Monday Night Masscare 14May01

From The Vaults

“What A Girl Wants” by Christina Aguilera plays as the camera pans into Memphis Pike standing behind a studio desk. He is dressed in blue khakis and an EWO promotional show. The “newest” member of the GZW broadcast team has his long hair slicked back and looks very dashing.

Pike:

“Welcome GZW fans to “From The Vaults”! I came up with the brainchild of having a classic broadcast show every now and then to fill the void whenever Manslaughter or Travesty are pre-emptied. In case you don’t know or remember me, I’m Memphis Pike! I was digging through the vault and came across a vintage show dating back to 14 May 2001! The Monday show was called Massacre then and boy was it ever fitting!”

“The show took place right across the street at the Georgia Dome, home of the Atlanta Falcons! It marked the return of than Vice-President of EWO, Tate “Troublesome” Edmonson, to his home. But the hottest thing in Hotlanta was not the return of its prodigal son, but the opposing force of what many people believe to be the most dominate stable in EWO/GZW history, the CHAOS THEORY ©!”

“Sincere was embroiled in a heavy feud with his brother-in-law, Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis, which had been going on since their involvement with the first GroundZero Wrestling federation. In my opinion I never thought that this feud would ever end, but as many of you GZW buffs know, after Sincere captured the Heavyweight title his interest in his nemesis and brother-in-law soon fell to the wayside!”

“Many of the top notch superstars in the GZW today were just getting the feel of the business when this classic show takes place, so don’t be surprised when you see some of the big names getting their booties handed to them! Just as many of the main eventers back then are no longer with the company today!”

“But without further ado, I’m going to go get me some donuts!!”

Pike walks off the set and voices are heard telling him “we’re still on the air!!” He sticks his head back into the scene smiling.

“And here is the classic match From The Vaults!!”

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Monday Night Massacre 14May01

Pyros explodes into the air signalling another star-studded show.The camera scans the capacity packed crowd which are holding numerous posters and signs.One sign which is seen says,"T-Rex,drop the dead weight of the Forsaken!" Another sign says,"Got pork?"

"Troublesome" by the late great Tupac Shakur echoes throughout the arena as the entire audience goes berserk at the entrance music of the Vice-President and Director of Wrestling Affairs,Tate "Troublesome" Edmonson.He is dressed in a black Armani suit,and his forehead is bandaged.

Tate: Finally,Tate has come back...(smiling)My fault,that's not my line.

The Georgia Dome crowd explodes in cheers for their native son.

Tate: It's gonna be Trouble,Trouble! (crowd pops again) Now that was my line! It's good to be home,Atlanta,GA!! Tonight I have some news from concerning matches.First off,the wrestlers involved in the tag team matchup of EZ Money and Magic versus Little Show and Eddie Henchman,feel that the Booking Committee of the EWO doesn't no what the hell they are doing.All over EWO Television I have saw interviews from these four complaining about having to team with one another,that the Vice-Prez,me,had to be out of my mind.

Fortune: The VP seems kind of hot tonight!

Hunt: Wouldn't you if people that work for you were complaining all the time?

Tate: Let me tell you four this.Tonight you are going to tag together and like it.If any of your stablemates try to interfere,they will be terminated from this company.To add insurance of no interference,that tag match will happen in a hell in the cell with glass panes!!

Fortune: Glass panes?!!

Hunt: What in the world?!

The crowd begins chanting "EWO,EWO".

Tate: Secondly,a good friend of mine,a man who helped me conquer some dark demons in my life not too long ago,has been granted a chance at gaining the top strap in our business,the EWO Heavyweight Championship."Firefly" Sho Murakame was somehow never eliminated from the over the top rope battle royale at last Thursday Thriller "Contest of Champions".So this coming up Thursday at Thriller,the new Heavyweight Champion,T-Rex,will have his first title defense against the Firefly!!

Again the crowd pops enormously.

Hunt: I guess it pays to be best buds with the Vice-Prez! Firefly hasn't even had a single fight in the EWO and he already has a shot at the title!

Fortune: So are you saying that Mr.Edmonson is showing favortism?

Hunt: Hey,I call them like I see them!

Tate: So without further ado,my hometown(crowd cheap pops),let's get this Massacre underway!

---Defiant vs Stuart "Touched By Greatness"

Fortune: It seems that the brewing war between The Forsaken and CHAOS THEORY (c) is boiling over as The Obscene Teen,Defiant, is squaring off against Stuart "Touched By Greatness" Randle!

Hunt: Let's not forget, who did Stuart join with?

Fortune: Sincere.

Hunt: Who? I can't hear you.

Fortune: Sincere,the Jade Dragon!

Hunt: Good, I just wanted to clear that up.

"Come As You Are" by Nirvana rocks the Georgia Dome,as Defiant comes to the entranceway.Pyro explodes as he makes his way down the rampway to the boos of the crowd.A fan's sign reads,"Defiant,you committed SuisYde when you joined Forsaken!"

Hunt: Just to think,I really used to like this guy! From SuisYde to the ultimate losers,The Forsaken!

"Country Grammar" by Nelly echoes as the pyro explodes at the entranceway.Stuart Randle walks down the rampway to the chant of "Turncoat,Turncoat".Randle returns the chant with middle finger gestures.

Fortune: A promising young superstar corrupted by the power of Sincere and his Theory! What a waste!

Hunt: Randle just finally saw the logic in the grand scheme of things!

Fortune: Thank you,Seigmund Freud !

