
The lights flicker and the pa booms as the energetic crowd begin to cheer. They have heard the sounds of less than jake, the song is automatic and they know this signals the entrance of exodus. A picture begins to flicker on and off the large screen, which has been placed in colarados finest arena for this night of mayhem brought to you by ravens loft. A figure steps onto the stage in darkness as the song pics up pace, the lights explode as a cymbal crashes and the ramp is lit up. At this point exodus run's the length of the ramp slapping a few hands of the fans before swiftly sliding under the bottom rope into the ring which has been erected just hours before the capacity crowd entered the arena.
Exodus walks over to the corner and picks up a mic which is just under the turnbuckle, returning to the centre of the ring he awaits for his music to stop and the crowd to become silent. As the crowd seem to be ready to listen to him, he raises the mic uptowards his mouth and speaks.
"Ola senuritas! I have just come out here tonight to let you know that the master of disaster, the king of the ring, the technical expert, the expert of the superkick. EXODUS! Has returned, that's right children. I am here tonight to sign a contract that will ensure that exodus, I, Me, Myself, is in this federation till he dies. It's going to be iron clad and the only way i will be leaving this fed is in a body bag. You know i am ravens loft and that i will bring this promotion back from the ashes by crushing everyone of these suposed superstars. But hey they say talk is cheap right, i can talk about kicking peoples asses but can i make the cut, i ensure you i can make the cut and that is why i am challenging anyone in this whole god damn arena to come out here tonight and face the man, the myth, the legend, EXODUS! Is that fine by all you fans out there? Is that ok with all you superstars back there? Is that ok with the officials? The managment? Hulk Hogans mummy?! Damn right it is and if it isn't all kick every superstars ass in this federation one by one to prove i am the saviour of this federation, i get ratings, i get medievil, i even talk my boot shine it up real good, turn it side ways and stick it up someone candy ass. Oops big problem there stealing some dumb persons, dumb catchphrase, whatever will i do. I hope this person doesn't have a problem with that, because then i might have to open a can of whoopass on them. There i go again, god i feel like al snow on a bad head day. Urgh did you see head, i don't think it ever had a good head day."
The lights go out and a scuffling is heard in the ring, a loud crack is heard and a groan of pain is unleashed from within the ring. The lights flicker on and off, finaly the whole arena is lit up as exodus is visible in a pool of blood, besides his fallen body is a head of a doll with the word 'head' scrawled across it. The crowd seem shocked but know that exodus has been attacked by the deranged and unstable al snow. Paramedics rush down to the ring bringing a trolley and first aid bags, they clamber into the ring and roll exodus towards the edge. slowly rolling him onto the trolley they begin to wheel him up the ramp. The lights once again begin to flicker and exodus bolts up straight on the trolley. He turns his head to one of the emts and wraps his hand firmly around his throat, the trolley stops moving and exodus pushes the paramedic away. Unclasping himselve from the trolley blood pouring from his skull, he take the head of the second paramedic and slams it hard into the trolley. turning around to see the first paramedic reeling he raises his arm in the air and lays a stiff superkick to his chin. The force catapults the emt from the stage and he crashes through the set of tonights show, which seems to explode as he hits it. Exodus pushes the trolley off of the stage and it almost lands on the fallen paramedic, exodus almost roboticly turns around and throws the second paramedic from the stage with no sign of remorse. He quickly follows the two paramedics and hops from the stages, he places the first paramedic on the trolley and then the second. He pushes the trolley towards the scaffolding of the large screen in house and slams the trolley head on into it. Setting the trolley up just under the scaffolding he begins to climb the unsafe structure untill he is around four ft higher than the eight ft stage. With one arm on the scaffold he raises his right arm in the air as the crowd begin to cheer louder shouting the name of exodus. Without any regard for personal wellbeing the blood stained exodus leaps far and high dropping at a great rate, he lands on the two paramedics hard with a frog splash and gingerly rolls off of them onto the floor before holding his ribs as the break begins.