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KONEKO
Name: Aiza Wu (Call me Ai for short)
AKA: Koneko-chan
Age: 17
Country: Australia
I.Q:126 (or something like that, I took one of those I.Q tests and I assume they're never right, if they actually knew me they'd go 'nuh-uh, your I.Q is definatley below zero.'
Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, swimming, singing, Japanese, tae-kwon-do, webdesign, dreaming, sleeping, archery, kendo, websurfing, cooking, imagining, believing...in various different things, like brain sucking ghosts (NOOOOOOOOOOOO!) and watching movies/anime.
Favourite Anime: Wah! (frantic waving of arms) Tooo many!
Favourite Manga: Girl Got Game by Shizuru Seino, X-Day by Setona Mizushiro, Mars by Fuyumi Soryo, anything by Rumiko Takahashi and most of CLAMP's work.Recencently I've been reading manga by korean mangakas. ^_^
Goal in Life: To go to Japan for a couple of years and get a degree in Japanese history and folklore. Then I want to either write my own novel or become a journalist. I may even go to a law school... I'm just vindictive enough.
Bishounen I have Bagsed: I own them all! Just Kidding. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww! You didn't have to hit me so hard! Anyway, I own;
Kenji from Rurouni Kenshin. That's right Inu-chan! He's mine!!!! Bwahahahahaha... ahem. I'm not listening to you Inu-chan, he's MY age too, and he's so much smarter than Kenshin....hehehe *sweatdrop* Sorry Kenshin fans.
Tamahome from Fushigi Yugi. Why, why did his hair have to be chopped off?! *sob* Ohhh, I have Miaka's eye colour, maybe if I try real hard I can pretend to be Miaka and steal him?
Sesshoumaru from Inuyasha. Awwww, so fluffy! Rin and Sesshoumaru are so cute! I think Rin's such a kawaii anime girl!!!!!!! Sesshoumaru...well *drool* atsui desu ne?
Kouga from Inuyasha. This wolf is such a sweetheart. With all Inuyasha's stupidity, it's a wonder how Kagome managed to turn this guy down! (Go Kouga and AYAME!!!!)
Sanosuke from Rurouni Kenshin. Now this guy may be the biggest bludger on the face of the earth, with a dangerous fist and a gambling problem. But we wouldn't have him any other way. Especially not a certain doctor we all know...
Kurz from Full Metal Panic. Sleazy, obnoxious, conceited and rude. Yep, we decided to claim him the minute we saw him. (Even though he is officially Major Melissa Mao's property.)
Kyo from Fruits Baskets. Okay, if Inu-chan puts this Bish on her list ignore her. This boy is mine! Hot tempered and super cute he's the only character I'd keep on this list and never give up! Add the fact that he transforms into a cat and voila, a match made in kitty paradise.
Sousuke from Full Metal Panic. He's such a clueless dork, it makes him so adorable..I just want to hug him!
Ranma from Ranma 1/2. Hello, total martial artist bishie, what girl doesn't want a cute, idiotic martial artist to save them from all life's problems. (Yes, I do realise that now feminists will come hunting for my head *runs and hides*)
Hayate from Pretear. One word *drool*
Tanuki-chan can't have him *bashes Tanuki with the magic mallet* MINE!!!!!!!
Ken from Model...the son of a vampire it's true...but he has redeeming qualities I swear...(Inu-chan asked me to list them)....he's...er...cute? (More like one of the hottest Bishounen ever!! He's almost tied with Sesshoumaru-sama!)
Cosplay Characters: Eclair from Kiddy Grade, Kagome from Inuyasha, Akane from Ranma, Kimichi Tone, Rin from Inuyasha and I have been known to cosplay as Kaoru... what was I THINKING?????
Favourite Anime Characters: Okay, I'm sorry... I'm too lazy. This list is way to long for me to write and people are expecting my next chapter of "Cradled in the Hands of Fire" by Third_ReInCaRnAtIoN. (Shameless self promotion. If anime directors can have characters like Nabeshin from Excel Saga in their animes, why can't I advertise a little?)
Characters that I'd like to Kill: Kikyo from Inuyasha for her continuing ability to ruin Kagome and Inuyasha's perfect relationship. Kaoru for her constant 'Ken...shin's and her inability to help out in any important battle. I mean... SHE JUST STANDS THERE! Naraku because he's a bastard, enough said, erm...most evil villians, but if I killed them all the anime wouldn't be half as fun so.....er I can't think of anyone else at the moment *scratches head* Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe *sheepish grin* Sorry.
