Bandit Flight, Summer '99
Assembling a Glider

1. Open trailer door. Caution: watch heads. 2. Remove fuselage from trailer. Note lack of enthusiasm.   3. Set fuselage in open space. 4. Have wacky flight instructor hold up fuselage.   5. Remove wings from trailer. 6. Set wings down gently.   7. Attach struts. Ensure it is the correct end. 8. Attach wings. Warning: only two bolts secure the wing, so use duct tape. 9. Attach elevator and rudder.   10. Hook up controls. 11. Test controls. 12. Have wacky flight instructor field test the glider. Warning: Ensure wacky flight instructor does not crash glider.