Presents

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10 April 2002

Pyro explodes around the entranceway and down the rampway as the Zero-tron spins to life with the flashing words of “GroundZero Wrestling 2K1”. The camera pans the capacity crowd to show various banners, signs, and posters. One sign reads, “I Just Came For A Free Sample Of College Crew Beer! OOWWWW!!” Another poster is of a drawing of Diamond that states, “Nice Guys Do Finish First!!” While finally a sign reads, “Maxx Pain is a slut! But so is Maxxine!!”

The shot changes to the Crimson Team sitting ringside.

Pike: Welcome everyone to Atlanta, Georgia and a special Wednesday edition of Tuesday Crimson! I am GZW’s historian Memphis Pike and always by my side is…

Hunt: Forget won wins at “Just Another Night” because I’m Alexander “Lord of the Coliseum” Hunt!

Pike: You have an overactive imagination! Tonight we will see in action the rest of the roster that wasn’t booked for the special UJW event Evening of Extreme in Tokyo, Japan last week!

Hunt: It seems that our boys put on such a show over there that they needed a whole week off to recover!

Pike: Well Crimson is back and let’s right into the first match!

---Debut Match: Justun Bearable vs. Symon---

Pike: Up first is another exciting new addition to the GZW roster from United Japan Wrestling, Symon! He’ll be taking on Justun Bearable!

Morris: This cocky Symon kid looks to be a great! You have to love his attitude!

Making his way to the ring in his jean shorts and with his bald shiny head, Justun Bearable. He gets in the ring and makes a gesture to his crotch.

Bearable: That’s not just the lamest, that’s not just the worst, that my friend is Justun Bearable!

Pike: Boy he sure is right!

Hunt: Sure beats him being the Siamese Man-o-war, Altoid Toyota!

Sevendust’s “Black” blasts on the Coliseum speakers as Symon comes out to the first time in the GZW. The fans are up to see the hyped newcomer. Symon hops onto the apron. Bearable runs over and goes for a right hand. Symon, on the apron, blocks it and nails a right hand of his own. Bearable staggers back. Symon hops onto the top rope and levels Bearable with a springboard clothesline.

Pike: Nice move by Symon!

Symon lifts Bearable up and takes him back down with a crisp snap suplex. With his opponent on the mat, Symon bounces off the ropes and drops a quick leg drop across the throat.

Pike: What a leg drop to the throat!

Hunt: Hopefully that will shut up Bearable for good! That would be the coolest and the best!

Bearable slowly gets up to his feet. Symon bounces off the ropes and drops Bearable with a swinging neckbreaker. Symon then lifts Justun up and whips him to the ropes. Symon catches Bearable coming off the ropes and drops him across his knee with a tiltawhirl backbreaker.

Pike: Nice series of moves by Symon, showing his technical skills in the ring!

Symon then lifts up Bearable as the crowd cheers Symon on. Symon lifts his opponent upside down and then drops him on his head with a piledriver. Symon then gets up and calls for the end of the match. Symon lifts Bearable up to his feet, gets behind him and locks Bearable in a reverse DDT position. Symon twists his body along with his opponent’s, dropping into a diamond cutter, the move also known as…

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Justin Sharp’s Sharp Razor’s Edge! (Roll the Dice) That should do it!

1…2…

Pike: Three! What an impressive debut by Symon!

Hunt: You didn’t say, “Symon says, what an impressive debut”!

---Backstage---

The Intercontinental Champion “Human Miracle” Pimp Bizkit is standing in front of an open door talking to someone. The inside of the room is unseen as Pimp’s outrageous outfit blocks the view.

Pimp: So you are positive that everything was taken care of?

Voice: You insult me, Mr. Bizkit. I’m a businessman and I take business very serious. Do you have my money?

Pimp: It’s all here just like I promised. It’s always a pleasure doing busy with you. Anytime you need any real wrestlers over at Mid-South to headline your show just let me know.

Pimp turns and walks away closing the door. On the closed door is a star with the nameplate of Seth Richards on it.

***

---In the ring---

(The sold out GZW Coliseum rises to its feet as the Zero-Tron erupts with colors. “One Step Closer” by Linkin Park then blares throughout the arena as the crowd erupts in boos as Justin Sharp walks out onto the entranceway. Justin slowly makes his way down to the ring taunting the crowd as he does. Justin rolls under the bottom rope and slowly walks around the ring as his music cuts out and the crowd chants “You-Suck!” over an over again.)

Pike: This isn’t on my format!

Hunt: Everything doesn’t have to be on your precious format, Donutboy!

Justin: Well, you can always tell when you’re in Atlanta. You can tell by the stench of overachieving losers! Losers that will NEVER be able to look Justin Sharp eye to eye as an equal! So.... Ham it up people! Go nuts! Because there will come a time when you wont be able to boo me. There will come a time when you’re to awe struck from the pure power of Pride, to ever boo us again! Our entrance into the GZW Coliseum that night will bring a new dawning of power, you will all sit stunned and overwhelmed just at the sight of us! The future draws nearer with every passing hour, and with every passing hour, I grow stronger!

(The crowd chants “Bull-Shit!” As Justin climbs up onto the turnbuckle and stares out at the sea of people taunting him. Justin casually flips them off as the erupt in boos.)

Justin: That’s enough about you idiots for today though! Tonight I’m out to talk about the recent expansion of “Pride”. We have expanded our borders to include HKWF, and UJW! So now, not only will we seek out and destroy GZW “Old Guards”, but now, you HKWF and UJW “Old Guards” are on the chopping block as well!

(The crowd once again rises to life booing the hell out of Justin.)

Justin: And you know it’s been a great couple of days. “Pride” has grown into an even greater “Dynasty” and now us “New Guard Renegades” will solidify our place as the future of the wrestling world. BUT, if you think I’m gonna give everything away to you goofs, your wrong! I’m smarter than all of you, I’m smarter than Kandi Fortune is, and I’m smarter than any “Old Guard” out there! I’m smarter than my old man is! I’m better than you GZW, I’m Sharp damn it! And I’m Sharp-4-Life!!!

(Justin flips the crowd the finger as the crowd erupts in boos. Justin then stares down at the people and then “One Step Closer” hits again and Justin makes his way up to the top of the ramp and into the back.)

***

---Elijah Threatt and Rick Samson vs. Logan “Bigger Than Life” Phlash and Invincible---

Pike: Well Hunt, this one is bound to be interesting!

Hunt: Got to agree with you Donutboy, two teams formed of one guy from four different tag teams no telling what’s going to happen here!

