---Prior to airtime---
The cameras cut backstage, to the hallway that leads to the dressing rooms of Skyreach Centre. One of the doors swings open and “The Career Killer” Maxx Pain exits from the room. He shuts the door behind him and starts to walk down the hall. All of a sudden, “The GZW Bully” Enon comes running from behind him, and nails him in the back of the head with a clothesline. Maxx goes down. Enon yells at him, stomping him in the back over, and over, and over again. He stops, and Maxx tries to pull himself up, but Enon has no intention of letting him recover. He grabs Maxx's hair and pulls him up. In desperation, Maxx throws a punch, but Enon catches his hand. Before Maxx can do anything else, Enon rams his face into the wall. He pulls back and does it again. Maxx flops down. Enon stands over him and smiles as Maxx weakly crawls to his knees.
Maxx
tries to get up again, but Enon grabs him and locks on The Gallows (half chicken wing, half nelson submission). Maxx
flails his arm and struggles to break free of Enon's grip, but to no avail.
Enon wrenches him around, tightening the hold and Maxx starts to fade. He stops
moving and Enon smiles. Satisfied with that, Enon lets go of the hold and gets
another idea. Still smiling, he gives Maxx the None (tomokase DDT)! Maxx's head is driven into the cold, hard
ground. He bounces and then flops to the floor. The GZW Bully stands up and
stares down at him. He moves in to do something else, when out of nowhere a
figure in black runs into the scene and nails Enon in the back with a
sledgehammer.
Enon
screams in surprise and pain, and falls down to one knee. The Mask stands and
waits for him to get up. He and Enon stare each other down, each one waiting
for the other to make a move. As the Mask is about to swing again, several
security guards rush onto the scene. They try to break it up, and start to
argue with Enon. They pull him away from Maxx, while some EMTs help him out.
Enon, now angry, pushes them away. He turns...and the Mask is gone. Enon runs
around the corner in pursuit, as Maxx is checked on.
~~
---Dark Match: Bilston Brawler vs. “The Black Ninja” Shinoba---
Mrs.
M:
“Hello
everyone, and welcome to the next GZW dark match, I Mrs. Murakame alongside ‘El
Gambit’ Santiago De Touwce, and ‘Jaguar’ Jackie Lee!”
El
G:
“Hola!”
Jackie:
“Conichuwa!”
‘Triggerman’
by Alice Cooper hits the PA, and out comes the Black Ninja, Shinoba, wielding a
boken and shoto. On the zerotron, he quickly shows his consummate swordsman
skills with lightening fast swings and spins with the ‘swords’.
El
G:
“Mierda!
Shinoba es back in GZW!”
Jackie:
“But
why in dark matches! This is hardly the kind of ‘hit’ he’s used to… the Bilston
Brawler will be like taking candy from a baby!”
Mrs.
M:
“He
say they all ‘just another hit’ though!”
El
G:
“Mierda,
I’ve been a ‘hit’… there aint no such thing as ‘just’! Believe me, he looks
skilled with those bastardo bokens up there, he’s even more skilled at hurting
people with them!”
Shinoba
makes his way to the ring ignoring the fans, and enters the ring, briefly
arguing with the ref who demands his weaponry and finally gets the Ninja to
hand them over.
‘Sandstorm’
by Darude hits, and in his shell suit with the trousers tucked into his socks,
the Bilston Brawler comes onto the Zerotron and punches the air to laughter
from the crowd. As usual, he ‘raves’ on his way to the ring, and attempts to
get audience members to join him.
El
G:
“Patetico
debilucho can’t know the punishment he’s going to get here!”
Jackie:
“He’ll
soon find out, and I’m looking forward to seeing it!”
El
G:
“Me
too!”
Mrs.
M:
“What
I do wrong? Why has GZW put me with TWO meanies as commentary partners?”
The
Brawler tries to encourage both Shinoba and the ref to join his dancing… With
complete disdain, Shinoba goes straight for the brawler and viciously kicks him
in the gut. A vicious elbow to the back of the head sends the Brawler to the
mat.
Jackie:
“Bloody
hell! Welcome back Shinoba!”
Mrs.
M:
“That
particularly vicious elbow to head!”
El
Gambit:
“If
it wasn’t for the fact I utterly loathe my ex-tag team partner, I’d be all
enthusiastic!”
The
Brawler gets up and charges… straight into an arm drag. He gets up and gets
armdragged again. Up again and he gets a drop toehold!
Jackie:
“The
Bilston Brawler really is damned stupid!
Shinoba is just taking advantage of him being stupid.”
Mrs.
M:
“Well
he try hard! Everyone in back like Bilston Brawler: he got big heart.”
El
G:
“I
don’t like the debilucho!”
Jackie:
“Nor
me!”
Mrs.
M:
“Meanies!”
The
Brawler throws a right, which Shinoba blocks. The Black Ninja retaliates with a
palm strike to the heart as he lets out a loud martial arts cry. The Brawler
sprawls to the floor.
Mrs.
M:
“Burnt
bananas! That must have hurt lotties!”
In
a martial arts stance, Shinoba stalks the Brawler who is getting up slowly.
With an evil glint in his eye, he quickly jumps onto the top turnbuckle as the
ref starts to count. Once the hapless Brawler is up, he is quickly sent back
down after Shinoba leaps high of the buckles and connects with a full impact
flying kick (RVD style)!
Jackie:
“Bloody
hell! What a kick!”
Mrs.
M:
“He
could pin him now!”
El
G:
“But
we all know what a bastardo Shinoba is! This ‘hit’ es not over yet!”
Shinoba
certainly isn’t finished. He pulls up the brawler and hits a tomonagi (judo
sacrifice throw/ single legged monkey flip). Pulling Brawler up again, he sends
him into the buckles, and runs in with a knee to the gut. Suddenly, from out of
no-where, he’s locked on the…
Mrs.
M:
“Samurai
Submission (tarantula)!”
El
G:
“Es
an illegal move, but Shinoba has a five count to inflict the pain before he has
to release!”
Jackie:
“And
a five count in that submission feels
like five hours!”
Shinoba
holds the lock until the five count, and them immediately pulls the Brawler up
again to hit a release northern lights suplex. Hitting a big elbow drop off the
ropes, the Black Ninja then locks on an STF as Brawler howls in pain.
El
G:
“Listen
to that debilucho scream!”
Jackie:
“Just
like a piglet!”
Mrs.
M:
“But
look: he got the bottom rope!”
Shinoba
releases the hold after another five count from the ref, and pulls the Brawler
up by the leg. The Brawler goes for an inseguri, and SMACK hits Shinoba right
around the back of the head!
Mrs.
M:
“Burnt
bananas! That gotta hurt!”
El
G:
“Mierda!”
Jackie:
“Did
I really just see the Bilston Brawler hit a decent wrestling move?!”
Brawler
calls out for the ‘Rave On’ (Vertical suplex into a Michenoku Driver), and
hooks up the Black Ninja.
Mrs.
M:
“If
the Brawler hits this, it over!”
El
G:
“Mierda!
I’d love to see that bastardo Shinoba get caught out by that debilucho nino
jobber Brawler!”
Brawler
hooks him up, but with grace Shinoba floats over and catches his head smashing
him to the floor with a lay down reverse DDT.
Jackie:
“Amazing
counter… but Brawler should have realised it was too early for a finisher.”
Shinoba
pulls up the Brawler by the leg again, but gives him no time to counter and
immediately hits a dragon screw. He then bounces in a martial arts stance then
draws his thumb across his throat.
Mrs.
M:
“Looks
like he’s signalling to finish it right here.”
He
yanks up the brawler and hits a big knee to the midsection doubling him over.
Bouncing off the ropes and leaping into the air, he hits a high impact scissor
kick across the back of the neck!
Mrs.
M:
“Burnt
bananas! Did you see that kick?”
Jackie:
“Bloody
hell, yes!”
El
G:
“Mierda!
You could hardly miss it!”
Shinoba
pulls up the stunned Brawler, hooks him up and slams him HARD down to the
canvas with a vicious STO with an emphasised sweep.
Mrs.
M:
“Samurai
Showdown! It over!”
Jackie:
“You
have as much a tendency to state the obvious as Siu Ann!”
Shinoba
goes for the cover, hooking the leg.
1…
Mrs.
M:
“You
a meanie, Jaggy!”
Jackie:
“Jaggy?!”
2…
Mrs.
M:
“Yes,
he’s Gamby and you’re Jaggy… when you’re meanies!”
El
G:
“Mierda…
Gamby!”
3!
DING
DING DING!
Mrs.
M:
“Anyway,
Shinoba take impressive victory!”
El
G:
“Es
the truth!”
Jackie:
“I
look forward to seeing him back on the GZW roster and on GZW television.”
Mrs.
M:
“I
no think many other people do Jackie!”
El
G:
“Anyway,
before we go I just want to big up the Gibraltar Quixotes in the XHL!”
Mrs.
M:
“Go
Hong Kong Hitmen!”
Jackie:
“Go
Hitmen!”
El
G:
“Mierda…
two against one… Quixotes still rock! Anyway from all of us: adios!”
Jackie:
“Sayonara!”
Mrs.
M:
“Byeeeeeee!”
GroundZero
Enterprises™ presents:
An
instrumental version of “Bring Her Down”
by Rob Zombie plays as GZW Sunday Night Storm hits the airwaves. As the
orchestra music with a rock beat continues to play and then goes into pianos
with heavy guitar, the camera pans around the arena catching some of the signs
that fans are holding. One sign reads, “Where oh where is the Entertainment
Franchise?” Another is a poster of Magic and T-Rex together with a caption that
states, “Gone but not forgotten”. A banner with the words, “UW-who? Edmonton
loves GZW” passes by quickly as pyro ignites into the arena air.
The words “Live from the Skyreach Centre in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada” scrolls across the bottom of the screen as the camera settles in on the announce table.
Crumb:
If I can be serious for a moment. We are here in Edmonton (dramatic pause)
Alberta, Canada.
Samson:
Thanks Lance...
Crumb:
What?
Samson:
Give me a break...I know you like to steal from the wrestlers but at least be
discrete about it, that's just down right sad.
Crumb:
I...I...I thought it would be funny.
Samson:
It's cheap and it's not funny coming from you. Nothing is.
Crumb:
...
Nelson:
That's enough Samson, no more picking on Crumb, we have a great night ahead of
us.
Crumb:
That's right, we have Hennessey versus Amazing, Casper versus Wuchie, Cage
versus. Hades, Dean versus Knoxville, and Sharp versus Pain versus Mona…
Crumb
runs out of breath and starts to hyperventilate.
