*Words Of Wisdom (and/or Silliness) From
Various RPG Sessions*
"Speak softly and carry a plus-six bastard sword!"--commonly attributed to
Jason Lark, DM and former head honcho of Highlander Comics.
"Granny panties of protection +2!"--Tracy
(this is technically an SCA quote, but I don't have a page for that)
Gabe: "Which direction haven't we been yet?"
Daniel: "Back."
(Note: at this point you can see the gears in Gabe's brain grind to a halt . . . fun!)
Hag: "I target the Voice of God and cast Magic Missle!!!"
Dan (DM, aka the Voice of God): "You can't see the Voice of God!"
"That’s it!!! A giant thumb comes out of the sky and squishes you. No saving throw."
--Dark Elf's DM (thanx!)
"My sorceress has PMS and casts Fireball at random!!!!! Any stupid questions????"
--Hag, playing Ceridwen that night
" . . . speeding shafts of feathered death!!!!!" --Christy's rather enthusiastic archer
"I have a -20 modifier to my reality check."--Gabe (we're not gonna argue with that!)
"You hear an audible thump . . ." --Daniel (responsible for starting
the infamous Audible Thump Files, a list of absurdly redundant things, mostly uttered by brain-fried DMs)
"You failed your Coke roll!"--Christy to Daniel, who had neglected to order his drink before the waitress wandered off.
"It's the Great Cycle of Stuff!"--Hag, re: Kender possessions and their strange disappearance/reappearance.
Naomi (newbie): "What's a kobold?"
Christy: "The opposite of a ko-timid."
"Onyx discovers . . . her belly-button! Is it magical?"--Gabe, upon
botching his dwarf's search check.
Some NPC: "Are you insulting my honor???"
Christy: "No, just your intelligence."
"Go ahead, darling, cast your thingie!"--the waitress at Denny's, interrupting my sorceress in mid-spell to take our order.
"I want to turn the kender upside down, shake her, and see what falls out!!"--Hag, after the DM allowed the kender to "borrow" a few of my possessions.
Christy: "I am boogie-ing in triumph!!!"
Hag: "Uh . . . you're on a three-foot-wide floating disc."
Christy: "Okay, I'm boogie-ing carefully!!"
"Do puddings run in herds? Or is it packs? Pudding packs??"--Christy, pondering the details of monster society
"You can't help it that you have testosterone instead of cranial fluid!!"--Hag to Gabe, upon his character doing something particularly dumb and masculine
"No man has ever been able to run in, waving his sword around, and get anywhere!"
--yet another Denny's waitress (we're corrupting them!)
Really Really Late At Night . . . immediately after
the math centers of Christy's brain went to sleep:
Christy: "Is he ambulatory?"
Hag: "You can't subtract 8 from 24, but you can come up with words like ambulatory?????"
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