessica: He sure did.

Endangered Species and Devotion suddenly make their way down to the ring. They slide inside. They immediately attack Dameon and Prey!

Aqua: What the hell are they doing out here?!!!

Epic and Eclipse follow closely behind and slide into the ring as well. The three teams begin to battle it out. Devotion heads straight for Spice. The two begin to cat fight each other.

Albert: This getting out of hand! Tag-Team division get to hot!

Suddenly the Supreme Team and College Crew run down also. All the teams battle it out left and right. Prey is tossed out of the ring, followed by BW3. Dameon tosses Elijah Threatt outside as well, but Joseph Synger pushes him outside. Epic and Eclipse double-team the Supreme Team. They take Logan out. Malcolm grabs Epic and goes to throw him out. Epic grabs onto Malcolm, causing the both of them to crash to the floor. Hades dropkicks Rick out of the ring. Eclipse and Hades both take Joseph Synger out. Eclipse and Hades look at each other, eye to eye. The two ex-friends battle it out with punches left and right. Hades pushes Eclipse into the ropes. Once he bounces back Hades runs and goes to hit him out of the ring. Eclipse tosses Hades over his head. Hades lands on the apron and grabs Eclipse. He goes to toss him out, but the two collapse to the ground at the same time. The ring is finally empty. Referees run down to ringside and break up all the teams! The scene cuts to commercial to break everything up.

**Eight Man Tag Match**

**El Gambit, (Downfall) Rebellion, Pimp Bizkit, and “Enforcer” T-Rex vs. “Forsaken One” Magic, Big Country, GoldenEye, and “Dream Stealer” Maxx Pain**

Jennifer: I’m looking forward to this match.

Billy: I’ll agree with you there. I’m just curious whether or not these teams can cooperate. I mean Maxx Pain has to team with that “Old Guard” reject Magic.

[The lights in the arena flicker on and off with different colors as “Rebellion” by Jeanluc hits the arenas. The fans boo loudly as he walks down the ramp smiling evilly and ignoring the crowd. He climbs into the ring and begins to loosen up as the music fades.]

Jennifer: The fans sure hate Rebellion.

Billy: I don’t know why. He’s almost the only guy in that ring with talent

[“Violent Mood Swings” by Stabbing Westwards is the next to hit the speakers as El Gambit walks down the ramp with the TV draped over one shoulder and the LH Title draped over the other. The fans boo him loudly as he just shrugs his shoulders and shines the belts. He climbs into the ring and eyes Rebellion as he takes both titles off his shoulders and hands them to the time keeper outside.]

Billy: Another man with talent that the fans rail.

[The lights flicker once again as “Don’t See The Signs” by Mark B begins to play causing the crowd to give a mixed reaction to the site of Pimp. He walks down the ramp with the IC Title around his waist and a confident stride to match the look on his face. He rolls into the ring and paces around the ring as the music fades.]

Jennifer: Pimp has changed over the past few weeks ever since Magic attacked his sister. The crowd is starting to like him.

Billy: His career has become shit now.

Jennifer: Billy watch your mouth.

[The lights go black as “Number One” by Nelly rocks the arena bringing the crowd to there feet with cheers. T-Rex charges the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He walks around the ring eyeing the three men inside. Pimp mouths the words “Trust Me” as T-Rex continues to eye the men.]

Jennifer: Can you feel the tension in that ring? Who can T-Rex trust in that ring?

Billy: He sure as hell can’t trust Rebellion.

[“Bombshell” by Powerman 5000 kicks in around the arenas as GoldenEye makes his way down the ramp to a decent cheer from the crowd. He gives a few high fives to the crowd before climbing into the ring via the top rope. He stands in the corner eyeing his opponents as the music fades.]

[“Off The Wall” by Eminem and Redman hits the arenas hard as Big Country walks down the aisle soaking in the boos from the crowds with great pleasure. He walks up the steps and climbs into the ring. He walks up to T-Rex and mouths off at him before walking off.]