Samson:
Hahahaha, idiot. Let’s get to the ring for our first match
---Shane Hennessey vs. Captain
Amazing---
Nelson:
Up first we got one of the new recruits here in GZW 2K1 and his name is Shane
Henessey who's going against...
Samson:
I'm reading my sheet, and I've got nothing but low hopes for this guy. Anybody
who uses the drink as his last name probably isn't that interesting.
Crumb:
Come on Samson give him a chance. He did have a good showing against Casper a
few days ago on Crimson.
Samson:
You're right Crumb, I take it back. You know the saying, if they're as dumb as
an ox, they're probably just as strong as one too. This one just may be
interesting.
Nelson:
Alright, like I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, next up it's
Hennessey against Capt. Amazing in a match of Hennessey's choice, an Extreme
match.
Crumb:
Not a bad way to begin a career.
"Insane in the
Brain"
by Factory 81 plays as the lights go down and blue spotlights and smoke flood
the Skyreach Centre. A strobe light goes off at the entrance and Hennessey runs
through the curtain, all the way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope,
and right up onto the second turnbuckle, staring at the crowd. He gets back
down, slides out of the ring again, and walks over to the ring announcer
Herbert Torres, grabbing the microphone he runs back into the ring. Putting the
microphone up to his mouth, he speaks.
Hennessey:
Coming into this federation, I've had nothing but high hopes for myself. It
seems my dreams have come true, I've finally come to GZW 2K1. Eh? When I
finally arrived though, I found my dreams were all false. Anything I thought
would happen has not. I've been met with constant criticism, the brunt of many
jokes, and now this, being reduced to fighting somebody who calls himself
Captain Amazing, something that sounds like a second rate comic book sidekick
from the 1960's. Sounds like a big borefest doesn't it crowd? Eh? A new guy
that you don't know and somebody who gets squashed by everybody he fights. So,
to make it a little more interesting, I talked to the higher-ups in the back,
and this match is now extreme!
Hennessey
slips to the outside, picking up the apron curtain, he starts to throw chairs,
trashcans and the such in the ring, and talks while he does it.
Hennessey:
Everything, anything, whatever we can get is at our disposal. Trash cans,
chairs, tables, bats, fire extinguishers, whatever.
Hennessey
slides back into the ring.
Hennessey:
So Captain Amazing, get out here, it's time for us to go at it.
Captain
Amazing walks out, confused and shaking his head with microphone in hand.
Capt.
Amazing: Hold on, hold on, hold on, Capt. Amazing has never agreed to this
match. I didn't even hear about it until my nephew, Amazing Dude, asked me
about it. Since I'm so amazing though, I'll take you up on this match.
Captain
Amazing puts down his microphone and walks to the ring. Getting in, both men
stand face to face. Hennessey picks up a bat, and points the handle towards
Captain Amazing. He mouths "Take it". Amazing takes it hesitantly. He
grips it hard. Hennessey points to his chin and mouths "Hit me".
Amazing thinks about it for a second, then swings, but Hennessey is a step
ahead, stepping back from the swing, then going in for a swift kick to
Amazing's side, Amazing clutches his side and falls to his knees, and Hennessey
takes the bat and cracks it over Amazing's head.
Nelson:
Hennessey isn't even taking it easy on Captain Amazing.
Samson:
Yeah, Amazing's hard head almost cracked that bat in half!
Amazing
falls over, and Hennessey picks him up by the head, setting him up, and then
bringing him down with a hard implant DDT onto a trashcan. Hennessey stands
over him and hooks on a camel clutch. Amazing starts to scream, and Referee
Tobias Ulrich asks him if he gives up, Amazing yells “No!” and Hennessey slams
Amazing’s head into the trash can. Hennessey picks up a chair, swings it up
high, and right back down, but Captain Amazing moves out of the way right
before the hit, and onto his knees, but fails to dodge the kick to his face
from Hennessey. Shane sets up a table against the corner, and sits Captain
Amazing against it. He grabs the chair, and opens it up somewhat near Captain
Amazing, goes to the opposite turnbuckle, gets a running start, hops onto the
chair, then right back off, and hits a missile dropkick on Captain Amazing right
through the table!
Crumb:
Oh my god! This newcomer is really trying to make an impression!
Samson:
Ehhh… it was alright. He didn’t do any of that to Casper.
Hennessey
shakes off the hard impact and picks up Captain Amazing, and throws him to the ropes.
As he comes back, Hennessey goes for a clothesline, but Captain Amazing ducks,
comes back with his own clothesline. Hennessey ducks under the arm and hits an
STO right through the steel chair! Hennessey sits Captain Amazing up, stares at
him for a second, and hooks his arms in a submission move.
Nelson:
Alright, this is what he calls the Blackout,
and by the reputation it has, this is the end for Captain Amazing!
Hennessey
hooks the move on hard, his eyes wide open with a maniacal look on his face.
Ref Ulrich lifts Captain Amazing’s free arm, and it falls once. Ref Ulrich
tries again, and the arm falls a second time. The crowd is on their toes as Ref
Ulrich lifts Amazing’s arm one last time, and for the third time it falls. Ref
Ulrich calls for the bell and declares Hennessey the winner.
Crumb:
Good job Shane Hennessey!
Samson:
Crumb, shut up, just shut up.
Nelson:
And Hennessey wins his second match here against Captain Amazing with an
impressive showing. But wait, Hennessey isn’t letting go of the Blackout.
Hennessey
keeps the hold on and Ref Ulrich yells at him to let go. The Amazing Dude,
Captain Amazing’s nephew, runs down to help and throws Hennessey off of his
uncle. Dude checks on Captain Amazing, and Hennessey looks mad. Hennessey comes
up from behind with the same crazy look, and hooks the Blackout on Dude, then flips him backwards with a Blackout suplex.
Nelson:
I have never seen anything like that in my life! He could’ve broken Dude’s
neck!
With
that, Hennessey goes to the outside, sliding out another table. He pulls Dude
out from the ring, and lays him down on the table. Hennessey slides in, picking
Captain Amazing up, he drags him to the apron, lifts him up for a powerbomb,
and jumps off for a sitdown powerbomb right through the Dude and the table!
Crumb:
That was psychotic!
Samson:
I bet Michael Irons could’ve done better.
Nelson:
Shut up Samson that was an amazing display of athleticism right there from
Shane Hennessey.
---Commercial---
Presents:
Coming April 27th
2003
~~
---“The
Manservant” Casper vs. Albert “The Fortune Cookie”
Wuchie---
Mrs.
Murakame:
“Welcome
back to Sunday Storm!”
El Gambit:
“Next
up: the Manservant, Casper, gets to beat the crap out of that patetico
debilucho Fortune Cookie!”
Jackie
Lee:
“Conichuwa!
I’m ‘Jaguar’ Jackie Lee, alongside Mrs. Murakame and ‘El Gambit’ Santiago
DeTouwce!”
El
G:
“Hola!”
Mrs.
M:
“Hi!”
‘Kung
Fu Fighting’ by One Hit Wonders hits the PA, and the crowd cheer. ‘The Fortune
Cookie’ Albert Wuchie, in his traditional Chinese outfit, appears on the
entranceway all psyched up. He walks to the ring, and slaps hands with fans on
the way.
Mrs.
M:
“Albert
seemed psyched!”
Jackie:
“He’s
always psyched! I’d know!”
El
G:
“Mierda,
his entrance theme es muy crappo!”
Suddenly,
‘Hundred Million’ by Treble Charger hits the PA, and out walks ‘The Manservant’
Casper to a pretty impressive (if it can be called such a thing considering
it’s negative aspects) boo from the crowd! He also looks pretty psyched, and is
for once without Monarch.
Mrs.
M:
“Casper
getting a flood of boos from the fans!”
Jackie:
“He’s
great! You’d have thought they’d respect a member of Strife’s Dungeon!”
El
G:
“Si…
I mean they cheered for that debilucho Restitutor Albert Wuchie! AND his musica
es better than Albert’s! ”
Arrogantly,
Casper struts to the ring jeering at fans. He gets into the ring, and gets
right into the face of Albert. Albert does not back down, so Casper slaps him,
then turns his back to jeer the crowd!
Mrs.
M:
“Casper
could have been a nice young man, but hanging around Monarch has made him a
meanie… just like Gamby and Jaggy!”
El
G and Jackie:
“Hey!”
A
look of anger waves across The Fortune Cookie’s face, and he steams in towards
Casper hitting a clothesline from behind.
Jackie:
“Hey!
Es no fair! Casper wasn’t ready!”
Mrs.
M:
“He
shouldn’t have disrespected Albert!”
Jackie:
“Don’t
do something like that and turn your back on Albert Wuchie! He has a fiery
temper, and a some impressive skills to back it up!”
The
Fortune Cookie capitalises on the floored Casper, and rolls him up with a
madishole cradle.
1…
Mrs.
M:
“Pinning
combination from Albert! This one could be all over very quickly!”
2
Kickout!
Jackie:
“You
aint gonna keep Casper down with a clothesline!”
El
G:
“He’s
a Dungeon member, you aint gonna keep him down without having to face the rest
of them!”
The
angered Casper charges at Albert with a clothesline, but he ducks and locks on
a Chinese Torture Trap (a sleeper hold/ hammer lock combination)!
Mrs.
M:
“Albert
has his special sleeper, the CTT, locked on! It nighty night for Casper!”
El
G:
“What’s
that stand for?”
Mrs.
M:
“CCT:
Chinese Torture Trap… and if Casper doesn’t escape soon, this will be all
over!”
Almost
as if he’d heard the Bionic Grandma, Casper runs backwards and Albert goes
crashing into the turnbuckles, involuntarily releasing the hold.
El
G:
“You
were saying Mrs. M? Casper is too good for ‘should have stayed behind the
commetry table’ boy!”
Mrs.
M:
“You
in glass house there… you and Jaggy!”
El
G mutters something under his breath, and Jackie humphs.
Casper
sits Albert on the top turnbuckle, and then takes a few seconds to taunt the
fans by shouting ‘hurancanrana’ at them! This gives Albert the time to scout
the move, and counter it into a top rope powerbomb!
Mrs.
M
“Burnt
bananas and then some! Casper got utterly slammed by that powerbomb counter! He
telegraphed a move to taunt the fans and paid for it!”
Jackie:
“Bloody
hell!”
El
G:
“Es
over!”
Albert
hooks the leg and pins the Manservant.
1…
Mrs.
M:
“Casper
just take top rope powerbomb! It over!”
2…
Jackie:
“I’ve
seen people put away with less of a high impact move that that!”
