We here at The Socialist Republic of Free Hairy People are eager to further the cause of The Arts, so we're giving this page over to the poetry of local artist Miranda Wilcox. We're hoping that this will be a regular spot, bringing West London culture to the masses.

For many years Miranda has been one half of the Professional Stage Duo, Godfrey Frimm and Miranda (Nautical Drama and Spectacle).
1992 saw her first major art exhibition, "The Wall of Infamy" at Ladbroke Grove Library, a surreal collage of autographed celebrity items, which included Roddy Llewellyn's cigar stub and the eyes of Eva Braun from a German jigsaw puzzle.

She is unmarried, but shares a house with her professional partner, Godfrey Frimm.

Recently, inspired by my bizarre obsession with Days of Our Lives, Miranda has been working on a collection of poems which she hopes to publish as 'The Days of Our Lives Years'.
Funding is currently being sought from the Borough of Kensington and Chelsea.

Miranda's selection this week is 'Ode to Jeremy Spake'; the prologue to her epic poem about the life of the cuddly TV veteran, excerpts from which we will be featuring in weeks to come..

 

 

Ode to Jeremy Spake

Oh roly-poly Mr Spake
When you're on my box I shake.
I go all moist like carrot-cake.
You make my special places ache.

I lust for all your manly charms;
Your many chins, your flabby arms
Your lovely voice, your sweaty palms;
Your total lack of shame or qualms.

Your cheeks are like two lovely pies
With gravy twinkling in your eyes.
Pilsbury Dough Boy, won't you rise
And let me baste your meaty thighs?

I want to make mad love to you
Between the clips on Points of View
But first, must ask one thing of you…

What exactly do you do?


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