Stuff from the Often Imitated But Never Duplicated
    Kat:

  • "The crosswalks were put there by god and country to aid you in crossing the street safely. They're ten fucking feet away from where you just jaywalked, you asshat cuntmonkey!"

  • "Good things come to those who wait...and then get sick of waiting, beat down some doors, kick some ass, and take whatever it was they wanted in the first place."

  • "I refuse to let my mind become some sodden thing that just sits in the brain cavity, waiting to rot and ooze out my ears."

  • "I find it hilariously funny that those in the government will fight tooth and nail to keep a woman from aborting an unwanted child, but would be more than willing to send these same women into a war to kill an opposing force."

  • "Isn't life funny? It will heap loads of unhappiness on you till you feel like you just can't breathe anymore, then it gives you a straw in which to suck in clean air. But then the straw plugs up and the suffocation comes back with a vengence, but the shit heap gets bulldozed and you can crawl out of it. Reeking, yes, but happy to be alive."

  • I'm pretty sure there was a lengthy 'complaining about hellish cramps' discussion preceding this one: "I'm not alone in wanting to rip my uterus right out of my body and put it on display as a warning to other iffy female body parts that might wish to mutiny against me. "

  • "Mental illness is the finest, trickiest wire that anyone could ever traverse. One misstep, one glance down and the whole thing's fucked up. I know i've toppled a time or two. You'd think that i'd have the sense of mind to keep off it, but i keep going back to the beginning thinking that if i make it across this time around, maybe i'll be cured and can proceed walking the broad expanse of land that daily threatens to rush up and meet me with a horrible dull crack."

  • "Life is so full of mysteries.....
    And when one of them comes up on you, whacks you in the back of the head, and takes off whooping laughter, what are you supposed to do about it? Chase it or shoot it dead?"

  • In response to the possibility of an abortion ban being passed:
    "If/when my state (Wisconsin) forces me to give up rights to my womb (unlikely but the option for dogmatic rule is there), i might as well go whole hog and give up rights to my ENTIRE BEING as a woman, yes? So...

    --When do i turn in my personality and brains for a gingham dress/apron set and a pancake turner?
    --Will i be issued a husband?
    --Do i get one of those nifty booklets outlining my duties as a slave woman who takes care of the household?
    --How many children am i required to have and if i die prematurely, will that number be reduced in order to meet quota?
    --If i shame myself or my family by thinking, am i allowed an honourable japanese-style death?

    Note to (male) politicians who think of Dogmatic Law as All Truth and Reason, Therefore Mandated Sins are Inherently Criminal in the Blind Eyes of Justice:

    Just because it's written with some type of medium on some type of temporary stock by some type of religious zealot who had a brain fart over some hot topic of that ancient socio-political era DOES NOT MEAN THAT IT SHOULD BE HELD AS LAW IN THESE MODERN TIMES. Release your cranium of its rectal cage and look at the world around you. It's full of far stranger and more beautiful things than you could ever imagine. Certainly, you can find better things to do with your time, dear heart, than passing laws on bodies that don't belong to you and sure as hell never will.

    You, a white male republican assured of his place in the world and all the more arrogant for it, will never understand the horror of being a woman terrified of her own body because no one left any options or advice on how to take proper care of it.

    For that eventual/current situation, you sir, can suck my dick.

    Thank you for making me feel assured of my place in the world."

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