Friday Night Fury #9

*Fireworks and pyro's go off on a slighty remodeled Friday Night Fury stage as the camera pans around the arena zooming in on fans and their many signs. Then the camera cuts to Jack O'Connell and Lance Haven*

Lance Haven- Justice is 2 short days away and Fury is like a ticking time bomb! Hello everyone I'm Lance Haven and to my left as always is Jack O'Connell.

Jack O'Connell- You're right Lance, after the shocking events that took place on Termination and all of the emotion and drama that has built up to Justice, this place is going to explode. Tuesday Crucyfix shocked the world by becoming a member of Black Sunshine, and then he shocked the world again at the end of Termination by laying out both Josh Reetz and his one time friend The Fro. And Lance, tell the people the matches that are planned for tonight.

Lance Haven- Okay,

Sadistic Sam vs The Hammer - Table Match
Griz vs Prophecide
Big Earl vs Furykainne - Ladder Match for the Hardcore Title
Hydro vs Thane Blackout - US Title
Zion & Rave vs Anarkyst & a partner of his choice
Gargoye vs The Fro vs Above Average Josh Reetz - Special Ref: Crucyfix

*Then suddenly "Bad Blood" by Papa Roach hits and The Suicide Kings walk onto the entry way. And Josh Reetz has a mic in hand*

Above Average Josh Reetz- Now on Tuesday Crucyfix made the biggest mistake in his career, siding with the ass-bashers Black Sunshine. And I'll admit, they did give us a beating at the end of Termination, and now Rave and Crucyfix have put us in kind of a tight-spot tonight. Furykainne's taking on Big Earl for the Hardcore Belt, Blackout's taking on Hydro for the US Belt, I have to fight both Gargoyle and The Fro while Crucyfix is the ref, and Zion and Rave fight Anarkyst and a partner of his choice. But The Suicide Kings have 2 suprises for tonight.

Lance Haven- Why do I not like the sound of this?

AA Josh Reetz- One of our suprises will involve flames... But that suprise will come later. Our first suprise of the night, The Suicide Kings have made peace with Black Sunshine.

Jack O'Connell- WHAT?!?

AA Josh Reetz- Bring the out!

*Black Sunshine's music hits and a bunch of Oompa-Loompa's dressed up as Black Sunshine members run into the ring*

Anarkyst- Look at this we got all of them, Cray-on, Gargirl, Hy-no, The Loin, Dark Arachniphobic, Commissioner Lame, and Crucy-sux!

*As the crowd is laughing the Oompa-Loompa Black Sunshine look-alikes run into the ring and begin to hump each other*

Thane Blackout- OH MY GOD ITS TRUE THEY REALLY ARE GAY!

*All the fake Black Sunshine members then stop, then run into the crowd and start randomly humping crowd members*

Furykainne- Uh, thats not supposed to happen... Uh.... lets leave them alone.

*The Suicide Kings leave as the Oompa-Loompa Black Sunshine look-alikes scatter across the arena.

Jack O'Connell- Ok, that little incident was kinda odd. Well anyways, this match was made as a result of what happened on Temination were Sadistic Sam gave the Sadistic Sacrifice to The Hammer through a table. Hammer didn't really get a true retaliation so President McKane made this matchup.

-The Hammer starts out this match like a caged animal, almost beheading Sadistic Sam with one of his clotheslines. The Hammer then picks up Sadistic Sam and gives him a Fire Thunder Driver and then Hammer tosses him out of the ring. Then The Hammer goes to the other side of the ring and pulls out a table from under the ring. The Hammer then reaches under the ring again and pulls out a sledge hammer.

Lance Haven- I dont like the looks of this...

-The Hammer carries the sledge hammer and the table into the ring and then he sets up the table. Then The Hammer climbs the turnbuckle and waits for Sadistic Sam to regain his feet. Sam gets up and Hammer takes to the air with the sledge hammer and completly levels Sadistic Sam!

