LEMONS:

  • "When life gives you lemons, . . . suck on them and make a funny face."
    --Gwe The Comatose, circa 1995

  • "When life gives you lemons, let 'em rot and throw 'em at somebody!"--Gwe the Comatose, Continued Lemon Quotes

  • "When life gives you lemons, make applesauce! (huh?!?)"--Lemon Quote #3, probably from Gwe the Comatose

  • "When life gives you lemmings, make lemmingade!"--Rich Hall, the guy who came up with Sniglets.

  • "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!"
    "Okay. So what do you do when life gives you passionfruit?"--from a 'Shoe' comic.

  • "When life gives you lemons, stuff 'em in your bra! Can't hurt--might help."
    --Maxine, the Queen Bitch of Comix. :)

  • Gwe's response to the above quote, at 4:53 a.m., somewhere in the haze of the late 1990s:
    "Hell with cheese doodles!! I wanna be a LEMON!!!"

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