Everything I Need To Know I Learned In the Military . . .

"Push to test."(click)"Release to detonate."

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire.

The easy way is always mined.

Try to look unimportant--they may be low on ammo.

The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions:
1. When you're ready for them
2. When you're not ready for them.

Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.

When in doubt empty the magazine.

Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you.

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.