DOGS:

  • "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." --Groucho Marx.

  • "Dogs answer when you call. Cats take a message and get back to you."--somebody.

  • "Nah, no brain. Her hair follicles meet in the middle."
    --what we used to say about one extremely stupid pooch we had.
    I've met some humans it applies to also.

  • "Chihuahuas are voice-controlled: you yell at them and they pee on the rug."--Charlie Streisel.

  • And also . . . "Chihuahuas look like if you smacked them on the butt their eyes would pop out."
    --Charlie Streisel.

  • "Never pet a burning dog."--Mike, courtesy of WarCraft II.

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