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---Dressing room
of WMCB Inc.---
In the dressing room of What Can Money Can Buy Seth Richards, Manic Depression, “Money Maker” Dice Morgan, and “Bad Attitude” Eclipse are huddled together seemingly making battleplans for Eclipse’s Fatal Four Way match on Crimson. A knock at the door raises Seth’s ear. He looks to the side and than points to the door. Crystal, appears onscreen, walks over and opens the door.
Standing in the door is the evil looking “father” of the giant newcomer Bane. The entire stable of WMCB stands ready to for any surprises. Seth gestures the man inside the room as he walks over to greet Cracker Jack. The two men begin to talk as the scene fades.
***
---Taped
Earlier---
(The scene fades in to show the local Trouble Trax training facility
where Chris Sharp is training with his usual three new prospect friends, Chad
Best, Rico Suave, and Mark A. Chris is sparring with Mark in the ring and hits
the Sharp Slam and then helps the
young man to his feet.)
Chris: Your getting better kid!
Mark A: Thanks Mr Sharp! Oh... Sorry, I mean Chris!
Chris: No problem, anytime... I need to get the ring rust off for Fallout: Zero Hour.
(Mark shakes Chris’s hand once again and Chris walks out of the room into the shower room to get ready for Crimson. But as the three young prospects are about to join him a man dressed in a long black trench coat appears at the door way with a hood pulled up over his head.)
Chad: Hey, who are you?
Rico: You gotta have a pass to get in here? How’d you get by security?
(The man slowly walks towards the ring and pulls the trench coat and the hoody off to reveal he is none other than Justin Sharp! Chad, Rico and Mark all get into a fighting stance knowing that Justin means trouble, especially with Chris in the other room.)
Justin: Calm down you little maggots! I wouldn’t want you all to get
your panties in a bundle!
Chad: What do YOU want?
(Justin looks Chad right in the eye as the young man begins to sweat a little under Justin’s unwavering gaze. But eventually Sharp looks away and smiles at the young mouthy boy before turning around and looking at the gym; his back turned to Chad.)
Justin: You know, this is such a lovely building... It’s a shame its
filled with untalented posers! Especially ones who would align themselves and
befreind a man who has left his family and child... All for the glory of the
ring! Only now to try and weasle out of the beating he’s deserved all these
years! You wouldn’t do that.... Would you?
(Justin smiles wickedly as he grabs his LH Title off his waist and holds it in his hands.)
Chad: And what if we would?
(Before Rico or Mark can add to Chad’s answer Justin spins around and smashes Chad in the face with the LH Title and then ducks a clothesline from Rico and backdrops him on the bare floor! Mark tries to take advantage and jumps on Justin but is victim of a low kick and then a Hydra on the bare floor!)
Justin: You deliver a message to my father... You tell him that not
only am I going to destroy him with my Sharp Lock but I’m going to
destroy every person that he cares about! And after I defend my LH title
tonight against that endless chatter box, Symon, I’m going to defend it at the
biggest GZW PPV to date and show the world that I am “The Fightiest LH Champ
EVER!”
(Justin delivers a stiff kick to the side of Mark A as he walks out of Trouble Trax and Chris Sharp comes out of the locker room to just get a glance of Justin walking out the door and turning to look at him through the glass and mouthing a “See You Later” as the scene fades.)
***
Explosions ignite into the Coliseum air as “Timebomb” by Godsmack rips the airwaves signaling another Tuesday Crimson. The Zero-tron swirls to life with the letters “GZW 2K1” as the capacity crowd is on their feet. The camera pans the Coliseum showing the various banners, signs, and posters. A fan’s poster reads, “No matter what happens tonight, Nathaniel Davis, you’re still GZW’s Entertainment Franchise!!” Another sign states, “Justin Sharp Is A LightHeavyweight Bitch, ‘Cause Symon Says So!!”
Pike: Welcome to Tuesday Crimson wrestling fans! What a week it has been leading up to this! We are only two weeks away from Fallout: Zero Hour taking place at the Hampden Arena in Glasgow, Scotland! I am Memphis Pike play-by-play announcer and my tag team partner with the color commentator at the table is…
Hunt: Mr. Freak Nasty, Alexander “Love Doctor” Hunt!
Pike: We have a major show tonight, as every title minus the Tag Team Championship will be on the line! The biggest buzz being the Last Man Standing Match for the GZW Television Championship between Nathaniel “CareerMaker” Davis and “Dream Stealer” Maxx Pain!
Hunt: What makes this so great is once that idiot Maxx Pain beats Davis to an inch of his life and wins the match; the Entertainment Franchise will be retired!
Pike: Well both Maxx Pain and Nathaniel Davis have been going at it for months now! Could we being seeing the last of one of the true great men in GZW?
Hunt: (getting excited) Why does my format sheet say we are starting off with a GZW debut of the Women’s division?
Pike: That’s right, Love Doctor! Your wildest wet dreams have come true and the GZW now has a Women’s division!
Hunt: Woohoo! Bra and panties, chocolate pudding, baby oil…
Pike: What are you talking about?
Hunt: All the matches I’m looking forward to seeing in this division!
Pike: No, Hunt, this division will actually have women that can wrestle and not just eye candy like other companies!
Hunt: Damn! At least I get to see women roll around on the floor together! Woohoo!
---GZW Debut Match: Elexia vs. Tonya Glory---
Pike: Elexia Croix comes to us highly touted from the Texas based GZW brother company Southern Wrestling Alliance! Ms. Croix has held the Texas Wrestling Association’s Women’s Championship for two years straight! While Tonya Glory has been around the GZW since it’s early days of the EWO as a stalwart instructor at Trouble Trax while also serving as a valet to many of the rulebreaker developmental wrestlers in dark matches and house shows!
Hunt: Just bring out the milk jugs! Mmmm, milk!!
Pike: Please excuse my broadcast partner as none of the views expressed by Alex Hunt are shared by GZW2K1!
The theme to Rocky plays as Tornado Tonya comes to the ring. She climbs into the ring as the fans give her a mixed reaction due to seeing her at house shows, dark matches, and on the official GZW website (GroundZero Wrestling 2K1). One sign reads, “Let’s See Some Flesh!!”
Tonya grabs a mic. "I have realized that female wrestlers in may have gotten off on the wrong foot since the start of the GZW. Some have called us a sellout for taking an employment opportunity as valets. I am just an All American gal trying to bring glory and honor to female wrestling and this is how we are treated? Tonya Glory will be fighting for you people so that someday, quality female wrestling may one day be shown on television instead of leather clad dominatrixes and silly striptease matches. But you, the public still denounce us. Fine, we will do this the hard way. Tonight, I herald in the era to bring true female wrestling back to American television. No (fingers doing the quotes) "bra and panties" matches, no gyrating moves being passed off as wrestling moves, no more crap. Tonight, the era starts with Elexia and me!"
Pike: What the hell was that all about? Like Tonya Glory knows anything about honor and glory!
Hunt: Hey, glory is in her name!
Elexia runs into the ring, not waiting for any introduction and starts to hammer away on Glory. Elexia rocks Glory with strong rights. Irish whip by Elexia. Elexia elevates Glory high in the air with a back body drop. Glory gets up and Elexia sends her down with a clothesline. Elexia picks up Glory and tosses her over the top rope and onto the floor. Elexia, on the apron, jumps and nails Glory with a double ax-handle. Elexia whips Glory into the steel steps. She then introduces Glory's face into the steel posts.
Pike: Elexia is in one bad mood! But then again, when isn't she?
Hunt: It’s like she has constant PMS!
Glory is disoriented and falls to the floor. Elexia grabs a chair with no regard to Ref Sonny Bright's warning. Elexia stands above Glory with the chair high above her head. But Glory regains her senses and punches Elexia in the gut causing Elexia to drop the chair. Glory gets up and DDT's Elexia into the chair.
Pike: Did you see Elexia's head bounce off the chair?
Glory rolls Elexia back into the ring. Glory gets on the apron and hits a slingshot leg drop onto Elexia's neck. The cover by Glory, but Elexia kicks out. Glory picks up Elexia and whips her to the ropes. Inverted atomic drop by Glory. Glory then moves in and hits her American leg sweep (Russian leg sweep). Glory then applies a rear chinlock on Elexia.
Pike: Ref Bright is checking to see if Elexia is still conscious!
Elexia slowly gets up and gets out of the hold with several elbows to the gut of Glory. Elexia bounces off the ropes for momentum, but Glory catches her with a knee to the gut, sending Elexia flipping.
Hunt: This broads are pretty good wrestlers!
Glory moves in and hammers Elexia into the corner with right hands. Irish whip by Glory, sending Elexia into the opposite corner. Glory charges in, but Elexia catches her with a back elbow to the mouth. Glory stumbles back. Elexia charges out of the corner and lays out Glory with a vicious spear. Elexia gets up with a crazed look in her eye. Elexia picks up Glory and wails away with punches. Elexia then hits a release Northern lights suplex, sending Glory crashing hard into the mat. Elexia picks up Glory and goes for a whip, reversed by Tonya. Glory lowers her head. Elexia comes off the ropes and capitalizes on the mistake by nailing a quick DDT on Glory.
Pike: The mistress of the DDT strikes!
Hunt: Imagine if there was some Jell-o in there!
Elexia picks up Glory and nails a huge fisherman DDT. The cover.
1...2...
Kick out by Glory. Elexia can't believe it. She argues with Ref Bright, claiming a slow count. Elexia then picks up Glory and hits a double arm DDT. The cover.
1…2...
Pike: 2 and 3/4's! Damn, that sure was close! Elexia is furious!
Hunt: I didn’t know there was that many profane words in the English language!
Elexia gets up and gets in Ref Bright's face. Bright does not back down claiming that Glory got her shoulder up. This gives Glory time to get up. Glory gets up behind Elexia and nails a German suplex with a bridge. Ref Bright counts.
1…2...
Pike: Kick out by Elexia Croix!
Glory picks up Elexia, lands a few punches and whips her to the ropes. Glory goes to scoop Elexia, but Elexia floats over and behind Glory. Elexia hooks her head and hits an inverted DDT. The cover.
1…2…
No! Kick out by Glory! Elexia is now extremely pissed off. She gets in Ref Bright's face and starts to bump him.
Hunt: Woohoo! Bump those luscious things up against me!
Pike: Elexia should not let her anger get the best of her. Glory is a top-notch athlete and Elexia should focus on the task at hand!
Elexia backs Ref Bright into the corner. Glory gets up and creeps behind Elexia. Kick to the back of the knee by Glory. Glory then rolls up Elexia in a schoolboy pin. Glory also puts her feet on the ropes for leverage. Ref Bright doesn't see it. Ref Bright counts.
1…2…
Pike: Three! Tonya Glory wins the match! Elexia Croix's fiery temper cost her the match!
Hunt: Why does it have to be Elexia's fault? Why can't you just give credit to Tonya Glory for winning the match? Such a negative Nancy!
Glory slides out of the ring after getting her hand raised. Elexia can't believe it. Elexia grabs Ref Bright by the shirt. The crowd showers Elexia with boos as she looks out at them. She pushes Bright into the corner and turns and walks off. But as the crowd boos her more she turns back toward Ref Bright, kicks him in the gut, hoists him up and drops him in throat first across the top rope.
Pike: Wowsers! Elexia Croix has snapped!
Hunt: Mean and vicious, Donutboy, mean and vicious!
~~~ The Mrs. M
Show ~~~
The studio lights come on, on the set of the Mrs. M show, and the show opens with the cheesy music of Mrs. M’s live band! Mrs. M is sat on the usual armchair, and to her right is the matching sofa. She is dressed in a seasonal floral kimono, and wears a huge grin. In the background is a huge picture of her grinning face, and a logo in neon saying ‘Mrs. M Show’!
Mrs. M:
“Hello and welcome to Mrs. Murakame show on Tuesday Night Crimson! On show tonight I have two very special guests! I honest when I say this not a joke, and I very sorry to say that once again Claire McRillis was scheduled to be on show, but can’t make it again this week. This week it appear that someone play nasty joke on her, and spike her drinks! We hope to bring her on the show next week! However, this week I got two very special guest… well, when I say special, I mean famous, ‘cos I no actually like them…
“Anyway, my first guest is a recent newcomer to GZW and has already made huge impact with some impressive victories! He the man known as ‘The Arabian Sun’: please give a warm welcome to Mirage!”
The band play an instrumental version of ‘Desert Rose’ by Sting as Mirage comes onto the entrance out wearing a very lavish traditional Arabic robe. Mrs. M looks impressed at his attire, as she smiles and nods respectfully. However, the crowd boo loudly for the anti-American, and the attractive Arabian man arrogantly holds up his arms and twirls for them. He heads to Mrs. M, and sits on the sofa. He nods politely to the old lady, and she smiles.
Mrs. M:
“Welcome to show Mirage! I guess first question should be that seeing as you’re so new to GZW roster, what your short and long term aims are in this organisation?”
