November 19, 2005
Wow. So here's the first news post of the site. Awesome, eh? Well let's see here...where do I begin. I don't really have any news to report. That sucks. Well, here's something. Have you noticed how Supaju's site and my site have similar layouts? I'd almost think that was planned...

Yes, I'm on Geocities and not on my own server, so you get some ads popping up on the right side of the screen. If they're annoying you to death, you can get rid of them. You see those two chevrons at the top right? Click them once. Abracadabra! The ads are gone! If you're still annoyed, or you're allergic to chevrons, e-mail Geocities and complain. Not that they'll do anything about it.

Ok, I'll give you some info about my site. It'll be updated every week and will feature humour, music, and other stuff. Basically think of it as the "dark side" of Supaju's site. Since I'm the bassist in his band, it makes sense. The "News" area will feature news about me. That's right, ME. Of what relevance does that have to you? Not too much. The "Entertainment" area will feature different areas like music, movies, television, and sports, because those are the topics I know most about. It'll include reviews, trivia, and humour. The "Downhill Resistance" area will feature the band that Supaju and I are a part of. The "Links" area will feature, now what's that word again, oh yeah, links. The e-mail link is for you to e-mail me useless things about you that I may not know. Like, for example, if you have one leg, let me know.

Here's an example of how an e-mail should look like:

Dear, The Bassist

I was (like) reading your site 24/7 and (like) I liked it a lot. I was (like) talking with my (like) girl crew, and we think that the person who (like) wrote this must be (like) totally hot. And by (like) totally hot I mean (like) totally HOT. I mean (like) all bassists are hot right? 'Cause bassists are (like) the (like) best. Anyway, I hope to see you (like) sometime in the (like) future, with your (like) bass guitar, so you can (like) serenade us with your (like) smooth sounds.

Love,

Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Natalie Portman
XXXOOO

PS: Keira Knightley sends her love from the shower.

So that's the proper format. By the way, if you ARE thinking of e-mailing me, my e-mail is the_bassist_rules@hotmail.com

Remember to keep checking back to The Bassist's Corner for the "dark side" of Supaju. Or if Supaju's site has crashed again.