This week's gay penguin is Bill Youngs, the
lilty-voiced winner of this year's Popsicle Idol competition.
Bill narrowly beat off his nearest pipsquawk rival, stuttering Gareth Gannet,
who lost votes in the final round by crying and singing his Mum's favourite
shantys.
Subsequently Bill leapt out of the closet in a spectacular fashion to a
storm of indifference.
'I'm Gay!' he proclaimed.
'We know!' replied the public and went back to their chips.
This may or may not have affected sales of his first single 'Wintergreen',
a maudlin dirge written by Simon Cowell's mum.