“Pour Some Sugar On Me” by Def Leppard rips through the Coliseum as Rick Samson and his lovely girlfriend Heather make their way to ringside, Samson is pulling a keg of beer down to ringside. Following Samson is his partner for the night, Elijah Threatt.

Hunt: When Hip Hop meets Frat houses...

Coming to the ring next to the tune of “We Are The Champions” is Invincible and Logan “Bigger Than Life” Phlash half of Fast and Furious and The Supreme Team respectively. The two hit the ring and a brawl begins the match with Phlash going after Threatt and Invincible and Samson trading blows.

Pike: And we’re off and running with a bang here tonight!

Hunt: That sounded stupid Donutboy.

Samson whips Invincible into the ropes and takes him over with a huge hip toss, Invincible pulls himself up and Samson executes a beautiful standing dropkick, which sends half of Fast and Furious outside the ring. Meanwhile Phlash executes a super kick, catching Threatt under the jaw sending him to the outside.

Pike: Hot action in the early going in this match.

Samson forearms Phlash in the back then hammers away on him as he’s against the ropes for a while before whipping him against the ropes and dropping him with a huge clothesline. Samson pulls Phlash back up and snap mares him over, then yells out to the crowd.

Samson: Ooooooowwwww!!!!!

The fans respond, a few mimicking the yell as Samson dropkicks Phlash in the back of the neck.

Hunt: I bet Logan Phlash is saying that now, only out of pain and not for the love of beer.

Samson places his foot on Logan’s chest in a mock pin. Phlash lifts his shoulders at two, the man of Suc Mi Phi arrogantly pulls Phlash up by his hair, but suddenly the Supreme Teamer springs to life and begins hammering away at the midsection. Phlash pulls himself to his feet and whips Samson into the ropes and flips him over with a huge spinning head scissors.

Pike: Looks like Invincible is going to get tagged in!

Invincible makes the tag and springboard dropkicks Samson back down. Samson tags in Threatt who charges into the ring and nearly decapitates Invincible with a wicked clothesline.

Hunt: Wicked clothesline from half of Endangered Species! Seems as if Invincible is lost without his Battlecry buddy!

Pike just stares at his broadcasting partner for a moment like he’s a moron; then back in the ring you see Invincible jump off the top at Threatt who catches him in mid air and presses him high above his head holding him there.

Hunt: (Trying to break the tension) Look at the amazing strength of Elijah Threatt!

Pike: Threatt is walking over this way, what in the hell is he doing?!

Threatt sinisterly smirks before launching Invincible from the bench press position to the outside of the ring, causing the member of Fast and Furious to land face and chest first on the announce table. The crowd starts a holy sh*t chant.

Hunt: Woohoo! Damn you don’t see that too often.

Rick Samson decides to come into the ring as he sees Logan Phlash climb up the top rope, Threatt turns around and Phlash jumps at him, he catches Threatt at the head and front flips over dropping Threatt with a front flip shoulder neck breaker (buff blockbuster) but during his flip he landed himself in a sit out powerbomb by Samson who had positioned himself for the opportunists strike.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! What timing by Rick Samson! He was in the right place at the right time as he caught Phlash in mid move with that powerbomb, the cover now.

Samson hooks the legs down and gets the three count. He slides out of the ring pumping his arms in the air before wrapping his arms around the waist of Heather and giving her a deep kiss. After the kiss Samson throws one fist in the air yelling out "Ooooooowwwww!!!!!" the same section of the audience returning it.

Hunt: What a win by my boy of Suc Mi Phi! That’s how they kick their shiznit College Crew style!

Pike: Unbelievable! A College Crew member wins a match!

---The Media Room---

Paul Terry: I’m here with the Franchise of the GZW, Nathaniel Davis and the PeaceKeeper advisor, Anastasia. Nathaniel, what do you make of this international Pride?

Davis: It was bound to happen, Professional. I’ve always been told that cockroaches like to congregate together. It doesn’t surprise me at all that the disrespectful attitude would infest other wrestlers in other companies.

Terry: And what of the rumored partnership between the Deputy Commissioner Sincere and Pride?

Davis: As if Pride were not dangerous enough, they might have the financial and political backing of my brother-in-law Sincere. They may think that they run the show, but this is the GZW. The guys in the back are not going to let the Commissioner or the Munsters run roughshod over us. This is our livelihood, our passion. This is the most elite wrestlin’ organization in the world today. If they think they can turn the GZW into Sincere’s own little playground, well…I guess I have a few ignorant asses to entertain.

Davis walks out of the room leaving Terry alone.

Terry: Good luck against Diamond.

***

---Arriving---

(Chris Sharp is shown arriving backstage as the crowd cheers loudly. As Chris makes his way to his locker room a young man runs up to him and grabs him from behind. Chris spins around in defense but then the two men hug for a few seconds before Chris pushes the man away and his face of joy turns to anger.)

Chris: I told you not to come here!

Man: I wasn’t gonna sit at home and watch Justin stalk you down like cattle!

Chris: ZAC! ARGH! I know you care son, but what you don’t understand is that Justin is VERY dangerous. He’s a loaded gun waiting to go off! And he’s already got a target on your chest. You’re being here only represent the perfect opportunity for Justin to attack!

Zac: You act like I don’t have skill? I mean, you’ve trained me. I’ve trained in many Indy feds... I’m ready! And I’m not going to stand by and watch a man who is supposed to be my brother attack person after person. I’m a Sharp to you know?!

Chris: I know you’re a Sharp, Zac. That’s why I’m so worried. You have wrestling in your blood, and I fear for that. I‘ve already lost one son; I don’t want you to end up like Justin.

Zac: Dad, I wont!

(The scene cuts out to show Justin, Maxx and Adam all watching a TV in the back. Zac and Chris are shown talking together and Maxx and Adam both look at each other and then to their rage stricken stable mate. Justin just stands there with a cold look on his face as he watches his father talk with his estranged brother.)

Maxx: Justin? Uhh.... What do you want to do about your dad? And you’re.... Uhh.... Brother?

(Justin doesn’t answer as he continues to stare at the screen.)

Adam: Justin, we’ll take him out for you if you want. I mean snap your finger man, he’s toast.

(Justin turns slowly to Adam and Maxx with a look of hatred on his face. A tear rolls from his eye and he wipes it from his face.)

Justin: He’s mine!

(Justin, Maxx, and Adam all walk out of the camera’s view as the scene fades out.)