The match starts with the Randle locking in a headlock. Defiant shoots him off and into the ropes. Defiant takes him down with a shoulder block. Defiant runs at Randle, but Randle drops down. Defiant comes off the ropes and Randle takes him down with a hip toss. Randle hits several European uppercuts, rocking Defiant's head. Randle knocks Defiant into the corner and tries to irish whip him into the opposite corner. Defiant reverses, and runs in with a clothesline in the corner on Randle.

Hunt: Even though he joined with those idiots,Forsaken,Defiant still is the man! Speaking of which,do you think now that T-Rex is the champ,will he drop the dead weight of the Forsaken and be his own man?

Defiant tries to lift Randle to his feet, but Randle hits a low blow.

Angle: What was that? A blatant low blow and Ref Sonny Bright did nothing about it!

Hunt: Oh,so instead of Chaos Theory (c),it is the Conspiracy Theory?

Fortune: Whatever!

Randle hits a neckbreaker on Defiant followed by a boot across the neck. The ref steps in, but Randle slyly backs away as if he did nothing wrong. randle goes for a fisherman suplex.

1...2....Kick out by Defiant.

Fortune: That was close.

Randle goes for a sit down powerbomb.

1....2...

Fortune: No!! Defiant will not give up!

Randle whips Defiant into the ropes. Randle goes for a back body drop, but Defiant hops over Randle. Defiant hooks his head from behind and drops him with a reverse DDT. Huge pops! Defiant goes for the cover, but only gets two. Defiant lifts up Randle and drops him in a Evenflow DDT.

Fortune: Pure Defiance delivered by Defiant! This could be it !

1...2...

Hunt: Kickout by "Touched By Greatness"!

Suddenly,Chris Karnage walks to the ringside area.

Fortune: What is Karnage doing here?

Hunt: Looking for the Beer Man,perhaps?

Fortune: I doubt it.

In the ring, Defiant hoists randle in a fireman's carry, spins him in the air and drops him throat first on the top rope.

Fortune: Devastating move by Defiant!

Hunt: Defiant is looking for the win!

1...2... Sonny Bright gets pulled out of the ring!!

Fortune: That damn Chris Karnage!

Karnage takes the ref out with a chokeslam. Karnage jumps into the ring and Dark Storm Rising proceed to systematically take apart The Obscene Teen.

Fortune: Chris Karnage and Staurt Randle are destroying Defiant!

Morris: Well,if he would have never left SuisYde this wouldn't be happening!

Fortune: Shut up!

But Dark Storm Rising's fun is cut short by the arrival of Finesse. Finesse takes Karnage out with a clothesline. Finesse turns to Randle,but he scurries out of the ring.

Hunt: The newest member of the new NEW AGE (c),Finesse,has once again attacked Stuart Randle! First,he cost him a shot in the battle royale.Now he interrupts a single match!

Fortune: What match were you watching,Alex?

Randle and Karnage make a hasty retreat while Finesse and Defiant dare the two to come back into the ring.

----Tag Team Cage with Glass Pane Match: EZ Money and Magic vs Little Show and Eddie Henchman---

Hunt: Next up is a weird one by all standards of the game!

Fortune: Well,the VP and the Commissioner known as the Dynasty are "Changing the Game"! In the ring we will see four men,by all accounts,who totally despise each other.Add to the fact that of the four,one is the Lightheavyweight Champion and the other three are grabbing for his title!Plus,each man has to get along with his partner in order to win this match.Winning this match will allow the team to fight each other for the number one contendership to the LightHeeavyweight Championship held by Magic!

Hunt: Wow! If Little Show and Henchman win,they will fight each other for the number one spot.If EZ Money and Magic win,EZ will automatically be the number one contender! That Tate Edmonson might not be as dumb as I thought! Hehee!

Fortune: Trust me,Alex,you have the market cornered when it comes to dumb! The cage is set up and the glass panes are in! It's time for what could be the most insane match I have ever heard of!

Morris: A cold steel cage with glass panes! This is one home remodeling idea that you will not see Martha Stewart talk about!

Explosions erupt from the entranceway as EZ Money and Magic,along with his wife,Crystal, step from the back.Both men cautiously watch each other as they walk down the aisle.As the two men near the center of the rampway the two eye the imposing steel and glass structure.

The explosions happen again and Little Show steps onto the entranceway.Show looks back to see where his partner,Eddie Henchman is.Henchman soon walks out and pushes Little Show,pointing to the ring. The two run to the ring.Money and Magic meet Show and Henchman in the aisle as the two teams slug it out.Show and Magic are going at it while Henchman and Money trade shots.

Fortune: This one is starting off in a hurry!

Show and Magic both get into the ring, still trading punches. Meanwhile Money slams Henchman's face into the steel guard rail. Money also grabs a steel chair from the crowd and blasts Henchman in the face with it.

Fortune: What a shot!

Money quickly gets into the ring and they go to work on Show in the cage. Crystal goes to the door and puts a lock on it.

Fortune: Wait! How is Henchman supposed to get in?

Hunt: Boy, EZ Money and Magic sure got their game plan down!

With Eddie Henchman laying on the floor, Magic and Money beat down Show in the ring. The two whip Show into the steel cage. The glass panes on the side of the cage breaks, cutting Show's back. The two then lift up Show and drop him with a double suplex.

Fortune: EZ Money and Magic are actually working together!

Hunt: Two losers can't accomplish that much!

