Below are a bunch of questions that you might ask me, so I put them here so you wont have to. I'll try to keep the layout and order of questions as effective as possible, but with this foxy's chaotic mind I'm not promising anything.

Table of contents:

Wow, a FAQ about yourself! Did you think of this on your own?
So this Hakar guy, whats his player like?
And this Xenva chick I see darting around, what about her?
Can I yiff you?
I messaged you, but you wont reply! Whats going on?"
OK so I know I didn't piss you off, what can I do to get your attention?
You seem like a really nice guy/gal, how do I meet up with you?
And how do you suggest I greet you?
Whats this ^,^ thing you keep doing?
Can I be your friend?
Piss you off? How do I do that?
Wow, that is a lot of ways to piss you off. Do you think I should ever try to be your friend?
How do I know if I pissed you off?
And how do I make up to you?
Alright, whats with the collar? And who's this Jiffies person?
And the wings?
What are the things that turn you on?
Okies, and what turns you off?
You're making this all up aren't you?
Can I yiff your mate?
You're being rather rude in here aren't you?
I hate you!
Hey, you suddenly left the channel! What's up?
Can I draw pictures/write stories about you/your characters?
Can they be yiffy?
And what things would that be?
I'm an "insert species here"! How dare you insult me?!
Damn, this is full of yiff. Don't you have anything else to talk about?
Why don't you wear a shirt?
Why do you wear shorts?
Whats with the prismatic eyes?
Is Xenva a completely different character, or simply another side of you?
Do you have any other shapes besides the winged fox one?
Why are you being so mean to me?
What do you like doing?
What do you like talking about?
an occasional yiff? You mean you don't yiff all the time?
I want to yiff you, but you´re not making a move on me, whats up?
Gah! More yiff! Don't you ever get sick of it?
Alright, but I´m watching you, you hear me?
That is it! I´m leaving and you cant stop me!
Whats your biggest fantasy?
So you like making people pregnant then?
I´m a sexy skunkette. Want to make me pregnant?
I´m not a sexy skunkette. Want to make me pregnant anyway?
You make women pregnant and then leave them? Isn't that irresponsible?
Do you really think women will line up to get pregnant of you?
Why does the art on your site vary so much in quality?
Why do your wings look different every time you draw them?
There is an error on your page! Why don't you do something about it?
Why don't you answer my mail?
Ah, so you do commissions then?
But are there prints of your art available?
Are the pictures on your site all you´ve drawn?
Most of this is pretty hilarious! Why?
Why are you so open about yourself?
Are you an angel?
A fox with wings? Thats rather unique and/or strange isn't it?
So you don't like immortal, godlike, hermaphrodite, vampiric, shapeshifting psionic mages then?
I´m an immortal, godlike, hermaphrodite, vampiric, shapeshifting psionic mage! How dare you insult me?!
Will you draw a picture of me?
Will you draw a yiffy picture of me?
Will you draw a picture of me and you yiffing?
Will you draw a picture of me and someone else yiffing?
Will you draw a picture of me and Zigzag yiffing?
What happens when you've drawn and scanned a picture of me?
Why do you like skunks so much?
If you like skunks so much, why are you a fox yourself?
How often do you yiff?
What's the obsession with bouncing?
How/where did you and Jiffies meet?
Hey, I'm online but you're not messaging me. What's going on?
I just checked your friends page, and I'm no longer on it!?
Why don't you greet me when I come into a channel?
What other things do you not like that people do?
Why don't you update your stories so often?
Why don't you draw gay stuff?
Do you have something against lesbians?
Who is your favorite artist?
Why isn't Insert name here your favorite artist?
What artists don't you like?
Would you like to yiff ZigZag?
Can I yiff Xenva?
Do you believe I'm a RL female?
Will you visit me and have lots of sex with me IRL?
If I give you my RL address, you'll come and stalk me, won't you?
Why are you so sensitive?
Do you really believe you're a winged fox?
Why do you draw so much yiffy art?
Why don't you draw more yiffy art?


Wow, a FAQ about yourself! Did you think of this on your own?
No, actually I got the idea from a friend of mine, named Tany. All credit goes to her. (apart from the typing and stuff off course)

So this Hakar guy, whats his player like?
Actually, Hakar doesn't have a player perse. There's a guy sitting on the other side of the screen yes, but that is, at least mentally, exactly the same person as the Hakar you meet on Yiffnet/Tapestries.
Off course, that guy isn't an anthropomorphic fox, he doesn't have wings and he isn't psionic.

And this Xenva chick I see darting around, what about her?
Xenva is a character played by Hakar, or me in other words. She is mostly IC only, though a large part of her personality comes from mine off course. There are people I don't like as Hakar but like as Xenva, and vica versa.
Anyway, she's not a real person, and her player is male. Furthermore, she's also mated, so I'm sorry lads, you don't stand a chance.