***

---Security footage taped earlier---

In the underground parking lot of the Coliseum used by GZW employees Smooth is removing his bag from the trunk of his rented car. Before Smooth can rise out of the trunk it slams down onto his back repeatedly. The security camera pans back to show two figures dressed in black wearing black hoods beating the GZW Heavyweight Champion to the concrete. One man stands near seven feet tall while the other shorter man is around six feet tall.

The bigger man lifts Smooth up and drops him onto the closed trunk of the car with a vicious urinage. The shorter man climbs onto the car, lifting up Smooth and dropping him onto the top of the car with a reverse Death Valley Driver.

The two assailants look at their carnage before looking around to see if anyone seen them. The shorter one points to the security camera and takes off running. The big one is not far behind him.

***

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***

---In-Ring Return Match: Diamond Sledge vs. Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis---

Pike: Next up, we have a match between two guys with the utmost of respect for each other, Diamond and Nathaniel Davis. This marks Diamond’s in-ring return and to my knowledge this is the first time these two Peacekeepers have faced off!

Hunt: Respect, reschmect. Respect will get you two things here in the GZW...nowhere and fast. Who booked this match, anyway? No one cares about either of these glorified jobbers!

”Funky Cold Medina” by Tone Loc plays as Diamond enters first to a rather sizeable pop from the crowd, who is obviously excited to see him. A female fan’s sign states, “Diamond is a girl’s best friend!!”

Pike: Hunt, how can you say that? These are two of the most talented and respected veterans the GZW has to offer. And look at these fans. They're on their feet!

Hunt: Did I say "no one"? I meant to say "me". I mean, look at Diamond...the guy used to live in a garbage dumpster. Excuse me if I'm not overjoyed by his presence.

Diamond jumps over the top rope and then sits on the top turnbuckle on the far side of the ring and awaits his opponent and friend.

Hunt: Ohhhh, you can jump over the top rope. Big deal. You know, when you fought my man Sincere, you were getting THROWN over the top rope.

”Bad To The Bone” rips through the Coliseum as Davis begins to make his way to the ring, slapping fans hands as he goes. He runs the last few feet to the ring and then slides under the bottom rope. Diamond hops from his perch on the top rope and begins to stretch out.

The two men stare at each other as the bell rings. They circle each other and shake hands, and then lock up. After a few seconds, Davis gets the upperhand and locks in an armbar. Diamond, being the slighter quicker of the two, slips behind him and reverses the hold. Davis uses his strength to overpower Diamond and reverse the hold yet again, but this time pushes him off into the ropes. As Diamond returns, Davis swings for a clothesline, but misses. When he turns around, Diamond has stopped, and he jumps up and lands a dropkick to the chest that staggers Davis, but doesn't knock him down. Diamond quickly gets up and goes for a running head scissors, but Davis is able to catch him and drop him down with a Samoan drop.

Pike: What a series of reversals from these great two competitors!

Hunt: Oh, is this match still going on? Wake me when it's over and REAL talent gets in the ring.

Pike: You know, Hunt...you're in a rather disrespectful mood to say the least.

Hunt: Me? Disrespectful? NEVER!

Davis capitalizes on the downed Diamond and lifts him by his head and throws him into the ropes, nailing a jumping calf kick when he gets close enough.

Pike: Wowsers! He nearly took his head off with that kick!

Davis picks up Diamond’s right leg and starts to apply the figure four, but Diamond recovers, reaches up and grabs Davis’ head, and rolls him into a small package for a two count.

Pike: What a close call for Diamond!

Hunt: A close call for Diamond is when a girl says she'll think about calling him back and then when she does tells him she's spending the evening washing her hair.

Davis, stunned gets up from the mat in time to see Diamond climbing up to the top turnbuckle. Diamond flies off with a missile dropkick, but Davis is able to swat it away. Davis picks up Diamond, who's clutching his knee and sets him up for a vertical suplex. Davis lifts him up and holds him in the vertical position, letting the blood drain to his head. However, while he's in this position, the lights go out and when they come back on, Pride is standing at the top of the ramp.

Hunt: Alright! Something that's NOT utterly boring!

Pike: What are they doing here? Why can't they leave well enough alone? They ruined what could have been a classic between Riki Choshu and Kombat at UJW’s Evening of Extreme, and now they're ruining what's been a great match here on Tuesday Crimson!

Hunt: Oh, shut your trap, Donutboy. They're making things interesting!

Pride stands at the top of the ramp, quietly watching that match in the ring proceed. Davis glares up the ramp at the trio of Adam Cage, the TV Champ Maxx Pain, and the LH Champ Justin Sharp, then points to Pain and grabs Diamond and puts him in position for a Death Valley Driver.

Pike: I think our Entertainment Franchise is sending a message to Maxx Pain!

Hunt: Ever the quick one, dummy!

Maxx chuckles from the top of the ramp and motions for them to head for the ring. The three of them begin to walk towards the ring and reach it just as Davis lets Diamond out of the move. All three jump in the ring and pounce on Davis and Diamond, causing Ref Donald Fey to call for the bell.

Pike: Oh, great...Why must they do this? What a travesty!

Hunt: A travesty would be you procreating, Donutboy. This is art in the works!

Maxx stands in the corner and is almost directing traffic. Sharp hits the Hydra (pedigree) on Diamond while Cage locks in a tazzmission on Davis. Suddenly, Maxx looks at Cage and motions for him to stop. Cage drops Davis in a lump and walks over to Maxx.

Pike: What was that? Why'd he tell him to stop?

Hunt: Haven't you ever heard of mercy killing? Maxx Pain's a great guy! And look at Justin Sharp! He's great too!

Sharp is stomping Diamond mercilessly, and then he locks on a cross face, wrenching back on Diamond's neck. Maxx and Cage walk over and stand in front of Sharp and stare down at him punishing Diamond. Maxx begins to laugh again, and then nods at Cage. The Ragin’ Shotgun responds to the signal by kicking Diamond directly in the face, causing him to fall to the mat.

Pike: What the hell is this?! This match doesn’t even concern Pride!

Hunt: Who cares Donutboy! Just pay attention!

Cage continually kicks on Diamond, not letting him get up. However, Diamond is able to grab Maxx's leg and push him down. Diamond stands and delivers a pump kick to the rising Maxx's jaw. Diamond gets into a battle stance and begins to motion for Maxx to get up for more, but he's met by a steel chair to the back from Sharp. The LH Champ begins psychotically beating him with the chair, denting it several times. Sharp tells Cage to stand him up, and Sharp delivers a crushing chair shot to Diamond's skull. Cage picks up Diamond and delivers the Nova (flowing DDT), and then picks him up and puts him on the top turnbuckle and Maxx walks over and hits a super Career Ender (high angle powerbomb). Sharp then motions to Herbert Torres, asking for the mic.

