COFFEE:

  • "I was having such a nice day until the caffeine wore off!"--Brendwyn

  • "I'll settle for a cup of coffee/But you know what I really need "--REM

  • "I've been living on coffee & nicotine . . . "--Sheryl Crow

  • "Coffee & pills! The breakfast of champions."--one of the first things said to me by John Rickard, affectionately known as the Drunk Poet on The Other Side of The Wall, when I met him.

  • "Think of it as an attitude adjustment in a cup!"--a radio ad for Muddy Waters Espresso.

  • "Sleep? Oh yeah. It's a highly addictive substitute for caffeine."--Orion, at O'Furry's after fighter practice.

  • "I'm so glad I missed the whole drug thing, so my body was virgin territory for caffeine!"
    --the girl on the movie 'Mercury Rising'

  • "I'm into herbal remedies these days . . . hey, coffee is technically an herb!!"--Hag

  • "Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Janoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover."--source unknown.

  • "I'm an archaeologist, sir. You know the motto: Have trowel, will travel; have percolator, will travel much further and not be grouchy."--Kirkwood O'Connor, "Ghostcountry's Wrath," by Tom Deitz.

  • "Men are like coffee--the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night."
    --probably from some random humor email.p>

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