Jack O'Connell- OH MY GOD! He coulda crushed Sam's head with that!

-The Hammer then carries Sadistic Sam back into the ring and then The Hammer sets him up for a powerbomb. Hammer lifts up Sam, but then one of the Oompa Loompa's from before runs into the ring!

Lance Haven- What in the world is this?

-The Oompa Loompa punches Hammer in the "lower regions" and Sadistic Sam manages to give Hammer a hurricarana through the table!

Announcer- Winner, Sadistic Sam!

*The camera then cuts to the Suicide Kings locker room*

AA Josh Reetz- What the heck? Furykainne, did you give some of those Oompa Loompa's some of your weed before?

*Furykainne looks away like nothing happened*

Anarkyst- God damnit, I wanted Hammer to win that one too.

*Just as the match starts there is a loud explosion on the entry way and Black Sunshine walks to the ring*

Jack O'Connell- What the hell? What's up with this?

*Gargoyle and Zion approach Griz and Prophecide and then Gargoyle and Zion lift Griz and Prophecide up with two hands and toss them out of the ring like they were dolls*

Winner- No Contest

*Rave then gets a mic*

Commissioner Rave- Josh Reetz! You musta thought that little stunt you did before was really f*ckin funny huh? Well tonight and at Justice you wont be laughing so hard. Hydro, you're going to take the US Title from Thane Blackout. Zion and myselft, we're going to demolish Anarkyst because the rest of the Suicide Kings are booked in matches. And Gargoyle, you'll walk through The Fro and Josh Reetz tonight right?

*Gargoyle nods his head yes*

Commissioner Rave- Well I think we've said enough, lets get outta here before these inbred fans get to us.

*Crowd erupts in boo's and Black Sunshine leaves*

-At the beginning of the match, Furykainne and Big Earl grapple and Big Earl bodyslams Furykainne. Big Earl then irish whips Furykainne into the corner and clotheslines him. Big Earl then quickly goes to the outside and grabs the ladder and brings it him the ring. Big Earl then sets it up but Furykainne dropkicks it into Big Earl's face.

Jack O'Connell- Thats gonna leave a mark.

-Furykainne then spears Big Earl and then he sets up the ladder. Furykainne then quickly climbs up it and goes for the belt but then Hydro runs to the ring and knocks down the ladder and Furykainne goes flying and smacks the ground on the outside. Hydro then starts to walk off proudly and then Big Earl suddenly pops up behind Hydro and gives him the Stupified on the concrete.

Lance Haven- Hey Hydro just helped him! What was that for!?!

Jack O'Connell- If you dont remember, it was Black Sunshine that jumped Big Earl in a hospital bed, I think this was payback.

-Big Earl then goes back into the ring and sets up the ladder. Big Earl checks to see if Furykainne is still out and begins to climb the ladder. Furykainne starts to show signs up life but its too late and Big Earl grabs the belt.

Announcer- Winner and NEW GZW Hardcore Champion, Big Earl!

Jack O'Connell- This match might have had a different outcome if Hydro didn't show up in the match but at least we have a Hardcore Champ.

-Hydro starts out with a few punches to Thane and then Hydro hits a huge uppercut that sends Thane crashing to the mat. Hydro then gets on the turnbuckle and taunts at Thane and the crowd.

Lance Haven- Well they dont like Hydro, I can tell that.

-Then the crowd starts to cheer as Furykainne comes to the ring with a chair and an angry face. Furykainne runs into the ring and completly levels Hydro with the chair.

Announcer- Winner by DQ, Hydro.

Jack O'Connell- I shoulda known that Furykainne would get payback at Hydro, and Thane retains his title.

Lance Haven- Ok I'm declaring this a handicap match! Anarkyst didn't come to the ring with anybody, so he must have found NOBODY to be his partner.

-The match begins with Anarkyst fighting Zion. Zion overpowers the lightweight with a few powerfull punches. Zion then grabs Anarkyst and gives a Chokeslam From Hell. Zion then climbs the turnbuckle.