Sharp: See that? I've told everyone since day one...Don't cross Pride. See you're one of them, Diamond. You should have stayed hurt after the beating Sincere gave you, but you want to come back and stick your news in Maxx’s business, Pride business, with Nathaniel Davis weeks ago. Then you want to bad mouth the greatest LightHeavyweight Champion GZW has ever had all over GZW Television, well now you see why Pride is quickly becoming the threat we said we were.

With that, Maxx delivers a mafia kick to Diamond’s ribs and Sharp throws the mic violently at him. Cage spits on Diamond as the three exit the ring.

Pike: Those damn Pride!

---Backstage---

(Chris and Zac are shown walking backstage as out of nowhere a chair flies out from behind a corner and drops Chris Sharp. Maxx Pain and Adam Cage walk out from the shadows and laugh as Zac gets in a defense stance.)

Maxx: You don’t have the parts boy!

Adam: Welcome to GZW.... To bad you’ll be leaving so soon!

(Maxx and Adam back Zac up against a wall, but just when they look like their going to attack they back off and each grab an arm of Chris Sharp and hold him up to his son’s view.)

Zac: What are you pieces of shit doing to my dad?!

Justin: You mean OUR dad!

(Zac turns sharply as Justin Sharp smashes him over the head with a steel chair with a sickening thud!)

Maxx: You watch your son!

(Maxx and Adam hold up Chris Sharp as Justin stands over Zac’s fallen body.)

Justin: Little shit!

(Justin kicks Zac’s side sending him into a cement wall.)

Justin: You ruined my life! You AND him!

(Justin points to Chris.)

Justin: Well dad, now you get to watch just how fucking sick I can be!

(Maxx and Adam hold Chris up as he is just starting to come out of the earlier chair shot. Justin lifts Zac up and throws him through a window with a huge SMASH! The camera crew runs to the other side to see Zac Sharp’s cut and bloody body lying in a pool of blood on the ground. Maxx and Adam hold Chris up, so that he can see the damage being inflicted on his son.)

Chris: Just.... JUSTIN! I swear, if you do anything more to that boy.... I’ll kill you! I’ll kill you myself!

Justin: What’s the matter dad? I thought I wasn’t a threat?!

(The camera crew follows the action as Justin picks up his bloody brother. Shards of glass are sticking out of Zac’s side and blood lows out his ear. Justin looks his brother in the eye before whipping him into a pile of crates. As Zac falls to the floor there is a bloody stain left on the crate in the image of a body.)

Chris: I’ll kill you Justin! Son or no son! I’ll fucking kill you!

(Justin smiles disturbingly as he picks Zac up from the ground. Justin then whips him one more time, this time through another window and out into the GZW parking lot. The camera continues to follow the action as Maxx and Adam walk through the broken window, dragging Chris Sharp along with them.)

Chris: You two better let me go!

Maxx: Or what? You’ll bleed on us?!

Chris: I’ll do more than bleed on you! I’ll break every goddamn bone in your body!

(The camera crew is frantically looking for Justin who has all but disappeared when suddenly Zac Sharp gets up to one knee. He looks up from his cut body to Maxx and Adam.)

Zac: Lea....Leave my dad alone! Or.... Or....

(Zac can’t finish his sentence as he begins to cough and coughs up allot of blood.)

Maxx: You won’t be doing too much around here you little puke!

(Zac struggles but finally manages to get to his feet, as he stands wobbly looking at the two Pride members.)

Zac: Dad.... I.... I’m sorry, I’m sorry I couldn’t stop them!

(An emotional Chris Sharp looks on with tears at his bloody son.)

Chris: Please, Zac.... GO! Get away while you can!

(Before Zac can respond, a Red and Black Dodge Viper rounds the corner and collides with the young Sharp at full speed! Zac flies over the car and lands with a sickening thump! Maxx and Adam let Chris go as the elder Sharp runs towards his son.)

Chris: My god! What’s happened?! ZAC!! ZAC!!

(Chris holds Zac in his arms as the door to the Viper opens and out steps a very quiet Justin Sharp. Justin nods to Maxx and Adam who begin to walk away.)

Justin: Next time dad! Don’t ever pick someone else over me! You just remember every time you look at his crippled body! You remember that the monster, who did that to him, was his own brother! You remember that you created the monster! And now you have to live with him!

(Justin looks at Chris, who is still holding his son’s bloody head. Chris is crying out loud as Justin turns to walk away but turns back with a sick, yet proud smile on his face.)

Justin: I guess.... I guess I’m a threat now! Right dad?

(Chris stares coldly at his elder son and then looks down to see the blood trickling form Zac’s lips. Justin turns away with the same sick, proud smile on his face as the scene fades to black.)

---Extreme and Television Championship Non-Title Match: Chains vs. “Dream Stealer” Maxx Pain---

Pike: Is this show strictly showcasing Pride tonight?

Hunt: It's all good I guess. We can always change the name to Tuesday Pride instead of Crimson!

“Stupify” by Disturbed starts through the PA system, the lights dim, and the crowd fills the Coliseum with boos as the GZW TV Champion, Maxx steps out from the back. The Dream Stealer stalks slowly towards the ring ignoring the boos and occasional plastic cup that hits him, he climbs onto the apron and steps over the top rope. Reaching behind his waist he unhooks the GZW TV Title and holds it high above his head causing the boos to worsen. Maxx gets the mic as his music drowns off and he holds it to his lips but the crowd boos madly.

Hunt: Damn you people! Let the Television Champion speak!

Maxx: I am the greatest TV Champion that has ever possessed this title. I fear no one as I steal all dreams. Chains, you have the dream of facing the GZW TV Champ in a non-title match, well since I’m GZW’s Pride, let’s make this a TV title match!!

Pike: I guess Maxx Pain’s Television title is now up for grabs...

At this Memphis Pike is cut off as the heavy metal rifts of “Click Click Boom” by Saliva rip through the PA system causing the crowd to erupt. Maxx is angered and turns to see Chains and Jennifer stepping out onto the top of the entrance ramp, Chains has the GZW Extreme Title around his waist. He whips his raven black hair away out of his eyes and throws his arms into the air as huge pyros shoot up on the sides of him. Chains then unstraps his title and hands it to Jennifer before charging full speed down the ramp and sliding into the ring. Chains hops to his feet and the two men begin a huge slugfest.

Pike: We’re off like a rocket here with a heated slugfest between two of the championship holders in the GZW!