Mirage:
“First of all let Mirage tell you, he no like be on your show, he just here because, he feel sorry for nobody else wanting to be on it. Secondly you look horrible today. As for question? I want to eliminate all the bloody American foes who step in Arabian sun's way. I do it and one day I be king of this company. I make sure Arabia get its share of glory and honour.”
Mrs. M’s initial smile is lost, and the far too familiar scowl that she wears when she’s been insulted replaces it.
Mrs. M:
“And you well documented as an American hater. Where this hatred come from? They not that bad!”
Mirage:
“Of course they bad, don’t silly Americans treat you like second class even though you one of best interviewer at GZW? Sure you not as good as Arabian but you not treated well by America are you? American always get glory because they think they best? Bullshit! Arabians were first mathematicians, first philosophers, America just cheat us. They underestimate Arabian Sun!”
Mrs. M:
“As an Arabian, you share honour of being from same area as ‘Mooncat’ Celestia L’Yark. You mention her in first ever promo: what are your thoughts on Celestia?”
Mirage starts to blush!
Mirage:
“She beautiful Mrs M, I no be able to express my feeling for her easily. All I say is come get some Mooncat.”
Mrs. M:
“Tonight you in fatal fourway match with Bane, Chris Sharp and Eclipse. Three big names in GZW! What are your thoughts on your opponents and your chances of winning?”
Mirage:
“I always say I best. I always will say. I know I beat all these people in the ring today and allbody will see me standing over their ass but the haraami’s will not be easy to beat. I know these bloody Americans. They sure to try to get me first. However I no care whether i have to beat all of them in ring together, I will do it!”
Mrs. M:
“And finally, I understand the Arabian bit because you Arabian, but what about the Sun part in your nickname ‘Arabian Sun’?”
Mirage:
“That Mrs. M is because it will scorch you down!”
Mrs. M:
“Thank you Mirage! After break, I got very special guest… ‘The Perfectionist’ Pimp Bizkit will be on the show! Don’t you go anywhere… or I slap your legs!”
As Mrs. M grins at the camera, the scene cuts to commercial.
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***
The Mrs. M Show reopens, and Mrs. M is sat opposite Mirage, however they aren’t chatting: Mrs. M looks uncomfortable; Mirage is sat back lazily. The cheesy theme turn plays, and fades. Mrs. M grins, and addresses the camera.
Mrs. M: “Welcome back to Mrs. M show! My next guest is GZW’s longest reigning Intercontinental Champion of all time! He got heavyweight title shot at Fallout: Zero Hour, please welcome… Pimp Bizkit!”
The band plays an instrumental version of ‘Sweat From my Balls’ by Mark B and Blade as Pimp comes through the entrance. He is wearing his usual lime green attire, complete with sunhat. Mrs. M turns up her nose at what he’s wearing, and the crowd boo loudly as he heads to the sofa. He leans forward and eyes up Mrs. M… then pretends to be sick. Mrs. M looks furious!
Mrs. M:
“I'd like to say welcome to Mrs. M Show, but
if I did I wouldn't mean it! So I'll just say hello. Hello. First question I
have for you is why you make big cornflake on my lawn?”
Pimp:
“Hey what can I say sheer brilliance wasn’t
it, eh? You know with you doing this farce of a thing with Mrs M’s recipes I
thought I’d show some people what to REALLY do with food, of course you just
think to eat it don’t you? Fat oldie! Anyways it was a genius idea on my part.
Besides you like Smooth Legs, and by that I don’t mean that your legs are
Smooth because they’re anything but! Anyway while I was here talking about you
legs I thought I would ask about your legs is it some sort of road map or
something? It looks like it! Your whole body looks like a road map! And as for
the cornflake they say on some advert that best way to wake up is with a bowl
of cornflakes! I think not! I bet you had the biggest wake up of your life when
you saw that huge cornflake in your garden!”
If steam could come out of ears like it does
in cartoons, Mrs. M’s ears would be a boiling kettle! She grits her teeth and
continues.
Mrs. M:
“I no like you... Second question is why you try
and sabotage my restaurant and spit in food?”
Pimp:
“Sabotage? I did nothing of the sort! I was
doing you a favour you ungrateful old hag! Your food is that damn tasteless I
thought I’d help you out by giving it that extra flavour it needed. If it wasn't
for that spotty freak giving me the wrong table number Smooth would have had
the best tasting meal he has ever had at Mrs M’s! Besides I thought when Mrs
M’s opened up it was meant to be a quality restaurant not selling of the cheap
tasteless crap that you do sell!”
Mrs. M:
“I really no like you, you a nasty, nasty
man, and you will get your just desserts some day... Why DO you do all these
silly pranks and things? You think you're big and clever? Cos you not!"
Pimp:
“Not clever? Hahaha! If I ever get as
disillusioned as you I wish I would die before I became as mind numb as you!
I’m damn clever: what has gotten me so high up in this business is not by being
thick you and your precious Bug Boy. He only ever did anything because he was
insane, anyone could do THICK things like that! And as for bigness I bet you
would love to see just how BIG I am! But it’s tough you rackety old hag! But
seriously know I am big who's the ‘Living Legend’ around her huh? It's me and I
think that says it all that I'm not just BIG I'm HUGE!”
Mrs. M has given up on professionalism, and
wearing a scowl that has been there so long that she looks like a sculpture,
she metaphorically gets her claws out.
Mrs. M:
“Well you should have been dead a long time
ago you horrid young man! And the only men who talk about that have tiny ones!
Anyway: now we get onto proper interview. First of all, I like to know this:
your sister Angel has just had a baby, and T-Rex has been by her side all this
time, yet you, her brother, have not been seen there once! Why you no go visit
new baby?”
Pimp:
“UUUUrgh! Simple this one I thought even you
would have been able to figure this one out! I don’t like kids! Kids are little
obnoxious idiots, that do nothing but whinge and cry and frankly I can do without!
If he ever does see his uncle it’ll be on Christmas. If then preferably he’ll
be out of nappies before he knows me! Anyway besides that I think Nathan and my
sis would like to be left alone from time to time. Without nosey cows like you
butting in none stop!
Mrs. M:
“You really pushing it… How it feel to lose
your Intercontinental title? How it feel to know you were worst
Intercontinental Champion ever and lost to a boy who only in his second match
ever in GZW?"
Pimp:
“For once here Mrs M you are right about
something Symon is a BOY and that’s exactly what he is. Everyone gets a little
bit of luck here and there and that’s exactly what happened. Besides the only
reason that happened is because Sincere actually came up with a plan that
worked! Amazing I thought, I mean I always knew he wanted to be like me but
doesn’t everyone I suppose? I mean come on I’m the true original mastermind not
Sincere! And if you want another example of luck then how about your little bug
boy? It was luck that he just so happened to get in the same company as me and
THEREFORE he got the rub of the green and I allowed him to join MY company
known as the Bad Company. And again Smooth Legs as Champ how lucky can that guy
get? I'm MUCH better than that loser.”
Mrs. M looks at the camera with a look of
utter disbelief as Pimp talks, and when he finishes talking, pulls a ‘what’s he
on’ face and rolls her eyes. For an old lady, Mrs. M can sure be immature…
Mrs. M:
“It announced on Thursday Titan that you are
to face winner of tonight’s heavyweight title match at Fallout: Zero Hour. If
Rebellion were to win, how would you feel about facing someone who has recently
been a valuably ally to you?”
Pimp:
“Don’t you mean WHEN Rebellion wins, I mean
come on it’s so obvious that he’s going to beat Smooth Legs for the Heavyweight
title! Look at it this way Rebellion is HKWF a man that deserves to be up at
the top in this business, he’s TRUE EXTREME! A company that my father owns and
I know all about! Hell even you Mrs M know just what HKWF is like! Remember all
those beatings that Sho Murakame took do you eh? Remember you would come down
with a brick in you handbag! A brick in your handbag, and they call me a cheat
for using weapons, when you have a brick in your bag! But we all know why you
did it Mrs M! It was because Sho is weak, he is a soft little pipsqueak that I
hate to have to say was once in the same stable as me the Legend the ‘Human
Miricle’ he disgraced the Bad Company name like Smooth Legs did to E.S.P. but
to answer your stupid question for me I’d love to face Rebellion at Fallout:
Zero Hour, that way I can have a challenge to win the title if it's Smooth it
would be like taking candy from a baby!”
Mrs. M:
“If you’d stick to the questions, and refrain
from pointless lying and sideswipes, I’d appreciate it… Of course, if ‘Smooth
Operator’ Billy Bond successfully defends his title tonight, it is him that you
will face at Zero Hour. What your thoughts on this? You think you got cat in
hell’s chance of winning?”
Pimp:
“Hahahaha, hold on a minute!”
Pimp wipes a tear from his eye
Pimp:
“You having me on right? Cat in hells chance?
What chance does he of beating me should be the question! I mean come on how
can I lose, I even hold a glorious victory over him, one on one when I won the
Intercontinental title! What makes Smooth Legs even think that he can stand a
chance with Pimp Bizkit! I think... No I rephrase I KNOW that it will be a one
sided affair with I the ‘Human Miracle’ taking what should be mine, but lets
face it he’s not even going to survive TNC with his title belt and if by fluke
he does it’ll be my pleasure to take that title from him, and put it around the
waist of an athlete that truly deserves the title, and is already a legend!”
Mrs. M:
“And finally, the traditional question: you
have nicknames of ‘Human Miracle’ and ‘The Perfectionist’. How you get these,
because they not particularly apt, are they?”
Pimp:
“Where the hell have you been for the past
few years living under a rock looking from the comments. I aught to smack taste
outta your mouth, and dare you say slap my legs. Thank god Justin said he’ll
break your, but may I say Mrs M there was absolutely no need for those
comments!
“No I’d just run off with your peg leg, and walking stick
how you slap my legs if you
can't even move to run after me huh? Old Hag! Oh it’s your show. Why in the hell
do you get your own show, you don’t live up to no REAL chat shows. I’d much
rather watch Merry Bringer than watch your pathetic programme. You know once I
become Heavyweight champion, and gain some power around here I’ll see to it
that the Mrs M show begins to fall to bits, and it will happen Old Hag!
“As for the nicknames, the names are
perfectly apt thank you very much, I mean have you seen my ‘Human Miracle’? NO
and you never will, cause you aint my type, I don't do stupid dumbass old hags
like you. And I’ve seen how you look at me Mrs M, but Mrs M your an old hag and
never getting of my piece of meat! In fact you so ugly that I not surprised
that every TV you appeared on smashed! And ‘Perfectionist’ is an old nickname
of mine back when I was young ‘cos I truly was the perfectionist I had to do
everything perfect, and it’s paid off look where I am now, compared to your
son’s lazy carcass, who's probably somewhere miles away in a retirement home,
where you should be!”
Mrs. M, says nothing but looks at the fans
momentarily… Then merely gives a nod to her security guards. The four big men
stride up to Pimp, and manhandle him. He ends up lifted off his feet, being
carried out as his expletives are bleeped out. Mrs. M smiles triumphantly.
Mrs. M:
“Never have I been so insulted! He’ll get
what he deserves one day, I sure. I’d just like to apologise for all the
complete and utter lies that Pimp Bizkit told today. I know you’ll all join me
in a huge boo to show Pimp what we think of him!”
The crowd at the show oblige Mrs. M with a
boo for Pimp that’d make a pantomime villain have a heart attack.
Mrs. M:
“And I sure you all want to know how Sho is.
Well I can quickly tell you before we run out of time. He happily touring India
at moment, furthering his yoga. He send his best wishes to all GZW fans, and
asks for you to cheer all the other good guys in his absence!
“And that all we got time for this week on Mrs. M show. You no forget to tune in next week when as usual, I have very special guests. Before I go, I got time for usual reminder for you to read Mrs. M’s recipe column in GZW Hotwire Magazine! You like Chinese and Hong Kong cookery? You no be disappointed with my recipes! You no take any notice of Pimp, if it not got tomato ketchup all over it, he no understand! Unlike him, all you fans out there got taste!
“That just leaves me to say a big thank you go out to Mirage and huge poo off to Pimp Bizkit! So until next time, thanks for watching and look after yourselves or I slap your legs!”
***
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***
---Backstage---
Nathaniel Davis is just arriving to his dressing room. He throws his bag onto the couch and walks over to the mirror staring at himself in it. He rubs his face.
Davis: This could be it, Nathaniel, the last match of my career. Did I open myself to soon?
A knock at the door tears the Entertainment Franchise from the mirror.
Davis: C’mon.
The door cracks opens and Anastasia sticks her head in.
Anastasia: You decent Champ?
Davis nods his head and looks back in the mirror. The PeaceKeeper advisor enters the room.
Anastasia: Tonight’s the night, Nathaniel. You sure you want to go through with this?