Weapons that I specialise in: Daizoku, Wakizashi and the Katana. My favourite weapon though is the long bow, I've been practicing and my aim's alot better, beware the evil youkai of the world. There will be a new miko on the block soon. I also like Misao's kunai, Aoshi's (I hate their names, they're pronounced so weirdly you think they're called Miso and Ouchie) kodachi and the mallet. *Eyes shadowed by hair* That's right. Beware the mighty mallet! Teehee, well you would have to be beware........if my aim was accurate. ^_^
Offical Anthem of Koneko: Cats on Mars from Cowboy Bebop @.@ tehehehe I relate..the fact that Yokko Kano made up a "language" for the song says a bit about me...
Idol: Kyo from Girl got Game, Misao from Rurouni Kenshin, Ed from Cowboy Bebop,Tohru from Furuba and Motoko from Love Hina. She's always trying to be the grown up, mature, sword fighting, serious one. But she's just a girl like all the rest of us...well...unless you're a guy. Then you could cross dress and she'd be a girl like you...well not technically a girl.
Sane Koneko: Shut up you're babbling.
Insane Koneko: I don't care!
Sane Koneko: You're scaring the readers!
Insane Koneko: *Grumble Grumble.* Fine!
Sane Koneko: Okay! Moving on....Oh wait this is the end of the profile.
Insane Koneko: So it doesn't matter if they're frightened away!
Sane Koneko: I will take my leave. As you are finished it is clear you can return to your normal state.
Insane Koneko: Damn Straight! NOW DEAR READERS!!!..... I have nothing exciting to say.
Please feel free to read the remaining babble, crap and words that aren't even words.
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Thank you for your attention.
INU
Name: -
AKA: Inu-Chan
Age: 17
Country: Australia
Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, eating, tae-kwon-do, kendo, martial arts, day-dreaming, fighting, talking, watching movies/anime
Favourite Anime: *Announcers voice* Are you a hanyou? Are you a yokai? Do have eternal life? Are you dead and are a ghost? If any of the above apply to you then read on! *kof kof* ok, I'll just list my absolute ABSOLUTE faves: Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Panic, Fumoffu, GTO, Hellsing, Excel Saga, King of Bandit Jing, Mononoke Hime, Tonari no Totoro
Favourite Manga: Girl Got Game by Shizuru Seino, Alice 19th by Yu Watase, Inuyasha by Rumiko Takahashi, Ranma ?by Rumiko Takahashi, Samurai Deeper Kyo by'', Paradise Kiss by Ai Yazawa, King of Bandits Jing by Yuichi Kumakura, Mars by Fuyumi Soryo
Cosplay Characters:Inuyasha, Kyou Sohma from Fruits Basket, Sesshoumaru Inuyasha, Hitokiri Battousai from Rurouni Kenshin, Himura Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin, Dark from DNAngel, Aya Weiss Kreuz''you notice I havent listed any female characters''ok! I'll add Ayame from Inuyasha and Chidori Kaname Full Metal Panic!!!!
Favourite Anime Characters: well, these include bishounen I have lised?anyway, Tohru Honda, Momiji, Shigure?the rest of the Furuba characters 'cept for Akito and stuff?anyway, Jing, Kir, Ayame, Rei Kashino, Kyo from Girl Got Game, Kyoshiro, arucard'alucard, whatever, eikichi onizuka
Bishounen I have bagsed :P:
KENJI IS MINE!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT LISTEN TO KONEKO!!!!!!Koneko, you forget he is also MY age, I agree he is much smarter than Kenshin and HE'S MINE!!!!!
Inuyasha ?this pig-headed idiot HAS to be on my list
Sesshoumaru ?someone that beautiful and I don't put him as mine?!?!?....you gotta be kidding'T_T~
Sagara Sousuke ?could I use a bodyguard like THAT!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! And he does look oh so sexy in his arm slave suit'kekekekekeke
Yuki 'Ah, Prince Yuki, what would I do if I didn't claim him!
Kyou 'let's just say I have a temper to quell his'kekekekeke'he's just so CUTE! ^____^
Hatsuharu ?too cool (and pretty) for words.
Dark ?*sigh*
Kurz ?*sigh* He's the type of guy you just have to love, and don't forget those fitted arm slave suits.
Kouga ?who doesn't love a guy whose so willing to express his love for you? It's a wonder why Kagome doesn't suddenly decide to run off with him'but he and Ayame make such a cute couple!
Cloud ?I mean, just look at him! Not to mention his very cool buster sword?
Ranma ?with his anything-goes-martial arts, he can fill in for Sousuke on his days off, sick leaves etc.
Ryouga ?he'll never be as good as Ranma, but damn he turns into a cute pig!