Meanwhile, Eddie Henchman watches from the outside of the cage.

Fortune: Henchman is making no attempt to get into the cage to help out Little Show!

Money lifts up Show and nails him with pinpoint martial arts kicks. Magic,meanwhile goes to Henchman, taunting him. Money lifts up Show and nails him with a multiple backbreaker into a sideslam combo. Henchman is still just watching.

Fortune: This is a massacre in the ring!

Hunt: Well that is the name of the show!

Money and Magic lift Show to his knees. Money and Magic take turns punching Show in the face. The two then slam Show face first into the glass panes. Show is covered in his own blood.

Fortune: This is really getting out of hand!

Finally Henchman decides to take action. He starts to punch out the glass panes and starts to climb up the cage. He gets to the top of the cage.He starts kicking in the glass panes on the roof, showering the ring with broken glass.

Fortune: This is insane!!

As Money and Magic are being showered with broken glass, Show gets to his feet. Show with with a mafia kick takes out Magic. Show then takes down Money with a kick to the midsection followed by a belly to belly suplex.

Fortune: Wait! What is Henchman doing?

With the glass kicked out of the roof, Henchman opens one of the panels on the roof. Show lays Magic on the middle of the mat. Henchman drops from the roof of the cage down onto Magic with an elbow drop in the middle of the mat .

Hunt: Holy Jazmin Andrea!!

Magic and Henchman lay on the mat, both men not moving. Show lifts Money to his feet and nails several muay thai kicks. Show then grabs Money's face and slams it into the glass panes.

Hunt: This is crazy! This is great!

As Show continues to slam Money's face, a huge monster of a man,dressed in nothing but black and wearing a black mask, comes down to the ring. He rips the door off of the cage.

Fortune: Whoa! Did you see that?

Hunt: He would be one handy guy to have around to open jars!

The man gets in the ring and grabs Show by the throat and delivers a massive chokeslam on Show. Henchman gets to his feet and down he goes as the man levels him with a massive boot.

Fortune: This guy...he is a monster!!

Hunt: He is wicked!!

The man lifts Show up and drives him down to the mat with a wicked powerbomb. Magic goes to make the cover as EZ Money looks on in astonishment.Ref Fey begins to count.

1..2...

Fortune: Three! EZ Money and Magic win it!

Hunt: EZ Money is the number one contender to that boring Magic's title!

Money leaves out the steel cage,shaking his head in disgust,as Magic stands over Henchman and Little Show.The mysterious man stands behind Magic,arms crossed over his massive chest.

---Backstage Interview---
Weston Bentley steps into the back area and quickly catches up with the huge man that took out Henchman and Little Show.Magic just steps into the locker room.Bentley is dwarfed by about 4 feet by the huge man.

Bentley: Excuse me,sir,but could I get a word with you?

man: (deep voice) What--do--you--want?

Bentley: (taking huge gulp,obviously scared) Well could we get your name?What is your relationship to Magic?

man: There--is--no--relationship.(He wraps his huge hand around Bently's hand and microphone and lifts it up to his mouth)I--am--WICKED WAYS!!

The huge man drops Bentley and walks down the hall.Bently looks into the camera totally flustered.

---Intercontinental Championship: Fall'N Angel vs. Dan Van Alst---

Fortune: Next up is the Intercontinental Championship match! We will see two of the hottest rising main eventers in the EWO has to offer today,Fall'N Angel and Dan Van Alst!

Hunt: My sources have told me that DVA has been seen hanging out in the new NEW AGE (c) locker rooms.Don't do it DVA! Think about SuisYde!

"Between Angels and Insects" by Papa Roach kicks in along with pyro around the entranceway.The crowd cheers as Fall'N Angel steps out.As he walks down the rampway,he gives high fives and slaps hands with the fans along the guardrail.A female's sign reads,"I'll catch you,Fall'N Angel !"

Fortune: The fans do love him,Alex!

Hunt: I think I'm going to be sick!

"Pardon Me" by Incubus comes on as the crowd pops to see Dan Van Alst come to the entranceway,arms raised high.Pyro illuminates the entranceway stage as DVA walks down to the ring,Intercontinental belt wrapped around his waist.

Hunt: Here comes the greatest Champion the EWO has right now,Dan Van Alst!

Fortune: And I'm sure that is your unbiased opinion?

Hunt: And you know this!

DVA steps into the ring,gives referee Paulie Newman the IC strap,and meets Angel in the center of the ring.Both friends hug and shake hands.They then both walk back to opposite corners.

Hunt: That was a sickening display of goody goodness!

Fortune: Well,these two men are basically brothers,Alex!

Ref Newman calls for the bell and Angel wastes no time by nailing DVA with a huge no hands sommersault plancha. Both men crash to the concrete on the outside, but Angel pops back up and the arena pops big time. Angel rolls DVA back in and hits with a slingshot legdrop which only gets a one count. Angel whips him off the ropes and executes a spinning head scissors. The crowd is really getting behind Angel now as he gives DVA a nice arm dragon screw and then applies an fujiwara armbar.

Fortune: Good strategy by Fall'N Angel, working on the arm!

Hunt: Whatever. Fall'N Angel is so dumb, he thinks Tic Tac Toe has deep strategy!