El
G:
“Es
true: Bulk Bogan beats idiotas with a running legdrop!”
3???
NO!
Kickout
at the absolute last moment!
Albert
is beside himself and appeals to the ref, who is adamant that Casper kicked
out.
Mrs.
M:
“Charred
chow mien! What resilience by Casper!”
El
G:
“Mierda!”
Jackie:
“What
does Albert have to do? Knock him out?!”
Casper
is still out of it, and Albert finally he takes the fact he didn’t get the pin,
and returns to his fallen foe. He grabs Casper up and slams him down with a
standard scoop slam. From this, he ascends the far turnbuckles backwards.
Mrs.
M:
“That’s
nearly the whole ring! Surely Albert isn’t going to try and hit Chinese
Moonsault from that distance!”
Jackie:
“That’s
a loooooong way!”
Albert
goes for it, clearing two thirds of the ring with a huge Chinese Moonsault
(Praying style)… but Casper rolls out of the ring, and all he hits is the
canvas!
El
G:
“Ah
hahahahahaha! He missed! Excellente! Es what he deserves for using one of my
moves!”
Jackie:
“Bloody
hell! I bet that hurt!”
Mrs.
M:
“Poor
Albert! I hope he okay!”
Casper
takes the time to recuperate outside the ring, as Albert rolls around inside it
in pain from the missed moonsault. Casper rolls back into the ring, and points
to the hurt The Fortune Cookie, and laughs. This receives a huge boo from the
pro-Albert crowd. Casper pulls Albert up, and goes for an Irish whip, but the
move is reversed by Albert. Albert misses a clothesline, then misses a reverse
elbow. Casper bounces off the ropes once more and goes for a cross body block,
Albert ducks, but Casper rolls out of the fall and gets up aiming a quick boot
at Albert. Albert catches it.
Mrs.
M:
“Look
at that! This pace is unbelievable!”
Casper
goes for an inseguri, but Albert ducks. Albert tries to drop an elbow, but
Casper moves out the way. Casper goes for a 360 legdrop, but Albert rolls out
the way! Albert gets up and charges at Casper for a clothesline.
El
G:
“Es
a miracle: these two actually have something resembling luce libre skill!”
Mrs.
M:
“They
so fast!”
Jackie:
“Quickness
is good, but one stiff clothesline and either of these two would snap!”
Casper
ducks, knees Albert in the back, hooks his into a reverse suplex position and
grabs hold of his tights. With the move scouted, Albert boots him in the face
and Casper drops him. Unfazed, Casper goes to drop an elbow, but Albert rolls
out the way. He quickly gets to his feet, but gets grabbed by Casper into an
Irish whip. Casper ducks too early, and Albert jumps over him for a sunset
flip! After a one count, he reverses the sunset flip, so it’s Albert being
pinned. Casper reverses back after a one count, and gets a one count himself,
which is ended by a scissoring of his head between his legs. He rolls over and
hooks one leg with his arm, and the other with his leg. This gets a two count,
and Albert slips away and they both face each other in the middle of the ring
in fighting stances. The crowd cheer the show of skill.
Mrs.
M:
“The
pace of those pinning combinations! Burnt bananas!”
El
G:
“Even
I’m slightly impressed… but Casper was carrying Wuchie there!”
Jackie:
“Bloody
hit each other… now I remember why I got so annoyed when I was in the ring with
Wuchie!”
Casper
sneers at Albert, and flips him off. Albert steams in and gets dropped with a
drop toehold. He quickly gets up but is armdragged back down. He gets up again,
but Casper drops him with a jumping hiptoss.
Jackie:
“Albert
lost his cool and now he’s getting pasted… a fatal weakness!”
El
G:
“Es
true!”
Albert
gets up slowly, holding his back, and glares at Casper. Casper sneers again,
and flips him off again!
Mrs.
M:
“Casper’s
disrespect is limitless!”
El
G:
“And
he’s a sneaky bastardo… that’ll annoy Wuchie more and make him even more
stupido!”
Albert
turns to the fans, and encourages…
“CASPER
SUCKS!
“CASPER
SUCKS!
“CASPER
SUCKS!”
Casper
is angered by this and starts stomping around the ring, trying to shut them up.
He turns around to get a flipping dropkick that sends him over the top rope!
El
G:
“Es
a cheat! He should be disqualified! The CROWD just interfered in the match for
him!”
Jackie
laughs as Mrs. M says ‘humph’.
Albert
jumps onto the top rope and, as Casper gets up, hits a springboard cross body
block to the outside of the ring! The crowd cheer wildly! He pulls up Casper
and smashes him against the barricade with a Russian Leg sweep! The ref
severely admonishes Albert.
Mrs.
M:
“Burnt
bananas! This no an extreme rules match!”
Jackie:
“Get
them back in the ring, ref! Count them out!”
El
G:
“The
fans seem to be after blood! They’ve finally started to take notice of this
match now that it’s outside the ring… vicious American bastardos!”
The
ref gets outside the ring and starts to tell Albert to get it in the ring. With
this distraction, Casper takes the opportunity to hit a low blow from behind!
He then Irish whips Albert into the steel steps!
Mrs.
M:
“What
a cheat that was by Casper!”
El
G:
“Albert
just happened to fall onto those steps! You need your eyes tested Mrs. M!”
Casper
gets back into the ring and taunts the fans. Albert is sat with his back to the
steps with a look of pain on his face. The ref starts to count him out.
However, Albert has rolled back into the ring by 8. After Albert has got to his
feet, Casper charges and nails a clothesline that floors him once more. As
Albert staggers to his feet again, Casper runs to the ropes, springboards,
flips in mid-air and hits a somewhat unorthodox move: a huge, high impact
forearm smash right between Albert’s eyes! He hooks the leg for a cover.
Mrs.
M:
“Sweet
and sour that is just sour! What athleticism! What power! This really could be
all for Albert Wuchie!”
1…
El
G:
“It
was a bueno forearm smash!”
2…
Jackie:
“Wuchie
can kick out of this I reckon… but he didn’t kick out of a Running Powerslam!”
3…
NO!
Albert’s
shoulder is up on the last millisecond!
Jackie:
“See
what I mean?”
Mrs.
M:
“That
close call!”
El
G:
“Where’d
he get resilience from?! Last time I noticed Wuchie he was getting his arse
kicked by an overweight and undertalented 55 year old!”
Jackie:
“HEY!
… And I’m 51!”
El
G cackles, and the more observant can hear a quiet, guilty giggle from a
certain elderly East Asian lady as well.
Casper
argues with the ref, and even tries to get him to raise his hand! The ref
shakes his head, telling Casper it was only two. Albert gets up, and sees an
opportunity. He leapfrogs onto Casper’s shoulders, and hits a victory roll
pinning combination!
El
G:
“Victory
roll!”
1…
El
G:
Luce
libre lives on in the Fortune Cookie! … Mierda! Couldn’t it have lived on in
someone a bit better?!”
Jackie:
“Pah!
A victory roll?! That won’t get Albert a victory! It’ll get Casper mad!”
2…
Mrs.
M:
“Don’t
be so sure!!!”
Kickout!
Mrs.
M:
“That
was close!”
Jackie:
“Nah!
Casper was playing with him!”
El
G:
“Casper
es a pretty canny hombre to escape from a luce libre move like that!”
Casper gets a boot to the gut, and Albert
grabs his head. He twists him behind his back and hits a reverse neckbreaker/
rude awakening. He follows with a high jumping legdrop, and hooks the leg!
Jackie:
“Impressive,
but ultimately not enough to put away Casper.”
1…
El
G:
“I’d
agree with that… he need to back to the luce libre!”
2…
Kickout!
Mrs.
M:
“You
two so critical! You both meanies! Even you two can see Albert on roll now!”
Albert
quickly grabs Casper, and grabs him from behind for what appears to be a German
suplex! Casper however, mule kicks him behind the ref’s back. He then Irish
whips Albert… but Albert inadvertently crashes into the ref, sending the guy
out of the ring!
Mrs.
M:
“Oh
no!”
El
G:
“Albert
just blatantly attacked the ref!”
Jackie:
“And
I thought I was biased!”
El
G:
“Oiga!
Who’s side are you on, amigo?!”
Casper
smiles nastily and pulls up Albert. He blatantly chokes him in the middle of
the ring, and with no ref to stop him, he laughs in Albert’s face.
Mrs.
M:
“How
disgraceful! Casper is a big, big meanie!”
Jackie:
“He’s
just taking advantage of circumstance!”
El
G:
“I’m
liking him more by the second!”
Mrs.
M:
“Meanies!”
Albert
is gagging, but with a rush of adrenaline, drops a nut onto Casper, who
released the choke instantly! He follows it with a clothesline.
Mrs.
M:
“Go
Albert! Show that cheater!”
Albert
pulls Casper up and drops him with an Implant DDT (Gangrel’s Impaler)!
Mrs.
M:
“Burnt
bananas!”
Albert
motions to the top rope and the crowd pop. He jumps onto the top turnbuckle,
launches himself and hits a beautiful top rope legdrop!
Mrs.
M:
“Top
rope legdrop! ‘Kool Hand’ Luke Laverne used to call that the Final Kool Off! It
a big time finisher, but there’s no ref!”
Jackie
(ultra-sarcastic):
“Shame!”
El
G laughs.
Albert
hooks the leg automatically, but there is no ref. The crowd count: 1… 2… 3… but
the ref doesn’t! Albert, frustrated as hell, gets off Casper and tries to wake
up the ref.
Mrs.
M:
“Albert
would have won that if ref had been conscious!”
El
G:
“But
he wasn’t, so Albert is nothing but a loser… STILL!”
Jackie:
“Amen
to that!”
Mrs.
M:
“MEANIES!”
Albert
struggles to wake the ref, and Casper struggles to his feet behind him. After a
swift kick to the back, Casper hooks him up in a reverse suplex position, and
hoists him up for a brief stall, then drops down, dropping Albert onto his
shoulder for a modified version of a stunner!
El
G:
“Mierda!
Verti-Drop Neckbreaker! What a move!”
Casper
covers the stunned Albert, and the ref crawls slowly over.
Mrs.
M:
“The
ref still very groggy! He take nasty knock!”
El
G:
“Mierda!
Debilucho referee!”
1…
Jackie:
“This
is a very slow count! The guy is hardly conscious!”
El
G:
“Hurry
up! Patetico!”
Mrs.
M:
This
painful to watch!”
2…
El
G:
“Es
such a slow count, you could kick out of being hit by a truck!”
Jackie:
“But
not a Running Powerslam!”
El
G:
“Or
a Rock of Gibraltar DDT!”