Goal In Life: To go to Japan, travel the world, be successful?.blahblahblah all the usual
Characters I'd like to kill: Kikyou. Need I say more. @*&^#*&^@*&!^#*&^*@(^&#(&%!!)@^@%!$@%^#!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN HER!!!! DAMN THAT CORPSE THAT WON'T DIE!!!!! DAMN THOSE STUPID SEALING ARROWS!!! (no offence Koneko) *rant rave*
Tessa from Full Metal Panic. I hate her more than anything. Stupid whiny bitch. I would love to boil her slightly in oil, peel off the majority of her skin from her limbs, cover her lightly in honey, place her on a bull-ant nest, wait till she's wailed for too long, slowly roast her over a fire, stick acupuncture needles in her eyes, pull her teeth out one by one, follow suit with finger and toe nails, dislocate her arms, tie said dislocated arms to splintery rope and swing her, Tarzan style from varies trees into poison ivy, hire a professional surgeon to perform open surgery on her kidneys, which have been punctured by ballpoint pens, without anesthetic, squeeze lemon juice onto any open injuries, allow a few bees and wasps to sting her, then put soap on the wasp stings and vinegar on bee stings, dip her into sodium hydroxide (drain cleaner, eats away at flesh.slowly enough) and just when she's beginning to get used to the pain, lock her up in an underground 2m x 2m cell in solitary confinement with only a stress ball in the shape of a daisy for company for a few months and then repeat above process, of course, with minor (*coumajorgh*) variations. The end, and they all live happily ever after *smile*
Now that's out of my system, Naraku, well, my*cough*Inuyasha's arch enemy the little bastard is always running away?*grumble*'coward'.*growl*'
Kaoru. Please see Koneko's profile/
That's is all, that it is*coudietessagh*?i just realized I forgot to mention why I hate Tessa so much. Here's a line she said: 'I wish us both happiness?to Kaname while she goes after a socially decrepit Sousuke who has no interet in her. See, the way she said it, it seemed as though she's saying 'HA! I'm going to live happilty ever after with sousuke while you wallow and drown in your own misery!..maybe it's just me. Plus, she thinks she's soooooo good, when she's NOT!!!!!!.......i better quit while I'm ahead*runs away from Koneko who has a Baka Mallet in hand*
Weapons I specialize in: Katana, Daizoku, Wakizashi, Greatbow, Kunai, other ninja paraphernalia
Official Anthem for Inu-Chan: Fukai Mori by Do As Infinity (Inuyasha's forest, deep forest, you put it together)
Idol: Misao, Tomiko Van, my friends
Age: 16
IQ: 5354 (OwO;) [HK/canto peepz should get this ;9]
Height: possibly/most likely shorter than you
Country: Australia mate
Hobbies: Anime/manga, piano/guitar, blogging XD, chatting, drawing, web designing, sleep, listening to music, table tennis, surf the net, play ps, watching chinese series, karaoking, trascribing/composing
Favourite Anime: Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, Yakitate! Japan, Full Metal Panic! TSR/Fumoffu?, School Rumble, GTO, BECK, Ranma 1/2, Studio Ghibli movies
Favourite Manga: Ahh...this be a hard one. I seldom read manga because I'm too lazy to turn pages. However, DEATHNOTE was one I throughly enjoyed otherwise Blade of the Immortal, Great Teacher Onizuka, Girl Got Game, MARS, Gintama
Favourite Mangakas: Yu Watase (love her bishounen), Hiroaki Samura, Ai Yazawa and Hideaki Sorachi. Can't list much since I don't read much XD
Favourite Anime Characters:God there's too much to list...o__o;
Bishounen I have bagsed: There's a fair few...Don't expect me to name them all~ Roy Mustang is a must! Sesshoumaru-sama. Kuchiki Byakuya has cool hair XD
Goal In Life: Travel around the world, live a happy 50% stressfree life [because there's just no such thing as 100% carefree], accupuncturing >:D and a nice side goal would be to draw a manga or form a band.
Favourite Bands/Singers: Do As Infinity, TommyHeavenly6, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Linkin Park, MOVE, Porno Graffiti, Ellegarden, L'arc~En~Ciel, Tokyo Jihen, FREENOTE, Se7en, ORANGERANGE, hyde, Vertical Horizon, Bump of Chicken, Utada Hikaru, Mayday, SOUL'd OUT, Michelle Branch, Porno Graffiti, Jay Chou, Mr. Children, Rain, *visual kei/HK popcrap is a nono*
Favourite food: Asian cuisine, ice cream and fruit
Favourite games: RPG games, street fightin' ;P
Someone I look up to: I look up to almost everybody. Literally. Considering the pull of gravitation seems to be too strong for me and I'm destined to stay short forever XD
Weapon of Choice: hrm...Emerald. I would like to kill the Emerald weapon right now but it just won't die. Maybe I'll have to get another 'weapon'
Other Insignificant facts:
-likes to drink soup
-is nocturnal beast of the night
-has poor sense of humour
-is procrastinator/burner/
distributor/rolley-polley sleeper
-as you can see my profile is much shorter than neko and inus