Angel whips DVA off the ropes once again and kicks him in the gut on the way back. He doubles DVA over and applies a double underhook, but he can't get the slightly bigger DVA up. DVA delivers a mid section blow which rocks Angel who then walks into a DVD by DVA. The fans really give it to the champ. DVA picks him up only to drop him with a t-bone suplex. DVA lifts his opponent back up to his feet.Angel gets whipped into the turnbuckle and DVA follows with a big avalanche. Not missing a beat, DVA drives Angel's spine into the turnbuckle with a powerbomb. The cover and count by Newman.

1.....2...

Fortune: Fall'N Angel just does kick out! Boy, Dan Van Alst is on his game tonight!

Hunt: Yeah! Whatcha gonna do,Angel Boy, when DVA runs wild on you!

Angel slowly gets up to his feet. DVA nails him with a quick chokeslam and applies a headlock. He holds it a while, but Angel fights back to his feet and he attempts to whip DVA off the ropes, only to get reversed and Angel runs right into a huge spinebuster. The cover.

1.....2....

Angel kicks out at the last second.DVA looks to the referee for a second and picks Angel up and hits a fisherman's brainbuster, but doesn't make a cover. He attempts to powerbomb Angel, but Angel counters with a hurricanrana. DVA is stunned and gets nailed with a drop kick, another follows, and that gets followed with a pair of arm drags. Angel is a ball of fire. He whips DVA into the turnbuckle and follows him in with a handspring back elbow smash. The crowd is completely behind Angel as he hits a stumbling DVA with an inverted Twist of Fate neckbreaker.

1.....2...

Fortune: No! DVA kicks out! What furious action!

DVA barely kicks out. The crowd doesn't think he did and neither does Angel. Nonetheless, Angel runs the ropes and nails a lying DVA with an asai moonsault.

1.....2....

Hunt: DVA kicks out once again!

Angel lifts DVA to his feet and immediately hits him with a DDT and climbs the ropes. The crowd is on its feet as Angel waits for DVA to do the same. DVA stumbles around and Angel leaps off the turnbuckle, but DVA gathers his wits in time and swats away Angel's missle dropkick attempt.The crowd cheers at the action both men are performing for them tonight. DVA then places Angel in his triangle hold with half boston crab submission hold.

Fortune: Dan Van Alst has really got the Van Alst Stretch locked on! Can Fall'N Angel hang on much longer?

Hunt: I say get out the measuring stick,'cause Fall'N Angel is about to be strecthed just a little bit taller!

DVA holds it and holds it and holds, but Angel just won't give up. Then the fans at ringside start yelling at the ref, Newman looks and sees that Chris Karnage has walked down to ringside. The ref orders Karnage to return to the backstage,while DVA releases the hold and walks toward Ref Newman. Newman pushes DVA back as he continues to order Karnage to the back.

Fortune: This doesn't look pretty!

Reaper,steps over the steel guardrail and slides into the ring,unbeknowst to DVA.Reaper grabs DVA from behind and drops him with a massive chokeslam.Karnage slides into the ring and immediately begins to stomp away on the prone Angel.

Hunt: CHAOS THEORY (c) is once again showing their dominance to the world on another Monday Massacre!

Fortune: Here comes the new NEW AGE (c) !

The crowd pops as Nathaniel "Entertainment Franchise" Davis,Samuel Knight,and Finesse storm down the rampway.Seeing the men charging to the ring,Reaper and Karnage scramble out of the ring and make it into the crowd.

Hunt: Run and live to fight another day,is always been my motto!

---Commercial Break---

Huge explosion leaving nothing but clouded smoke.

Deep male voice: Who do you trust? What can you believe in? Is the man that you go to war with truly your ally or just an enemy in disguise? Who do you trust? What can you believe in?

The smoke clears leaving nothing but the words:

DECEIT
May 27th 2001 Air Canada Arena Toronto,Canada
***card subject to change***

----LightHeavyweight Championship----
Falls Count Anywhere
EZ Money vs. Magic

---Extreme Title Championship Match: Last Man Standing: Fubu vs. Cravin Morehead vs. "Smooth Operator" Billy Bond---

Fortune: Three men will enter the ring, but only one will be left standing and that one left standing will be crowned the Extreme Champion. Will it be the newcomer,Fubu, Cravin Morehead or will the reigning Extreme Champ,"Smooth Operator" Billy Bonds retian? Whoever it is, they will have to be on their game tonight!

"B!tch Please 2" by Eminem echoes throughout the Georgia Dome as Fubu appears on the entranceway stage as pyro explodes from all around him.The crowd barely reacts to the unknown wrestler to the EWO.A fan's sign reads,"What's next...a wrestler named Hilfiger?!"

Fortune: There seems to be some action going on backstage!

The EWO-tron shows two muscular men,one White with blonde ponytail,the other Black with a shaven bald head,beating down Bruiser and Sacrifice with metal bats.The men have on black and blue leather tight pants with matching wrestling boots on.Both of their wrist are heavily taped.On the left side of their pants reads "ENDANGERED",while the right reads,"SPECIES".

Fortune: Ohmigosh! The team of Apocalypse is being slaughtered!

Hunt: Kandi,that is Elijah Threatt and Joseph "Lost Soul" Synger,the team known as Endangered Species! They last time they were heard of in this business,they were terrorizing the tag team division in the wrestler federation known as The Colossuem!

Cravin Morehead comes out next to "Slipknot" by SIC. Pyro engulfs the entranceway as Morehead marches down the rampway with a determined gaze upon his face.The crowd pops giving a mixed reaction.

Fortune: Where is Jack Chanse?

Hunt: Probably adding to the "harwckore" program!