Mrs.
M:
“Here
we go…!”
3?
NO!
Albert
kicks out of the slow count.
El
G:
“Mierda!
Mierda! Mierda! That debilucho would never have kicked from the Verti-Crop
Neckbreaker if the count was decent!”
Mrs.
M:
“I
don’t think even Albert would dispute that!”
Casper
is furious! He pulls up Wuchie and screams for his Comatose finisher!
Mrs.
M:
“Caper
calling for Comatose! If he hit that career shortening move, Deacon Kane no
kick out!”
The
Manservant hooks up Albert into a powerbomb stall… but form somewhere, Albert
finds the energy to slip out and drop Casper with a DDT counter!
El
G:
“Mierda!
Nooooo!”
Stunned
and disorientated, Casper is instinctively back on his feet, and Wuchie
unleashes a horrendous flow of martial arts kicks at him. Staggering him to the
ropes, Albert Irish whips him, and hits…
Mrs.
M:
“Crack
of the Cookie (Alabama Slam)! Chinese onslaught followed by Crack of the
Cookie!”
Albert
hooks the leg, and covers Casper…
The
ref has recovered a bit, and his count is quicker!”
1…
Jackie:
“Believe
me, the Crack of the Cookie hurts like hell!”
El
G:
“Es
no fair!”
2…
Mrs.
M:
“It
over!”
El
G:
“Es
no fair! The count is much faster!”
3!
DING
DING DING!
Mrs.
M:
“What
a battle! Albert Wuchie is victorious over Casper!”
El
G:
“But
if I was Wuchie, I’d feel awful in the knowledge that Casper would have won the
match first had the debilucho ref not been knocked out by that cheater Albert!”
Jackie:
“I’m
just glad to have seen a match of that quality!”
Wuchie
heads up the ramp slapping hands, despite slightly staggering, after his hard-
earned victory. Casper slowly gets up in the ring, looking frustrated.
El
G:
“Mierda!
I can’t believe Casper lost to that debilucho! The decision should be reversed!
Poor Casper has to go down with a loss in this match, and that’s a travesty!”
Mrs.
M:
“We
on Sunday Storm actually!”
Jackie:
“Boom!
Boom! And on that note, on behalf of Mrs. Murakame and Santiago DeTouwce:
Sayonara!”
El
G:
“Adios!”
Mrs.
M:
“Goodbye!”
---Backstage---
Butterscotch Monroe is standing beside the wall talking to one of the officials when she spots a man in blue jeans and a spandek football team jersey on. He has a baseball cap on with his ponytail stuffed out the back. He has on Black boots and a duffel bag in his hands. Monroe gives him a few looks as her eye’s light up. She seems to have recognized him. She paces towards him and draws out a microphone. She looks up to the man who seems to be Eric Douglas.
Monroe
: Excuse me , are you by any chance , former BWO boxing champ ? Eric Douglas I
believe.
Eric
raises his eyebrows , he seems taken aback by Monroe’s knowledge.
Eric
: Indeed I am , miss ????
Monroe
: Butterscotch Monroe (says it about exasperatedly).
Eric
: Nice to meet you.
Monroe
: So , what business brings you here to GZW ?
Eric
: Oh , im just here checkin’ it out basically. Im a guest of Steph , if you
know what im talking about.
Monroe
: Steph Fiery , the new talent agent.
Eric
: Yeah that’s her.
Monroe
: Listen , you have some fans here in the United States. They’d all like to get
an official word on the Trial.
Eric
sighs and tries to avoid answering.
Monroe
: Well ????
Eric
knowing that he cant get out of it answers.
Eric
: Look , I just haven’t had a great time of late , its been a horrible two
weeks and I really don’t want to say much about the trial , I lost , I thought
it was unfair and I really didn’t like the result but yeah they say good guys
finish last , but this good guy wont buckle. If they take away boxing from me ,
ill come to Wrestling. Im just gonna forget about the past and look forward to
a bright future , If I do strike it at GZW.
Monroe
: What do you say about the competition here ?
Eric
: Theres always gonna be competition Butterscotch , but im just going to give
it my best shot , I always go by the ruling , let the best man win. But , ill
add that im no pushover , ill take any challenge thrown at me , you can only
underestimate me at your own peril because im ready for a challenge , anytime
anywhere. Aight , Take it easy babe.
Douglas
pats Monroe lightly on the cheek and then walks off letting out a deep breath
as Butterscotch Monroe starts blushing.
~~
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Suddenly,
he gets run over by a zamboni machine. Blood flies and splatters onto the other
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~~
---GZW 2K1 Television Championship Match: “The Upstart” Richard Dean
vs. “Wild Card” Eddie Knoxville---
"Let the bodies hit the
floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the
bodies hit the...". With every time that sentence is whispered throughout the arena, a
quarter of the arena lights are shut off, before the first riff hits the arena
is completely black, it is silent "FLOOOOOR!"
with that ear-deafening scream, the entire arena lights up with white
searchlights and fireworks. “The Upstart” Richard Dean bolts down the ramp with
arms outstretched, slapping the hands of all the fans reaching for him. He
jumps onto the ring apron while holding onto the top rope, he rears back, and
launches himself into the ring. While waiting for his opponent, he sits on the
top turnbuckle, smiling.
Crumbs:
The fans sure do love Richard.
Samson:
Yeah well, the fans are stupid.
Nelson:
Richard Dean's going to have his hands quite full tonight, fans or no. He’ll be
taking on the GZW Television Champion Eddie Knoxville!
Samson:
That says it all. He's dead meat.
“Iron Man (This Means War
Remix)” by
Ozzy Osbourne and Busta Rhymes explodes over the house speakers as blue and
white strobes illuminate the arena. After a short pause, Knoxville steps from
the curtain. With the Heavyweight TV title around his waist, he stares out over
the audience for a moment as to allow the anticipation to build. He walks down
toward the ring without acknowledging any of the fans. He steps between the
ropes as Upstart steps forward and Ref Sonny Bright rings the bell.
Nelson:
This'll be quite the styles clash. Dean is more methodical, a mat based
wrestler, whereas Knoxville is a high flyer and risk taker.
Samson:
Knoxville has that kid hands down. Richard didn't even ever train, he learned
how to wrestle by playing on trampolines in his backyard. He can't keep up with
Knoxville on the mat. This'll be short and sad.
Richard
and Knoxville lock up in an arm and collar. Knoxville presses and wins the
hold, forcing Richard back and then moving it into a side headlock. Richard
tries to fight out of it, but Knoxville isn't giving him any headroom. Richard
throws a few quick elbow jabs to Knoxville's side and as the Wild Card lets up
slightly, Richard counters and grabs a side headlock of his own, grinding it in
good. Knoxville tries to fight out of it, but Richard keeps it in, wrenching
the neck as best as his arms can. The fans start chanting "Upstart,
Upstart, Upstart" which makes a smile break out on his face.
Crumb:
Richard's been keeping Knoxville in check pretty well so far. He might have
been working on honing his skills on the ground over his hiatus.
Samson:
We'll see. This is just getting started.
Richard
keeps the side headlock on for a few more seconds before launching Knoxville
into the ropes. As Knoxville comes back, Richard leapfrogs him and Knoxville
keeps going and hits the ropes and returns to Richard. This time Richard takes
him down to the mat with a quick head scissors takedown. Knoxville rolls up to
his feet and a second head scissors takedown is all he gets. Richard goes for a
pinfall. 1...2...and Thomas kicks out at two. Richard brings Knoxville up to
his feet but before he can do anything else, the TV Champ rakes the
challenger’s eyes to get the advantage back. He grabs Richard and tosses him by
the hair to the mat, which causes the Skyreach Centre to boo him loudly. He
just acknowledges this with a roll of the eyes.
Samson:
Look at those technical skills on display by The Wild Card!!!!!
Nelson:
Technical eh? All I saw was an eye poke and a cheap hair toss. In fact, one
could say that Richard has outwrestled Eddie Knoxville so far.
Samson:
Yes, one COULD say that......if they were an idiot. Oh sorry, never mind. I
forgot who I'm on an announce team with.
Richard
deftly makes it to his feet from the hair toss, only to be met with an atomic
drop that seems to hit in the wrong place. This is quickly followed by a short
arm clothesline for good measure. Ref Bright tries to argue with Knoxville about
cheapshots, but Eddie goes for the pinfall attempt. 1...2...and a kickout at
two! Knoxville whips Richard into the ropes and leans down as if to back drop
him on the return, but The Upstart grabs hold of the ropes to stop himself,
then causally steps forward and kicks Knoxville in the face which knocks him
back a little. Richard follows this up with a nice superkick that sends
Knoxville to the mat. Richard plays to the crowd and goes to the nearest
turnbuckle.
Crumb:
Richard going for the high risk here...if whatever he does doesn't hit, he'll
be in trouble.
Richard
climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Knoxville to stand up. Knoxville
gets to his feet....missile dropkick!!!!!!!! Again Knoxville hits the mat after
the well placed missile dropkick, so Richard goes for the pinfall. 1...2...and
a kickout! The fans chant his name again "Upstart, Upstart, Upstart"
as he stands up. As he turns to acknowledge them, Knoxville gets to his knees
and hits a low blow that Ref Bright did not see. Knoxville gets up and hits the
ropes behind Richard and follows up with a bulldog. Knoxville goes for the
cover. 1...2...kickout at two!!!!! Knoxville gets angry and covers again, this
time using the ropes for a little support.1...2...and Ref Bright catches it and
calls him on it. Ref Bright and Knoxville argue as Richard struggles up to his
feet.
Nelson:
(Sarcastically) Good to see that Knoxville remembered the rules. I'd hate to
see him cheat to win this.
Samson:
Your sarcasm is duly noted Nelson and it's not how you win, it's THAT you win
that matters.
Knoxville
stops arguing with Ref Bright as he sees Richard gets up. Knoxville goes to
punch Richard but the Upstart blocks and hits Knoxville with a punch of his
own! Again Knoxville punches and again it's blocked and countered, this time
making Knoxville stumble back. Richard goes for another superkick, but
Knoxville grabs the foot and shakes his head no to taunt Richard. Knoxville
keeps the foot and lunges towards Richard, but Richard counters this by jumping
up and kicking Knoxville with his other foot in the back of the head with an
enziguri! Knoxville is taken to the mat. Richard picks up Knoxville and hits a
double arm DDT to make sure he stays down. He goes to the nearest turnbuckle.
Nelson:
Richard Dean has got the ball back in his court, but I question again him using
a high risk move. It worked last time, but just one slip and Knoxville will be
all over him.