Davis: Too late to back out now, Anastasia. I wouldn’t if I could anyway. I have to teach Maxx Pain that honor and respect means more than personal spotlight and glory. (Davis lifts his fist to his face) The only way Maxx Pain understands.
***
---Fatal Four Way Match: Bane vs. Chris Sharp vs. “Arabian Sun” Mirage vs. “Bad Attitude” Eclipse---
Pike: Up next on Tuesday Crimson will be a fourway match between several exciting GZW superstars!
Hunt: I always love foursomes! You get better variety that way! You know, a blonde, a redhead, a brunette...
“Desert Rose” by Sting starts up signaling the arrival of the “Arabian Sun”, Mirage. He makes his way down the rampway as the fans boo for the anti-everything wrestler. A fan's sign reads, "Mirage, collecting a paycheck for nothing!"
Pike: It’s been far and in-between since we have heard anything from Mirage on GZW television!
Hunt: He still works here? I thought he went back to Saudi Arabia!
Pike: Well he was just a guest on Mrs. M’s Show!
Out next to “I’m A Dog” by Kid Rock is Justin Sharp’s father, Chris Sharp along with Holly Fortune. The two make their way down to the ring as the fans are on their feet. A fan, wearing a Pride t-shirt, poster states, “I think Chris Sharp is an old fart but Holly Fortune is FINE!!!”
Pike: The father of Justin Sharp making his GZW debut tonight! In two weeks, Mr. Sharp faces off against his own son in a Sharp Lock match!
Next out is the over seven foot giant newcomer known as Bane to the tune of “Comin’ To Town” by Cirkuz. The white face painted newcomer takes big strides down the rampway intent on getting to the ring.
Pike: Cracker Jack, Bane’s “father” is inconspicuously absent from Bane’s side!
Hunt: We saw Cracker Jack at the top of the show talking to Seth Richards, head of WMCB Inc!
“Who We Be” by DMX plays but instead of WMCB member “Bad Attitude” Eclipse at the entranceway it is the LightHeavyweight Champion and Pride member Justin Sharp. The Fightingest LH Champion is greeted with a barrage of boo’s from the crowd.
Pike: What in the hell is he doing out here?
Hunt: Looks as if he will be taking Eclipse’s place!
Pike: We might get to see the Sharp versus Sharp match up two weeks early!
Each of the four combatants stand at the four corners of the ring, awaiting the sound of the bell. Mirage with his eyes locked on the LH Champ Justin, Chris staring down Bane, Bane back at Chris, and Eclipse leaning against the turnbuckle, arms crossed, looking at no-one in particular. Ref Sonny Bright signals for the bell.
Pike: Here we go!
Chris bolts for Bane as giant charges back at him. Mirage runs towards Justin but slows down, as the LH Champ remains stuck to the turnbuckle, casually leaning against it. Bane tries to grab at Chris, but the smaller agile Chris Sharp slides under the big man, stands behind him, and gives Bane a short dropkick to his ass, forcing the man to run into the ropes. Mirage, annoyed at Justin’s lack of concern of the match yells at him and gestures to get it on. Justin looks over at the angered Mirage and acknowledges his challenge, and steps away from the turnbuckle.
Hunt: Look out Mirage; you just got The Man’s attention!
Mirage and Justin lock up as Chris charges at Bane. Justin drives his knee into Mirage’s gut, and throws him into the turnbuckle. Chris grabs Bane off the ropes and sends him the other way. Justin begins to pummel Mirage into the turnbuckle with right hands and knee blows. Chris bounces off the ropes and jumps at the returning Bane with a cross body attack but Bane catches the Elder Sharp in mid air. Justin stops his attack on Mirage and looks at Bane who is holding Chris up. Justin nods at Bane just as Mirage plants his foot into Justin’s gut.
Pike: Justin Sharp put his focus elsewhere and Mirage made him pay!
Hunt: What the heck is Bane doing?
Bane falls to his back, gripping Chris Sharp on top of him. Ref Bright seems a bit puzzled at this action, but begins to count. Justin and Mirage wrestle each other out of the ring.
1…
Pike: "What is Bane doing?!?!? He’s giving this match to Chris Sharp?!"
2…
Hunt: You’re asking about the actions of someone who calls himself the God of Pain?
3!!!!
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Bane just gave the match to Chris Sharp! What the hell is going on here!? Justin Sharp has something to do with this, I can smell it!"
Justin gets back into the ring as the bell rings, runs over to his father, and throws him out of the ring towards the entrance ramp. Holly meets Chris out there. Chris gets up and looks at the two men in the ring, Justin and Bane. Justin helps Bane up and raises his arms. Chris begins to walk backwards up the ramp in confusion, glaring at the ring.
Hunt: Looks like Justin has this whole thing planned!
Pike: Yeah, looks like another great matchup ruined by Justin’s alternative motives. I hate that man!
Hunt: Ain’t he great?
Mirage gets into the ring and walks up to Justin, grabs his arm, spins him around, shoves his chest, and demands an explanation to what happened. Instead of indulging Mirage’s demanding curiosity for an explanation, Bane levels him with a hard clothesline. Justin and Bane lift Mirage up. Chris starts to go towards the ring, but Holly holds him back. Bane puts both his hands around Mirage’s neck. He lifts Mirage up and slams the back of his head down hard on the mat with a...
Pike: DID YOU SEE THAT?! That was a Chaos Bomb (sitdown double handed chokeslam)!
Bane reaches up to his face and smears the white face paint off. Under the paint is the face of…
Pike: Tha-That’s Maxx Pain! What has Justin Sharp been up to! What’s going on?
Hunt: If that’s Pain, then where the hell is Bane?
As if on cue, three men run out from the back. The three men are Adam Cage, Bane, and Cracker Jack. Before Chris and Holly can turn around to see the oncoming men, Bane levels him with a double axe handle to the back of Chris’ head as Cage grabs Holly in a full nelson. Bane picks Chris up and begins to toss the man towards the ring as Cracker Jack smiles with an evil glee.
Pike: Bane is aligned with Pride? NO! This can’t be happening!
Hunt: This is unbelievably wonderful!
Bane rolls Chris into the ring. Justin and Maxx continue to pound down on Mirage. The crowd fills the Coliseum with boo’s. Cage holds Holly in the full nelson, but she is putting up a struggle. To stop her squirming, Cage rams her forehead into the ring post, and the fiery female falls limp into Cage’s hold.
Pike: This is wrong these guys have no conscience! Pride is only doing this, as they know the Director of All Wrestling Operations Kandi Fortune is not here tonight!
Hunt: Looks like Pride is finally getting their revenge!
Cage tosses the unconscious Holly into the ring. Justin calls for a mic. Maxx puts Mirage into the Pain Game (sharpshooter), Bane stomps his foot into Chris’ chest, and Cage drags Holly to the center of the ring.
Justin: Now. When I said I had all angles covered, I was not lying. Today marks a new day for Pride. But you can’t move on without tying up loose ends. Mirage, you thought you knew Pride, how Pride thinks, and Pride’s ring actions. But you haven’t done your homework; you obviously had no idea what Pride is capable of. Now you experience it first hand. Bane, my new friend, welcome to Pride. Ahh father you sorry sap. You should have known. This is nothing new to you old man. You think I was going to just forget the concussion this little bitch laying here gave me yesterday? I don’t think so. Stand her up!
Cage stands Holly to her feet and holds her up so she doesn’t fall. Justin walks up to her and lightly slaps her face to wake her up. Holly starts to come to and when she does has a grimacing look of pain on her face.
Justin: Hey, Holly, look this way. Aww does your head hurt? I’m truly sorry about that. Sorry that it wasn’t caused at my hands. But of course I’ll make up for it.
Just then, Justin tightens his fist and flattens Holly with a right hand to her cranium that causes her to spit blood as she turns and falls knocked out yet again.
Justin: (kneeling down over Chris) Two weeks old man. Two weeks. We are done here.
Maxx releases Mirage from his sharpshooter submission, lifts the Arabian Sun up and drops him into the Career Ender (high angle powerbomb). Bane kicks Chris one more time in the face. The five men leave the ring and the three victims and walk up the ramp in unison, to the crowd’s great displeasure.
Pike: CAN WE GET SOME HELP DOWN HERE!!!!!
---Commercial---
A
skullhead is flaming as Goo Goo Dolls "I just want you to know who i
am" plays.
"I
dont want to world to see me. Because i dont think that they'd
understand."
"When everythings ment to be broken, I just want you to know who i
am"
It
cuts to Chains standing in the house pounding on GoldenEye. Then holding the
extreme title. It then goes to him standing with Kid Kaos. Then to him standing
on the turnbuckle.
"And
you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
And you bleed just to know you're alive"
It
cuts to Chains getting hit with a chair in the house. It then goes to various
sequences of him bleeding. It then goes to Prey hitting him with various
weapons. Then to him going crashing through the love mobile.
"And
I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am"
The instruments keep playing as Videos of Chains breaking mirrors and
holding his face in his hands are shown.
Drums start playing in the middle as the song changes to goo goo dolls
"Sympathy"
Stranger
than your sympathy
And this is my apology
I'm killing myself from the inside out
And all my fears have pushed you out
And I wished for things that I don't need
(All I wanted)
And what I chase won't set me free
(It's all I wanted)
And I get scared but I'm not crawling on my knees
Oh, yeah
Everything's all wrong here
Everything's all wrong here
Where the hell did I think I was?
It then goes to Chains being assaulted by Outlaw Wales. Then to Eric Montair
holding the Extreme Title over him.
Then to him ripping apart Hotwire. Then to him shaking his head and tearing
apart posters and breaking wooden chairs in his room.
And
stranger than your sympathy
Take these things so I don't feel
I'm killing myself from the inside out
And now my head's been filled with doubt
Well, it's hard to lead the life you choose
(All I wanted)
And all your luck's run out on you
(All I wanted)
And you can't see when all your dreams are coming true
Oh, yeah
It's easy to forget, yeah
And you choke on the regrets, yeah
Who the hell did I think I was?
It
then goes to fans booing him and throwing trashcans at him. Then to him sitting
alone with no autographs to sign at the session. Then at Mrs M's with Mrs M
looking at him in disgust. It then goes to Maxx Pain beating him with help from
Adam Cage.
And
stranger than your sympathy
And all these thoughts you stole from me
And I'm not sure where I belong
Nowhere's home and I'm all wrong
And I was in love with things I tried to make-believe I was
And I wouldn't be the one to kneel before the dreams I wanted
And all the talk, and all the lies
Were all the empty things disguised as me
Ooh, yeah
It
then goes to him being assaulted backstage by pride. Then to him sprawled with
blood in the ring.
It then finally closes off to him on his knees looking unhappy. As the flaming
skull head re appears and all the wire finishes.
Big
Bold Letters say.
Chains.
The Angel Of Darkness. The man lost in his own mind.
**endorsement paid for by Friends of Chains**
***
---“Where’s The Party”---
Pike: The producers tell us we have some cameras outside the Coliseum where there is some disturbance. Let's check it out!
Outside the GZW Coliseum, their sorority girlfriends Heather and Linsey, and most importantly, their keg of beer accompany the tag team known as the College Crew, Brent Wellington III and Rick Samson. They hang a large banner for their frat, Suc Mi Phi.
Rick: So this is where the party is at, eh Bee-Dubya?
BW3: Killer party, dude. Check out all the people! We got the beer. It's time to party! Ooooowwwww!!!!!
Security guard approaches the College Crew. "Excuse me, but you guys can't just camp out here and drink your beer."
BW3: But we are from the frat of Suc Mi Phi. We are here for Tuesday Crimson, the flagship show of the GZW man! We've got enough beer for everyone! Ooooowwwww!!!
Security guard: Listen here. I don't care who's pie you are here to suck, but you either move your party and alcohol somewhere else or you will spend the night in jail where I am sure there is someone in a cell waiting to suck you. So gather up your stuff and get out of here!
Samson: Oh snap. He told your ass dawg!!!
BW3: Shut up!
BW3 and Samson start to engage in some shoving.
Heather: Don't worry boys. We can head back to the frat house. We still got the beer.
BW3 and Samson: Beer? OOOOWWWW!!!
Pike: My god, so this is the future of America.
***
---The Brother}{ood vs. Endangered Species---
Pike: We have are going to have a rock’em sock’em tag team match here tonight between two teams on a collision course. We have the young BrotherHood, Chains and Kid Kaos, and then we have former GZW Tag Team Champions the arrogant Endangered Species, Elijah Threatt and Joseph “Lost Soul” Synger!
Hunt: Well, Donutboy, it isn't arrogance if you can back it up. Endangered Species can definitely back it up!
“Danger” by Mystical blares as ES comes to the ring to a chorus of boos. Synger has a disgusted look on his face as Threatt holds his nose high in the air, ignoring the crowd.
The BrotherHood comes out and the crowd pops with a mixed reaction. Kid Kaos slaps hands with the fans as Chains points to ES in the ring.