"Smooth Operator" by Sade melodically plays over the speakers as the crowd gives out a huge cheer.Billy Bond hits the rampway pushing a shopping cart full of pieces from a car. There's a car door, the exhaust pipe, the steering wheel, the bonnet, the car jack, and a wheel. There is even furry dice hung of the front of the shopping cart.

Hunt: Looks like Smooth's burnt car will prove useful after all !

Smooth reaches ringside and makes his way over to Kandi,who he gently kisses on the cheek and hands a rose to her.

Fortune: Now that,Alex,is a smooth man!

Smooth steps into the ring and walks directly to Morehead.Smooth raises his hand to offer a handshake.Morehead simply looks into Smooth's eyes and nods his head.Smooth smiles and turns to Fubu and salutes him with his middle fingers on each hands.

All three men are in the ring and Patricia Albertson calls for the match to begin. Fubu charges at Smooth, but Smooth takes him down with a hiptoss. Cravin nails Smooth from behind with a double ax handle. Fubu gets up and joins Cravin in hammering Smooth. They whip Smooth to the ropes. Cravin and Fubu join hands to attempt a double clothesline. Smooth holds onto the ropes. Cravin, while still holding Fubu's hand, turns and clotheslines Fubu.

Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! He really clotheslined the snot out of him!

Hunt: I feel kind of sorry for the little guy,Kandi ! Not!!

Cravin drops several forearm blows to the back of Fubu's head. Cravin lifts up Fubu and hits a drop suplex. Smooth joins the action with a quick leg drop on Fubu. Cravin gets behind Smooth and hooks him in a reverse german suplex. But as Cravin lifts him, Smooth flips out and lands on his feet. Cravin turns around and Smooth greets him with a spinning heel kick. Fubu gets up but Smooth drops him with a clothesline.

Fortune: Billy Bond isn't even letting Fubu into the fight!

Cravin armdrags Smooth over. Smooth gets back up and gets a kick in the gut. Cravin hits a swinging neckbreaker. Cravin goes to the apron and goes for a springboard legdrop, but Smooth gets out of the way. Smooth gets up and stomps on Cravin. Whip to the ropes by Smooth. Fubu pulls the top rope, causing Cravin to fall to the outside. Fubu jumps down and pummels Cravin with punches.

Smooth, not one to be left out, runs to the ropes and hits a slingshot plancha onto both Fubu and Cravin. The fans chant for Smooth. Smooth picks up Fubu and slams his face into the steel steps. Meanwhile, Cravin walks toward Smooth's shopping cart.

Fortune: Seems that Cravin is about to pick up the pace here!

Hunt: Hey,it is a last man standing match!

Fortune: And meanwhile, Smooth is tossing Fubu all over the place!

Cravin begins throwing the contents of the cart into the ring and slides into the ring. Meanwhile, Smooth rolls Fubu back into the ring and punches by Smooth. Irish whip by Smooth, but it is reversed. Fubu goes for a clothesline, but Smooth ducks. Smooth bounces back off the ropes and nails a spear. Smooth locks in the Smooth Operation (ankle lock).

Fortune: Billy Bond locks in the Smooth Operation!

Cravin,with the car door,pounds Fubu over the head over and over,busting the smaller man open.Cravin backs up and allows Ref Albertson to see if Fubu is still conscious.Smooth still has the Smooth Operation locked in.

Hunt: Little Fubu is gone! Counting sheep!

Fortune: I think we need the EMTs down here!

Smooth releases the ankle lock as EMT rush down to the ring and roll Fubu out.Cravin whips Smooth, but Smooth reverses. Smooth hits a clothesline. Cravin gets up. Smooth kicks him in the gut and hits an evenflow DDT. Smooth sets up Cravin on the top rope. Smooth gets on the top turnbuckle, but Cravin pulls out brass knuckles from his tights.Cravin lowblows Smooth with the knuckles.

Fortune: HOLY JAZMIN ANDREA!

Hunt: He won't be so smooth now!

Smooth is laying in the ring.Cravin picks up the furry dice and begins choking Smooth with them. Cravin lifts Smooth up with the choke and locks Smooth's head and hits a reverse DDT. Cravin starts to unload punches on Smooth with the brass knuckles.Smooth's face is covered with the crimson mask.Cravin lifts up Smooth and Irish whips him. He charges in and clotheslines Smooth out of the ring.Cravin picks up the steering wheel and jumps down to the floor.Meanwhile, Smooth gets up and leans over the steel guard rail and a fan hands him a beer. Smooth turns around only to have Cravin take the beer can away from him. Cravin kicks Smooth in the gut, stunning him. Cravin shakes up the beer can and shakes it in Smooth's face.He then smashes the steering wheel over Smooth's head. Cravin lifts Smooth and hits a jumping piledriver.

Fortune: Billy Bond is a bloody mess!

Cravin gets back into the ring. Smooth slowly gets up and crawls back into the ring.Cravin charges at Smooth steering wheel held high.Smooth ducks.Cravin turns around and Smooth attempts a kick to the midsection,but Cravin catches his foot.Cravin spins Smooth and hits a running bulldog.Cravin sets Smooth up in his Canadien Camel Clutch(camel clutch into a sleeper hold).

Hunt: I smell an upset!

Ref Albertson lifts Smooth's arm once and it falls limp.She lifts his arm twice and again it falls limp.

Hunt: I guess it isn't going to be smooth.

The ref lifts Smooth's arm a third time and it thuds to the mat.Patricia Albertson calls for the bell and the Extreme Championship belt.