Samson:
If only you were his manager.....cause he just made a fatal mistake!
Richard
gets on the turnbuckle and goes for a splash on the prone Eddie Knoxville but
the TV Champ gets his knees up and sends Richard rolling off clutching his
midsection. Koxville follows him and grabs him from the front as Richard holds
his stomach in pain. Knoxville hits a nice belly-to-belly suplex. Knoxville
goes for the pinfall, this time putting pressure on Richard by using his
forearm to Richard's face. 1...2...and Richard kicks out at two! Knoxville
lifts Richard up and hefts him up and over for a massive pumphandle Michinoku driver that shakes the whole ring! The fans
boo Knoxville as gloats.
Samson:
Told you it was a fatal mistake for Richard. That's the set up for the ganso bomb (lifts his opponent up as if
he were going for a powerbomb, but instead drops to his knees, spiking them on
the top of their head). It's all academic from here boys.
Crumb: Richard was doing great until he went with the risks once too often.
Nelson:
Although one could argue with Knoxville and his loose interpretation of fair
play.
Knoxville
lifts Richard Dean up and pulls him towards the turnbuckle so he can hit the ganso bomb. But Richard is fighting him
on the way. Finally as Knoxville is practically running to put as much strength
as he can to pulling Richard, Upstart drops to the mat and hits a drop toe hold
on Knoxville that causes him to hit the bottom turnbuckle face first! Richard
follows this up with a dropkick to the back of Knoxville's head, which again
drives his face into the bottom turnbuckle. Richard plays a little to the
capacity crowd that is behind him the whole way as he lifts Knoxville up from
behind and hits a textbook belly to back suplex! Knoxville is a little back
from the corner now, so Richard motions that he is going for a high flying
maneuver.
Crumb:
Dean going for it! Dean’s going for it!!!! The Upstart wins!!!! The Upstart
wins!!!!!
Samson:
Don't count your Upstarts before they happen Crumb.
Richard
gets on the first turnbuckle, then the second, facing the crowd with a huge
grin. As he gets to the top and steadies himself, Knoxville pops up and runs
over and in one swift motion grabs Richard around the midsection and German
suplexes him right off the top turnbuckle!!!!! Richard's head and body bounce a
couple times after impact. Eddie Knoxville collapses on top of Richard for the
pinfall attempt.
1...2...3!!
Crumb:
Eddie Knoxville wins and retains his TV title!
The
crowd shows their appreciation for Knoxville by booing the hell out of him and
then chanting "Uptart, Upstart, Upstart" and "Richard, Richard,
Richard"
Nelson:
Eddie Knoxville might have scored the win here, but I think Richard's walking
out of this stronger too. We saw a new Richard Dean out there.
Samson:
Whatever...he's still the same loser he's always been to me.
As
Knoxville retrieves his TV title a bustling occurs in the crowd. Knoxville
looks up just in time to be tackled from an airborne Shane “Ruff” Ryder. Ryder,
his arm not in a sling, proceeds to wail away on the prone Knoxville. Wild Card
manages to block a few punches and eventually pushes Ryder off. Ryder not
satisfied picks up the TV title and proceeds to brain Knoxville as he is
getting to his feet. Knoxville hits the padded floor head busted open. Ryder
looks at the blood on the TV title and then looks at Knoxville laid out.
Ryder:
Paybacks a b*tch!! See you at Crimson, Eddie!!!
Ryder
drops the TV title onto the back of Knoxville as he walks up the rampway.
Samson:
So one should arrest Ryder for that awful attack.
Nelson:
I’m going to act like I just didn’t hear that.
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---GZW 2K1 LightHeavyweight Championship Match: “Ragin’ Shotgun” Adam Cage
vs. “Lil’ Devil” Hades---
Dean:
Hey yo wassup back in T.V land looky who back on tele it’s the one and only
DEANO! BOWSCH! Oh yeah and I’m with that other guy
Will:
Wiww, thank you vewy much!
Dean:
no problemo, and if memory serves me right this is out first ever appearance on
this show!
Will:
not wong, and we’re here to commentate on this match coming up with Hades and
Adam Cage?
Dean:
who and WHO?
Will:
WiW Deviw Hades, the son of Dameon
Dean:
OH him!…. and Adam Cage, who’s gone cold since he was red hot about a year ago,
remember when he beat Monarch?
Will:
How could I forget? It was a BIG win for him back then
Dean:
yes but look who’s king of the mountain know…. Kid Kaos was right when he said
AC has lost his touch he’ll certainly want to regain it here tonight
Will:
but know down to the wing with Weferee Wowe!
(“Break
Ya Neck” By Busta Rhymes begins to play on the PA system, and running down the
rampway comes Hades, to a big explosion of cheers from the crowd, who clearly
love Hades the “Lil Devil”, as Hades stands on the middle rope,
LightHeavyweight title around his waist, he looks into the crowd, and sees a
young lady he points at her, she goes all shy, and hides behind someone elses
sign)
Will:
Aqua won’t be pweased that Hades is pointing at women in the cwowd, surewy?
Dean:
Aqua or no Aqua, Hades could be having fun tonight, and I aint talking about in
the ring with a monkey man!
Will:
Monkey Man Adam Cage? Where did you get that one fwom?
Dean:
look at him he looks like a Monkey!
(???
By ??? begins to play on the PA system and out comes Adam Cage to a mixed
reaction, perhaps stemming from his war of words with Victor XTC, he walks down
to the ring, pointing at hades, and Signalling he’s going to snap him in half)
Will:
A war of words again fwom Adam Cage
Dean:
yes, but actions ALWAYS speak louder than words!
(AC
gets into the ring, and after a quick check down for foreign objects by Adam
Lowe, the match gets underway, and begins with the two circling each other)
Dean:
get it underway already!
(Hades
bounces into the ropes, and runs at AC, and nails him with a quick spinning
heel kick that sends AC reeling into the corner, but Hades, is quickly onto AC
like a true professional, he picks AC
and flings him into the far turnbuckle, AC stops himself short, and Hades who
isn’t far behind him gets nearly beheaded with a Huge clothesline from AC)
Will:
Down to the mat!
Dean:
perhaps he can start the job he should be doing on the mat, by cleaning it!
(AC
stalks Hades who gets to his feet, only to be taken down with a cocky kick to
the back of the knees by AC, followed by a stiff elbow, and then goes for the
cover)
ONE….
Will:
not even a TWO!
Dean:
daft going for early pins!
Will:
hey, any pin COULD win it, it’s always worth twying should the chance occur!
Dean:
depends on the tactics, and whether you’re manly enough to get the job done
properly!
(Hades
is quickly up as is AC, Hades goes back to the ropes, bounces off them, and
goes for a hurricarina, but AC manages to stop him, and hits a powerbomb…
But
No Hades countered at the last second smashing AC’s head into the canvas with
an X Factor)
Dean:
say hello to the Mat AC, Hades cleaned it for YOU
Will:
no he didn’t
Dean:
Then I want him sacked for not doing his job properly!…. this unprofessional
attitude must come from his mothers side deffinately not Dameons
Will:
Wasn’t Hades adopted?
Dean:
It explains a lot, but why would you adopt him?
(Hades
begins to rally the fans, as he stalks AC, AC gets to his feet, only to be kicked
square in the mid-section, and hit with a double leg fame-asser)
Will:
Two wegged fame-asser, how cweative!
Dean:
what difference does it make to a single other than looking fancy?
Will:
put more force downwards, therefore more impact on the wanding, so AC’S face
must be hurting him
Dean:
I don’t know but it’s sure hurting me haha!
Will:
that mean!
(Hades
has jumped up to the top rope, and AC gets to his feet, Hades spies his
opportunity, and goes for a BIG impact spinning heel kick from the top Rope)
(BUT
NO, AC GETS HIS BOOT UP, AND WHAM BETWEEN THE LEGS OF HADES)
Will:
HERBAW TEA!!!!!!… hades is in serious pain here, you should never EVER kick a
person square in the nads wike that…. it’s just mean MAN!
Dean:
but it’s sure effective! Hahaha
(The
referee checks to see if Hades is okay, and like a shark smelling blood, AC
zooms in and hits a series of mounted punches much to the dismay of the fans,
who’re letting AC just know what they think of him now)
Dean:
Wooo I like this side of AC it’s like a turd that’s just be stood on… wait a
minute it’s nothing like that, apart from the way I looks hahaha
Will:
damn you’re mean sometimes Deano!
Dean:
no pain no gain
(AC
now begins to bite Hades’ head, and Referee Lowe has to pull him away from
Hades, but AC pushes the referee out of the way, and smack with HUGE kick into
the ribs of Hades by AC, that echo throughout the arena)
Dean:
Ouchy!
(AC,
pulls Hades up, high above his head, and parades him around the ring like he’s
a piece of meat, and then dumps him to the outside onto the steel steps with a
gorilla press)
Will:
DAMN STWONG HERBAW TEA I think I’m hawwucinating did I just see AC goriwwa
pwess Hades to the outside of the wing onto the steew steps?
Dean:
No you didn’t, with all this Herbal tea business, you probably saw about three
of it… lucky you it was good!
(Hades
rolls around on the floor on the outside, the fans going berserk at AC, who
seems to be lapping it up)
Dean:
it reminds me of his attitude back in Pride, and that was DAMN good!
(AC,
shoves the referee out of the way, and makes his way to the outside, the
referee starts a ten count, as AC picks up the “Lil Devil” and whips him into
the security rail, The fans go “OOO”, Hades fall to the ground holding his back
in pain, AC yells at some of the front row fans, telling them “Cage the man!”)
Will:
How big headed is Adam Cage?
(The
referee yells at Adam Cage “Get it in the ring” Adam Cage obliges, and picks
Hades up on his shoulder, but then rams it into the steal post, the fans boo,
as Adam Cage just laughs)
Dean:
hehehe Ye that’s funny Dude!
Will:
you’re sick Deano!
(The
referee yells at Adam Cage, and threatens to Disqualify him, as Adam Cage
finally rolls Hades into the ring and makes a quick pin)
ONE…
TWO…
THR….
Will:
No Hades kicks out!
(Adam
Cage slightly annoyed that the former tag-team champion kicked out, Adam Cage
stands Hades up, and signals a down thumb to the crowd, before setting him up
for an evenflow DDT)
Dean:
hit the NOVAAAAA!
Will:
wait what’s that noise?
Dean: isn’t it Dameons Music?
(Sure
enough “Turns to Ashes” by 36 Crazyfists is playing on the PA system causing
great confusion in the ring, AC gets to his feet, Hades on the floor opens his
eyes, and spring to his feet, as soon as he here’s the music in astonishment,
he looks around but there is no Dameon, instead he receives a kick in the gut
followed by another even Flow DDT by Adam Cage)
Dean:
The music awoke him, but know he’s down again, hehehe.
