BUTTS:

  • "I wouldn't know my prefrontal cortex if it bit me in the ass."
    --Heather

  • "If the shoe fits, kick somebody in the ass with it!"--Gwe the Comatose

  • "He who follows another sees nothing . . ."--Sir William Osler (well, actually, he does see something, but . . .grin!)

  • "Well, kiss my navy blue ASS!!! (it's cold outside . . .)"--Stacey/Bubbles

  • "I'm trying really hard to see things your way, but my head just won't fit up my ass!!"--dunno where I got it, but it's a good one!

  • Conversation in the original quote-journal:
    "Kelly's freckles are from kissing ass!"--somebody
    "Mine are from the shit hitting the fan!"--me (Hag)
    "Why do you think I'm so brown?"--the sorta dark-complected Jukebox Hero

  • And also . . . "Chihuahuas look like if you smacked them on the butt their eyes would pop out."--Charlie Streisel.

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