June 2002 - In which Ken Livingstone pushes a man over
a wall and police hunt The Burglar Monkey of Peckham.
July 2002 - In which Mrs Thatcher gets decapitated, the
Nation rejoices and I go on a celebratory tour of Forest Gate.
August 2002 - In which I investigate the notion of Bears
attacking camping menstruating lesbians.
September 2002 - In which we go out to gawp
at dead bodies and I meet the grandson of the late Secretary General of
Canada.
October 2002 - In which I ponder the comic potential of
Mormon surnames.
November 2002 - In which I am much concerned about Gay
Sheep, Jeremy Spake and The Royal Family
December 2002 - In which my loving partner buys a kilt
and I become gainfully employed by a secret government department.
January 2003 - In which I am stalked by Death, 'Crossroads'
returns and an old man attempts to conduct music with his todger.
February 2003 - In which I am stalked by Dale Winton and
have to escape to Brighton.
March - July 2003 - In which I appear onTV and Dame Shirley
Bassey tells me I am pissed.
August - September 2003 - In which I go on a tour of the
totem-poles of North Wales and buy a gargoyle.
October 2003 - In which I visit America and experience
the extreme poles of US comedy.
November 2003 - In which I am plagued by crocodile dreams
and leopardskin duvet covers.
December 2003 - In which Saddam Hussein's spider hole is
probed and I dance at the Oval in a feather boa.
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