Can I yiff you?
Hmmm, tough one. You see, it depends on a lot of different things.
Firstly, my mood off course, when I'm not in a good mood I'm a lot harder to consent.
Secondly, it depends on who you are. I am far less likely to yiff random furs as soon as I see them. It usually takes a while to break the ice.
And finally, I have a number of turnons and turnoffs. If you think most turnons apply you have a pretty good chance with me. If you think a lot of turnoffs apply, don't even bother.

I messaged you, but you wont reply! Whats going on?
Relax, there are tons of reasons why I might not react besides not wanting to talk to you.
First of all, I may have lost my connection before receiving your message, or while typing my response. Ping timeouts occur roughly 4 minutes after someone lost their connection, so wait a while and try getting a /whois on me to see if I'm back.
Then there's the possibility I simply did not receive or notice your message. When on my Amiga only queries open up a window. Messages are displayed in the main window, and there they are easy to miss. On Tapestries when you are in a crowded room messages keep appearing in your window, and yours might be pressed off the screen in a matter of seconds.
If I did receive your message, there may be other reasons for my lack of response.
First of all, have you waited long enough? While I hate letting people wait in this manner, there is a chance I am occupied in another window, and don't have the chance to respond within a reasonable period of time. Or I might be AFK for a few minutes, leaving Yiffnet/Taps without a message since I believe I might be back in a minute or so.
If all of that checks out, there's something wrong.
Think about it, you may have done something that pisses me off, either on purpose or not. While I rarely ignore people, I might take a while to formulate a response, or collect enough will to actually start responding.
Finally, there are some people whose idea of a good conversation consists of "XXXX snuggles". Most of the time I simply ignore lines like that.

OK so I know I didn't piss you off, what can I do to get your attention?
If you really need to talk to me, and cant wait a few minutes for me to notice you, try sending another message. How long you wait before doing this should depend on how urgent your message is. Don't poke me every 10 seconds to ask me what the weather is like.
And if you really need my attention, either approach me in a channel, or say my name several times in a row.

You seem like a really nice guy/gal, how do I meet up with you?
*blush* Um... well you can meet me on Yiffnet, as either Hakar or Xenva. I usually hang out in a channel called #thefurtaverna, and occasionally in #eurofurs and/or #softpaws.
Off course, you could also message me, and most of the time I prefer that.
You can also meet me as Hakar on Tapestries. While normally playing around in my house, I can often be found on Fox Plaza or in the St. Mary's main hall. And if you cant find me I guess you can page me, though I'm slightly less fond of that.

And how do you suggest I greet you?
Whether it is in a private message or in public, a friendly "Hello. How are you?" never fails to hit the spot. ^,^

Whats this ^,^ thing you keep doing?
That is an emote, and one of my favorites. Its supposed to be some anime-type smile. I use it to indicate that I'm in a good mood, or that I or someone else said something that I found rather amusing.

Can I be your friend?
Sure! All you have to do is get to know me a little, and not piss me off in some horrible manner.
Don't worry, its easier than it sounds. While there are quite some things that annoy me, most of them can be considered state-of-fact.
And if you know me long enough (which can be as little as 30 minutes if I'm in a very good mood), and I like you, we're friends!

Piss you off? How do I do that?
I'll just assume you ask this so you know what not to do, instead of knowing how to piss me off ASAP. :P
Anyway, apart from what I hope should be obvious, there are a few things I'd like to mention.
First of all, don't force me to do anything or demand my attention. This is especially true when yiffing. I'm a little submissive, but I need at least a little control, certainly when choosing who to yiff.
Depending on the situation, I ask, require or even demand a decent amount of attention. If you don't have the time or desire to talk to me just admit it, don't stop talking to me or something.
Don't ever not tell me anything "because you would get hurt". I wish people would understand that I, and most others I'm sure, get hurt a lot more with lies and secrecy then the truth.
If I tell you I'm sorry for something, I mean it. If I didn't, I wouldn't say it. Same goes for other emotions.
When talking to me, try not to nod too much. If you do, I get the impression you're not really interested in talking to me, even if you are.

Wow, that is a lot of ways to piss you off. Do you think I should ever try to be your friend?
Well that is completely up to you. If you seriously doubt you can handle me, don't try. I'm far from the perfect guy, honestly. But I can be a very good friend to someone who doest piss me off all the time.
And its not like I rip your head off when you make one little mistake. ^,^

How do I know if I pissed you off?
Again, this depends completely on my mood and the way you pissed me off. And who you are off course.
If I'm in a good mood, I wont feel like ruining it, and will most likely just stop talking to you. Or my replies will be short and impolite at best.
And when I was in a bad mood to begin with, I may start making certain remarks, that may or may not be meant to hurt you.

