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The Republic's Famous Annual Art Competition 
  The consensus of The Socialist Republic of Free Hairy 
  People is that we should have an Art Competition. So, we've decided to inaugurate 
  an Annual Art prize which, after due discussion and intense and passionate debate, 
  is to be called the Anthea Turner Prize.
  We therefore herewith formally announce the opening of the aforesaid competition 
  and cordially invite submissions.
  The Anthea Turner Prize is very much modelled on the spirit of our sister competition, 
  The Turner Prize, and it should be made clear that artistic ability may be considered 
  as a handicap. 
  
  THE RULES
  
  1. Each entry must be a portrait or representative image 
  of a celebrity. The name of the celebrity must be included with the entry in 
  case the identity is not immediately obvious due either to crap visual representation 
  or the obscurity of the celebrity, or both. 
  
  2. Entrants will agree by the act of entry to their work being displayed on 
  this website. 
  
  3. Points may be added for minimalism or childishness. 
  
  4. Entrants may enter as many times as they wish, as long as it's not with the 
  same piece of artwork. That would be silly. 
  
  5. Stick figures are permissible, but an attempt on relating them to the celebrity 
  would be an advantage. 
  
  6. Extra points may be given to images which make us laugh out loud, and drawings 
  produced by the opposite hand to that which one would normally use for drawing. 
  Please mention this when submitting an entry. 
  
  7. Irreverence is usually praised by the judges. 
  
  8. The entry must be the original work of the entrant and not stolen from some 
  unsuspecting innocent. 
  
  9. Any media is permissible from MS Paint to a ball-point pen. Images should 
  be sent as an attachment, preferably in .jpg or .bmp format at 72dpi. If that 
  makes no sense send it anyway and the comrades here at the Republic will work 
  tirelessly toward its successful conversion.
  Selected entries may be posted as they arrive, if they arrive. We're hoping 
  they will. 
  
  The Prize
  
  The winner will receive a copy of the Chip Shop Boys 
  fabulous new release 'My Life in The Bush of Shepherds' signed by the boys themselves 
  with their own fingers. 
  
  Enter now!!!
  
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