._.._....i'll suffer for u..._.._.
MONEY


It can buy a House
But not a Home
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life
It can buy you Sex
But not Love


So you see money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.


I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your
Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...


So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
CASH ONLY PLEASE.

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