Jennifer: I’m not so sure that was a smart move on Big Country’s part.

Billy: It was a great move on his part. Sike out his older brother and throw him off his game.

[“My Way” by Limp Bizkit is next to hit the speakers as Maxx Pain walks down the ramp to the boos of the crowd. He just ignores the crowd and climbs into the ring. He walks over to Big C and begins to argue with him and throw insults his way as GoldenEye tries to separate the two. The argument is suddenly broken up by “Bittersweet” by Fuel.]

Jennifer: Here is a man I used to respect. Now I don’t know what to think of him.

Billy: The man has finally flipped. I guess he took one to many shots to the head.

[Magic appears at the top of the ramp and the crowd lets him have it. He walks calmly down the ramp mocking the crowd as he goes. He climbs into the ring and T-Rex quickly clears the ring and nails Magic with a thunderous closeline that knocks him over the top rope.]

Jennifer: T-Rex has started this one off with a bang.

[T-Rex climbs outside the ring as referee David Love calls for the bell. Big Country tells his partners that he’s going to start the match off. Pimp walks up to him and nails him with a stiff right hand that brings him into the match. Big C leans into the corner as Pimp delivers several rights to his chops. Big C finally blocks one and thumbs Pimp in the eye.]

Jennifer: What a cheap shot.

[Pimp stumbles around holding his eye as Big C checks for blood on his face. Big C shoots out of the corner and hits Pimp with a closeline that turns him inside out. Big C hits the ropes and Maxx makes the blind tag. Pimp sees the blind tag and heads straight for Maxx knocking him off the apron. He turns around only to receive a big boot to the face for his troubles.]

Billy: He just got plastic surgery for free.

[Maxx climbs into the ring and stomps on the downed Pimp as he tries to get to his feet unsuccessfully. Maxx walks over and jaws with Rebellion bringing him into the ring. The ref walks over and holds Rebellion back as Maxx pounds away on Pimp with thunderous forearm smashes. Maxx steps off and begins to celebrate as the crowd boos him loudly. Maxx turns around and receives a kick to the midsection followed by a quick DDT that gives Pimp a few minutes to breathe.]

Jennifer: Desperation maneuver there by Pimp.

[Pimp drags himself across the ring and tags in El Gambit who leaps into the ring and runs over to the now standing Maxx Pain and pounds away on his face with rights and lefts that rock his head back and forth but the big man doesn’t fall. Gambit hits the ropes and leaps into the air nailing Maxx with a flying lariat that rocks him back and forth. Gambit hits the ropes again but this time gets taken down my a massive closeline.]

Billy: Ouch.

[Maxx lifts Gambit up to his feet and over his head and drops him down with a seated tombstone piledriver. Maxx makes the cover and hooks both legs.]

One

Two

[T-Rex runs into the ring and breaks up the count before the ref can hit three. The ref backs him out of the ring as Maxx drags Gambit over and tags in GoldenEye. The former UwU World Champion climbs into the ring and pounds on the lower back of Gambit with right forearm smashes. He lifts the limp Gambit up and throws him into his corner. He yells at Gambit to tag in Rebellion, which he does.]

Jennifer: This should prove interesting.

[The two men lock up and GoldenEye applies a quick side headlock. Rebellion shoots him into the ropes but is taken down by a shoulder tackled from G. E. Rebellions head bounces off the mat. GoldenEye lifts Rebellion to his feet and whips him into the corner. He charges in and goes for a closeline but Rebellion ducks the closeline causing him to run into the corner hard. GoldenEye turns around and is met by several stiff right hands from Rebellion. He whips G.E into the ropes and leaps into the air delivering a flying shoulder tackle that takes him to the ground.]

Jennifer: Rebellion just took GoldenEye off his feet.

Billy: I saw that.