Hunt: How is it these mindless cattle cheer for Kid Kaos but boo for Chains? They both suck in my book!
The match starts as Chains and Threatt start out for their respective teams. Threatt takes down the smaller Chains with classic Greco Roman wrestling maneuver. Threatt then takes down Chains with a fireman's carry. Threatt taunts with his muscular pose. Chains gets right back up and unloads rights and lefts on Threatt.
Pike: Elijah Threatt is reeling!
Chains whips Threatt to the ropes and tries to scoop Threatt for a slam. But Threatt floats over and gets behind him. Threatt goes for a waist lock, but Chains gets out with a back elbow to the head. Chains turns around and hits a huge belly-to-belly suplex. Chains mocks Threatt with a pose of his own. Huge pop from the crowd. Chains drags Threatt over to the corner and tags in Kaos. They whip Threatt to the rope. Kaos executes a drop toehold causing Threatt to fall face first into Chains’ knee. Chants of “BrotherHood” start up.
Pike: Excellent tag team moves from The BrotherHood!
Kaos hits a swinging neckbreaker on Threatt. He goes for a cover, but only gets two. Kaos whips Threatt to the ropes. Synger tags Threatt back, making him the legal man. Threatt ducks Kaos’ clothesline. Kaos turns around facing Threatt, not noticing Synger behind him. Synger big boots Kaos from behind, knocking him into Threatt’s waiting arms. Threatt executes a T-bone suplex.
Pike: What teamwork by Endangered Species!
Hunt: Tag team excellence baby!
Joseph Synger rocks Kid Kaos’ head with strong forearm smashes. Synger hits a snap suplex. He looks to the crowd as they give him major heel heat. Synger whips Kaos to the ropes. Kaos ducks a clothesline, but Synger gets behind him and hits a release German suplex.
Pike: Wow! What a well-executed move!
Hunt: Just cause it’s from Joseph Synger you’re surprised!
Synger tags in Threatt. They execute a double Russian leg sweep.
Pike: There is no doubting that Endangered Species are an able tag team!
Threatt picks up Kaos and hits a sitdown powerbomb. The pin.
1…2…
Pike: Kick out by “Rizing Star” Kid Kaos!
Threatt gets over to Chains’ corner and spits at him. Chains gets in the ring, wanting a piece of Threatt, but Ref Donald Fey stops him. With Ref Fey distracted, Threatt sets up Kaos in a piledriver position as Synger comes of the top for a devastating spike piledriver. Threatt goes for the cover, but Chains runs in to break it up. Threatt tags in Synger. They whip Kaos to the ropes. Threatt drops down. Kaos hops over. Synger picks him up and drops him throat first on the top rope. Kaos stumbles backward. Threatt picks him up and drops him in an atomic drop. Synger blasts him with a clothesline. Synger goes for a cover.
Pike: Could be over here!
But Chains comes in and drops an elbow drop on Synger to break up the count. Ref Fey escorts Chains backs to the corner. Threatt comes in for the double team. They both whip Kaos to the ropes. ES tries to elevate Kaos with a double back body drop, but Kaos hops over both of them. Kaos takes down Threatt with a spinning heel kick. Kaos hiptosses Synger and makes it to the corner to make the hot tag to Chains.
Pike: Here comes Chains!
Hunt: You are the weakest link!
Chains knocks down Synger with a clothesline and tosses Threatt over the top rope. Chains lifts Synger and drops him with a fisherman DDT.
Pike: Chains isn’t looking like the weakest link here!
Chains drops a legdrop onto Synger's groin. Synger writhes in pain on the ground. Chains lifts up Synger and he tags in Kid Kaos. Chains drops him with a cradle suplex. Kaos slingshots himself from the apron and drops a leg drop on Synger's neck. Kaos lifts up Synger and hits his…
Pike: K Buster (vertabreaker)!
Kaos holds him for the pin, but Threatt comes flying into the ring with a flying elbow to break up the count. Kaos picks Synger back up in a suplex and drops him on his gut on the top rope, hanging Synger there. Chains tags in. He gets on the top turnbuckle and drops an elbow to the back of Synger's head. Chains lifts Synger in an inverted fireman's carry, setting him up for the Destined to Hell backbreaker. But Synger slips out of it. The Lost Soul rakes the eyes of Chains. He whips Chains to the ropes where Threatt on the apron lands a stiff kick to the back. Synger charges in with a clothesline, knocking Chains over the top rope.
Pike: Endangered Species has really got their tag teaming down tonight!
Hunt: They are the prototypical tag team of the future Donutboy!
Kaos comes into the ring, but Ref Fey tries to get him out. Meanwhile Threatt works on Chains out on the Coliseum floor, smashing his face into the ringpost. Threatt rolls Chains back into the ring. Synger tags Threatt. Synger holds Chains up in a suplex position. Threatt goes up top and takes Chains down with a flying cross body. Threatt goes for the pin.
1…2…
Pike: Kick out by Chains!
Threatt can't believe what he perceives to be a slow count. He argues with Ref Fey. Chains gets back up and from behind, drops Threatt with a reverse DDT. Chains makes the tag to Kaos. Kid Kaos comes in with a kick to the gut of Elijah Threatt. Kaos nails a jawbreaker. Kaos picks him up and drops him with a side slam.
Pike: Kid Kaos is going to the top turnbuckle!!
Kaos measures his opponent and drops a flying knee drop to the head of Threatt. Kaos lifts Threatt and hits the
Pike: Kaoitic Krusher!
The cover.
1…2…
Pike: Prey of the StormRiders has made it down to ringside and pulled Ref Fey out of the ring!
Kaos, seeing the BrotherHood’s archrival on the outside, runs over to him. Kaos grabs the top rope and slingshots himself over the top rope, taking out Prey with a cross body splash. Meanwhile, Chains gets in the ring working on Threatt. Prey and Kaos start to fight on the Coliseum floor. Ref Fey tries to get them in the ring. Kaos goes to clothesline Prey, but he ducks. Kaos ends up clotheslining Ref Fey instead.
Hunt: Disqualify him! He hit the ref!
Pike: That was an accident and you know it! Prey shouldn’t be out here anyway!
While Kaos stands over fallen Ref Fey, Prey grabs Kaos’ head and drives him face first onto the steel guardrail. Prey grabs a chair and gets in the ring. Chains is punching away on Threatt when Prey comes in and bashes Chains over the head with the chair. Prey sets the chair on the ground. Threatt lifts up Chains in a crucifix onto his back and drops Chains back of the neck first, the move he calls the…
Pike: CODE RED ONTO THE CHAIR!!
Synger revives Ref Fey while Prey slides out the ring.
Hunt: See what an outstanding young man Joseph Synger is. He is helping out Ref Fey!
Pike: (sarcastically) What a perfect boy scout.
Ref Fey makes it into the ring. Kaos tries to get up, but Synger sends him back down with a chair shot. Ref Fey makes the count.
1…2…
Pike: Three! Endangered Species wins the match! The BrotherHood were robbed!
Hunt: It is all about getting your hand raised Donutboy! Look at Endangered Species, tag team excellence personified!!
ES celebrates in the ring as the fans boo them unmercifully. Kid Kaos gets in the ring with the chair. ES gets out of the ring in a hurry.
---Backstage with
Weston Bentley---
Senior Interviewer Weston Bentley is backstage standing outside the dressing room of Symon.
Bentley: I am here backstage with Symon. Any pre-match thoughts before you step into the ring with the LightHeavyweight Champion Justin Sharp?
Symon: Truly Dull, you know as well as all these cowboys in this state know that Symon could beat you in a matter of seconds. Symon is the best athlete in this pathetic company. The best bar none, Truly Dull.
Symon walks off down the hall.
***
---Peace
Offering?---
Jessica Wuchie is sat in an office at GZW,
looking at her watch impatiently. She is dressed in a rather sexy and revealing
little black dress, and appears to have spent a long time making herself up.
There is a knock on the door...
Jess:
“Come in!”
A rather coy, and embarrassed Siu Ann Wong
pokes her head around the door. Jess looks up expectantly, and looks shocked to
see Siu Ann.
Jess:
“Siu Ann Wong?! You’re not Justin!”
Siu Ann:
“Um… no!”
Jess:
“What do YOU want? Come here to make
trouble?”
Siu Ann sidles into the room with a
gift-wrapped box.
Siu Ann:
“I want to make friends! This silly feud
between Jackie and Albert has gone far too far! If you and I can make friends,
then maybe Jackie and Albert will see sense and let bygones be bygones after
the match at Fallout: Zero Hour?”
Jess:
“Well I have to admit, the whole ‘see how
many people I can get on my side’ thing is somewhat childish!”
Siu Ann:
“I’ve bought you a present… a peace offering
I guess.”
Siu Ann hands the box to Jess. Jess thanks
her and opens it, and pulls out a handmade Chinese lantern/ lampshade. It’s
beige in colour with a Chinese symbol on it. There is black cotton to suspend
it, and red cotton tassels hanging form each corner.
Siu Ann:
“I made it myself! The symbol on it means
‘peace’!”
Jess holds up the lantern and looks at it
critically, turning up her nose. Without taking the sneer off her face, she
addresses Siu Ann.
Jess:
“It’s pretty crappy, isn’t it?”
Siu Ann looks very upset, and runs out of the
room in tears. As Siu Ann leaves, Jess’ expression changes from cruelty to
something resembling remorse. She hurries to the door and looks in the
corridor, and looks around, but Siu Ann is gone. She looks rather guilty as she
goes back into the room, and actually hangs up the lantern as the scene fades.
***
---Derek “Battlecry” Ashton vs. “Human Miracle” Pimp Bizkit---
Pike: The next match will have Derek “Battlecry” Ashton facing his Pimp Bizkit. Pimp better watch out because Battlecry is determined to score a singles victory over Pimp!
Hunt: What is Battlecry’s obsession with Pimp anyway?
“Ya Don’t See The Signs” plays as Pimp comes out to the ring accompanied by a Lady of Leisure. Pimp holds his cane in hand as he makes his way down the rampway. Fans boo and jeer the self-proclaimed “Human Miracle”. Running down the rampway right on the heels of Pimp is Derek Ashton. BC charges at Pimp in the ring, who is just taking off his ring entrance attire.
Hunt: That low class Battlecry can't wait for the match to start! Rude!
BC with a flurry of right hands to the head. Irish whip by BC, reversed by Pimp. BC comes off the ropes. Pimp with a hiptoss, but BC blocks it and takes down Pimp with a hiptoss of his own. The fans pop. Pimp gets up slowly, glaring at the Pendragon Society knight.
Pike: Battlecry with the superior technical skill!
Hunt: Hey, Pimp ain’t no slouch in the ring himself!
Pimp gets up slowly, dusting himself off as BC stands waiting. Both men lock up. BC gains the upper hand coming out of the tie up with a standing armbar. BC cranks on the arm of Pimp, also pulling down on it, trying to dislocate it.
Pike: Derek Ashton’s knowledge of holds is unsurpassed for an amateur. He can pick out a body part and systematically dismantle an opponent!
BC with several elbows to the arm. BC with an armdrag on Pimp, followed up with knees to the arm. BC lifts Pimp up to his feet. Irish whip by BC. The Fast and Furious member drops his head for a back body drop. Kick to the chest by Pimp. Pimp goes for a clothesline. But BC counters with a dragon screw arm whip.
Pike: What a counter!
BC lifts up Pimp, applying an armbar. The son of John Profit drops to his knees and nails BC with a lowblow, unseen by Ref Paulie Newman.
Pike: What a cheap shot by Pimp!
Hunt: Don’t hate the player!
With the newfound advantage, Pimp with several stinging right hands. Snap suplex by Pimp. BC clutches his back in pain. Pimp lifts up BC, driving a series of hammering forearms to the lower back. The longest reigning IC Champion in GZW history then shoves his opponent into the corner and proceeds to stomp a proverbial mudhole in him. Pimp stomps away, driving BC into a seated position in the corner. Pimp then puts the sole of his boot across the neck.
Pike: Pimp can seem like a cold and calculating man, but there are times when he shows his vicious side!
Hunt: He’s thinking about what he’s going to do to Billy Bond once he gets his hands on him!
Ref Newman finally gets in there and calls for a break. Pimp lifts BC back up to his feet. Irish whip to the opposite corner by Pimp. As BC makes it to the corner, he hops onto the middle turnbuckle and springs back with a back elbow, nailing a charging Pimp in the mouth.
Pike: What a move by the former high school gym teacher!
BC lifts Pimp back up to his feet. BC with several knife-edge chops to the chest. Irish whip by BC reversed by Pimp. BC comes off the ropes. Pimp catches him and drops him across his knee with a tiltawhirl backbreaker.
Hunt: Say what you will about Pimp Bizkit, but he is one damn great wrestler!
Pike: I have to agree with you there, Hunt. No one can discredit the ability of Pimp!