Hunt: Yes, but I have to say Maxx Pain is an idiot for changing this to a Television title match!

Chains begins reeling from the massive fists of Maxx and is pushed into the ropes, and heaved across the ring, upon his return he is nailed in the chin with the huge boot of the TV Champion, which drops him like a rock. Maxx then follows it up with two stomps, a series of three elbow drops across the top of the abdomen and a high jumping leg drop in the same place.

Pike: Good strategy by Maxx Pain going to work on the abdominal of Chains!

Maxx pulls Chains up and lifts him up into a huge bear hug; the raw power of Maxx is shown as he drains the life from the Extreme Champion.

Hunt: Chains being slowly squashed like a bug!

Maxx chuckles to himself as he watches Chains loses energy, he then takes the time to turn to Jennifer and flicks her the finger. Jennifer has a huge look of disgust on her face and beckons Maxx closer with open arms.

Pike: What the hell?

Hunt: Maxx Pain can’t resist the chance to whoop someone’s booty!

Maxx drops Chains to the mat and walks over to where Jennifer is and leans over the ropes, she motions him closer and as Maxx prepares to step over the top rope Jennifer slaps him across the face causing the crowd to pop. Maxx reels back in shock and anger, then Jennifer returns the middle finger before pointing behind him. The TV champ turns around and is met with a stiff roundhouse right underneath the chin by Chains; Maxx Pain stumbles back and then stands forward again as Chains runs off the ropes and clotheslines him, Maxx takes a few steps back but nothing happens, Chains tries this again with the same result.

Pike: Chains getting frustrated here!

Chains motions for one more and charges at the ropes as he returns Maxx braces for a shot to the chest but instead the six foot three, two hundred and thirty four pound Chains drops to his back and dropkicks the shin of Maxx, dropping him flat on his face. The Extreme champ rolls backwards and as Maxx forces himself up; Chains unleashes a roundhouse kick between his eyes.

Hunt: Those kicks are sickening! Make him stop Ref Newman!

Chains takes the time now play up to the crowd, as Maxx gets to his feet Chains flicks him off and follows it up with a jumping dropkick to the face which sends the TV champ back into the corner. Chains runs up and begins punching away at Maxx. The larger man pushes Chains back, but Chains shows his agility using the momentum to land a perfect back flip, right before the Dream Stealer charges out of the corner and clotheslines Chains sending him for another back flip, but this time he lands on his face.

Pike: What a shot by Maxx Pain!

Maxx slowly limps around the ring, obviously nursing his left leg, which he received the dropkick to. He pulls Chains up, and grips him with both hands around his neck and hoists him into the air. Chains seemingly catches another wind and kicks Maxx’s arms apart; as he drops down from the air he catches his legs around Maxx’s skull and flips him over with a lightning quick hurricanrana.

Pike: What a reversal by Chains!

Hunt: Yeah, yeah, remember what fancy got him with that backflip?

Chains kips up off his shoulders and turns around to see Maxx Pain pull himself up, via the ropes. Maxx runs in and Chains catches him as he attempts a big boot, Chains locks his wrists, elevates one leg and turns on his heel smashing Maxx to the mat with a huge spine buster.

Pike: What impact!

Chains turns and sees the downed Maxx and leaps onto the bottom rope and executes a moonsault, then runs up leaps onto the middle rope, executing a second moonsault, he hops up again jumps on Maxx’s stomach and from there jumps to the top rope and executes his third blind moonsault before hooking Maxx’s massive leg.

Pike: This could be it!

Ref Newman drops for the count and as he counts two is pulled out of the ring by a mysterious figure. The camera catches it to reveal that its Adam Cage, the crowd erupts in boos as Cage slides into the ring wielding an iron pipe. Chains gets up and is nailed in his midsection with the iron pipe which drops him instantly, Cage then nails another shot to the back of the head.

Pike: This is just wrong!

Hunt: This is just beautiful! Chains is extreme isn’t he?

Jennifer tries to pull herself onto the apron but Cage kicks at the ropes knocking her to the Coliseum floor. Chains forces himself up and nails a hard right to the back of Cage’s head and begins pounding away before Maxx levels him from behind. Chains is dropped with the two on one onslaught until Maxx picks him up, and lifts him for a powerbomb position as Cage gets to the top rope.

Pike: What else can they possibly do?

Maxx hooks Chains’ body preparing for his Career Ender; right before he drops Cage jumps off the top rope and presses down on Chains while Maxx falls to his knees.

Hunt: What a beautiful move! Spiked Career Ender by Maxx Pain and Adam Cage!

Pike: This is just hideous!

Cage slides out of the ring as Ref Newman climbs in and Maxx mockingly places one foot on his chest and holds his arms over his chest as Ref Newman counts to three and calls for the bell.

Pike: This isn’t right!

Hunt: Life isn’t fair, deal with it!

Cage climbs back in the ring, delivering a few more stomps, before holding Chains’ Extreme Title above his head. The two-thirds of Pride stand and witness their destruction of the Extreme Champion.

Pike: What could have been a great match up between two of the GZW Champions has turned into a farce of a match! Maxx Pain probably had this all planned out in the beginning!

---LightHeavyweight Championship Match: Desecrator vs. Justin Sharp---

Pike: The next match will be for the GZW LightHeavyweight Championship! Justin Sharp will put the belt on the line against a former and youngest LightHeavyweight Champion Desecrator!

Hunt: Is that young pup still here? At least he's got that hot chick with him! No better way to liven up some no talent wrestler than with some ringside eye candy! Nicole, sweet Nicole!

The challenger from Atlanta, Georgia, Des makes his way to the ring to the tune of “It’s Been Awhile” by Staind, accompanied by the lovely Nicole. The fans are on their feet for the exciting GZW star and native son.

Out next is the dangerous GZW LH Champion, Justin Sharp, to the sound of “One Step Closer” by Linkin Park. With the belt draped over his shoulder, the champ makes his way down to the ring with the fans booing him.

As Ref Patricia Albertson is checking Des for any foreign objects before the match, Sharp jumps the challenger, charging in and nailing the young RoccWylder with a forearm smash to the head. Ref Albertson gets out of the way and calls for the start of the match.

Pike: Justin Sharp starts off this match in a hurry!

Sharp with several stiff right hands rocks the head of Des. Irish whip by Sharp. Des comes off the ropes. Sharp goes to lift up Des in a tiltawhirl, but Des twists in midair and takes down Sharp with a headscissors takedown. Both men get up to their feet. Des with a dropkick drops the champ to the mat. Des lifts Sharp up to his feet. Irish whip by Des. Reversed by Sharp right into a short arm clothesline.