And how do I make up to you?
Assuming you want to, you should try and message me to explain things. I am not the kind of person to adopt a "I am right, you are wrong" stature. If we can talk things out it will make me happy, and hopefully you as well.
Furthermore, a sincere "sorry" means a lot to me, as it shows that you are at least willing to admit you might have done something wrong. Whether you did or not does not matter at the time.
But remember, if what you did was bad enough, saying sorry will only take away my anger. It will not restore my trust in you. I have been hurt very badly several times, and in some cases the trust is still not completely replenished, and in others it never recovered.

Alright, whats with the collar? And who's this Jiffies person?
The collar was given to me by Jiffies. Shi's my mate. We have an open/free mating, so neither of us is restricted in any way.
Jiffies is a shapeshifter, normally a herm white wolf. More information about Jiffies can be found on hir site.

And the wings?
Don't worry about those.

What are the things that turn you on?
First and above all: skunks. I think skunks are utterly sexy, and it would be a very odd thing if I'd see a skunk and didn't feel a thing at all.
Then there's tasteful nudity, showing off just enough to entice a fantasy, but not enough to ruin it. I am especially fond of being able to see part of a woman's breast while she's with her back in my direction.
Staying on the subject of breasts (yes I do love those twin orbs of fat and tissue stuck to the front of a woman's chest), I love to drink milk from someone.

Okies, and what turns you off?
Physically, I'm turned off by greatly disproportional body-parts, and I'm not talking about big tails. There are people who really adore huge breasts and/or cocks, but I'm not one of them.
This is off course relative to your species and the rest of your body. Hyena's have relatively larger members, so if you're a hyena with a 9 inch member, lets yiff. If you're a little fox with a 9 inch member, get lost.
Same goes for breasts. A little mouse with huge tits does nothing for me, but a heavy feline with the build of a valkery (she knows I mean her :P ) with a large chest.... murrrrr.
An odd number of these is off as well, my prefurred partners has: one penis and/or one vagina, optionally one pair of testicles and optionally one or more pairs of breasts (prefurably with a combined mass of a normal single pair, i.e. not 6 DD-cups).
Other body-parts are up to the individual, though more than one head or pair of arms (not counting the middle pair on taurs) are usually off as well.
Finally, displaying all of these, whether huge and many or normal, in your description isn't a way of turning me on either. Especially if you're the kind of person who has a permanent erection or something.
Off course, on Tapestries one can have more than one description, and seeing your naughty bits in your description is OK as long as that was the points of that single description.
Mentally, I'm mostly turned off by people who give me the idea I don't have a choice when they want to yiff, and think I should be grateful I'm getting their attention.
Furthermore, those people I believe exist only for yiffs, and they're usually not very difficult to recognize.
Finally, I don't like those so-called slaves and virgins. While either can be a good start for role-playing, mostly its just focussed on yiff.
Another this is when you try to make me work hard to `get´ you. I don't mind playing, but when you act disinterested only to make me try harder, I´m gone.

You're making this all up aren't you?
Kinda yeah, but this seemed the best way to explain these things.

Can I yiff your mate?
Sure! I mean, we have an open mating, so its all up to hir really. I certainly wont complain.

You're being rather rude in here aren't you?
Sorry, I'm just making sure you get my point. We don't want to risk any misinterpretations.

I hate you!
That is nice, just don't bother me with it.

Hey, you suddenly left the channel! What's up?
Oh that is just me. Sometimes I get the feeling I'm no longer welcome, or something's happening that I don't want to see.
Usually I'll just return after cooling down for a few minutes. Off course, I don't do this for fun, and when I leave the channel I'm actually hurt. Quite often I do it to make a point, or to make something clear to someone.
But its not really a good way to solve things, and I know that very well. These days I try to do it as little as possible, though this may result with an angry fox in the channel. In fact, these days I mainly leave because the channel is getting too crowded, with too many conversations to follow, or if I simply cannot give it the attention it requires.

Can I draw pictures/write stories about you/your characters?
I'd love to see/read them, honest! Just be nice and don't do anything too nasty to me/them, and don't let me/them do anything I/they would not do themselves.
Off course, there are exceptions, and talk things over with me or show me a rough before placing a fully inked picture online, only to get me angry at you.

Can they be yiffy?
Um, sure, but the same limits apply as the previous question. I wont yiff anyone in pictures that I wouldn't yiff online. Off course, if it were a character I'd never meet online anyway, and he/she's a cute fox/skunk or anything...
Like I said before, while I don't yiff anyone I meet, I wont say no to most people either depending on my mood. And if you simply assume I was in a very good mood when the picture was drawn, I'd love to yiff Sheila Vixen ^,^
Another thing to remember is that there are certain things I would not to in yiffs, neither online, in real life, or in pictures.