Jack O'Connell- Oh my God! The over 7ft Zion's going to fly!!!

-Zion then leapes of the ropes and hits a guillitone leg drop to Anarkyst. Zion then stands in pride and tags in Commissioner Rave. Rave then taunts at Anarkyst and gets a couple of cheep kicks in and then Rave picks up Anarkyst and gives him an Olympic Slam.

*Then the ZeroTron shows the door of the Suicide Kings locker room and Josh Reetz standing in it*

Josh Reetz- Hey man, you better get out there.

*The Zerotron goes black before we see who's coming out*

Lance Haven- Who was he talking too?

*Then suddenly the lights turn a dim red and there is a large explosion of red-fire then "American Badass" by Kid Rock hits and the lights return to normal and TOM THORNBURN runs onto the entry way!*

Jack O'Connell- OH MY GOD IT'S TOM THORNBURN! TOM THORNBURN IS HERE!

-Thornburn then runs to the ring and Zion tries to cut him off but Thornburn gives him a Thornburner and KOes Zion. Rave is watching this in shock as Thornburn walks into the ring and stares a hole into Rave. Then suddenly Anarkyst turns Rave around and gives him an Anarchy Bomb! Then Thornburn climbs up the turnbuckle and signalls to the crowd and then Thornburn jumps off and hits a Pheonix Spash to Rave!

Jack O'Connell- HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! WHAT A PHEONIX SPASH! I HAVENT SEEN A MOVE LIKE THAT IN A LONG TIME!

-Thornburn lands the Pheonix Spash right into a pin and the ref counts 1...2....3....

Announcer- Winners by pinfall, Anarkyst and Tom Thornburn!

-Anarkyst and Thornburn hold their arms up in victory.

Lance Haven- This must have been the suprise that involved flames! Tom Thornburn's in GZW and he's a Suicide King!

-In the beginning of the match The Fro and Josh Reetz double team Gargoyle. First they give him a double powerbomb then they give him a double powerbomb drop. Reetz goes for the pin and for some reason Crucyfix is talking to The Fro with his back turned to the would-be pin. The Fro then turns Crucyfix around and Crucyfix counts 1...kickout.

Jack O'Connell- Oh come on! He's not going to act like an ass all match is he?

-Reetz gets up rather angry and gets right in Crucyfix's face. Then The Fro starts to beet on Gargoyle. The Fro stomps away at the 7'1" monster then The Fro locks on the FroComb submission move. And Crucyfix checks to see if Gargoyle gives up. Gargoyle taps out but Crucyfix doesnt call for the bell.

Jack O'Connell- WHAT THE HELL!

-Reetz then tells The Fro to let him go and Reetz then picks up Gargoyle and then tells The Fro something to do. Reetz irish whips Gargoyle and then The Fro and Josh Reetz give Gargoyle a 3D.

Lance Haven- Whoa! The Dudley Death Drop, thats something I didn't think Reetz and Fro would do.

-Josh Reetz then picks up the sensless Gargoyle and then gives him the Above Average Axe Kick. Then just before Reetz goes for the pin The Fro quickly grabs Reetz and gives him the Fro Bomb!

Jack O'Connell- There's the Fro Bomb! The Fro could win it right here!

-The Fro goes for the pin but Crucyfix doesnt count. Instead Crucyfix pulls off The Fro and gives him a Crucyfier! As The Fro lays out cold with Reetz and Gargoyle, Crucyfix then pulls Gargoyle over Reetz and The Fro. Then Crucyfix counts 1-2-3!

Lance Haven- Oh come on that was a fast count!

Announcer- Winner by pinfall, Gargoyle!

Jack O'Connell- Is this the kind of referee we're going to see at Justice? Will Justice be served to Black Sunshine at Justice or will this force called Black Sunshine just gain more gold!?! For everyone at GZW I'm Jack O'Connell saying good night!

*Camera goes black showing Gargoyle's arm in the air in victory*