THINGS TO PONDER . . .
    (i.e. stuff I can't categorize easily, darn it!):

  • "STATUAE MOLESTI!!!!"--Latin class, 1995ish. You probably don't wanna know . . .

  • "Paranoia with a slight schedule"--Thom, describing the atmosphere backstage at one of the more SNAFU-ridden Drama Club productions. I think he meant "hysteria," but you never can tell . . .

  • Conversation in Chemistry Class:
    Mrs. Simon: "Get along little dogie . . ."
    Buzz: "Mrs. Simon, stop talking to the overhead cart."

  • "I have snot-sicles in my moustache!!"--Gabe, sledding. :)

  • I misplaced my dictionary. Now I'm at a loss for words.

  • Homeless man's sign at corner of 14th Street: "Why lie? I need a beer."

  • The difference between insane asylums and our schools is that in the insane asylum you have to show some improvement before you can get out.

  • Free one dollar bills! Please send $4.95 to cover postage & handling. (Limit $1 per order).

  • To err is human, to moo, bovine.

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