Pike: He nearly took Desecrator's head off with that!

Hunt: That young punk got desecrated!

Sharp lifts up the challenger to his feet. A crisp vertical suplex by Sharp drops Des back down to the mat. With Des down, Sharp bounces off the ropes and drops a quick leg drop across the throat. Nicole winces at ringside.

Hunt: Justin Sharp is so quick and so deadly!

Sharp lifts Des back up to his feet. Sharp with right hands before whipping him to the ropes. Des bounces off the ropes. Sharp goes to elevate Des with a back body drop, but the challenger lands on his feet behind him. Des with a low dropkick to the knee drops Sharp down to his hands and knees. With the champ still on all fours, Des bounces off the ropes for momentum and nails Sharp on the side of his head with another low dropkick.

Pike: What a sequence by Desecrator!

Hunt: Lucky! He got lucky! Justin Sharp will teach this teenager to respect his elders!

Des lifts the champ to his feet and quickly executes a snap suplex on Sharp. With the champ on the mat, Des bounces off the ropes and drops down on Sharp with a flipping senton splash. The cover by Des.

Pike: We could have a new champ here!

1...2...

Pike: No! Justin Sharp with the kick out!

With the crowd and Nicole behind him, Des lifts Sharp up and nails him with right hands to the head. Irish whip by Des, reversal by Sharp. Des bounces off the ropes. Sharp misses with a clothesline as Des ducks it. Des bounces off the far ropes. Sharp with a pump kick to the jaw of Des.

Hunt: He dropped Desecrator like a bad habit with that! I think he knocked out a tooth too!

Sharp lifts up Des, who is bleeding from the mouth. Sharp with several well-measured right hands to the face of Des, further bloodying the face of the challenger. Sharp scoops up Des and then drops Des face first onto the top turnbuckle.

Pike: Justin Sharp is as sadistic as they come!

Hunt: Great for a wrestling resume!

Sharp lifts up Des and stomps away with kicks in the corner. Sharp, with a sadistic glare at Nicole, whips Des to the opposite corner. Des, instead of hitting the corner, hops onto the top turnbuckle and moonsaults over a charging Sharp, landing behind the LH champ. Des with a rear waistlock on Sharp. Des with a German suplex with a bridge for the pin.

Pike: Desecrator pulled that out of nowhere!

1...2...

Pike: No! Justin Sharp with the kick out!

Both men slowly get up to their feet. Des with a series of chops to the chest of Sharp. Irish whip by Des. Reversal by Sharp. Des comes off the ropes. Sharp drops his head for a back body drop. Des puts on the brakes, kicks Sharp in the chest to stun him. Des quickly hooks the arms of Sharp, twists and turns in position to drive the champ's face into the mat with a tomokaze DDT (Christian's Impaler/Unprettier, Kidman's Kid Crusher).

Pike: Desecrator with the tomokaze! Can this do it? Desecrator with the cover!

1...2...

Pike: No! Desecrator just does get his shoulder up!

Hunt: Whew!

Des, undaunted by the kick out, goes up to the top turnbuckle as the fans and Laura cheer him on. Sharp slowly gets up to his feet. Des nails a missile dropkick sending Sharp halfway across the ring. Sharp, who is near the ropes, rolls out of the ring. As the LH champ tries to regain his sense out on the floor, Des runs to the ropes and slingshots himself out of the ring, wiping out Sharp with a slingshot flip.

Pike: High risk, electrifying offense! We could have a new LightHeavyweight Champion!

Des lifts up Sharp and rolls him into the ring. Des climbs up to the top turnbuckle once again and waits for Sharp to get up to his feet. Sharp is up. Des leaps off the turnbuckle and hooks Sharp's head with his legs, going for a hurricanrana. But the LH champ counters the hurricanrana attempt with a sitdown powerbomb.

Hunt: Don't count your RoccWylder eggs until they hatch, Donutboy!

Pike: Huh? Dogs don’t have eggs!

Both men lay on the mat motionless. The fans stomp their feet trying to rally Des up. Both men get to their feet. Sharp with a right hand, blocked by Des. The RoccWylder fires off a flurry of right hands of his own, rocking the head of the LH Champ. Irish whip by Des, reversal by Sharp. The LH Champ drops his head for a back body drop. Des comes off the ropes, stops in front of Sharp, and kicks him in the chest stunning the champ. Des quickly capitalizes with a clothesline leveling Sharp. Des looks to the fans for approval and calling for the Fifth Dimension (powerbomb into a facebuster).

Pike: Desecretor is going to finish it right here!

Des lifts Sharp up in a powerbomb position. Sharp slips off, twists and lands behind Des. Sharp hooks Des from behind and drops him on the back of his head with a belly to back suplex.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Somebody check Desecrator for a concussion!

Sharp pulls himself up to his feet slowly. The fans rally Des as they clap and chant. Des is up to his feet, bent over at the waist. Sharp capitalizes by running over to Des and drives his face into the mat with a "fam-asser".

Hunt: Desecrator gets shot down!

The LH Champ lifts Des up to his feet. Sharp hooks the challenger's head and drops him with the...

Pike: Sharp Drop! (Falling DDT) This could do it! Sharp rolls over to make the cover!

1...2...

Pike: Three! Justin Sharp retains the LightHeavyweight Title in a spectacular match!

Hunt: Justin Sharp, a LightHeavyweight Champ the GZW can be proud of! What a wrestler!

As Ref Albertson hands Sharp the belt, Nicole gets into the ring to check on Des. Sharp goes over to the two and pushes her aside. Sharp stomps away on the fallen Des, showing absolutely no respect.

Pike: What the hell? A LightHeavyweight Champ we can be proud of? The match is over! There is no need for this!

Hunt: If Justin Sharp would beat the hell out of his own father and brother, what makes you think he won’t do it to Desecrator?

Sharp lifts Des back up to his feet, grabs his LH title and blasts Des in the head with gold.

Hunt: You want gold? Take that!

Pike: This is absolutely heinous!

The fans boo as Sharp stomps away on the downed Des. Nicole pulls Sharp off of her man. Sharp looks at her and grabs her by the hair.

Pike: No! Unhand her you cad!

Hunt: I have to agree with Donutboy! Unhand her to me!

Sharp holds Nicole by the hair, bends her down and sets her up for a powerbomb. But running out from the backstage area is...

Pike: Diamond!

Hunt: What does the GZW Underdog want? Another butt whooping?

