 
 
      I see you want to know more about me, then.  Those of you who are
      too lazy to read actual paragraphs can skip to the bullet points
      below.
      
      My name is Hai Phan and I'm a first generation American-Vietnamese
      boy.  My parents and the rest of my family were all born in Vietnam,
      but moved here in 1975, fleeing the takeover of their homeland.  My
      father was an officer in the army, my mother was a school teacher.
      They had five children before they moved to the States.  I was their
      sixth, born three years after they arrived.
      
      I was born and raised in a small city halfway between San Francisco
      and San Jose.  I grew up straddling the line between an Asian home
      life and an American society.  I think the American culture won out
      for the most part.
      
      I spent all of my educational life in private schools.  From first
      grade to eight, I went to Mount Carmel, a tiny catholic school by my
      house.  There, I learned how to be lazy in school, since A's came so
      easily.
      
      From Mt. Carmel, I went on to Bellarmine College Prep, an all
      boys high school in northern San Jose.  There, I learned procrastination,
      since my friends and I usually started our homework on the train while
      on our way to school.  Bellarmine rocked.
      
      Finally, I entered Santa Clara University.  Pretty much Bellarmine Part
      II, since they're both small Jesuit private schools.  I stumbled upon my
      major more than I actually chose it.  After eliminating my other choices
      for various reasons, it was the only interesting one left.
      
      As for interests, I tend to be more of a jack-of-all-trades than anything
      else.  I dabble in a little of everything, but usually don't really go in
      depth.  My moods can swing in an instant and are widely ranged: anything
      from wanting to sit inside and veg to wanting to go out and play roller
      hockey for hours on end.
      
      As for future career plans, I really don't know.  There's not many things
      that I can imagine myself doing day after day.  It might be fun to become
      a game programmer.  At least that way I could set my imagination to work.
      And programming is fun sometimes.  Or maybe I could just write storylines
      for games.  Even that could be a really cool job.  Create characters and
      plots and story hooks.  That could be fun.  Or maybe I'll just become a
      sysadmin somewhere and play games all day until someone has a problem that
      they need fixed.  Hmm... who knows.
      
      Disjointed, I know, but... who really cares?