Will:
this isn’t fair, this has caused a gweat advantage to AC
(AC,
has a quick loom around, and makes a cover)
ONE…
Will:
This could be A BIG win for AC!
TWO…
Dean:
wait who’s that?
(from
underneath the ring crawls Dameon)
THR….
Will:
what NO! Hades just kicked out of the Nova again, how did he do it?
(Hades
pushes, AC off, and gets to his feet, and starts pointing at Dameon and yelling
at him, the two exchange very heated words until…)
Will:
WOLL UP fwom AC!
(AC
and Dameon link hands causing more pressure down on Hades)
ONE…..
TWO…
THREE….
Ding
Ding Ding!
Will:
NO NO NO, not wike that, Weferee they just screwed Hades BIG time!
Dean:
hey a win is a win, never mind how you get the win, a win is always a big W in
the record books!
Will:
but whatever happens to winning with honour?
Dean:
ha that’s for losers!
Will:
but hang on a minute I don’t bewieve it, but the weferee HAS seen it, and is
wetting the match continue weww-done Mr Wowe!
Dean:
No that can’t happen, Hades was meant to lose, the referee only saw it on the
instant replay, and there isn’t supposed to be replays in wrestling!
(Dameon,
and AC both get in the face of referee Lowe, but he has none of it, and demands
the bell be rang to re-start the match)
Ding
Ding Ding!
Will:
we’re off again
(Dameon
and Cage still are arguing with the referee, but the lil Devil behing AC’s back
throws Dameon over the top rope, and top to the floor)
Dean:
this blatant bias referee, how much I hate him!
Will:
he’s only pwaying by the wules!
(Hades
know spots his opportunity, and rolls Adam up in a school boy, Lowe is quickly
down, and making the pin)
ONE…
TWO…
THRE….
Dean:
NO, thanks for Justice AC kicked out of that fast count!
Will:
Fast Count is you mad?
(Dameon,
is quickly up onto the ring, yelling at the referee again, but as he does Hades
picks up AC, and WHAM a low blow from AC)
Will:
no you NEVER kick a man there!
Dean:
hehe another one for the worlds funniest groin pains!
(Cage
makes the cover, but the ref is still arguing with Dameon, and eventually then
referee has enough of Dameon, and demands he heads backstage, Dameon goes very
slowly, as the referee turns around AC still has the cover)
ONE….
TWO…
THREE….
Dean:
Yes Cage wins!
Will:
NO, wook Hades got his foot up on the wopes!
Dean:
Damn, that aint fair, if the referee would have turned around earlier Cage
would be the winner now!
Will:
No I don’t bewieve this time the weferee hasn’t spotted it Adam Cage wins the
WightHeavyweight title, but a bwatant foot was on the wopes by hades
Dean:
what foot on the ropes?
Will:
No I can’t bewieve Hades has just wost wike that he’ww be irate when he
reawises what happened, but that’s awl fwom us!
Dean:
till next time
---Commercial---
You better watch who you talkin bout; Runnin your mouth, like you know me Various Images of Nathan Williams talking trash about his opponents. You gon' f*ck around and show why the "Show Me" Get called the "Show Me" Nathan Williams showing off the EWO Heavyweight Title after winning it at the original Contest of Champions. Why one-on-one you can't hold me if your last name was handsOnly way you wear me out is stitch my name on your pants Pictures of various wrestlers being manhandled by Nathan Williams from Sincere to his former best friend Magic. No resident of France; but you swear I'm from ParisHundred-six karats - total? Naw that's per wrist Images of Nathan Williams signing autographs and taking pictures with the fans. Trying to compurr this - my chain to yo' chainI'm like Sprint or Motorola - no service, out of your range Nathan Williams going through a gauntlet of jobbers at the November 6th Edition of Crimson. You out of your brains, thinkin I'ma shout out your nameYou gotta come up with better ways than that to catch your fame Images of Magic attacking Angel. All that pressure you applyin it's time to ease offBefore I hit you from the blindside takin your sleeves off Several images of Nathan leaping out of the ring with a suicide dive on different opponents. As much as we's floss, still hard to please bossDon't be lyin b*tchin and cryin - suck it up as a loss Images of Nathan standing over Sincere after beating him at Acceptable Risks. Cause your, acts is wack, your whole label is wackAnd matter fact, eh eh-eh eh a-hold that Nathan standing on the top turnbuckle yelling at Paul Spartan on a November 6th edition of Crimson. I... am... number one - no matter if you like itHere take it sit down and write it Nathan holding the EWO Heavyweight Title high after beating Pimp Bizkit in a 60 minute iron man match. I... am... number oneHey hey hey hey hey hey - now let me ask you manWhat does it take to be number one? Nathan standing with Magic, Defiant, and Darkside back in the EWO. Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers (hey) Maxx Pain being thrown out of the ring by Nathan Williams at the Contest of Champions II. What does it take to be number one?Hey hey hey hey... Various images of Nathan Williams walking through the halls of the GZW Coliseum are shown. A scratching noise is heard as the music suddenly fades from “Number One” by Nelly into “Boiler” by Limp Bizkit. Looks like I'm 'a do everything myself Maybe I could use some help Nathan Williams then known as T-Rex being attacked by Pride on the February 12th episode of Crimson.
But hell, you want something done right
You gotta do it yourself Nathan Williams coming to the rescue of various wrestlers.
Maybe life is up and down
But, my life's been what to now? Nathan being attacked by Justin Sharp and Rebellion just days before Fallout: Zero Defects.
I crawled up your butt from hell
And that's when things got turned around Nathan finding out that baby Rachel is not his.
It used to be a lie
And now it feels pathetic
And now I get it
Nathan finding out that Tate Troublesome is the father of Angel’s child.
What's done is done
You just leave it alone
And don't regret it Nathan saving his wife Angel from an attack by Magic.
Sometimes some things turn into dumb things
And that's when you put your foot down Nathan attacking Magic after a hard fought match.
Why did I have to go and meet somebody like you? (like you)
Various stills of Tate Troublesome faze into pictures of Angel.
Why do you have to go and hurt somebody like me? (like me) Various stills of Nathan.
How could you do somebody like that
You know that I'm never coming back Images of Nathan turning his back to the camera and walking off. The battle lines have been drawn. Where does everyone stand? Only time will tell. The return is coming.
~~
The
Skyreach Centre in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada is abuzz with people moving back
and forth getting ready for the last match of the night, the GZW World
Heavyweight Championship Glass Ceiling
Match between Zachary Sharp, Maxx
Pain and the CCW Triple Crown Champion, “The Wrestling Franchise” Monarch. The
crowd is just settling in when “Adrenaline”
By Gavin Rossdale blares over the PA system and a video plays over the Zero
Tron of Zachary Sharp hitting various moves on different opponents, from Kid
Kaos, Hades, Maxx Pain, to attacking Lord Deacon Kane at LotC to many clips of
the grueling Iron Man Match fought against “The Wrestling Franchise” Monarch to
finally a shot of Zac holding the at that time GZW Heavyweight championship
after the infamous Upset over “Smooth
Operator” Billy Bond now months upon months ago.
A
burst of pyros and the crowd stands to their feet for the Canadian superstar in
a very respectable manner as Zac makes his way out onto the ramp dressed in his
usual ring gear as his tights read “Dream” on one side and “Inspire” on the
other. The popular young GZW superstar stops on the way down to the ring and
slaps hands with the fans before finally sliding under the bottom rope and
quickly scaling up to the top turnbuckle of the far corner of the ring with a
flexing pose as flashes from cameras give off and almost immortal glow that each and every GZW superstar lives and breathes
for. Zac steps down and is handed a microphone right away as the fans quite
down.
Nelson:
The Canadian fans are always loud and ready to go… And the ovation for Zachary
Sharp seems to just further prove that point!
Samson:
It’s a real shame that they all have to watch Monarch demolish this kid for
what’s this? The third? Fourth? Fifth time now?!
Crumb:
Nice shorts though.
Samson:
You can always depend on you to drop the intelligence factor in any
conversation to zero can’t we?
Zachary: As many of you know tonight
I have a chance to regain a Championship that means the world to me. To climb
back to the top and gain the first piece in the greater puzzle of the CCW
Triple Crown Championship which I’ve sworn I will one day hold! And for the
last few days my opponents and myself have been relatively quiet when it comes
to a match of this intensity. But while Maxx Pain and Monarch have both given at
least some words towards promoting this clash, I have stayed quiet and away
from the public eye. Why? I think everyone in this arena knows why. I don’t
think I need to go into why my search for that slimy shell of a man who has
abducted my girlfriend… IS RUINING MY
LIFE!!!! Have I put in any “extra” training for a match which most CCW
superstars would give so much for? NO!!!
Have I done my job by going out with the fans who support me, who support the
GZW, who come out and watch us do what we love to do night in and night out? NO!!! I’ve spent every waking minute,
bar the few I take to remind myself that I am still alive, looking for any
lead, and morsel or scrap of evidence that will lead me to Paul Spartan. I
haven’t found anything….
Samson:
This punk kid better hope he doesn’t find “The First” if he knows what’s good
for him!
Nelson:
You and I both know that there’s no quit in that young man.
Zachary: I knew that I’d be going
into this under your rules, Paul. I knew I was running the gauntlet and that you
can’t run forever without getting clipped and falling… falling hard! I also
know your not a “man” like Monarch. You don’t do things by the book, why?
Because your not the wrestler you once were? Because you know that deep down
given the opportunity that we all know will one day come that Zachary Sharp
would shove his black leather boot so far up your ass that the bullshit you
spread will be finally and gratefully cut off?!?!? It’s gone on for weeks… it
could on for weeks more… I want this shit to end!! You want to crush me? You
wan tot ruin my career, grind me into dust so that you can get yourself “Over” or to just fucking get a little back
on this fucking grudge against humanity that you have?! I’M RIGHT HERE!!! I won’t back down from you. So if that’s what
your waiting for, you can forget it this very second! And delaying that
“asskicking” won’t lessen it’s effect Spartan…. Your messing with someone I
care greatly for… and your gonna pay for it, pay bad!!
Nelson:
These fans are in support of young Zac here 100% and I’m with them… And I do
believe that one day Paul Spartan is going to get what’s coming to him from
this charismatic young lion.