Diamond slides into the ring making the save. Diamond with right hands to the head of Sharp as the fans roar their approval. Diamond with a flurry of right hands followed up with a clothesline that sends the LH Champion out of the ring.

Pike: Thank goodness for Diamond Sledge!

Hunt: He should just mind his own business! That busy body!

Diamond stands in the ring to check on the condition of Des and Nicole. Sharp makes his way up the ramp, pointing and threatening Diamond.

---Commercial---

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---Main Event: Six Man Tag Team Match: What Money Can Buy (Manic Depression and “Money Maker” Dice Morgan) and “Human Miracle” Pimp Bizkit vs. The Fierys (Hades and Dameon) and “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond---

Pike: Up next is our main event, the big six-man tag between the Tag Team Champions What Money Can Buy and the Intercontinental Champion Pimp Bizkit versus the Fierys and the GZW Heavyweight Champion “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond. But we have word that Bond has still not arrived back at the building!

Hunt: After that attack he suffered before showtime by those “mysterious” attackers, he may not show up ever!

Pike: Mysterious attackers my behind Hunt! Everyone knows that Pimp paid Seth Richards to have his boys Dice Morgan and Manic Depression jump Billy Bond!

Hunt: Not everyone because I don’t know!

WMCB and Pimp come out to the ring accompanied by WMCB manager Seth Richards and one of Pimp’s ladies of leisure. The fans let the heel faction have it with a loud chorus of boos. Pimp walks to the ring with his nose held high in the air ignoring the fans while Manic Depression and Dice Morgan rip up some signs from a few ringside fans.

The Fierys are introduced next to the capacity crowd. Hades and Dameon run down to the ring to take on the tag champs. The four men exchange right hands, but the Human Miracle quickly jumps in. Dice tosses Hades out of the ring leaving Manic and Dameon the legal men by default. Manic with several punches to the head of Dameon. Manic twists Dameon's arm with a standing armbar. But Dameon rolls forward and tumbles to get out of the armbar, grabs Manic's wrist and flips the WMCB over and down to the mat. Manic gets up slowly to one knee as Dameon stands in his ready stance.

Pike: The Fierys are just so quick!

Hunt: They can run and jump around all they want, but when the Tag Team Champs get a hold of them, it's over!

Manic and Dameon move in to lock up. Dameon slips under and goes behind Manic. Dameon with a rear waistlock on Manic. Manic Depression with a back elbow to break free. Manic runs to the ropes for momentum. Dameon with a dropkick drops one-half of the Champs down. Dameon lifts up Manic and chops away on his chest. Dameon tags in his son Hades. The Fierys go to work on Manic, taking him down with a double vertical suplex followed up by legdrop and a flipping senton splash simultaneously done by the Fierys.

Pike: The Fierys showing their tag team tandem offense!

As Dameon goes back to the corner, Hades lifts Manic to his feet. Irish whip by Hades, reversed by Manic into a short knee to the midsection. With Hades bent at the waist, Manic with a gutwrench suplex drops the youngest Fiery to the mat.

Hunt: The Fierys may have your "tag team tandem offense", but Manic Depression is showing why he has always been a threat in GZW!

Manic lifts up Hades and hammers him with a forearm shot to the back. Manic tags in Dice Morgan. WMCB whip Hades to the ropes. Hades rebounds back. WMCB elevate Hades high into the air. Hades comes back down hard to the mat face first.

Hunt: Down to earth, the hard way!

Dice goes to work on Hades, lifting him up to his feet and unloading a series of kicks to the body and head. With Hades wobbling, Dice nails him in the face with a mafia kick.

Pike: Goodness! What a shot!

Dice lifts up Hades and shoves him into the heel corner. Pimp and Manic go to work choking Hades in the corner as Dice occupies Senior Ref Richard Dark.

Hunt: How about that teamwork for you! Pimp can make any team look great!

Dice goes over to Hades and belly-to-belly suplexes him out of the corner. Dice tags in Pimp. With Hades still on the mat, Pimp gets on the second turnbuckle and drops an elbow to the head. The IC Champ goes over to the Fiery's corner and taunts Dameon. The patron Fiery gets in the ring to get at Pimp, but Senior Ref Dark cuts him off. With Senior Ref Dark distracted, Pimp pulls out a rope from his tights and chokes Hades on the mat.

Pike: What the hell? Come on! The so-called Great Pimp Bizkit has to resort to this?!?

Hunt: He IS great. Pimp himself will tell you that!

Senior Ref Dark gets Dameon back to his corner. Pimp quickly tucks the rope back into his tights. Pimp lifts Hades to his feet. Irish whip by Pimp. Hades bounces off the ropes, ducks a clothesline from Pimp, bounces off the far ropes and nails the IC Champ with a spinning heel kick.

Pike: Hades may have turned the tide! He's got to make the tag!

Both men crawl to their respective corners. Hades makes the tag to Dameon and Pimp tags in Dice. Dice and Dameon get in the ring and start trading right hands. Dameon with his fast hands, gets the better of the exchange. Irish whip by Dameon. Dice comes off the ropes. Dameon with a spin kick levels Dice. But Manic gets into the ring illegally and clotheslines Dameon from behind.

Pike: The Fierys are outnumbered! They have to have eyes in the back of their heads to handle the What Money Can Buy and Pimp Bizkit! Where is Bond?

Hunt: He's probably laying in some hospital somewhere!

Senior Ref Dark admonishes Manic and sends him back to his corner, but the damage has been done. Dice lifts Dameon up to his feet and slams him to the mat with a short quick chokeslam. Dice with the cover, but Dameon gets a shoulder up. Dice tags Pimp back into the match.

Hunt: Come on Pimp! Play this old man alive so we can go back to the dressing room and have some fun time with that lady of leisure!

Pimp gets in the ring, hooks Dameon's arms and drops him with a double arm suplex. Pimp poses like a Greek statue, drawing the ire of the fans. Pimp lifts Dameon back up to his feet. Irish whip by Pimp. Dameon bounces off the ropes and ducks a back elbow. Dameon bounces off the far ropes. Pimp catches Dameon and locks in a sleeper.

Pike: The sleeper!

Hunt: Put his ass to sleep!

Senior Ref Dark checks on Dameon as Pimp locks in the sleeper. Dameon's hand is raised once. Down it goes. The hand is raised again, but Dameon keeps the hand up. Dameon fights back out of the sleeper with elbows to the midsection. Dameon breaks free. Dameon runs to the ropes, bounces off for momentum. Pimp with a hiptoss, but Dameon lands on his feet. Dameon then nails Pimp in the face with a Big Boot.