Fortune: It's over! Cravin Morehead is the last man standing! We have a new Extreme Champion!

Cravin stands on the turnbuckle, holding the Extreme Title belt. EMTs are in the ring checking on Smooth.The fans are chanting,"LAST MAN,LAST MAN!!"

---Backstage---

Mrs. Murakame walks through the locker room door of her son, Sho Murakame (better known as the Firefly). She is carrying a delicate Oriental handbag, but it appears to be somewhat heavy and what looks to be the corner of a reddish object is protruding from the top of it.

The Firefly has his monitor on with the action of the night on it. However, he is wearing cut off red jeans, and no top. He is covered in sweat, and has dumbbells in his hand. He has obviously weight training all night.

Mrs. M:
"You no overdo it Sho!"

Firefly turns around and puts down the dumbbells. He smiles warmly.

Firefly:
"You might be right mum..."

Mrs. M:
"It is most unlike you to not watch the whole of the show. What wrong?"

Firefly:
"This title match with T-Rex is gonna be intense. I know I've had title matches before and won, but that was for Hong Kong titles, this is a worldwide federation."

Mrs. M:
"You will beat him most easily. You best wrestler ever!"

Firefly:
"I know I can put on a good show, and I know that even if I lose to T-Rex, I'll put on a good show. I can't believe this came along so quickly! I must make sure that I am at my best to compete with a world champion."

Mrs. M:
You greatest wrestler in world! You beat anyone!"

Sho smiles warmly.

Firefly:
"Mum, I need you to watch the monitor for me. If anyone interferes in someone else's match, tell me! I need to train, but you know I hate interference in matches."

Mrs. Murakame hides her bag behind her back trying to be subtle, but actually managing to achieve the subtlety of an elephant hiding behind a shrub. Firefly's eyes instantly look at the bag.

*shouts*
Firefly:
"MUM! HOW MANY TIMES!?!?!? NO handbag! NO brick in handbag!"

Mrs. Murakame drops the brick out of the bag, and it makes a loud thunk on the floor. She also bursts into tears.

*wailing*
Mrs. M:
"I only do it because I love you..."

Firefly looks at her, and his face melts.

Firefly:
"Oh mum, I know, but no bricks in my title match, eh? Id' prefer to lose than to win by cheating."

He sits her down and gives her a big hug. Her loosely fitting kimono falls down from her shoulder, and at that moment, chump barges through the door.

Chump:
"Mrs. M? I'm here for your camera lesso..."

He sees Firefly sweaty, and Mrs. M in his arms with her kimono off the shoulder. Her crying has become sniffing...
Chumps face reflects horror for a moment, then disgust.

Chump:
"You DISGUST me! How could you?"

He leaves the room quickly.

Firefly:
"Wait! It's not what you think..."

---Tag Team Championship Match: Cajun Effect vs. Lucifer---

Fortune: The next match will have the UWA Tag Team Champion, Lucifer, taking on the Cajun Effect, Ragin' Cajun and Bayou Billy!

Hunt: This match is not going to be pretty. Cajun Effect, those Hillbilly Jim and Henry O' Godwinn rejects will know true pain as the tag champ takes their sorry hides out to pasture!

Fortune: Wait a minute! We have word from the truck that there is a major situation going down in the backstage area!

On the giant EWO-tron, Cajun and Billy are shown beating the holy hell out of Lucifer. Cajun takes Lucifer and slams his face into the wall.Billy picks him up and drops Lucifer's head onto the concrete with a jumping piledriver.

Fortune: Omigosh! Bayou Billy damn near busted Luicfer's head open like a watermelon!

Hunt: This isn't right! Can we get the ref down here to call off this match?

!With Lucifer lying motionless on the floor, Billy carries him over his shoulder. Cajun and Billy with Luifer make their way through the entrance and down the rampway.

Fortune: Here comes Cajun Effect! And they're bringing Lucifer!

Hunt: This isn't fair!

Billy tosses Lucifer into the ring as a stunned referee Donald Fey rings the bell.

Fortune: I guess this is the start of the match!

Billy and Cajun get into the ring. The two men hover above a battered and bloody Lucifer. Billy lifts up Lucifer by the hair. Cajun grabs him by the throat and with the greatest of ease, drives him down into the mat with a ring rattling chokeslam.

Fortune: I have never seen Lucifer be manhandled in such a way!

Hunt: This isn't fair!

Billy is next as he also lifts up Lucifer. Billy lifts get behind Lucifer, hooks his head from behind. Billy lifts up Abner off his feet and drives his head into the mat.

Fortune: This one is over!

Billy and Cajun make an arrogant one foot cover as the Ref Newman counts.

1..2..

Fortune: Three! This one was over before it even began! Cajun Effect has sent a message to the all the tag team here in the EWO! We have new EWO Tag Team Champions!

Hunt: This isn't fair!

Fortune: It'll be alright,Alex.

---Commercial Break---

Huge explosion leaving nothing but clouded smoke.

Deep male voice: Who do you trust? What can you believe in? Is the man that you go to war with truly your ally or just an enemy in disguise? Who do you trust? What can you believe in?

The smoke clears leaving nothing but the words:

DECEIT
May 27th 2001 Air Canada Arena Toronto,Canada
***card subject to change***

----LightHeavyweight Championship----
Falls Count Anywhere
EZ Money vs. Magic

---Main Event: Number One Contender Match for Heavyweight Title: "The MidCard Killer" Pimp Bizkit vs. Nathaniel "Entertainment Franchise" Davis---

Angle: This is it! The battle for the number one contendership for the EWO Heavyweight Title,held by T-Rex!

