CATS:

  • "The cat's in the dryer--
    Who's the asshole who did that???"--Slash, "Doin' Fine."

  • "It's always darkest just before you step on the cat."
    --some dude on a really good clip-art page.

  • Transcript of What Was Going Through Slash's Cat's Mind
    When The Python Snuck Up On It:
    "Meow . . . meow . . . meow . . . meow . . . MEOW!!!!!!"
    Translation:
    "Bored . . . bored . . . bored . . . bored . . . OH SHIT!!!!!!"

  • "You have your moods, and I have my moods. Just remember who has the claws."--from a poster titled "Everything I Need To Know I Learned From My Cat."

  • " . . . she curls around your heart like a cat and makes you happy."--Nick O'Donohoe, in the short story 'Dragon's Breath,' in the anthology "Dragons of Krynn."

  • "Dogs answer when you call. Cats take a message and get back to you."--not sure who said it.

  • "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piddle on your keyboard."--source unknown

  • "If it has four legs and doesn't like to be petted, I have a problem with it."--lady in Main St. Inn the other night
    (I know it has nothing to do w/cats, but where else am I gonna put it?)

  • "Curiousity killed a cat . . . the rest got smarter."--source unknown.

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