And what things would that be?
Hmmm, it might be easier if I told you what I would do. The list is a lot shorter.
First of all, the obvious really. Male or female doesn't matter, I'll do vaginal, oral and anal where possible.
Positions? Any except the most difficult. I'm just a normal foxy pwease ^,^
Species? Well, for pure yiff I dislike reptiles, and simply refuse anything else that is not a mammal. Most hoofed animals are out, with the possible exception of deer. Likewise, most dogs are a no-no either. Huskies are extremely welcome though.
Size? Preferably between 4 and 10 feet please. Oh, you didn't mean like that? Well, my opinion on the size of those things is here.
OK OK, I'll name some of the things I wont do either.
I simply refuse non-consensual, scat, watersports, extreme sadism, vore, humiliation, castration or alteration. If I ever do any of these things, its with my mate, in the private of our own home.
Some other things to remember: I'm a realistic fox (as far as winged anthropomorphic foxes go). I don't cum 3 feet high and enough to fill a glass and I don't yiff for 8 hours on end. I'm only mortal.

I'm an "insert species here"! How dare you insult me?!
Whoa, calm down. Just because I don't like to yiff your species doesn't mean I think you're inferior or ugly or something. Its just a personal preference.
If you want to talk to me, play with me or snuggle me that is fine by me, but I choose whom I yiff with. I refuse to yiff someone simply because they'd otherwise think I look down on their species. If that is what you want to believe, fine, just don't bother me.

Damn, this is full of yiff. Don't you have anything else to talk about?
Well, yiff is the thing many misinterpretations are about. And its not that yiffy.

Why don't you wear a shirt?
Because of the wings, they get in the way.
I know, I could wear a vest or something, but its not like I'll be cold or have anything to hide or something.

Why do you wear shorts?
Because I do have some modesty. I don't have anything to hide perse, but my fur isn't thick enough to hide the fact that I'm male.
I just think its a little distracting for anyone talking to me if I'm butt-naked.

Whats with the prismatic eyes?
Both my eyes slowly change color over time, independent from each other. One can be red for several hours, turn green for a few seconds then become black.
I have no control over it, and don't ask me why they do this, I don't know.

Is Xenva a completely different character, or simply another side of you?
A bit of both. While on IRC she's a completely different person, there's so much of my own personality in hers there's little difference. Generally, we like and dislike the same things, talk the same way and befriend the same people.
Apparently, I'm not very good at playing someone with a different personality, so this is the best I can do.
The only real difference between us two, apart from the obvious male/female differences, is that Xenva is completely straight, while I am bi-sexual.

Do you have any other shapes besides the winged fox one?
Yes I do have 3 more shapes, though I don't use them very often. I'm not a real shapeshifter like my mate, I just use them for variation.
First is a female version of my normal winged fox form, she was created as a result of some playing on IRC.
Secondly there's the little dark vixen form, which Jiffies asked me to make.
And finally, I have a male wolftaur shape. After seeing a picture of one, I was so impressed with it I made that shape mine.

Why are you being so mean to me?
I am? Well, I try to be nice to everyone I meet, but some people piss me off.
Even if you cant remember pissing me off, I have an extremely long memory for such things (kinda like a dwarf), and on occasion I look down on people for something they've done several months earlier.
You may also have offended a friend of mine, who told me about it. Or you may have acted to others in a way I find very offensive.
Finally, I realize that sometimes I am extremely sensitive to things like this, and/or may not realize that you were only playing/making a joke.
All of these things combined might cause me to act mean to you because I believed you acted mean to a friend of mine 6 months ago while you were simply playing.
If it really bugs you, ask me why I'm being like this. Unless I'm really not in a mood to talk to you I'll either tell you my reasons or realize I don't have any and stop.
Just make sure that I'm really being mean, and not just playing myself.

What do you like doing?
Currently my hobbies are reading, writing, drawing, painting and playing Warhammer, collecting furry art and playing a few games on my pc/Amiga.
On IRC my main pastime is talking and acting like a nutcase, with an occasional yiff.

What do you like talking about?
Varies, but some of my favorites include food and furry art. Global issues or a good round of philosophy are always welcome too.
I respect other peoples opinions, as long as they respect mine and don't force theirs upon me.

an occasional yiff? You mean you don't yiff all the time?
Oh no, far from it. Just because I´m a fox doesn't mean yiffing is my goal in life. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy yiffing a lot, but its not that great a part of my life.
In fact, looking at how people go on about it, I believe yiff is mostly over-rated anyway.
There are several people I yiff occasionally, and while I´m not shy of new sexual contacts I´m rather satisfied with what I have right now and not actively seeking out new partners.
Off course, this doesn't mean you cant try ;)

I want to yiff you, but you´re not making a move on me, whats up?
Unfortunately I´m a little too shy to make the first move most of the time, so I prefur the other person to make the advance.
This is mainly because for some reason I´m very afraid I might seem harassing when I try and make a move on a girl (or boy).