"Don't See The Signs" by Mark B. and Blade hits as Pimp makes his appearance at the entranceway. He pauses for a moment and looks at the adoring crowd.Pyro explodes as Pimp,minus any women, walks halfway down the rampway and stops, turns and looks behind him for a moment. He then finishes the journey to the ring and awaits his opponent.

"Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and The Destroyers blares over the PA system as Davis steps onto the entranceway with his head down and his hands together near his crotch.As pyros erupt and lights flash,Davis raises his arms above his head and lifts his head with a huge grin on his face.

Herbert Torres: (announcer) Ladies and gentleman,wrestling fans of all ages.The EWO proudly presents to you,weighing in at a sleek and lean 282 pounds and standing at a hard to hit height of six feet six inches tall.He is the prototypical wrestler of the NEW AGE (c),he is the ultimate thrill ride,the "Entertainment Franchise" of EWO,he is Nathaniel Davis!!

Davis slowly walks down the rampway soaking up the crowd pop.He gets to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and walks over to Pimp.Davis says something to Pimp and extends his hand.Pimp looks down at his hand,smiles and shakes it.Richard Dark calls for the bell.

Morris: Nathaniel Davis really makes my stomach hurt! No one should be that much of a goody goody!

Fortune: I think it is rather noble!

Davis and Pimp circle each other for a moment and quickly lock up in grapple. Pimp gets the advantage and tosses Davis with an arm drag. Davis stands up and gives Pimp a nod just before the two lock up again. Davis gets the advantage this time and whips Pimp to the ropes, on his return Pimp leapfrogs over Davis and continues to the awaiting ropes. On the second return Pimp tries to leapfrog Davis again but he catches him and slams him down with a sidewalk slam.

Fortune: Nice move by the Entertainment Franchise!

Hunt: Wasn't the champ,T-Rex,suppose to be out here with us commentating?

Davis gets Pimp to his feet and quickly lays him down to the center of the ring with a body slam. Wasting no time, Davis attempts a sit down sleeper, but Pimp kicks him in the head. Pimp jumps to his feet as Davis gets to his and the two pause for a moment and look at each other.

Fortune: These two competitors showing a great deal of respect for one another. They both symbolize what great competitiveness is all about here in the EWO!

Davis brushes his head to check for blood and there was none. The two circle each other again. Pimp lunges in high while Davis darts in low, causing Pimp to be slammed in the sternum and knocked to the mat. Davis gets Pimp up quickly and slams him down even faster with a gutwrench suplex. Davis follows the hard slam with a stomp to Pimp’s chest, grabs him up, applies a headlock, and lifts Pimp vertically in a suplex position. Davis holds him up for a few seconds before crashing Pimp’s head with the stalling brainbuster.

Hunt: Come on,Pimp!

Davis goes for the cover.Senior referee Richard Dark with the count.

1…. 2….

Pimp pulls out just in time!!Just as Pimp breaks the pin, Sincere and Reaper both walk out from the back and slowly walk towards the ring. The barrage of boo’s fill the arena.

Fortune: Hold the damn phone! What are these two doing here?

Hunt: Maybe they just want to get a ringside seat! And if Sincere wants to use the phone, let him!

Davis takes notice to the duo making their way to the ring and looks at them with puzzlement. Deciding to not be distracted by them, Davis goes to the fallen Pimp. Davis stands the dazed Pimp but is met with a quick kick in the gut, followed by a quick standing sidekick to Davis’ head, knocking him down.Pimp quickly drops a knee to Davis' head and then picks him up and whips him to the ropes. When Davis makes his return, Pimp jumps up and spins Davis down in a headscissor takedown.

Fortune: I'm telling you,Alex, those two are up to no good.

Hunt: Don't be so quick to judge, Kandi.

Sincere and Reaper stand side by side at the aisle side of the ring. Davis gets to his feet and just as he starts over to Pimp, Reaper yells at him, getting his attention. Davis walks to the ropes right over Sincere and Reaper and stares right into Reaper’s eyes. Pimp struggles to his feet and supports himself on the ropes opposite to Davis. Reaper smirks at Davis and yells out, "Turn around Franchise boy!" Davis steps back but keeps his stare on Reaper for a moment. Davis turns around and is met by Pimp and a perfectly executed t-bone suplex.

Fortune: Those two at ringside are already playing a role in this match!

Pimp turns towards Sincere and stares him down. Sincere cracks his knuckles, holds his arms out in a wing-like pose and motions with his fingers to bring it on. Pimp turns back to Davis who has risen to his feet. Before Pimp can react, Davis nails him with a flipping dropkick, sending Pimp into the turnbuckle. Davis charges at Pimp and nails him with a jumping calf kick, bouncing Pimp off the turnbuckle and falling to the mat.

Fortune: How can both men concentrate in the ring when there are piranhas in the waters around them?

Reaper pats Sincere on the shoulder and the two give each other a nod. Reaper heads to the right side of the ring and Sincere to the left. Davis stands his fallen opponent to his feet and pushes him back into the turnbuckle. After two quick kicks to Pimp’s ribs, Davis lifts Pimp up sitting him on the top turnbuckle. Davis springboards off the ropes and latches his legs onto Pimp’s head, and tosses him down hard with a hurricanrana. Davis leaps up to the turnbuckle he just launched Pimp from and jumps at him with a guillotine legdrop, connecting perfectly with Pimp’s neck.

