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Take just a few minutes to do this. It's fun! > Change all the answers so that they apply to you. > Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know > INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. > > 1. What time is it: 1439 WPST 2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Jeffrey William Croucher 3. Nickname(s): Jeff, Heffe, Hef, Heffanator, Wallace, Jivvy 4. Parents' names: Marge & Homer, no.. Maragret & Bill 5. Number of candles on last birthday cake: 24 6. Date you regularly blow them out: If there IS a cake can I eat it too?.. Sept 5th 7. Pets: (adopted) 3 cats: Gypsy, Peggy & Josey.. and one girlfriend. ;) 8. Height: 5' 10" 9. Eye color: Brown (yes.. full of it) 10. Hair color: Light brown 11. Piercing: Yep. Ear.. (and my Prince Albert's kinda sore right now) 12. Tattoos: Nope 14. Birthplace: (13?) Miami, FL (shut up, my chad was thoroughly poked out) 15. Hometown: (Moons Over) My Hammy, FL 16. Current Residence: Lafayette, LA (ditto) 17. Been in love before: first time someone asked me that question they almost wrecked the car.. but the answer is a definite YES 18. Been to Africa: Almost.. but their gov told us where to stick our laser AFTER we got stuck with vaccinations. 19. Been toilet papering: Actually.. not really.. but eggs are a different story. 20. Been toilet papered: Again with the eggs.. and swamp slime (long story). 21. Loved somebody so much it made you cry: *sniff* ("There's no crying in Baseball!!") 22. Been in a car crash: and didn't even get a lousy T-shirt. 23. Croutons or bacon bits: not too big on crew-tons, but baconey bac-o's make things better. Am I gonna get a salad later? 24. 2-door or 4-doors on car: 2.. wait 4.. wait.. more like 2 and two HALF doors.. so 3 I guess, you know what I mean. 25. Coffee or coffee ice cream: I'll take a cup-a-java-bean-juice every so often. 26. Blanket or stuffed animal: I think I've done this survey before. 27. Dumper or dumpee? Indirectly a pretty consistant dumper. (that sounds gross) Chicks dig me. ;) 28. Salad dressing: Bleu Cheese.. where's my friggin' salad?? 29. Color of socks: off-white (I don't bleach often) 30. Lucky number: I guess 5, but is any number really 'lucky'? 31. Favorite Movie: BTTF, 5th Element, Contact, Abyss, (sorry, once you pop you can't stop) 32. Favorite Saying from a Movie: "Not giant mosquitoes.. GIANT MOSQUITOS!" 33. Favorite holiday: Halloween 34. Favorite foods: Tex-mex. Donde esta mi salad? 35. Favorite Day of the week: Friday (do that dance!!) 36. Favorite song of the moment: "Anotherd" by Sully, but "Pinch Me" by Bare Naked will do just fine. 37. TV show: Buffy (hello?? my supervisors don't even question why I disappear on Tuesdays anymore) 39. Restaurant: um.. has anyone seen 38? Salsas, G-town.. or HOOTERS anywhere (except St.Pete) 40. Flower: dead flowers, stuffed in the corpses of.. oh, sorry. I like roses. yeah BLACK roses. just kidding. Roses will do fine with my SALAD. 41. Least favorite thing: incompetence "morons.. your bus is leaving.." oh.. and bad dubbing (Ferris: "in his fist") 43. Fast food place: (42.. hello??) Subway.. with Quizno's as a close second. 44. When was your last hospital visit: pass.. 46. What color is your bedroom carpet: (45? this is getting silly) Tan I think 47. How many times did you fail your driver's license: The test?zero. Proper english poses a problem to our beloved 'survey' author. Dude, did you see that SEXY illiteration?? 48. What do you think of Ouija board?: 'yes-yes', Mr Howdy LOVES me.. 49. Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Bro, smaller increments, please. 50. Who is the last person that you got an e-mail from: oddly enough, me. Great now you all think I'm a loser. (shut your cakehole!) 51. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card: depends on my limit.. the Lamborghini dealership? 52. What do you do most often when you're bored: screw with my computer (yes, I AM a geek) 53. What words or phrases do you overuse: dude, bro, and some 4 letter ones as well. 54. Friend that lives the farthest: right now? well there's a little OCEAN between me and everyone. Probably Pip.. he went back to England. 55. Most annoying thing is: clueless drivers.. "YOU! Out of the gene pool!!!" 56. Best thing: laughing till it hurts 57. Bedtime: About 1:00am (ditto) time zone not applicable 58. Who will respond to this fastest: well, it's taken me 6 months to do this since I first got it last year.. so NO PRESSURE PEOPLE. 59. Who is least likely to respond: ..again, NOOO PRESSURE PEOPLE
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WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW: something by Dean Koontz (riviting obviously), and the "Handbook for the Recently Deceased"
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WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Yo MAMMA.. and she's so fat she ate the mouse.
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WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Pass Out (actually, no preference)
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FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Maxum
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FAVORITE SMELLS? that ocean smell..
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FAVORITE SOUNDS? ahh.. this pitter patter of little elephants upstairs.. "the cough of a young squirrel with a crushed face.".. the best of little kids screaming.. Honestly, waves crashing.
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WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? hopelessness, or sitting next to the screaming little kids on an airplane..
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ROLLER COASTER SCARY OR EXCITING? exciting.. except for when the car jumps the track.. that's when it gets interesting.
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HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? two
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DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Gee.. let me think.. When you got "Can't Drive 55" or "Panama" blarin'.. speed limits tend to break. Viva los Radar Detector!!
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STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Tstorms - sexy. Windstorms? - blow me (sorry, Andrew)
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FIRST CAR YOU DROVE? I think it was mom's Buick "the upsidown bathtub"
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IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO WOULD
IT BE? definitely the guy who financed the pyramids.. no no no.. Kari Wurhur. ;)
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FAVORITE DRINK? nice cold beer
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WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Virgo Dragon
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DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? yes, I read the stupid question and I refuse to answer.
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IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT
BE? Playboy, CEO.. duh. Hey, he's Hef, I'm Hef.. wouldn't you like to be Hef too??
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IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? what glass? and where's my darn salad??
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ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY? depends.. sometimes I do it with the right hand, and sometimes I do it with the left.. Oh, dominant right handed.
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DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
Do you mean the "correct" keys, then yes. (ditto Erin) Ah, yes, Survey's by Timmy.
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HOW DO YOU SPELL G.P.S.? *laughs* sorry, I added this one..
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WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? #13,#38,#42,#45 (see those questions above if confused) thanks, Timmy.
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SAY (at least) ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO
SENT THIS TO YOU: She's a sexy b*tch, with great taste in men. ;) Smooches, Ernie..
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