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When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? If this land is your land, and this land is my land, whos is it? If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless? Why is a hamburger called ahamburger when it is made out of beef? When two airplanes are about to collide, why do they cal it a near miss, instead of a near hit? Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Why is it called a TV set when there's only 1? If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? How is it possible to have a civil war? If the sky is blue and the sun is yellow, why isn't the air green? Why is that if you water a cow you give water to the cow, but if you milk a cow you take milk away from the cow? If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? What happens when you get scared half to deather twice? If airplanes are so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"? What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? |
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