Signs You've Had Too Much of the 1990s . . .

    (Courtesy Of Gina Kenney, Kick-Ass Algebra Teacher)

    22. Cleaning up the dining area means removing the fast food bags from the back seat of your car.

    21. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

    20. Your idea of "keeping up with sports" means adding ESPN's homepage to your bookmarks.

    19. You have a "to do" list that includes entries for lunch and bathroom breaks - and they are usually the ones that never get crossed off.

    18. This year you FAXed your Christmas list to your parents.

    17. Pick-up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital gains.

    16. You consider "2nd day air" delivery painfully slow.

    15. You assume the question, to valet park or not, is rhetorical.

    14. You refer to your dining room table as the horizontal filing cabinet.

    13. Your idea of being organized is using colored Post-it notes.

    12. Your grocery list has been on your refrigerator so long that
    some of the products don't even exist any more.

    11. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their profits.

    10. You get all excited when it's Saturday and you can wear sweats to work.

    9. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.

    8. You find you need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.

    7. You often eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.

    6. You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases.

    5. You know the staff at the airport hotels better than you know your next-door neighbors.

    4. You ask your friends to "think outside of the box" when making Friday night plans.

    3. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.

    2. You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.

    And the Number 1 sign you've had too much of the 90's:

    1. You hear most of your jokes via the internet instead of in person.

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