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Wednesday April 30, 2003- The High Priest of the Coke Can is still alive, contrary to popular belief

Well, I finally did it- after nearly two years of ignoration, I finally started work on the damned Coke Can website again. After much boredom and misery, I decided that what I need in life is something to keep me busy, and that somethingt from this day forth shall be stupidity, and mockery of other people's religions and political views, et cetera. I've re-done a lot of the graphics, but some of the old stupid things ones I liked because of their sheer dumb-ness, so I'm keeping them. Also, I made a slight change to Ye Holy Commandments. I removed the Roman Numeral List thingy. Why? Well, the fact is that there are 47 commandments, so far, and when you get that high in the number-scale-type-thingy, roman numerals tend to be a wee bit lengthy. Another thing I did was archived the signings of Ye Holy Book of The Coke Can, and deleted removed all the signings so far. I'll do a new section, with all the good signings done by non-evil and un-annoying people.
Some of you may be thinking, oh dear God, I hate this site- why in God's name is he starting on it again? I could've easily started a new site, but in every fookin' message board I've signed up to, I've linked to this site as my URL, so I've decided to work on it some more.