Gah! More yiff! Don't you ever get sick of it?
Not really, and like I said here, yiff is the thing most misunderstandings come from. Besides, I told you here, I´m making this all up as I go, mainly basing a new question on the answer to the earlier question. Yiff does seem to come up a lot, if it bothers you I´ll try to keep it down OK?.

Alright, but I´m watching you, you hear me?
Yiff... I mean... damn!

That is it! I´m leaving and you cant stop me!
I know, but I didn't force you to read this either, so don't come complaining to me when we mess up because you didn't read this.

Whats your biggest fantasy?
Do you really want to know? Alright...
My absolute biggest fantasy would be yiffing a sexy skunkette from behind and making her pregnant.
There, now you´ve done it. Excuse me while I take a cold shower.

So you like making people pregnant then?
Well yeah, I don't really know why. Must be one of my fetishes. The fact that I can only do it about 10 days a year might have something to do with it too. (The middle of January to be exact)
For some reason, the idea of impregnating someone and my cub growing in her belly turns me on a lot.

I´m a sexy skunkette. Want to make me pregnant?
Sure, though there are several other factors to consider.
First of all, my mate is more or less OK with the idea of me running around and making people pregnant, but shi prefers meeting you before I do. (And knowing hir, shi´d love to watch too)
And secondly, unless I know you well, you´re on your own. I have no desire to engage in any sort of relationship with someone merely because they´re carrying my cub. Off course, there is a great chance I have several reasons I´d love a relationship with you anyway, so don't worry.

I´m not a sexy skunkette. Want to make me pregnant anyway?
Off course, as long as I´d yiff you in the first place. The same rules apply as when you were a skunkette.

You make women pregnant and then leave them? Isn't that irresponsible?
Not really, since I don't make people pregnant without at least some agreement. If I´m in heat potential partners will hear of it long before anything yiffy happens, and I wont yiff anyone who runs a chance of getting pregnant if I´m not happy with the agreement we made beforepaw on what to do if a pregnancy occurs.
This means that either my sexual partner doesn't have a chance of getting pregnant (either because one of us isn't in heat, preconceptives or lack of sex), or she has agreed to my terms.
Any female who mothers my cubs without me to take care of them has chosen to do so. And this may sound harsh, but if during or after the pregnancy they change their mind, though. I´m willing to discuss the matter, but like I said before I´m not starting a relationship with someone because she is the mothers of (some of) my cubs.

Do you really think women will line up to get pregnant of you?
Off course not, I have no desire to act like breeding stock or anything.
There is currently one person, besides my mate, who wishes to mother my cubs. If she is the only one ever I wont shed a single tear.

Why does the art on your site vary so much in quality?
Simple. The art on this site is from a period of at least 2 and a half years, maybe even more. I´ve improved significantly over the time if I may say so myself. Just be glad I wont subject you to any older art. :P

Why do your wings look different every time you draw them?
Hey I´m still learning, and while I´m rather pleased with the way they look right now there is always a little tweak that can be added to improve their looks.

There is an error on your page! Why don't you do something about it?
Depends on what and where it is. Small spelling errors on a relatively low-interest page wont be fixed for ages, while a broken link in the gallery will probably wont even make it online.
Having said that, I rarely seek out errors actively, and most corrections happen when I´m updating the site. Even then, I´m rather mechanical about it, so some errors simply wont register or are impossible to fix from my text-editor alone.
The missing picture on the thoughts page and the missing crystal001.jpg are two things that spring to mind.
I know there are some errors on my links page, probably even more than I know of, but unlike the rest of my site I cant check them when I´m not online. And until February I use a standard modem to browse the internet so I cant just hop online to see if my links are alright. Once I get a permanent connection I will clean up the links page and add newer links that I have found since its creation.

Why don't you answer my mail?
There might be several reasons I might not have answered your mail. First of all there is the fact that I don't check my mail account every day. The lack of mail I get from other people is almost criminal (though this is not some kind of cry for help), and most mail I receive is mailing lists and spam.
Furthermore, some people seem to think that an email consisting of nothing but "Do you do art for others?" is perfectly normal. Most of the time (i.e. all 2 times it happened) I delete those mails on sight. Maybe I should restrain myself sometimes and actually see who its from, and maybe even take the time to write a decent reply.
But otherwise, you don't even have to write a very formal mail, no "hi there how are you?" or "looking forward to hearing from you", just an informative and/or interesting text is all it takes for me to read it.

So to go over it again:

DO NOT WRITE THIS
"Do you do art for others?"

BUT THIS
"Hi, my name is xxxxx and I happened to stumble on your site and I must say I think your art is pretty good. But I was wondering if you´d be interested in doing a commission for me?
Ask me if you need to know any more details, hope to hear from you soon."

Ah, so you do commissions then?
Actually no, I do not do commissions at this time. I believe that I need to improve substantially before asking people money to draw for them.
Currently, I only draw out of my own initiative, and the occasional suggestion from others. So if you really want me to draw you, send me a suggestion and I´ll look into it.