Fortune: The Chart Topper by Nathaniel Davis!

Davis picks Pimp up and whips him to the ropes where Sincere is standing. Before Pimp can make his return, Sincere grabs his feet, sending Pimp face first into the mat. Davis doesn’t like what he sees and stands still in the center of the ring, staring at Sincere just as ref Dark pokes his head through the ropes and demands that Sincere leave. Sincere ignores the ref and stares back at Davis, with a cocky smirk on his face. Reaper runs over to the announce table and pushes Herbert Torres out of his metal folding chair. He then returns to the left side of the ring facing Davis’ back.

Fortune: Wait! Come back with that!

Hunt: Like he will really listen to you,Kandi!

Without breaking his stare Sincere puts his hand on Richard Dark's face and shoves him back into the ring. Pimp rises to one knee and shakes his head, clearing out the cobwebs. Pimp stands to his feet and looks at Sincere with puzzlement in his face. He then looks to Davis and starts to move towards the pissed off Entertainment Franchise, forcing Davis to break his stare at Sincere. Davis quickly focuses on Pimp and the two lock up. Pimp uses his strength advantage and pushes Davis back all the way to the turnbuckle, simultaneously connecting a knee to Davis chest as he connects with the turnbuckle, seemingly knocking the wind out of him. Pimp whips Davis to the opposite turnbuckle and runs in with a clothesline, but is met by Davis foot connecting with Pimp’s head, stopping him cold and he falls to the mat. Davis quickly climbs to the second turnbuckle and falls on Pimp with an elbow drop. Davis goes for the cover.

Fortune: Can Nathaniel Davis win it here?

1….2….

Ref Dark is pulled out by Sincere! Davis quickly gets up and leans on the ropes while the ref is shoving Sincere. Reaper slides in the ring with the chair as Davis is yelling towards Sincere and Pimp is down on the mat. Sincere grabs the ref and blocks his view as Reaper nails Davis in the back of the head with the metal chair. Reaper then grabs up Pimp and levels his head down with a DDT right onto the chair! Reaper quickly turns Pimp over onto Davis' motionless body and exits the ring. Sincere tosses ref Dark back inside so he can make the count. The ref doesn’t like what he sees but makes the count anyways.

1..2..

Angle: Three!! Pimp Bizkit is the number one contender to EWO's Heavyweight Title! Sincere and Reaper have screwed Nathaniel Davis out of his shot at the title!

Morris: Don't you get it? Sincere probably will meet Pimp down the road and hopefully for the Heavyweight Title. And Reaper? He does whatever Sincere tells him!

In the backstage area,"Firefly" Sho Muramuke walks out of the locker room and nearly trips over an unconscious T-Rex.Firefly checks on T-Rex,who's head is bleeding profusely.Firefly looks up and goes to look for help.

Hunt: I was wondering where T-Rex was?

As the bell rings both Sincere and Reaper storm the ring. Sincere grabs Pimp,putting his head between his legs and hooking his arms, and crushes Pimp with Sincerely Yours (double underhook powerbomb) right onto the metal belt. Reaper grabs Davis and sits him up on the top turnbuckle facing the loudly booing crowd. Reaper climbs to the second turnbuckle and hooks his arm around davis' head.Reaper falls back and delivers Add On To Hell(top rope brainbuster). Sincere straddles Pimp with the chair in his hand and begins to continuously pound Pimp in the back with the chair.

Fortune: Tonight has truly been a massacre!

Reaper grabs Davis in a full nelson and then leans back into Davis' own move,The Entertainment Center. Sincere hits Pimp in the head a few more times until the number one contender's blood covers the chair, and then kicks him a few times for good measure.Richard Dark tries to break Reaper’s grip on Davis but is bombarded by Sincere and a hard lariat. Shortly after Davis passes out, Reaper releases the hold and spits on him. Sincere looks to Reaper and notions that they leave, as they are walking out, Sincere kicks Pimp in the head once more. As the two step out of the ring,from the entranceway comes Firefly,Finesse,DVA,Fall'N Angel,and Samuel Knight.Behind them come an injuried and bandaged EZ Money and Big Country.

Fortune: The locker room has seemed to have cleared out as it looks like every wrestler that believes in fairplay is coming to ringside! And they are being led by the newcomer,Firefly Sho Murakame!

Hunt: Why does the good stuff always happen when we have run out of time?

Sincere and Reaper get back into the ring awaiting the impending battle.

Fortune: We'll see you Thursday at Thriller!

Extreme World Order Entertainment (c)2001
Vicious Kay Nine Studios (c)2001

Pike is standing behind the desk once again while makeup people apply cosmetics to his face.

Pike: Make sure I don’t have any donut jelly around my lips. Siu Ann might be watching this and I would hate for here to think I’m a slob or something!

Makeup person: Yes sir, Mr. Pike!

Pike notices they are back on the air and quickly shoos the makeup person off the set. He smiles a crook smile and straightens the papers on the desk.

Pike:

“Was that not a GREAT classic match or what!! Not only did we see the first appearance of the current GZW Heavyweight Champion, Deacon Kane, but also witnessed the reason why Sho “Firefly” Murakame is dubbed the “Fairplay Enforcer”! “

“Well, that is my time for this Monday. Hopefully you will see me soon back on GroundZero Television. If not just catch me getting film From The Vaults!!