Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell
But I've
been seen with Farrah
I've never been seen with anything than a
nine
So fine
I've been on fire with Sally Field
Gone
fast with a girl named Bo
But somehow they did not end up as
mine
It's a death defyin' life I lead
I take my
chances
I die for a living in the movies and TV
But hardest
thing I ever do
Is watch my leading ladies
Kiss some other
guy
While I'm bandagin' my knee
I might fall from a tall
building
I might roll a brand new car
'Cause I'm the unknown
stuntman
That makes Redford such a star
I've never spent
much time in school
But I've taught ladies plenty
It's true I
hire my body out for pay (hey, hey)
I've gotten burned over
Cheryl Tiegs
Blown up for Raquel Welch
But when I wind up in
the hay,
It's only hay (hey, hey)
I might jump an open
drawbridge
Or Tarzan from a vine
'Cause I'm the unknown
stuntman
That makes Eastwood look so fine