But are there prints of your art available?
You´re joking right?. Besides the fact that you can download most of my art straight from my site, I cant believe someone would honestly pay me money to print out a file they could print out themselves. So if you really want a print of my art, push it trough your printer.
Like with my commissions, I wont be doing prints until I personally believe my art is good enough to warrant a price tag, and even then I doubt I´ll have print-only art. All art I draw will be available from my site or elsewhere.

Are the pictures on your site all you´ve drawn?
Far from it, besides the fact that I don't scan even half of what I draw, there are pictures I do exclusively for certain people, that I upload elsewhere, or that I simply judge to no longer be presentative of my style/quality.
What that means? I only put art on my site that I like, and remove art that I no longer like.

Most of this is pretty hilarious! Why?
Simple. Its so that even people who don't give a fuck about me can have a laugh.

Why are you so open about yourself?
Because in my eyes it serves no purpose to be closed about yourself. While I will certainly not pour all my innermost secrets out to everyone I meet, I have enough sense of Self that I have no need to keep my personality hidden from others.

Are you an angel?
Naah, I just have white feathered wings. While some might call me an angel, its more of an affectionate term than reality. As such I don't have any special powers or anything. I´m just your ordinary run-of-the-mill foxy, apart from the wings off course.

A fox with wings? Thats rather unique and/or strange isn't it?
You´ve never been on Yiffnet/Tapestries/Furrymuck haven't you? Compared to some of the furs that walk around there, I could be called Mr. John Generic.
You wont believe the amount of immortal, godlike, hermaphrodite, vampiric, shapeshifting psionic mages you see sometimes. Wings are almost standard now.

So you don't like immortal, godlike, hermaphrodite, vampiric, shapeshifting psionic mages then?
I don't mean it like that. Its just that the amount of immortal, godlike, hermaphrodite, vampiric, shapeshifting psionic mages seems rather high compared to the number of mortals. Honestly, cant these people think of another way to stand out from the crowd?
On a virtual network, being immortal is way too easy. Everyone can say "I´m more beautiful than a god"
Incidentally, thats also one of the reasons I believe the virtual community is not filled with a bunch of sad geeks like some believe, but I´ll write my thoughts on that down when I feel like it.

I´m an immortal, godlike, hermaphrodite, vampiric, shapeshifting psionic mage! How dare you insult me?!
Oh crap, not you again...
Lets see, a good and civilized reply, that will please all those concerned...
Die you miserable whining maggot!!

There ^.^

Will you draw a picture of me?
Hmmm, depends really. Mainly on who you are, what you are, what kind of picture you want it to be and if I have time. Normally, I´d prefer it if you simply asked, just not out of the blue.
i.e. no messaging me with "Please draw me!"

Will you draw a yiffy picture of me?
Erf, well, that depends even more, but basically the same arguments apply as to the previous question.

Will you draw a picture of me and you yiffing?
Er....... O.O;
Maybe?

If you ask nicely... and are a sexy vixen or something in that direction, I´d consider it.
No need to `thank´ me for drawing it though.

Will you draw a picture of me and someone else yiffing?
Only if I know you both very well.

Will you draw a picture of me and Zigzag yiffing?
No, not unless you provide me with solid evidence that Zigzag would in fact want to yiff you, and that includes direct consent from Blackrabbit.

What happens when you've drawn and scanned a picture of me?
If I´ve drawn you before, and its not too yiffy, or when it was drawn in response to a direct request from you I simply put it on my site and tell you about it.
Otherwise, I´ll show it to you beforepaw, so you get the chance to say you don't like it/dont want it put online.

Why do you like skunks so much?
I dunno, they´re so yummy and black and white and cute and that tail and mrrrr......

If you like skunks so much, why are you a fox yourself?
For a start, I got into foxes long before I got into skunks, and by the time I started to like skunks as much I do now I had been a fox for quite a while. I didn't feel like turning into a skunk just because I like them more.
In my eyes, my species is more than a mere coat to be discarded for another when fashion dictates it.

How often do you yiff?
Often enough thank you.

What's the obsession with bouncing?
It's fun! ^^ *bounce*

How/where did you and Jiffies meet?
In a channel called #RaisedTailsCafé on Yiffnet. We kinda bumped into each other there.
I no longer come to that channel though, due to some bad experiences and the whole atmosphere there.

Hey, I'm online but you're not messaging me. What's going on?
Several reasons. For starters, I have quite a few friends, and giving them all attention is a hopeless situation. So sometimes it might occur that I don't message any of them and wait for them to message me, so I can find out which ones feel like talking to me.
If you really want to talk, all you have to do is drop a line. :)

Furthermore I might be busy, afk, or otherwise engaged.
And sometimes I feel that someone is not particularly interested in talking to me, and I won't press the issue.