Samson:
(Sarcastically) That’s nice…
Zachary: So am I ready to go into a
match against a man who has proven time and time and time again that yes he is
indeed the best CCW has to offer? Am I ready to put aside friendship with a man
like Maxx Pain to reclaim gold? You can bet your sweet ass I am!! Like every
other GZW superstar, I live and breath for the gold that you possess Monarch.
I’ve already bled for it… I’ve damn sure sweat for it… we all know I’m game!
And Maxx, you running out on Crimson to fully assert yourself as the #1
contender I can respect that. You’ve got drive. You can taste the gold at your
fingertips… Hell, I can even respect you saying that not even I can stand in your way! You’ve got
guts, you’ve got determination and you’ve got awesome power all at your
backing. That’s cool, Maxx. We’ve done this dance before you and I on numerous
occasions and I’m sure this won’t be the last. But now you get to hear me… Hear
me in front of these thousands of screaming fans… as I’m announced the brand
spanking new GZW World Heavyweight Champion!!! And Maxx Pain… Not even YOU can stand in my way!
Samson:
I got to admit, the thought of those two Regulator losers smacking each other
around does appeal to me!
The
fans cheer as Zac graps the ring ropes, his knuckles white from the tension
before he licks his upper lip and continues.
Zachary: The man this all comes down
to though is a man whose given everything he has to this sport, to this
lifestyle. A man whose bled more then any other and beaten the best of the
best. That’s right, there couldn’t be any more deserving of a man than you to
hold the GZW World Heavyweight championship, James. You and I too have danced
this dance time and time again with the same results of utter bullshit screwing
over what could and can be the greatest wrestling match that GZW has known
since Deacon Kane versus “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond! All the critics, all the
backstage hands, even the booking committee that sees and says that I’m a
younger version of you… even Kandi fortune… and I think even deep down in
yourself you see it Monarch. Do I have the desire like James Corbin has? Oh Yeah!
Will I bleed night in and night out to do what I love to do? Gladly! Will I
match up toe to toe, eye to eye and skills to skills with any man who wants to
come and get some? Any day!! Similarities aside Monarch… we match up pretty
even across the scoreboard only differing in experience and age, so before we
close the book on the saga I’m going to go toe to toe, eye to eye, and head to
head with the best wrestler in CCW today!! Get your ass out here, Monarch!! I’M READY!!!
Samson:
This kid has to be on drugs to think he can handle Monarch alone. He better
wait for that big goof Maxx Pain.
The
lights go down across the Skyreach Centre as up on the Zero-Tron, the Japanese
symbols for “Wrestling Franchise” appears. A low loud guitar tone races from
the PA, followed by another one. With a sudden burst of pyro next to the
entrance, “The Wrestling Franchise” Monarch walks out, uncharacteristically
without any of his titles, and stands still at the top of the ramp as “Superbeast” by Rob Zombie starts
playing over the sound system. A spotlight hits him as he stands still, looking
down at the ground as more pyro goes off next to him. The crowd reacts with a
loud chorus of boos, with a few cheers mixed in as he scans the crowd from left
to right with a sneer on his face. Monarch produces a microphone and begins to
talk.
Monarch:
Zac bloody Sharp…you bloody well wanted me…WELL
HERE I F*CKING AM!!
Monarch
drops the mic and runs down the rampway. Zac doesn’t hesitate and hops out of
the ring and runs up the rampway. Zac ducks out of the way of a Monarch
clothesline. Zac ducks down but is leveled from behind with a forearm as the
show goes to commercial.
---Commercial---
What
does the year 2003 hold for GroundZero Wrestling 2K1? Where does Combined
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~~
---Main Event: GZW 2K1 World Heavyweight Championship Match: Glass Ceiling
Match: Zachary Sharp vs. “Career
Killer” Maxx Pain vs. “The Wrestling
Franchise” Monarch---
Nelson: Welcome back folks. It looks like Senior Ref Richard Dark
finally got things under control during the commercial break and Zac Sharp and
Monarch are now going swat for swat, but….
Samson: But Maxx Pain still hasn’t made his way out
from the back.
Nelson: Maybe that’s his plan….let Monarch and Zac
beat the hell out of each other and then come in and reap the rewards.
Especially after the attack by Enon earlier in the show, I still haven’t gotten
word of his clearance to wrestle.
Samson:
Knowing that idiot…I wouldn’t be surprised to see him anyway…
Monarch
and Zac continue to trade blows inside the ring as we come back from
commercial. Zac winds up and goes for
another right, but Monarch ducks, hooks Zac’s arms and hits a front Russian leg
sweep. Monarch gets up and proceeds to stomp on the back of Zac’s head. He drops a knee into his head and then locks
in an armbar. Out of the corner of his
eye he sees Maxx run out from the back with a chair in hand. Monarch pulls Zac
up and whips him into Maxx just as he gets on the apron. Maxx flies into the
guardrail and the chair lands in the crowd.
Zac staggers off the ropes, Monarch hooks him and hits a swinging
neckbreaker. Monarch is up and locks
Zac in another armbar. Maxx rolls into
the ring and goes up top. He jumps of
and hits an elbow drop on Zac, causing Monarch to break the hold. Zac pulls Monarch to his feet and whips him
into the ropes, but Zac gets up and follows Monarch into the ropes and
clotheslines him over them.
Nelson:
Explosive performance by all so far. Monarch seemed to have the early
advantage, but it looks like Zac put a stop to that.
Samson:
But only with Maxx’s help. Without that
elbow drop, Zac probably would have tapped out.
Crumb:
What are you talking about? That elbow
drop was on Zac!
Samson:
But it caused Monarch to break the hold and Zac was mere moments from tapping.
Zac
turns around and is meet with a knife-edge chop from Maxx. The Career Killer
grabs Zac and whips him into the corner and follows him in with a big splash.
He grabs Zac and hits a DDT. He goes up
top and hits a legdrop across the back of Zac’s head. Maxx rolls him over for a
cover, but Zac grabs the rope right away. Maxx gets up and pulls Zac to his
feet. He whips him into the ropes, but
Zac sees Monarch standing up on the outside and does a suicide dive through the
ropes and lands on the Champ. Both men
are slow to get to their feet, so Maxx goes up on the top turnbuckle and as the
two get up, he hits a cross body, sending all three men to the floor.
Crumb:
WHAT CAN MAXX PAIN BE THINKING AS HE DOES A CROSS BODY BLOCK ON ZAC SHARP AND
MONARCH?!!??
Samson:
Probably if Nathan Williams can do it so can I.
Maxx
is first up. He pulls the other two to their feet and goes to slam their heads
together, but they block him. Both Zac and Monarch hit Maxx with a double head
butt sending him back. Monarch and Zac then hit a double clothesline on Maxx. Zac pulls Maxx up and rolls him into the
ring. Monarch hits a standing dropkick on the back of Zac’s knee, sending him
to his knees. Monarch picks Zac up, holding his leg behind him so his knee is
exposed. Monarch carries him over to the stairs and drops his knee onto the metal.
The Triple Crown Champion picks Zac back up, whips him into the guardrail, and
follows him and hits a splash.
Samson:
Monarch lost the advantage, huh? Looks
like he has this thing won Nelson.
Nelson:
He ran in and attacked Zac during his promo. Monarch is the fresher man and
hasn’t give Zac a moment to rest.
Samson:
And your point is?
Monarch
gets up and rolls into the ring. He walks over to Maxx, who is in the corner
catching his breath. He pulls Maxx up
and whips him into the ropes, but Maxx has had time to rest and reverses the
whip and sends Monarch into the ropes, catching him, and hitting a spinning
spinebuster. Maxx goes to put Monarch in a chokeslam,
but Monarch kicks him in the face and sends him back into the corner. Monarch
gets up and grabs Maxx by the hair. He slams his face into the turnbuckle and
hits an inverted DDT. He goes for the
cover.
1…2…but
Zac makes the save and pulls Monarch off of Maxx.
Samson:
Hey what are Kid Kaos and Jimmy Williams doing coming out here?
Crumb:
Just doing some scouting I suppose.
Samson:
That’s not fair to Monarch. Now it’s a four on one match.
Nelson:
Since when did it matter to you if a match was fair or not?
Kaos
and Jimmy come out from the back and walk down to the ring. They don’t get in, but instead go to
opposite sides and stare at Monarch while leaning against the apron. Monarch
scoops Zac up and slams him down on the mat where he sees Jimmy standing two
feet away. He gets up and looks around
and sees Kaos on the other side of the ring.
He looks back and forth only to be clocked right upside the head by Zac.
The youngest Sharp grabs Monarch and hits a double underhook DDT. He locks on Time Lapse (crippler crossface) while Monarch fights to make his
way to the ropes, where Kaos stands taunting him. Monarch reaches over and
finally grabs the rope, forcing Zac to beak the hold. Zac goes to pick him up,
but Monarch jabs a thumb into his eye letting him get up. Zac goes to kick
Monarch, but the Wrestling Franchise catches his leg and hits a dragon screw
takedown. He grabs Zac’s leg and drops
an elbow onto his weakened knee. He grabs Zac’s legs and flips him over,
locking in the Armageddon (STF). Zac
screams in pain, but just as he is about to tap out, Maxx comes in and makes
the save with a clothesline from behind, knocking Monarch out of the ring and
in front of Jimmy. The Real Deal looks down at Monarch, pulls him up, and rolls
him into the ring, cheering for Zac.
Samson: What does that Regulator loser think he is
doing? This isn’t a lumberjack match!
Crumb:
He’s just being nice and helping Monarch back into the ring. It’s not like he attacked him out there or
anything.
Samson: That doesn’t matter. Monarch could have used
that time to rest. Now Jimmy took that
opportunity away from him.
Maxx
goes over and grabs Monarch and whips him into the corner. He then grabs Zac
and throws him into Monarch. Maxx runs at the corner and spears both men. He
grabs Zac and whips him into the opposite corner, and does the same with
Monarch, but the World Champ reverses it and sends Maxx into the corner. Zac
rushes out of it and clotheslines Maxx. Monarch picks up Maxx and throws him
into Zac, distracting him so Monarch can lock up with him and hit the Blazing Crown (burning hammer).
Samson:
That’s it. Give Monarch his title.
Crumb:
It’s still early.
Monarch
rolls Zac over and goes for the cover, but Maxx pulls Monarch off and hits a
reverse DDT of his own so that all three men are down on the mat. Each of them is crawling to a different corner
and pulling themselves up so that they are facing each other.
Nelson: What a match so far GZW fans! This match has had it all!
Samson: I know!
Monarch used the Armageddon! This match is amazing!
Crumb: Michael Irons mark.
Samson: What was that Crumb?
Crumb: Um, nothing.