Pimp lifts BC up to his feet and tosses him over the top rope and onto the floor. As Ref Newman admonishes Pimp, his faithful Lady of Leisure nails BC in the back with Pimp's cane.
Pike: Come on! Pimp is such a great wrestler, why does he have to use tactics like these?
Hunt He knows that it has been this Lady of Leisure’s life long dream to be a wrestler. Pimp is just giving her a chance to see some action!
As BC is slowly getting up off the floor, Pimp stands on the top turnbuckle. Pimp comes down hard with a double axhandle blow to the top of the head. BC drops to the floor like a ton of bricks. Pimp lifts BC up and yells at the fans at ringside. Pimp slams BC's face into the steel barricade.
Pike: Battlecry is busted open after that!
Pimp lifts up BC and whips him toward the steel steps, except BC reverses, sending Pimp into the steel steps. Pimp hits the steel steps with his knees and ends up flipping over the steps. He lies on the floor clutching his knee.
Hunt: Pimp's hurt! Oh no!
Pike: I don't think he's going to get much sympathy from Battlecry!
BC stalks the fallen Pimp on the floor. He lays the boots to the former IC Champ. BC then lifts up Pimp and slams his head into the announcing table.
Hunt: Eek! Get away!
BC lifts up Pimp rolls him back into the ring. BC gets on the apron. Pimp gets up slowly to his feet. BC nails him with a springboard missile dropkick from the apron. The fans are going crazy. BC lifts up Pimp by the hair. BC hooks Pimp and drives the back of his head into the mat with a Russian leg sweep.
Pike: Battlecry is on fire! He's going up to the top rope!
As BC climbs up to the top rope, the Lady of Leisure gets on the apron to distract Ref Newman. BC's attention is turned to the Lady of Leisure. This buys time for Pimp to get up to his feet. Pimp lunges to the ropes, shaking them and causing BC to lose his balance. BC falls and gets crotched on the top turnbuckle.
Pike: Ouch!
With BC sitting on the turnbuckle, Pimp climbs up as well, readying for a superplex. Ref Newman is still distracted with the Lady of Leisure on the apron. Pimp lifts BC with a superplex, but in midair, BC shifts his weight and ends up landing on top of Pimp in a pinning position. But Ref Newman is still distracted by the Lady of Leisure.
Pike: Come on ref! Make the count! The Lady of Leisure is holding onto Ref Newman!
Hunt: The Lady of Leisure just wants to give him a hug! She's very warm and caring, you know!
The crowd counts along with BC as he pounds the mat. He has had enough. BC gets up and goes toward the ropes. BC pulls Ref Newman away from the Lady of Leisure. BC forcefully tells the Lady of Leisure to get off the apron or he will put her off. But Pimp gets up to his feet. He gets behind BC, hooks his waist and drops him with a release German suplex.
Pike: What a move by Pimp! He folded Battlecry like an accordion!
Pimp gets up slowly. He flashes the same smile that adorns the covers of wrestling magazines around the world, drawing the ire of the crowd. Pimp stomps away on BC on the mat. Pimp lifts up BC to his feet. A crisp double arm suplex by the Human Miracle. Pimp lifts BC up once again. Pimp lifts BC up and drops him on his head with a cradle piledriver.
Pike: Wowsers! What impact! Pimp with the cover...
1…2…
Pike: No! Battlecry somehow kicks out! Can you believe it?
Hunt: No I can't!
Pimp slams his hand down on the mat in anger. Pimp with a series of European uppercuts. Irish whip by Pimp. BC bounces off the ropes. Pimp elevates him with a back body drop, but BC lands on his feet. Pimp turns around only to get dropped with an explosive standing dropkick. The fans are going wild. BC lifts up Pimp. Irish whip by BC. Pimp comes off the ropes and gets planted with a huge spinebuster.
Pike: Battlecry with his second wind!
BC lifts up Pimp again. Irish whip by BC reversed by Pimp. As BC hits the ropes, the Lady of Leisure grabs his leg. BC turns to look at the lady who gets paid to service Pimp. Pimp charges at Ashton, but Derek with an inverted atomic drop, dropping Pimp on his "lower extremities".
Hunt and Pike: OUCH!!!
As Pimp stands stunned and clutching his "family jewels", BC levels him with a running clothesline. BC looks to the crowd and calls for a flying tornado DDT. BC gets on the apron. For emergency precautions, he lightly kicks the Lady of Leisure in to the ground. BC gets up on the top turnbuckle. Pimp slowly gets up to his feet. BC leaps at Pimp and hooks his head. But Pimp holds onto to BC in midair, turns and drops him down to the mat with a spinebuster.
Hunt: Absolutely brilliant counter by Pimp Bizkit!
Pimp gets up, dazed and fatigued. He lifts up BC to his feet. Pimp with right hands to the head. Irish whip by Pimp reversed by BC. Pimp comes off the ropes and ducks a clothesline. BC turns around only to get Playground Flares (right and left punches to the stomach and head). With BC stunned from the onslaught of punches, Pimp hooks BC’s head and arms in...
Pike: Final Choke (katahijima/Tazzmission)!
Hunt: YES!!!
BC has no choice but to tap out.
Pike: Battlecry has tapped out to Pimp’s Final Choke! Pimp Bizkit wins what was a grueling matchup!
---On the
Zero-tron---
[The tune... "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback.]
#Never made it as a wise man#
#I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'#
#Tired of livin' like a blind man#
#I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling#
#This is how you remind me#
Voice: You made sure I always felt like a spare wheel. An extra in your great scheme.
#This is how you remind me of what I really
am#
#This is how you remind me of what I really am#
Voice: You never took me seriously, and with every win, I was causing an upset.
#It's not like you to say sorry, I was waiting
on a different story#
#This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking#
#I've been wrong, I've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle#
#These five words in my head scream "are we havin' fun yet?"#
Voice: Yet you never stopped me. You couldn't. Because I loved this business and I still do.
#It's not like you didn't know that#
#I said I love you and I swear I still do#
#And it must have been so bad#
#Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you#
Voice: Yes, I walked away. But sometimes you have to let go of the things you love to increase the desire to have them.
#This is how you remind me of what I really
am#
#This is how you remind me of what I really am#
Voice: Yet my love for the business wasn't the only thing to grow. Your egos grew as well.
#It's not like you to say sorry, I was waiting
on a different story#
#This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking#
#I've been wrong, I've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle#
#These five words in my head scream "are we havin' fun yet?"#
Voice: You think you're a new generation? A better one? I've never seen that, and I don't think I ever will. Perhaps your egos need a check.
#Never made it as a wise man#
#I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'#
#This is how you remind me#
Voice: Perhaps it's time I stepped back from the shadows.
#This is how you remind me#
#This is how you remind me of what I really am#
#This is how you remind me of what I really am#
Voice: Maybe what this place needs is a reminder of its roots.
#It's not like you to say sorry, I was waiting
on a different story#
#This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking#
#I've been wrong, I've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle#
#These five words in my head scream "are we havin' fun yet?"#
Voice: Perhaps what you need is to be reminded of what this business is really about.
[As the tune fades, a black silhouette of a man appears on a bright yellow background.]
Voice: And I will remind you all...soon. The Zero Hero approaches.
[The scene fades.]
***
---Television Championship Match: Last Man Standing
Match: Nathaniel “CareerMaker” Davis vs. “Dream Stealer” Maxx Pain---
Jessica: The match that has made GZW famous, is about
to take place yet again! Last man
standing, TV Title on the line, and two men eager to destroy each other!
Albert: Much awaited match, and now it all come down
to this. Who is better man, who will
walk out of here tonight with TV Championship and pride of beating their
nemesis.
Jessica: These fans are ready, I am ready, and so are
our competitors!
“Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and The Destroyers blasts
through the PA system as the fans go wild.
Everyone is on their feet, cheering for the major favorite in the match. Nathaniel Davis comes out onto the
entranceway. The reaction gets bigger
as his loyal fans see him. Nathaniel
begins his journey down to the ring, giving the close fans a few handshakes and
high fives. Nate reaches the ring and
quickly gets inside. He says a few
words to the female referee Jasmine Kuraki while his music fades.
Albert: What great addition he is to GZW!
Jessica: Yeah, too bad it all ends tonight when Maxx Pain beats Nathaniel into submission and sends him into retirement.
“Stupify” by Disturbed kicks in, but seems to be drowned out by the fans enormous heel reaction. Maxx Pain steps into view at the top of the ramp, TV Championship wrapped around his waist. The current champ walks down the ramp, looking as confident as he can.
Jessica: Look at him! He’s not even worried.
Albert: Nathaniel Davis should no be underestimated by Pain.
Jessica: Why not? Maxx has nothing to worry about. Nate is old news and needs to be thrown out! Just like Siu Ann!
Nathaniel is taunting Maxx to get into the ring. Maxx looks on, trying to find a safe way in. He tries to slide in, but Nate goes for the attack. Maxx quickly slides back out. He yells at Jasmine to keep him back. She does so as Maxx gets into the ring. Jasmine grabs the title from Maxx and raises it into the air. She hands the title to the timekeeper, then calls for the bell.
DING, DING, DING!
Maxx and Nathaniel circle the ring, raising their arms into the air, ready to lock up. They dive at each other and lock up. Maxx slides behind Nathaniel and places him in a hammerlock. Nate reverses and gets behind Maxx, applying the same hammerlock. Maxx gets out of the hold then grabs Nate in an armdrag and tosses him to the mat. Nate is quick to his feet. Maxx runs at him and takes him down with a shoulder block. Maxx goes for the elbow drop, but Nate moves out of the way. Both men are quick to their feet. Nate takes the advantage as he ducks an attempted clothesline by Pain, then slams him into the mat with a neckbreaker.
Jessica: Nice move by Nathaniel, but not good enough.
Albert: Again, last man standing match folks. Fall count everywhere and no submissions, pins, or DQ! Everything legal, as long as you keep opponent down for ten count.
Nathaniel Davis slides onto Maxx Pain after the neckbreaker and starts to pummel him with punches of fury. Maxx kicks his legs, trying to escape. Maxx finally forces his way out, sending Nate off of him. Maxx gets to his knees and checks the corner of his mouth for bleeding. He sees a little bit of blood, but spits it out. Nate is on his game, going for a dropkick on the now risen Maxx. Pain sidesteps it though as Nate falls on his side. Maxx forces Nate up and sends him into the closest turnbuckle, quickly pounding him with clubbed fists. Pain then sends him across the ring into the other turnbuckle. He quickly follows behind. Maxx goes for the body splash, but Nate sends his legs up and crashing into Maxx’s face.
Jessica: Maxx Pain feeling the effects of that one. Nate quickly capitalizes with a kick to the gut and a short arm clothesline!
Albert: Nicely executed. Nate pick Maxx up by hair and toss him out of ring. Uh oh, I sense trouble.
Jessica: YES! And the match REALLY begins!
Maxx crawls around at ringside and props himself on the commentating table. Nate jumps out to ringside and goes for the attack, but Maxx grabs Albert’s bottled water and sprays the clear liquid into his face. Maxx swiftly lays a few uppercuts to send Nate reeling back. Maxx grabs Nathaniel by the arm and sends him across ringside, colliding into the steel steps. Maxx predictably goes for a steel chair sat on by the timekeeper. He rushes towards Nate who is slowly getting back to his feet. Nathaniel is up and Maxx swings the chair. BAM! Nate ducks and the chair strikes with the steel post!
Albert: WOW! Nate move out of way at nick of time.
Jessica: And he comes from behind Maxx, drilling his forearm into his back. Pain arches his back and turns to Nathaniel Davis. Nate swipes the chair from Maxx and rams it into Maxx’s gut! He raises the chair for the kill, but Maxx kicks his leg right between Nate’s legs! OH MY!
Nate crouches down in pain of the low blow. Maxx picks his chair back up after Nathaniel dropped it. Maxx brings the chair above his head and crashes it down over Nate’s back! Nate screams as Maxx smacks the chair across Nate’s back a few more time. Maxx demands Jasmine to count.
One…
Two…
Three…
Four…
Five…
Six…
Nate gets to one knee!
Seven…
Eight…
Nate is up, but not for long as Maxx aims and connects with a big boot!
Jessica: Holy hell! Maxx Pain trying to end this match early,
Albert: Nate no give up though. I see in eyes he want to win match badly and beat Maxx.
One…
Two…
Three…
Four…
Nathaniel is now on all fours, trying to get a breather.
Five…
Six…
Maxx grins and quickly kicks Nate right in the ribs. Nate rolls around ringside, grasping his now hurting ribs. Maxx picks Nate up and leads him all the way around ringside and by the ramp. From there he sends him face first into the nearby guardrail. The fans pat the two competitors as they are close enough. Pain lifts Nathaniel into the ring, and then sends him throat first into the railing. Nate drops to the thin matting outside, coughing and breathing heavily for air.
Albert: Maxx just handling Nate!
Jessica: And look at this. He is rolling Nate up the ramp.