I just checked your friends page, and I'm no longer on it!?
First of all, have you ever been on it? There seem to be several people who consider me their friend without me knowing it, without my consent or who simple can't take a hint.

If you know for certain you have been on the page, and you no longer are, I guess you fucked something up good.
If I haven't told you my reason already, it's most likely because I no longer wish to talk to you, feel that talking to you is useless, or that we have not talked for ages to begin with.
Another possibility is that it doesn't have anything to do between us two, but that you have gravely hurt another of my friends and I decided that you are no longer worth my attention.

So what are you waiting for? Go and make new friends!

Why don't you greet me when I come into a channel?
Aside from the fact that I might not be paying attention, if everyone in a channel would greet everyone who enters it, there would be little room for conversation.
Also, I like to wait for a minute or so to see if the person isn't going to hop out after a few seconds. I hate it when people do that

What other things do you not like that people do?
Not that I rip your heart out when I see you doing these things, but there are some things that annoy me.
Some examples:
Channel-hopping; joining a channel and leaving it within a few seconds. People mainly do this to see if certain people are in the channel, and it clutters up the screen.
The 'I don't get enough attention' syndrome; entering a channel, and despite several people saying hi walking out again when it appears they aren't going to give some huge party now that you're in the channel.
The lurkers; joining a channel, completely ignoring anyone and remaining silent until one particular person enters and immediately jumping up to hug him/her/hir.
The pouncers; joining a channel, and immediately pouncing a particular person, regardless of what he/she/shi might be doing at that time (like cuddling, or even yiffing), completely ignoring all others in the channel.
The 'hello' people; messaging me with something in the lines of 'hi' or 'hello', and then expecting me to start the conversation, and getting offended if I don't.
The 'I think you need a make-over' people; Regardless of where you are or what you are doing, these people think you are better off with a magical sex-change, change of species or being thrown into a pit with yiffy vixens.

Why don't you update your stories so often?
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm not much of a writer. I do enjoy writing on the few occasions that I do, but I cannot seem to be able to summon the energy to do so on a regular basis.

Why don't you draw gay stuff?
I assume you mean more than just 2 men having sex right? Some nice male pin-ups perhaps?
If so, I just haven't gotten down to it. To be honest I both prefer females and am more skilled at drawing them, but with a little practice this should change.
As for M/M art, I'm afraid that it doesn't interest me very much. I might do one or two pictures to see how I like drawing it though.
Same goes for F/F, which I find even less interesting, but has the redeeming factor there are at least 2 females involved.

Do you have something against lesbians?
Not at all, it may seem so since I do not enjoy lesbian sex very much (as an observer off course, being male you can hardly see me engaging in it). In fact the only thing I would find entertaining about lesbian sex is the sight of two naked women, and seeing them being licked in intimate places.
As persons, I have nothing against lesbians at all, assuming they don't make an issue of it themselves. If you're a lesbian because you are more attracted to other women than to men, fine with me.
But if you are a lesbian because you 'think men are dirt' and/or 'only another woman knows what I want', and make a point of telling me this very clearly I get annoyed.
Furthermore, I get the feeling that a lot of the 'lesbians' online are actually men (well duh), playing a lesbian female just to get what they believe to be a better chance of screwing a girl.
Off course, most of this applies to my vision on gay men as well, with some minor differences on account of the fact that I am a man myself.

Who is your favorite artist?
Tough one, and I'm hesitant to name only one artist as my favorite. So I shall name 3.

Kooky. One of the first artists whose work I saw, and while it might not be the highest quality around I find it has a lot of character. We had some email exchange even. ^_^

Huskie. Good artist, draws huskies. The single foremost reason I like her (and her art), is that she is capable of drawing both extremely yiffy pictures (yet not excessive) and very cute pictures. A lot of artists out there do only one or the other, and that's a damn shame I think.
Plus I like her attitude, especially towards copy-cats. Whom she shoots trough the head.

Goldenwolfen. Another good artist, love the homepage, and especially the comic.

Why isn't Insert name here your favorite artist?
Probably because I don't like their style, the species they draw, they don't draw enough, or they draw too limited.

Let me explain.
99% of the time I prefer realistic Western-style art. i.e. no anime, cartoon or psychedelic stuff. An artist has to be really good to get my attention when drawing like that. Artists who only draw anime will probably not get a second glance from me.
Like I said before (in this FAQ), I have certain preferences where it comes to species. I love looking at pictures of foxes, skunks, cheetahs and such, but I don't like erotic pictures of bears, horses and reptiles. Some people draw only the second type. I don't like it.
As much as I might like certain artists, such as El Muzzle Rover, some simply don't draw enough. El Muzzle Rover for example, I've only been able to find some 15 pictures by him, one of which was a fan-colored piece. As much as I adore his style and quality (and the wolftaur), I cannot bring myself to say I'm a fan of his. Besides that, his newest picture is several years old.
Don't get me wrong, I love a good yiffy picture when I see it, but some artists over-specialize. Take Bernal for example, almost every time I see a picture by him I go "Oh look, another picture of Sasha/Champagne/Whomever bending over and showing off her pussy.". Some artists' character seem to suffer from the "I stand around all day" syndrome, caused by artists who, well, draw them standing around all the time.