Zac,
stunned from the Armageddon, isn't
able to get up as fast as Monarch and Maxx. The two make it to their feet, and
stare each other down. Monarch charges but Maxx moves faster, ducking getting
him in a double leg takedown. He then locks in the Pain Killer (sharpshooter). Monarch screams and flails his arms, in
obvious pain. Maxx twists his legs, bending them the way they should never be
bent, and sending Monarch into agony. Monarch falls lifeless not moving. Senior
Ref Dark counts. 1...2...but Monarch pulls himself back up. Monarch reaches for
the ropes, but they're too far away. So he decides to try and turn Maxx over.
He pulls, and pulls, and manages to get on his side...but then loses his
strength, and falls back, helpless. There seems to be no way out for
Monarch...and it looks like he may have to tap.
Nelson:
This could be it! We may have an upset here, folks!
Samson:
No way! MAXX PAIN as the champ?!
Crumb:
It could happen…
Zac
springs to his feet. With a quick burst of energy, he dives and nails Maxx,
breaking up the Pain Killer. Monarch
rolls out of the ring, in serious pain. Zac yanks Maxx up by the hair, and hits
a few punches to the head. He whips him to the ropes. On the return, Maxx
swings with a lunging clothesline, but Zac ducks under it. Maxx bounces off the
ropes again...and is met with a devastating spear from Zac! Zac covers.
1...2...Maxx
lifts his right shoulder up!
Zac,
unrelenting, brings him up and gives him a fierce snap suplex. He brings him
back up, and this time hits a vertical suplex. For a third time, he drags Maxx
to his feet, and hits a fisherman's suplex, bridging into a pin.
1...2...2.99999!
Zac
barely finds the strength to kick out!
Nelson:
I have to say...this is impressive. Maxx was attacked by Enon earlier on and
does not have doctor's clearance to be out here. It takes guts to do something
like this.
Samson:
Or stupidity.
Maxx
has taken heavy damage, and it's starting to show. He weakly stands up and Zac
allows him. But before he can regain his senses, Zac slips beside him, and
plants him with a reverse Russian leg sweep. Then, he immediately locks on Time Lapse. Maxx screams in pain, as
Zac rips at his neck. The two are dead center in the ring, and Maxx does not
have the energy to force Zac off or make it to the ropes. Zac keeps the hold on
tight, and the crowd is going wild. Maxx is starting to look like he's about to
tap. But then, Monarch gets up on the outside. He looks and sees what's going on.
He reaches under the bottom rope, grabs Maxx's leg, and places it on the rope.
Senior Ref Dark sees this, and orders Zac to break the hold. Zac lets go, but
doesn't understand why he had to, and starts arguing with Senior Ref Dark.
Monarch rolls into the ring, and surprises Zac from behind with a German suplex
pin!
1...2...kickout!
Crumb:
Wow...Monarch almost snuck away with a win there!
Samson:
Just more proof why he is the champ.
Nelson:
Maxx and Zac here are giving it everything they've got...
Samson:
It's all going to be pointless, anyway.
Nelson:
I wouldn't be so sure...
Zac,
a bit dazed, stands up, but is met with a quick kick to the gut from Monarch.
The Wrestling Franchise pulls him into position for another Blazing Crown, but this time, Zac
fights out of it. He punches the Champ in the stomach a couple of times then
hits a Northern Lights suplex, tossing Monarch across the ring. Zac kicks the
prone Maxx out of the ring, and heads for Monarch. Real Wrestling is on one
knee, and Zac grabs his hair. But Monarch snaps back into it. He elbows Zac,
stands up, hitting another elbow strike to the face. He knees Zac in the gut,
causing him to double over, and then gives him a T-bone suplex. Zac rolls to
his feet, but is quickly taken down again by a perfect Franchised (full nelson slam). Zac, starting to get weak, slowly
gets up. Monarch stays on him, and hooks him into position for the Kowloon Plunge (chokeslam into a
sitdown powerbomb). He hits it hard, and takes it into a pin.
1...2...No!
Zac lifts his shoulder up! The crowd goes wild.
Nelson:
Zac is sure putting up a fight! He wants this he wants this bad.
Samson:
Well, we don't always get what we want.
Moonarch
is a little surprised...even a little...amused. He stands up, leaving Zac lying
there. Maxx is hurt on the outside. At the moment, Monarch is in clear control
of the match. Zac starts to stir, but Monarch stomps him in his chest a couple
of times to keep him down. The fans start to boo, and rally behind Zac. Monarch
just smiles, and shakes his head.
Nelson:
Come on, Zac, get up!
Samson:
Boy, aren't we biased!
Crumb:
I'd LOVE to see someone else hold the title! Monarch is a jerk!
Samson:
So? He's the best in GZW, he can act however he wants. And no one is ever going
to be better than him. Unless of course, Michael Irons comes out of
retirement.
Nelson:
This match isn't over yet, Samson.
Once
again, Monarch goes over to kick Zac in the chest but Zac grabs him by the
ankle and spins him with a dragon leg screw. Monarch drops to the mat and Zac
gets to his feet and pulls Monarch up. Zac nails Monarch in the face with a
forearm and starts to whip the Champ into the corner but Monarch is somehow
able to reverse it, sending Zac into the opposite corner…right into Senior Ref
Dark.
Nelson:
That doesn’t look good. Senior Ref Dark takes a nasty hit.
Senior
Ref Richard Dark falls hard to the mat as Monarch grabs Zac pounding his head
into the turnbuckle. Monarch grabs Zac, lifts him high into the air and plants him
with the Imperial Impalement (Emerald
Fusion), immediately turning him over into the Armageddon.
Samson:
Armageddon! Armageddon! It’s ALL
OVER!
Nelson:
Don’t speak too soon. Senior Ref Dark seems out of it.
Crumb:
Guys…
Samson:
So what, when he wakes up Zac will be a pile of broken bones.
Crumb:
Guys…
Samson
and Nelson: WHAT?!?
Crumb:
WHOSE THAT?
Sliding
into the ring is the familiar figure in black not carrying his bat but a
sledgehammer. Still oblivious is Monarch, locking Zac into the crippling move.
The figure stalks up and just as Monarch realizes that something is wrong, the
figure nails him in the side of the head with the huge hammer. Monarch slumps
to the ground and the figure holds the sledgehammer into the air.
Figure:
YOU’RE NOT READY…NOT EVEN CLOSE!!! PREPARE FOR THE FINAL DESTINATION!
The
figure nails Monarch twice more in the back, drops his sledgehammer and rolls
the Champ over, pulling Zac’s prone body on top. The figure walks over to the
corner and pulls Senior Ref Dark towards the pair. He slaps Dark awake and
quickly grabs his sledgehammer and slides out of the ring…and into the crowd.
Samson:
NO!!! THIS IS A TRAVESTY!!!
Crumb:
Who the hell IS that guy?
Nelson:
I think I have an idea…but I know DAMN sure that Monarch isn’t going to be
happy about it!
Senior
Ref Dark and opens his eyes seeing Zac lying over the Champ and starts to
count.
1…2…3!!!!
Crumb:
SHARP WINS! SHARP WINS!!! I DON’T BELIEVE IT ZAC SHARP IS THE NEW WORLD
CHAMPION!!!
Samson:
DAMN IT! DAMN, DAMN, DAMN…MONARCH WAS ROBBED!
Crumb:
Now he knows what it is like!
Nelson:
What is all the commotion at the entrance?
As
if things were not hectic enough, the Zero-Tron lights up. The image of “The
First” Paul Spartan fills the screen.
Nelson:
What now…what could be next!
Spartan:
I was wondering if you would ever show your face….CHAMP! I believe poor little Krista was as well. She is not doing
so good Zac…not good at all.
Spartan:
Zac, you say you want her yet you do nothing to prove it. You speak so highly
of her but you refuse to show any sincerity. How about I open that door for
you….how about I make it easy for you. April 30th…Fallout:
Destination Unknown….you and I…..the bitch for the belt?!!!
Samson:
It’s about time someone knocked him off the fence, he has been straddling it
for long enough.
Nelson:
Zac has to see this is just another mind game. He knows that Krista still loves
him!
Spartan:
What’s the matter, Zac? You afraid to prove me wrong or do you really love that
scrap of metal in your hand more than you love her?
A
smirk covers Spartan’s face. A second later, Zac looks down at his newly won
belt and drops it. He calls for a house mic.
Zac:
Is that all it takes? Me kicking your ass all over Honolulu, Hawaii just like I
kicked it all over Atlanta, Georgia? Sign me up, Pal.
The
confident smirk of Spartan becomes a scowl. Not to be outdone, he throws out
another stipulation to show his control of the situation.
Spartan:
It doesn’t even take that Zac…..you show up….you get in the ring and she is all
yours. Win, lose or draw….when the match is over….she is yours! Keep thinking
about the hell you’ve been going through, Zac. Make sure it fills your mind for
every waking moment! Because at Destination Unknown, Zac, Hell is coming to
Hawaii!
Spartan
grits his teeth and begins to turn from the camera.
Zac:
Hold it right there! Speaking of hell, I think you have brought enough hell to
GZW!
Spartan
turns and looks at the camera with a quizzical look.
Zac:
I think its time for GZW to bring a little hell to you!
The
crowd goes wild.
Nelson:
OH NO!
Crumb:
He can’t be talking about…..
Samson:
This kid is not that stupid!
Zac:
Spartan, this time its going to be you that has hell to pay. YOU AND I …..FALLOUT: DESTINATION
UNKNOWN……HIGHWAY TO HELL…..THREE CAGES A LADDER AND A BELT!
The
crowd absolutely explodes with excitement.
Samson: The kid has lost his mind! That was a match that Spartan made infamous in Southern Wrestling Alliance!!
The
scowl on Spartan’s face changes to sheer rage. He speaks through gritted teeth.
Spartan:
Go ahead and write your obituary kid…..I’LL
SEE YOU IN HELL!!!!
The
Zero-Tron fades as EMTs take an unconscious Monarch up the rampway on a
stretcher. Zac holds up the World belt inside the ring as "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC fills the arena. The fans join
in to sing the chorus.
Samson:
I don’t believe it…Zac Sharp won the World Heavyweight title with the assist
from the Mask. Then Zac challenged Spartan to a Highway to Hell match at Fallout:
Destination Unknown!!!
Crumb:
I hope Chris knows what he is getting himself into…that is not a match to
trifle with.
Nelson:
Zac is not a man to be trifled with…I think he has had just about enough of
Paul Spartan…he wants to settle this once and for all!
Crumb:
It’s going to be one hell of a main event!
Nelson:
Well folks…that’s our time!!
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