Maxx gets Nate to the top of the ramp. Nate looks to be weakening while Maxx walks behind the stage curtain. Nate is regaining his senses and slowly begins to stir around. Maxx comes back out with a can full of weapons. He takes out a long kendo stick and aims it at Nate. Nate gets to his feet, trying to keep his balance. Maxx goes to strike him down, but Nate moves out of the way. Maxx turns around as Nate begins to hit him with punches. Maxx wobbles around but is quickly taken down by a dropkick from Nathaniel. Maxx is up in a jiffy though and charges at Nate. Nathaniel sees the coming Maxx, then jumps off the ground and takes him down with a Lou Thesz Press followed by punches.
Jessica: Box Office by Nathaniel, right on that steel staging!
Albert: He take advantage of match with that move. Now hard part is keeping Maxx down.
Nate gets off of Maxx and heads to the weapons brought out by his opponent. He finds a nice steel rod and walks to Maxx. Maxx is in the process of getting back up. Nate looks around and listens to the fans cheering him on. Nathaniel Davis suddenly cracks the steel rod right into Maxx’s stomach. Max goes down on his knees, but onto the be struck over the head with the weapon by Nate. Jasmine starts to count.
One…
Two…
Three…
Four…
Five…
Maxx stirs around.
Six…
Seven…
Eight…
Jasmine stops the count as Maxx is now on his feet, and a little woozy.
Albert: I surprised Maxx get up after that one. The shot he took to head look painful.
Jessica: Naw, Maxx can withstand anything this company throws at him.
Albert: Look like Nathaniel Davis go for Sold Out (superkick)! NO, Maxx grab foot, spin him around, grab him around waist, and send him over head with German suplex!
Jessica: DEAR GOD! The stage is dented with an imprint of the fallen Nathaniel Davis!
Jasmine begins to count the two men out.
One…
Two…
Three…
Four…
Maxx is on one knee, whereas Nate is still out of it.
Five…
Six…
Maxx is up.
Seven…
Eight…
Nine…
Te…
NO! Maxx picks Nate back up at the last second!
Albert: What hell he doing? He almost have match won!
Jessica: I guess he doesn’t only want the match done, but Nathaniel’s career as well.
Maxx carries Nate to the side of the stage and looks around to see a stack of tables and electrical wire below. Pain sets Nate up, placing his head between his legs.
Jessica: Maxx could be going for the Career Ender (Last Ride) off the stage!
Albert: NO! Stop mean Maxx from doing this!
Maxx lifts Nate up onto his shoulders, the stalls him high above his head. He is seconds from dropping Nate, but Davis puts a stop to it digging his thumbs into Maxx’s eyes. Maxx lets go of Nate and rubs his eyes. Nate gets back to his feet. Maxx looks at Nate and runs at him, looking to nail a big boot but Nate moves out of the way. As soon at Maxx turns around Nate charges at him, hitting Hot Off The Press (Spear/Gore) of the stage and through the tables below!
Jessica: DEAR GOD OL’ MIGHTY! NATE JUST SENT HIMSELF AND MAXX OFF THE RAMP AND THROUGH THE TABLES!
Albert: No way these guys getting up!
Jasmine quickly rushes to the seen to check on the men. They are both out of it so she has no choice but to count.
One…
Two…
Three…
Four…
Nate twitches and starts to move.
Five…
Six…
Seven…
Jessica: Maxx is getting up and so is Davis!
The two men are very slow to their feet and both are groggy as can be. Jasmine stops the count at eight. The two approach each other and fight back and forth with punches. The two are close to collapsing, but keep up. Nate goes for a punch, but Maxx blocks it and goes for a strong one. Nate ducks it and looks for a clothesline on Maxx, but Maxx lets Nate’s arm fly over his shoulder. Maxx then lifts Nate into the air and drops him onto his back on the cold cement flooring with…
Albert: Aftermath (Rockbottom)! Maxx might have it won with that one!
Jasmine starts the count as Maxx demands her to.
One…
Two…
Three…
Four…
The fans get on their feet and stomp on the bleachers, cheering on Davis.
Five…
Six…
Seven…
Eight…
Jessica: STALE COOKIES! Nathaniel Davis is crawling on all fours!
Nate gets on his feet just before the ten count could end! Maxx looks to be very frustrated. He walks to the drowsy Nathaniel Davis and applies a double-handed choke.
Albert: Chaos Bomb (Baldo Bomb) look to be coming!
Jessica: End it here Maxx! Do it for the “pride” of the TV Championship!
Nate swings his arms in the air, trying to get Maxx to let go of the choke. Maxx keeps the hold on, making sure he makes Nathaniel suffer. Nate then begins to pound his fists into Maxx’s head, but it looks to have no effect. Nate suddenly reaches his arms out and applies a double-handed chokehold on Maxx! The two men are now choking the life out of each other. Maxx uses all of his strength to lift Nathaniel off the ground. Nate lets go of Maxx’s throat, but shits his hand to Maxx’s hair and holds on. Maxx tries to toss him down, but can’t due to the handful of hair from Nate. Maxx releases Nathaniel and screams in pain as Nate pulls his hair even more. Nate then sends Maxx into the air by his hair and drills him into the mat with a face buster.
Albert: Nathaniel find good way out of that move!
Nate lifts Maxx up to his feet and places his head under his arm with a front face lock. He lifts Maxx into the air and stalls him with a suplex. The fans cheer for Nathaniel as he drops Maxx Pain straight on his head with the…
Jessica: Sign Off (Brainbuster)! NO! Nathaniel is calling for the Entertainment Center (Camel Clutch) now!
Nathaniel signals for the move. The fans all rise to their feet, all screaming and cheering for him to do it. Nathaniel rolls Maxx onto his stomach, stands over his fallen enemy, and places him in the Entertainment Center. The area floods with flashes from cameras. Nathaniel pertains as much pressure as he can possibly can. The trickles from the champs head as Nathaniel Davis keeps the move on. Time passes by and Nate refuses to let go.
Jessica: Someone make this maniac let go!
Albert: Nathaniel Davis trying to seriously hurt Maxx Pain with this one. Guess this will show Maxx to no ever mess with him again.
Nathaniel finally lets go as Maxx plops down on the ground, not moving an inch. Davis tells Jasmine to count.
One…
Two…
Three…
Four…
Five…
Jessica: GET UP!
Six…
Seven…
Albert: Three more and Maxx loose!
Eight…
The fans help with the count as well.
Nine…
TENNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessica: NO! Nathaniel Davis has beaten Maxx Pain and STEALS the Television Championship from Maxx Pain!
Albert: I surprised I no see any Pride in match. But Nathaniel Davis give Maxx Pain beating and show Pride that they can no always take over Old Guards.
Jasmine hands Nathaniel Davis the TV Titles as he celebrates. Maxx begins to stir around, but isn’t aware of his loss so far. Nathaniel Davis then looks down at Maxx and shakes his head. Maxx looks up and sees Nathaniel with his former championship. Maxx pounds the cement floor and yells in pure anger. Nathaniel Davis and Jasmine get away quickly before Maxx could get to them.
Jessica: Maxx should be mad, he was robbed! But that’s how the cookie crumbles.
Albert: Wuchies signing off! Sayonara, sayonara, sayonara!!! Up yours Jackie Lee!
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***
---Pride
lockerroom---
(The scene flips backstage as Justin Sharp sits with Adam Cage and discusses strategy for their upcoming matches. )
Justin: Big night, AC! You deliver the Extreme Title to it’s rightful
place and Pride will become the most dominate stable ever! I know you can do it
man.. All the bitching from those media shit heads. Wash it all off, cause
tonight it’s all about you! Now... You gonna win?!
Adam: Hell Yeah!
Justin: Come on! Speak up!
Adam: Hell Yeah!!
Justin: You can do better!
Adam: HELL YEAH!!!
(AC jumps up and Justin slaps him on the back as he runs out the door ready to go for his Extreme Title Match.)
***
---Extreme Championship Match: “Ragin’ Shotgun” Adam Cage vs. Eric “Complete Chaos” Montair---
Jennifer: Up next we have the honor of commentating on the Adam Cage, C2 match for the Extreme Championship.
Billy: My man C2 has this match won without a shadow of a doubt.
Jennifer: Let’s not forget that “Pride” might play a major factor in this match.
Billy: Those pansies couldn’t play a factor if their careers were on the line. Just look at who they have. You have Maxx Pain who does nothing but complain. You have Adam Cage who just plain sucks. I won’t even comment on the turncoat Chris T. The only one with talent in the whole group is Justin Sharp.
Jennifer: Granted those are just your opinion.
Billy: Well…
[Before another word can be spoken “Cocky” by Kid Rock erupts throughout the speakers of the GZW coliseum bringing the crowd to a chorus of boos to the “Pride” member. Adam grabs a table from under the ring and sets it up on the outside before sliding into the ring and taunting the crowd.]
Jennifer: Adam has sure been on a slump as of late. Maybe he can snap out of it tonight.
Billy: Probably not.
[“Youth Of The Nation” by P.O.D. is next to play as C2 walks down the ramp with the Extreme Title in one hand and the Sin Mask II in the other. He drops the belt and the mask on the ground before sliding into the ring.]
Jennifer: And here we go.
[The two men circle each other before C2 charges in and takes Adam down with a spear followed by repeatedly pounding away on his face with right hands. Adam tries to get up and C2 helps him to his feet before whipping him hard into the corner. C2 charges in and drives his shoulder into the midsection of Adam dropping him to the ground. C2 steps back and charges back in delivering a baseball slide to his lower regions.]
Billy: Ouch!
Jennifer: That had to hurt.
[C2 pulls AC out of the corner and lifts him into a stalling brainbuster before dropping him down hard onto his head. He slides out of the ring and grabs the table from outside the ring and slides it inside. C2 climbs up on the apron but before he can get inside AC charges in and delivers a dropkick to his chin and knocks him off the apron and into the security wall.]
Jennifer: Nice move by Adam Cage.
Billy: Everyone gets lucky once and awhile.
[AC pulls on the top rope and sling shots himself over and onto a now standing C2. AC looks under the apron and pulls out a trashcan loaded with “goodies.” He pulls out a mop handle and brings it down on the lower back of C2 repeatedly. He rears back again to bring it down on his lower back but C2 kicks him between the legs causing him to drop the handle and to fall to the ground. C2 gets to his feet slowly then delivers the boots to the downed AC.]
Billy: There ya go Eric, lay the boots into him.
[C2 lifts up Adam and rolls him into the ring and follows closely. Once inside C2 opens up the table and signals for the end of the match. He lifts Adam up and rolls him on top of the table and climbs up after him. He lifts Adam up for a piledriver but before Adam can be put through the table C2 is suddenly knocked off the table by Jimmy Williams.]
Jennifer: What is Jimmy doing here?
Billy: Who cares?
[Jimmy mounts the downed C2 and delivers a steady stream of rights and lefts to the face. Adam gets to his feet slowly and sees the action down below so he leaps off the table and lands on the back of Jimmy breaking the two apart. Adam lifts Jimmy up and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a flying lariat on the return but Jimmy ducks it and hits the near side ropes. On his return he leaps into the air and delivers a flying lariat of his own to AC.]
Billy: Jimmy’s not even supposed to be in the match but he’s making his presence felt.
[Suddenly from down the aisle Rebellion can be seen as he slides into the ring and spears Williams to the ground with authority. He lifts the downed Williams and throws him over the top rope to the floor before walking over to the downed champion only to receive a low blow. C2 gets to his feet and lifts Rebellion up only to drop him with...]
Jennifer: “Pills Come Addiction!” C2 just dropped Rebellion like a bad habit.
Billy: And what habit would that be Jennifer?
[C2 gets up and rolls Reb out of the ring only to be taken down by the now standing AC. Adam lifts C2 up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Adam charges in only to get a face full of C2’s boot. Eric charges out of the corner and takes AC down with a running bulldog placing him in the center of the ring. Eric climbs out of the ring and lifts up the apron and begins looking under the ring for something. Suddenly C2 stumbles out from under the ring holding his face and blood pours from a cut in his head. Jacob Helmsley emerges from under the ring with his lead pipe in hand as he eyes the champion. He rears back looking for another shot to the skull but Jimmy stops him in his tracks with rights and lefts to the face causing him to drop his pipe. Jimmy steps back and charges in smashing Jacob’s head in-between the pole and his arm.]
Billy: That’ll give you a headache.
[C2 slides into the ring and lifts up Adam. He whips him into the turnbuckle but on his way in Adam delivers a back elbow to the face. Adam grabs C2 and places him up on the top rope before going over and moving the table into position. He climbs up after him and hooks Eric for a super suplex but Eric blocks it. Adam delivers a right hand to the midsection and goes for a superplex once again. However this time Eric lifts Adam up for his own superplex and stalls it on the top rope.]
Jennifer: This won’t be good.