What artists don't you like?
Artists who suffer from 2 or more of the symptoms above, or some of the following:
Artists who don't seem to improve in quality. There are a few artists whose work I have followed the last few years, and who have shown great improvement in that time. (Kooky and Entinger come to mind). Then there are some who haven't, such as Cap. There's one artist who has drawn hundreds of pictures in the same horrible Microsoft Paint Style(tm), whose name is fortunately wiped from my memory.
Artist who only draw one thing, and that thing mainly being naughty. I've seen artists' directories filled with nothing but pictures of one guy peeing in another's muzzle. I've seen directories with nothing but pictures of over-size horses, with huge muscles and cocks.

Some people might have noticed that I don't like Bernal's art. And they are right.
While I certainly enjoy some of the pictures he draws, and they are of extremely high quality, I simply feel there is something missing from it.
Diversity perhaps, or maybe it's the fact that he expects you to pay him $10 per month to visit his site. Honestly, 99% of his pictures are the same old "pussy shoved in your face" style. If I want that, I'll buy prints from Hardiman. At least he has pictures of the skunk-sisters eating ice-cream. (and in a non-sexual way even, imagine that)
Plus for such a celebrated artist he (think he) is, I do notice some grating errors in his art. Like invisible limbs, color-changing fur and size-changing breasts. And yes I am fully aware of the fact that breasts grow in size when their owner is excited, but Bernal's characters appear to be in a perpetual state of arousal anyway.
Finally, his characters have no... character. Like my friend Pegla the skunk once said "Sasha's biography can be summed up as 'Hi, I'm Sasha. I like sex.'".

Would you like to yiff ZigZag?
While I am known to be a lover of skunks, and certainly a fan of ZigZag, I'm afraid the answer would be 'no'.
Not that I have anything against her, but I would be far too intimidated by her to be able to 'perform'.

Can I yiff Xenva?
Only if you're a nice guy she knows well enough.
Exactly how well is enough depends on her mood and what species you are. Xenva adores skunks, wolves, huskies and such, and likes several more critters. If you're a skunk and Xenva is in a good mood, you can almost say 'Hi, wanna yiff?' and hear 'Yes.'.
Note that Xenva is straight, and will not yiff females. She also prefers not to yiff herms, but might do so if the herm is really nice and sexy. (though in her eyes breasts and large hips are not sexy, unless they are hers).

Do you believe I'm a RL female?
Not just like that. I know there are plenty of female furries around, but I know there's a lot of fake ones too.
Though this trend seems to be dying down recently, and I do know several real life women.
When push comes to shove, I'll most likely give you the benefit of the doubt.

Nowadays there does seem to be a trend, at least on Yiffnet, of most females being females IRL too. It seems that many males got sick of playing another gender.

Will you visit me and have lots of sex with me IRL?
Ooooh that depends on a lot of things.
First of all, I need to like you. Just being on my friends list is not enough. You'll know when it is enough though.
I need to know at least 99% sure you are who you claim to be. I won't hop in a plane to yiff a girl I met the day before.
I have to find you attractive, but I'm not too picky. :P
And finally, it has to be worth it. I don't mean that in a bad way, but flying all the way to the USA for one night of sex is, well, too much bother for me.
To be honest, I'd much rather prefer you invite me for "A week or so of good fun, snuggling, going out, laughing, talking and the occasional passionate lovemaking."
You have to remember also that I'm not some desperate horny guy ready to jump whatever bends over. I'm eager, not desperate. :P

If I give you my RL address, you'll come and stalk me, won't you?
Off course not.

Why are you so sensitive?
I am, aren't I?
Though I prefer to see it differently. I'm somewhat sensitive, and other people take me too seriously. Just because I do ;.; when you leave doesn't mean I'm in tears, I just like ;.; better than :(
Then there's this thing called 'having emotions', which some people seem to have difficulty understanding.

Still, I think I can use a little toughen up, and I'm working on it.

Do you really believe you're a winged fox?
No off course not. The things I do on the Internet and other Furry Fandom stuff is just for fun. You know, games and make believe and stuff like that.
Besides, I bet I could point out several 'delusions you're having' as well. And thinking you're a furry is a whole lot better than thinking you're better than me, smarter, stronger, God or a porn star.

Why do you draw so much yiffy art?
Because I enjoy doing it.

Why don't you draw more yiffy art?
Because I enjoy drawing non-yiffy art too.

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