Pike: The fans are on their feet! Dameon goes to his corner...and tags in his son Hades!

Pimp gets up to his feet. Hades hops onto the top rope from the apron and nails Pimp with a springboard missile dropkick. Hades is on fire as he lifts up Pimp, hammering him with stiff chops. Kick to the gut by Hades followed up with a Hades Drop.

Pike: Hades with a wicked Hades Drop (Angle slam) on Pimp Bizkit! That big bloated head of his just bounced off the mat like a basketball! Hades with the cover!

1...2...

Pike: The Tag Team Champs get in the ring and break up the count!

Dameon gets in the ring, but gets outnumbered by both WMCB. Dice and Manic hammer Dameon with forearm shots and right hands. But coming from the backstage area is...

“He’s a smooth operator...”

Pike: Billy Bond! A heavily bandaged Smooth Operator is coming down to the ring!

Hunt: Gee, he sure knows how to make an entrance, doesn't he?

Smooth slides into the ring and evens up the odds. Smooth hammers Manic Depression with right hands as Dameon tangles with Dice. Smooth and Dameon get the upper hand on the two WMCB, knocking them out of the ring. Smooth and Dameon give chase by going to the floor, brawling with the Tag Champs.

Meanwhile back in the ring, Hades lifts Pimp up to his feet. Pimp with a rake to the eyes stuns Hades to gain a temporary advantage. Pimp sets up Hades for a powerbomb. Pimp lifts the much smaller Hades in the air for a powerbomb, but Hades slips out of the powerbomb and lands on his feet. Hades with a quick kick to the gut of Pimp and drops him with a DDT.

Pike: What a counter by Hades Fiery!

Hades lifts Pimp up to his feet. Hades clamps on an iron claw on the face of Pimp and drops down, driving his knee between the shoulder blades of Pimp.

Pike: Hades using an iron claw! Pimp...he's tapping out! The Fierys and Bond win the match!

Hunt: That little blue punk got lucky!

Dameon and Smooth slide back into the ring to celebrate the win with Hades. The three men have their hands raised as Dice pulls a limp Pimp out of the ring by his ankle. WMCB carry the beaten IC Champ as they walk back up the ramp. Dice points back to the ring, yelling, "It's not over! Not by a long shot!"

Pike: We’ll see you next week wrestling world!

Before the show could cut off the air “Bittersweet” by Fuel suddenly kicks in. The fans leaving quickly rush back to their seats, not expecting “The Forsaken One” to come out. Magic steps out from the backstage area. He is dressed in black baggy pants and a new promotional shirt stating, “Once Forsaken, Always Forsaken” on the back and the front reads, “The Forsaken One”. He is also armed with his personalized sledgehammer. Steph follows closely behind, strutting her beauty as the two make their way down the ring. The fans scream out with mixed reactions. Not paying any attention to the fans, Magic climbs onto the ring apron and holds the ropes down for the approaching Steph. Once she gets inside Magic gets into the ring himself. Magic quickly requests for a microphone, and receives it just as fast. He stands in the middle of the ring with the mic in his hand. He looks around, showing that sadistic grin. The fans continue to cheer and boo. They finally calm down after a while. Magic lifts the mic up and begins.

Magic: “Before Crimson went off the air, I thought I would make an appearance. Not for you fans, but to get something off my chest. Ever since Fallout: Zero Tolerance, I have yet to have a REAL match. I have been bloodthirsty for someone’s blood to touch the cold steel that is my sledgehammer. I am sick of waiting! I have been around for one damn year! I have seen guys come and go, I have seen other rise above me that do not deserve to. I am one of the founding fathers for God’s sake! Frankly, I am getting fed up with this company ignoring me! And what I mean by this company, I mean Kandi Fortune and Bloodlines. Do you have something against me, Kandi? Is it punishment because of my heinous acts as of late? Or is it because of what I said about Tate Troublesome? You know, I said good riddance because he has given me hell from the beginning. He doesn’t deserve my sympathy. No one deserves my sympathy! So Kandi, how about you and I have a little chat about my sudden lack of booked matches, before I start taking matters into my own hands.”

Pike: The audacity of Magic! He’s calling out ladyboss Kandi Fortune!

Hunt: He’s a certifiable nutcase Donutboy!

Nelly’s question of “What does it take to be number one?” brings the crowd to their feet as they cheer for the appearance of the Champion of the People T-Rex.

Pike: Seems like it will be the GZW Enforcer T-Rex who will be answering Magic’s call!

Hunt: Just what we need, two boring Forsaken punks out here!

Instead of Rex though a pregnant Angel steps onto the entranceway standing below the Zero-tron. The estranged wife of Rex and sister of Pimp stands with mic and a piece of paper in her right hand while leaning on a walking cane with her left hand. The crowd gives out a huge cheer to the woman who received a sledgehammer shot to her legs weeks ago. Magic stares at Angel with hatred as Steph stands with her hips on her side.

Hunt: Pregnant and walking on a cane but she is one hot piece of tail!

Pike: Shut up Hunt!

Angel: Well hello Magic. You thought you were going to be seeing Nathan out here. Well my husband is nursing some wounds of his own, but of course you know what wounds those are, so I won’t bore all these people with that. I’m here to clear that befuddled mind of yours Magic.

Pike: Good luck!

Angel: Almost a month ago a letter was received by the GZW offices from John Profit, my father. The letter was delivered to Nathan’s dressing room at Fallout: Zero Tolerance by mistake. The letter is right here and it doesn’t bold well for any that cross me.

Hunt: She’s just as delirious as Magic! What is she babbling about?

Angel: Before my father was so unceremoniously booted from this company he made the provisions that in case something like his firing from GZW ever happen that his legacy would carry on here. (holds up paper) This paper here is a legal document that states that I, Angel Profit, is granted the position of Commissioner of Wrestling Operations of GroundZero Wrestling 2K1.

Pike: Wowsers! Angel is the Commissioner of GZW!

Hunt: What about Sincere?

Angel: So Magic it hasn’t been Kandi Fortune and her Bloodlines that have been keeping you off the air. It isn’t even MY deputy Sincere that has been leaving you off cards. No, Forsaken One, it was me who has been keeping you off Crimson and Travesty. Magic, you want to keep playing the crazy role, go right ahead. There’s a new pecking order in GZW now and no one in the ruling authority cares for you.

“Number One” raps over the PA system again as Angel wobbles backstage. The crowd is cheering as Magic is in the ring going berserk smashing his sledgehammer into the canvas and the turnbuckles.

Pike: What a Crimson!