Billy: Yea your right. It’s gonna be great.
[Eric leaps off the top rope and in midair switches the move and drives Adam through the table with a cradle piledriver.]
Billy: “Genocide” off the top rope! Holy cow.
Jennifer: Adam could be dead after a move like that.
Billy: One could only hope.
[Rebellion, Jimmy Williams, and Jacob Helmsley all slide into the ring after the bell has been called for and pounce on Eric like a pack of wild dogs. Eric tries to fight back but it’s useless as the numbers game catches up on him. Security and officials flood the ring and pull the three men off of Eric as he lies in a pool of his own blood on the table scraps.]
Jennifer: How violent can you get?
Billy: I don’t know but I’m loving it.
Jennifer: You’re useless. For Billy I’m Jennifer saying cya.
Billy: Cya? How about peace?
Jennifer: Give it up Billy.
---Backstage with
Weston Bentley---
(Justin is shown sitting backstage as the crowd boos loudly at the Pride member and LH Champ.)
Bentley: I’m here backstage with the LightHeavyweight Champion Justin
Sharp. Justin, any pre-match thoughts before yet another title defense for
GZW’s Fightingest LightHeavyweight Champion?
Justin: Tonight, I get to defend my LH Title against a man who has proved to be nothing short of a fluke! Symon has beena mouthy little thorn in my side ever since his debut... But I’m not a stupid man, I know you’ve got talent! I mean, I said you reminded me of me! But you miss one thing that this King has.... A passion to continue on with his reign! And the strength to back his words up with action! I’ve fought the whole of the LH Division for this crown, you’ve fought my leftovers for your chance at the top dog! Your chance is now... Symon. But be forewarned.... I’m out for blood! And you’re my target!
(Justin spits on the floor as he gets up and heads to the ring.)
***
---LightHeavyweight Championship Match: Symon vs. Justin Sharp---
Pike: Folks, this next match is sure to be a dozy as the super hot Symon challenges the LightHeavyweight Champion Justin Sharp!
Hunt: You’ve got that right; Justin Sharp is going to rip Symon apart like a hungry dog doing after a Salisbury steak! Word to your momma’s auntie!
Pike: Huh?
“Black” by Sevendust starts up and Symon, LH replica belt around his waist, heads towards the ring raising his arms in the air as the fans cheer him on. But suddenly their cheers turn to boos as Justin runs out from the back clobbering Symon in the back of the neck with a leap pipe. He begins to stomp on his downed foe then drags him to his feet and towards the ring smashing his face into the steps for good measure before tossing him in the ring.
Pike: Justin Sharp started this match as cheap as can be by attacking Symon from behind!
Hunt: That isn’t cheap! That’s well planned!
Symon tries to mount on offense nailing three quick jabs to the stomach of Justin before bouncing off the ropes. Justin pushes Symon over his head as he returns from the ropes but his foe lands perched on the top rope. Justin turns just to catch Symon nailing him with a corkscrew hurricanrana causing the fans to explode at the high impact move.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Symon uses cat like balance to land on the top rope and then his amazing agility to execute that beautiful move!
Hunt: But Sharp didn’t stay down for long, he just leveled the loudmouthed Symon with a wicked short arm clothesline! Ha! See what his fancy move got him? Forearm to the face!
Justin stomps away at Symon before pulling him to his feet, Justin whips his foe into the ropes and launches him into the air then bouncing off the ropes himself executing an axe kick with perfect time landing the blow directly across the back of Symon’s neck the second he hits the mat.
Hunt: An absolutely beautiful move by Justin Sharp! The timing on that was second to none lets hear something nice about Justin Sharp from you, Donutboy!
Pike: I’ll give him credit, Justin Sharp is an excellent athlete, twisted a little but excellent nonetheless!
Justin smiles as he watches Symon wither in pain gripping the back of his neck. Justin steps to the outside then slingshots over the top driving home with a second leg drop to the back of the neck of Symon. Symon jolts as a second wave of pain rushes through him; he is pulled up by the merciless Justin and placed on the top turnbuckle facing the audience. Justin grips the neck of Symon and falls back with a hangman’s neck breaker collapsing Justin’s foe on the back of his neck and shoulders.
Pike: Sharp is one hellacious LightHeavyweight Champion; he hasn’t let up on Symon’s neck since the opening bell!
Hunt: And that cradle piledriver he just executed tells me he won’t be letting up anytime soon!
Justin assures himself that Symon is down for good and walks to the turnbuckle, he grips the top rope and leaps rebounding his feet off the middle rope he executes a text book moonsault but to no avail as Symon raises his knees sending Justin down doubled over holding his mid section as the crowd explodes.
Pike: The crowd really coming alive for Symon as he pulls Justin Sharp up, Sharp falls to the apron outside as Symon hops to the top rope!
With his attention turned to the crowd Symon signals for a high flying maneuver but when he turns Justin is up and charges across the ring apron bracing his foot on the middle rope hops into the air spearing Symon from the top rope to the outside of the ring. The crowd explodes at the daring move.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! A spear by Sharp sending Symon down from the top rope to the outside!
Hunt: And once again Sharp drives home sending his foe down on the back of his neck!
Justin pulls himself to his feet by the guardrail and steals a beer from an audience member smashing it over his downed foe’s head. He then pulls him to his feet and rolls him inside the ring. Justin climbs into the ring then hops up on the middle turnbuckle, and then steps up to the top rope. But Symon charges pulling Justin down crotching him on the top rope, Symon then climbs the ropes as well.
Pike: Desperation move by Symon! It looks like he may be going for a top rope hurricanranna here!
Justin comes to and as Symon locks his legs for the hurricanranna, Justin jumps forward and nails a top rope Lyger Bomb landing Symon on his neck sending a groan from the audience.
Hunt: Super Lyger bomb by Justin Sharp! He rounds his fallen foe then goes for the kill! Sharp Lock (Walls of Jericho) by Sharp! He’s really reeling back! Yes! Symon taps! Justin Sharp wins!
Pike: Sharp is still holding in the move! Come on already, you won the damned match! Look at the sinister smile on the face of Sharp as he hears his foe scream in pain and pound the mat for all he’s worth! That Sharp is sick!
Finally Justin breaks the Sharp Lock hold and as he sadistically looks at his beaten opponent climbs out of the ropes, grabs his LH title belt and begins to walk to the back.
Pike: Finally we got him out of here!
Justin stops, turns, then charges back to the ring and tosses Ref Paulie Newman aside. A swift kick to Symon’s skull sends him down from his knees and he once again locks in the Sharp Lock.
Hunt: You spoke to soon Donutboy! Hehee!
Justin holds in the move for a few more minutes as refs run to the ring trying to pull him off. Finally Symon stops tapping and blacks out, at this Justin feels satisfied and releases the hold and walks to the back.
Pike: That man is damned sick! What kind of human being will beat on a man after he’s already won?!
Hunt: A man that knows what it takes to stay on top of the LightHeavyweight division!
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---Intercontinental Championship Match: “Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier vs. “Forsaken One” Magic---
Pike: The MSWA Mid-South Heavyweight Champion and Pride Renegade Chris Trepanier won the right to be the number one contender to the Intercontinental Championship currently held by Magic!
“Thunder Rolls” by Garth Brooks plays as Chris
T. comes out to the ring as the capacity crowd stands on its feet greeting the
Pride member with resounding boos.
Pike: The crowd really hating Chris Trepanier!
Next is the GZW IC Champion Magic with his wife Steph to the tune of “Here
To Stay” by Korn. Magic looks at the fans and gives them an arrogant smirk.
Pike: Magic just exudes arrogance!
Hunt: No matter what I think of the boring Forsaken bum he is definitely a
legend in GZW!
Magic gets in the ring, and Chris T. takes the fight right to the champ before
he can even get his belt off. The bell sounds. Chris clothesline Magic. The
champ gets up and Chris levels him again with a clothesline. Irish whip by the
Pride of Canada. Chris charges in and clotheslines Magic over the top rope and
onto the floor.
Pike: Chris Trepanier is letting Magic feel his thunder alright! And Magic is
now finally taking his Intercontinental title off!
Magic slowly takes his time outside of the ring. He cautiously walks up the
steps. Ref Patricia Albertson backs up Chris to let Magic get in the ring.
Chris does not wait. Chris grabs Magic's head and unloads his thunder with
stiff punches. Magic stops the onslaught with a thumb to the eyes.
Hunt: Smart move by the champ!
Magic lands several European uppercuts on Chris, rocking his head. Magic stomps
away on him in the corner. Magic shows no mercy with a vicious boot choke. Ref
Albertson calls for a break. Magic breaks the hold and then goes for another
choke.
Pike: Magic living up to the crazed lunatic billing!
Magic drives several forearms to the head of Chris. Magic whips Chris to the
opposite corner. Magic charges in, but Chris catches him with a boot to the
mouth. Magic staggers around. Chris comes charging out of the corner with a
vicious clothesline that sends Magic flipping in the air. Magic gets up and
Chris takes him over with a high hiptoss. Chris motions for Magic to get back
up. Face rake by Chris is followed by a falling neckbreaker. The Mid-South
Champ picks up Magic and whips him to the ropes. Powerslam by Chris. The cover.
1…2…
Magic kicks out. Chris picks up Magic once again, but Magic lowblows Chris.
Pike: What a cheap shot by Magic!
Hunt: You are always accusing other people of cheating! Such negativity!
Magic kicks Chris in the gut and hits a crisp double arm suplex. Magic gets
back up and drives a knee drop to the head. The crowd is giving Magic extreme
heel heat. Magic motions for the crowd to "kiss his ass". Magic sits
up Chris. Magic pulls on Chris’ head while he drives his knee into the back.
Pike: What a painful hold! Will Trepanier give up?
Magic yells at Ref Albertson to check to see if Chris will submit. Chris will
not quit. Magic locks in the hold. Chris will still not quit. Magic,
frustrated, lets go of the hold and kicks Chris in the back of the head. Magic
picks up Chris, kicks him in the gut, and hits a piledriver. Magic goes for the
cover.
1…2…
Pike: Trepanier kicks out! What resilience shown by the challenger!
Hunt: He’s apart of Pride! What do
you expect?
Magic gets in Ref Albertson's face, arguing that the count was slow. Magic
stomps on Chris while still jawing with Ref Albertson. Magic whips Chris to the
ropes. Magic drops his head to attempt a back body drop. But Chris grabs his
head and drops Magic in a DDT.
Pike: Not but a month ago, Chris Trepanier was a bright an upcoming star in
GZW!
Hunt: Just cause he joined Pride he isn’t?
Chris picks up Magic and hits a long delayed suplex. Magic grabs his back in
pain. Magic on his knees, begging off the challenger. But Chris shows no pity
for the IC Champ. Chris kicks Magic in the chest. He lands several blows to the
head. Irish whip by Chris.
Pike: Spinebuster by Trepanier! Magic is really in trouble here!
Chris goes up to the top rope, going for a flying cross body block.
Magic is slow to get up. He pulls Ref Albertson close to him.
Pike: Trepanier is waiting to hit a flying cross body block, but the ref
is in the way!
Hunt: That damn Referee Albertson is
always in someone’s way!
With Chris still perched on the top corner, Steph comes over and slightly hits
Chris in the head with Magic’s sledgehammer.
Pike: That no-good Steph!
Hunt: I bet her loving is good though!
Chris falls to the Coliseum floor. Magic, seeing this, lets go of Ref
Albertson. The ref turns around and is surprised to see Chris on the floor.
Magic goes to the floor and takes advantage of the situation. He drives Chris’
head into the steel railing. Magic drags Chris’ over to the Pig Latin
announcer's table. He picks up a monitor off the table.
Pike: What are you doing?
Magic cracks the monitor over the head of Chris.
Pike: My goodness! Chris Trepanier is busted open!
Magic picks up a bloodied Chris. He attempts to whip Chris, but the Mid-South
Champ reverses, sending Magic into the steel steps. The crowd pops. Chris picks
up Magic and drags him to the Pig Latin announcer's table. Chris lifts up Magic
and suplexes him through the announcer's table!
Pike: My goodness! Look at the carnage!
Chris bounces right back up to his feet. The crowd is going wild. Chris rolls
Magic into the ring. Steph comes over to feebly punch the Canadian Thunder in
the back. Chris barely feels a thing. He turns to face Steph and kicks her in
the gut. He picks up Steph and powerbombs her onto the Coliseum floor.
Hunt: That is just wrong! She is not a wrestler!
Pike: Although she had no business doing what she did, I have to agree with you
Hunt!
Chris, with Steph taken out, goes up to the top corner again. Magic slowly gets
to his feet. Chris takes flight, but Magic counters with a dropkick to the gut
of Chris.
Pike: What a move by the Desert Storm!
Hunt: Just when you thought he was done, Magic pulls through!
Magic, still aching from the suplex through the table, slowly picks up Chris.