[Rebellion stomps away on the downed GoldenEye then bounces off the ropes and drops a knee to his face. Rebellion goes over and tags in Pimp who climbs in and pounds away on GoldenEye. He lifts the big man to his feet and delivers several stiff european style uppercuts to the chin that rock the big mans head. Pimp hits the ropes and leaps into the air and nails a flying closeline to the chest of GoldenEye that takes him off his feet once again.]

Jennifer: GoldenEye is on the mat again.

Billy: Talk about being a master of the obvious.

[Pimp drags GoldenEye over and tags in T-Rex. Rex climbs into the ring and delivers several stiff forearm shots to the lower back as GoldenEye climbs to his feet. GoldenEye nails Rex with a few quick punches that throws him off his balance. He whips Rex into the corner and charges in delivering a huge avalanche in the corner followed by a tag to Big Country.]

Jennifer: Brother vs. Brother. This should be interesting.

Billy: Oh yea.

[Big C and Rex circle each other before charging in and locking a collar and elbow tie up. Country gains the quick advantage by locking in a side headlock. T-Rex tries to break free but Country just applies more pressure to his head. T-Rex lifts Country up and drops him down on his head with a high angle back body drop. Rex walks over and yells at Magic to get in the ring but he just points at Country and yells that he’s the legal man not him.]

Jennifer: Magic seems to be scared of Rex.

Billy: Maybe he’s just smarter than we give him credit for.

[Rex lifts Country up over his head and does a few military presses before dropping him with the “Carnivores Press.” Rex lifts him back to his feet and throws him into the corner yelling at him to tag in Magic. Magic climbs into the ring slowly as Rex looks on. Magic finally gets in the ring and is met with a forearm smash to the back of the head. Rex pounds away on Magic as he tries to fight back. Magic grabs the ropes and kicks Rex in the kneecap stopping his momentum. Magic nails Rex in the face with a right hand that knocks him back a few steps. He nails him with another one that rocks him back again. He goes for a big closeline but Rex ducks behind him and drops him with a release germen suplex.]

Jennifer: Desperation move.

[Rex crawls over to his corner and tags in El Gambit as Magic tags in Maxx Pain. The two men meet in the middle of the ring and battle it out with severe rights and lefts. Gambit gains the upper hand with several right hands that knock Maxx up against the ropes. Gambit steps back then closelines Maxx over the top rope. GoldenEye, Big Country, and Magic all climb into the ring as does T-Rex, Pimp, and Rebellion. The six men in the ring pair off while the two legal men on the outside of the ring go at it. T-Rex and Country go at it as Magic and Pimp square off. GoldenEye grabs Rebellion by the back of his head and goes to throw him over the top but Rebellion reverses it and throws GoldenEye over the top instead. Magic backs Pimp into the corner and knocks him over the top with a massive right cross. The ref slides out of the ring to yell at the men and tell them to get back in the ring. Magic slides out of the ring and looks under the ring. He pulls out the sledgehammer Steph gave him then crawls back into the ring. Rex knocks Country down with an elbow smash but is soon taken down by a sledgehammer shot to the back of the head busting him open.]

Jennifer: What a shot.

Billy: He rocked his world.

[Magic drags Country over the top of the unconscious T-Rex and yells at the ref to make the count.]

Jennifer: Big Country and T-Rex aren’t the legal men.

[The ref slides back into the ring and begins to make the count as Pimp tries to get into the ring unsuccessfully.]

One

Jennifer: Magic just knocked the hell out of his former friend.

Two

Billy: I know don’t you love it?

Three.

[“Off The Wall” kicks back in as the ref raises the hand of Big Country. Magic and Steph make there way to the back paying no attention to the ring. GoldenEye looks at Magic then at Maxx Pain. The two men mouth off to each other before taking there separate ways.]

Jennifer: Maxx Pain and GoldenEye mouthing off there.

[Angel comes running down the ramp to check on Rex as dies Pimp as he lies motionless on the ground.]

Jennifer: Someone needs to check on Rex. He could be hurt after that shot.

[The show ends with Angel and Pimp checking on T-Rex.]