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The Republic's Famous Annual Art Competition
The consensus of The Socialist Republic of Free Hairy
People is that we should have an Art Competition. So, we've decided to inaugurate
an Annual Art prize which, after due discussion and intense and passionate debate,
is to be called the Anthea Turner Prize.
We therefore herewith formally announce the opening of the aforesaid competition
and cordially invite submissions.
The Anthea Turner Prize is very much modelled on the spirit of our sister competition,
The Turner Prize, and it should be made clear that artistic ability may be considered
as a handicap.
THE RULES
1. Each entry must be a portrait or representative image
of a celebrity. The name of the celebrity must be included with the entry in
case the identity is not immediately obvious due either to crap visual representation
or the obscurity of the celebrity, or both.
2. Entrants will agree by the act of entry to their work being displayed on
this website.
3. Points may be added for minimalism or childishness.
4. Entrants may enter as many times as they wish, as long as it's not with the
same piece of artwork. That would be silly.
5. Stick figures are permissible, but an attempt on relating them to the celebrity
would be an advantage.
6. Extra points may be given to images which make us laugh out loud, and drawings
produced by the opposite hand to that which one would normally use for drawing.
Please mention this when submitting an entry.
7. Irreverence is usually praised by the judges.
8. The entry must be the original work of the entrant and not stolen from some
unsuspecting innocent.
9. Any media is permissible from MS Paint to a ball-point pen. Images should
be sent as an attachment, preferably in .jpg or .bmp format at 72dpi. If that
makes no sense send it anyway and the comrades here at the Republic will work
tirelessly toward its successful conversion.
Selected entries may be posted as they arrive, if they arrive. We're hoping
they will.
The Prize
The winner will receive a copy of the Chip Shop Boys
fabulous new release 'My Life in The Bush of Shepherds' signed by the boys themselves
with their own fingers.
Enter now!!!
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