Magic lands a few punches. Whip to the ropes by Magic, Chris ducks a
clothesline. Chris bounces off the ropes. Magic kicks Chris in the gut and
drops a...
Pike: Front face piledriver!
Magic goes for the cover.
1…2...
and 2 and 15/16ths!
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! That was close! Trepanier kicked!
Magic can't believe it. He goes for a stunner, but Chris counters it with an
atomic drop. Magic staggers and Chris picks him up and drops him with a Thunder
Buster (inverted brainbuster). The cover.
1…2…
Pike: Magic's foot is on the rope! What a match we have here tonight!
Hunt: It’s alright.
Chris gets up and picks up Magic. Whip to the ropes by Chris. Magic ducks a
clothesline. Magic gets a waistlock behind Chris. Magic pushes Chris to the
ropes. Magic rolls up Chris in a schoolboy pin.
Pike: Wait! Magic's feet are on the ropes!
1…2…
Chris still kicks out! Magic can't believe it. He takes out his anger with
punches to Chris' head. Whip by Magic. The IC Champ charges in, but the
Mid-South Champ ducks a clothesline. Both men bounce off the ropes and both go
down as they clothesline each other.
Pike: I don't seriously know how either one of these two men have enough to go
on!
Hunt: Well here comes the pit crew!
Both men slowly get to their feet as walking down to the boos of the crowd is
Adam Cage and the newest Pride member Bane. Magic gets up first. He charges in.
Chris ducks a clothesline. Magic turns around and nearly takes Chris’ head off
with a sweet dropkick. Cage jumps onto the apron and calls for the attention of
Ref Albertson. Magic picks up Chris T. and hits a Sideout (dominator to
X-factor). Magic never sees Bane enter the ring and hit him with a double ax
handle blow. With Ref Albertson still being distracted by Cage, Bane drops
Magic with the Implosion (tombstone piledriver).
Pike: No!
Hunt: Pride strikes again! Woohoo!
Bane steps over the top rope and lands back onto the Coliseum floor as Cage
lets Ref Albertson go. Chris T. looks to the crowd as they shower him with
boos. The Canadian Thunder feigns fatigue before dropping to the mat and
putting on the…
Pike: Canadian Maple Leaf (Texas cloverleaf)! What a cheap victory!
Ref Albertson looks at Chris applying his finishing hold and then to Bane and
Cage on the floor. Unsure of what really went on, she reluctantly checks to see
if Magic submits.
Pike: Ref Albertson receives no motion from Magic! Magic is unconscious! Chris
Trepanier is the new GZW Intercontinental Champion! What a tainted victory in a
grueling match!
Hunt: Pride adds another GZW belt to the growing collection!
EMTs rush to the ring to check on both Steph and Magic as Ref Albertson hands Chris T. the IC title. Chris T., holding the GZW IC belt and the MSWA Mid-South belt, Cage and Bane walk up the ramp triumphantly.
---Commercial---
Arkadian Enterprises™
Presents:
Fallout: Zero Hour
Singles Match
“Arabian Sun” Mirage
versus “Bad Attitude” Eclipse
Father versus Son:
Submission Match (possible LH Championship Match)
Chris Sharp versus "GZW Fightingest LightHeavyweight Champion" Justin
Sharp
”Sayonara” Match (winner will have GZW rights to the line “sayonara”)
Albert Wuchie versus "The Jaguar" Jackie Lee
No Disqualification Bedlam Rules Falls Count Anywhere Three Way Victory Tag
Team Match (in order to be declared the winner the winning team must have a
pinfall, a submission, and a Last Man Standing victory)
The Brother}{ood versus The
StormRiders
Main Event: GZW
Heavyweight Championship Match
"The Downfall" Rebellion or "Smooth Operator" Billy Bond
versus "Human Miracle" Pimp Bizkit
Coming May 28th 2002 from the Hampden Arena in Glasgow, Scotland to closed circuit television
***
---Main Event: Heavyweight Championship Match: “The Downfall” Rebellion vs. “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond---
Pike: The main event will pit the former Extreme Champion Rebellion against the current GZW Heavyweight Champion Billy Bond. It has already been announced that whoever wins this will go on to Fallout: Zero Hour in two weeks and defend the title against Pimp Bizkit!
Hunt: I’m really quite surprised to see that Kandi allowed the match to take place! I suppose she has really let bygones be bygones!
Pike: Well Rebellion has shown he can garner the main event heat, as he has been apart of the main event here on Crimson for three weeks straight now! I think it is quite refreshing that the Powers Three are giving many of the wrestlers the chance to spotlight their abilities in higher profile matches!
Hunt: But they are still holding down the stable know as Pride!
Pike: I don’t see how as Pride now holds every belt except the Extreme, Tag Team, and Heavyweight titles!
Hunt: Yet, Donutboy, yet!
“Tear Away” by Drowning Pool plays as Rebellion comes out to the capacity crowd, making his way to the ring. The arrogant superstar walks down that ramp, unphased by the fans boos. A banner reads, “Rebellion, Get Ready For A Smooth Downfall!!”
The fans roar as Billy Bond comes charging out of the entrance way and down the ramp at full speed. Smooth slides into the ring and brings the fight to Reb. Smooth with a flurry of punches, rocking Reb's head. Irish whip by Smooth. Big back body drop takes Reb up and down hard to the mat. Reb gets up to his feet, holding his back. Smooth with a charging clothesline levels the former HKWF superstar.
Pike: Bond is on fire and I don't mean a game of NBA Jam!
Hunt: C'mon Rebellion! What will Jackie Lee and the rest of the HKWF cronies think if you lose to Billy boy?
Smooth lifts up Reb to his feet. Irish whip by Smooth. But Reb reverses it into a short back elbow. With Smooth on his back, Reb drops an elbow across the forehead. Reb lifts up Smooth to his feet. Reb with a series of European uppercuts sending Smooth into the corner. Reb stomps away at Smooth in the corner. Rebellion with some words for some fans at ringside before whipping Smooth to the opposite corner.
Reb charges in, but Smooth catches him with a back elbow. Reb stumbles back, stunned. Smooth with a running mafia kick, leveling his opponent. Reb gets up slowly to his feet. The Heavyweight Champ with a running clothesline sends the challenger over the top rope and onto the Coliseum floor.
With Reb on the floor, Smooth runs to the ropes. He leaps over the top rope in an attempted cross body, but Reb sidesteps him. Smooth goes crashing into the steel railing.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! What a spill by Billy Bond!
Hunt: Rebellion with his quick reflexes! What a dork that Bond is!
The man also known as Seth Raide takes advantage of the situation by lifting Smooth to his feet, then slamming his face into the railing. Reb then whips Smooth into the steel steps. Reb taunts some fans at ringside as he lifts up Smooth and drops him throat first on the rail. Senior Ref Richard Dark admonishes Reb, telling him to get Smooth in the ring.
Pike: Like Rebellion will listen to Senior Ref Dark!
Hunt: Shades of Hong Kong Wrestling Federation, Donutboy!
Pike: Trust me, Hunt, you wouldn’t know the first thing about the HKWF!
As Senior Ref Dark counts, Reb rolls into the ring and then rolls back out to restart the count. Meanwhile, Smooth is on the floor, gasping for breath. Reb removes some of the Coliseum padding, lifts Smooth up and delivers Implementation (suplex with Reb landing on his behind) on the concrete Coliseum floor.
Pike: Wowsers! Bond’s body onto the hard and unforgiving floor!
With Smooth clutching his back on the floor, Reb lays in vicious stomps to the ribs. Reb lifts up Smooth and rolls him into the ring. Reb climbs up onto the apron and onto the turnbuckle. As Smooth slowly gets to his feet, Reb comes off the top rope with a Seton Bomb. Reb with a cover, but Smooth kicks out at two.
Hunt: Come on Senior Ref Dark! Count to three!
Reb yells at Senior Ref Dark, claiming a slow count. He lifts Smooth to his feet, landing several well-measured right hands. Reb underhooks Smooth’s arms, hoists him up and drops him on his head with a double arm brainbuster (double hook suplex into a double hook brainbuster). The cover by Reb.
1…2…
Pike: The Champ kicks out again!
Hunt: Come on! Richard Dark doesn’t know what comes after two!
Rebellion is beside himself. He gets in Senior Ref Dark’s face. But the Senior Referee of GZW doesn’t back down. They stand nose to nose.
Pike: Rebellion should keep his focus on the Heavyweight Champ and not Senior Ref Dark!
Reb finally does turn his attention back to Smooth, lifting him up. Smooth with several back elbows to the midsection, stunning Reb. Smooth gets back up to his feet. Smooth with several punches to the head. Smooth with an Irish whip, reversal by Reb. Smooth comes off the ropes. Reb hooks Smooth in an abdominal stretch.
Pike: Rebellion locks in the abdominal stretch!
Hunt: Duh!
Smooth reaches out, trying to get to the ropes. Reb locks in the hold tighter. Senior Ref Dark asks Smooth if he is ready to give up. Smooth defiantly shakes his head no.
Pike: There is no quit in Billy Bond! Listen to these fans! They are behind their Heavyweight Champion!
Smooth reaches and makes it to the ropes! Senior Ref Dark forces Reb to release the abdominal stretch. Reb with several forearm blows to the back. Reb with an Irish whip. Rebellion drops his head for a back body drop, but Smooth quickly hooks Reb’s head and plants him in the mat with a DDT.
Pike: The tide has turned!
Both men slowly get up. Smooth with a kick to the midsection, doubling over Reb. Mercer bounces off the ropes and nails an ax kick to the back of the head. The fans erupt. With Reb struggling to his feet, Smooth goes up to the top turnbuckle.
Pike: I think Bond is going for a super Smooth Kick (Bob Holly style dropkick) here!
Smooth dives off the top, but Reb steps out of the way. Smooth with a crash landing on the mat. Reb uses the ropes to gain his balance. Smooth slowly gets up as well. Reb with a kick to the gut followed up with a Snake Eyes onto the ropes.
Hunt: Rebellion, the great technician!
Reb gets up to his feet to a booing crowd. He crouches and waits for Smooth to get up.
Pike: He’s setting up for The Downfall (urinage)!
Like a tiger crouching in wait, Reb slowly watches his opponent. Smooth slowly gets up to his feet. Reb moves in hooks Smooth’s right arm behind Reb’s head and his own right arm under it and across Smooth’s neck, but Smooth quickly counters with a back elbow to Reb’s head. Smooth ends up behind Reb. Smooth spins Reb around and lifts him in a fireman carry position, flips forward, dropping Reb onto the mat…
Pike: Smooth Roll! That is the setup for…
Like a mat general, Smooth is quickly up and locks Reb into the Smooth Operation (Ken Shamrock ankle lock).
Pike: Rebellion taps out! Billy Bond with the victory to retain the Heavyweight belt! What a tremendous win!
Hunt: But now he has to face his worst nightmare at Fallout: Zero Hour---Pimp Bizkit!
Pike: That’s all for Crimson tonight folks! For…
Before Memphis Pike can finish his closing “Sprach Zarathrustra” cranks through the Coliseum as Sincere, dressed in black slacks and a black shirt, steps onto the entranceway stage with Symon. The two walk down the rampway as the crowd gives the Jade Dragon a loud chorus of boos.
Pike: Guess we won’t be going off the air yet!
Hunt: It’s been along time since the greatness that is the professor of psychological warfare and mastermind of mindgames has graced a Crimson show! Welcome back Chaosbringer!
Pike: Hunt sit down!
The two men enter the ring. Symon perches himself on a far turnbuckle while Sincere stands in the middle of the ring facing the entranceway, mic in hand.
Sincere: Congratulations to you, Chris Trepanier, and your win over Magic for the Intercontinental Championship. Truly a well planned and orchestrated battle plan by Pride. If Kandi Fortune was her tonight your win would probably be justified and not mentioned, as the Fortunes seem to run scared anytime the name of Pride is mentioned. But as everyone knows I am not a Fortune. I am Sincere.
Hunt: He is definitely not one of those Bloodlines punks!
Sincere: Canadian Thunder, the match that you and Magic were in earlier tonight is not official! I expect the Intercontinental belt to be returned to my office by the first thing of business opening tomorrow. The record books will from this moment reflect that Chris Trepanier loses the match due to disqualification and Magic is still the GZW Intercontinental Champion!
Pike: Wowsers! Sincere is using his executive powers as the Deputy Commissioner to overturn Ref Albertson’s call in the Chris Trepanier versus Magic match!
Hunt: With Commissioner Profit-Williams out on maternity leave, Kandi not here for the night, that makes Sincere the man of power around here!
Sincere: If any of you Pride wish to argue your point meet me here in the ring anytime anywhere!!
“Set It Off (Remix)” by P.O.D blares as the crowd rises to their feet looking toward the entranceway for the arrival of Pride.
Pike: We are out of time folks! For Alexander Hunt, I’m Memphis Pike we will see you next week!
Hunt: Wait wait! There’s more!
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