guitarist

Name: guitarist
Real name: ?
From: Parts Unknown
Age:3
D/O/B
Occupation in band: Guitarist (suprisingly) poser.
Likes: My arse, my girlfriend, my penis, any form of rock music, slave metal, butlers dog, posing, being secretive.
Dislikes: Townies, Bassists (excluding woody) Puffs, william young, vegetables, welshies.
Favourite band: Us
Worst band: All pop manufactured shite.
Favourite famous person: Buckethead (Guns N Roses)
Worst famous person: Dave
Fave non famous person: Lee-Anee.
Worst non famous person: John (butlers mate)

comments

smirf: Peadophile! Nah only joking, when james first joined us I thought he would be wierd because of his past with mizkarrage. He proved me wrong, quality guy. He made it all happen, he brought us something we didn't have before he joined.

arron: The only non origional member.when he came to his first practice with us,i thought...hmmm do we really want him.But by the end of the practice it was the best laugh ive ever had,and we all knew he was the rite dude for us,and how rite we were.James used to sing for Mizkarrage,but he made the rite career move....yay!!!This guy is soooo funny!!!

woody: Must agree with arron, he is funny although sometimes his jokes are not as tasteful as others. He can be quite rank.

skeet: James is quite a character and most people seem to have mentioned mizkarrage but none of that counts no more he's a part of esclavage now and what a part he is.