IRONY:

  • "The irony of life: getting hit on the foot by a hardcover bible which fell out of your locker, and hopping around screaming 'Dammit Dammit OUCH ouch GODDAMMIT TO HELL!!! OUCH!!!'"
    --This actually happened to me, some time in high school. I laughed my head off & limped to class.

  • "Irony is stalking me!!!"--my motto from about 1990 onward.

  • "Irony is the Grim Reaper . . . but sometimes he thinks he's Cupid."--a collaboration from Buzz & Hag

  • "God is an iron."--recurring theme in Spider Robinson's book 'Mindkiller.' Helps to know that the other definition of iron is "one who indulges in irony." Duh.

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