Some Of Groucho Marx's Best Lines:

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.