Preps

If there is in this universe possibly one thing that makes me want to kill myself by choking on my own cock, It's preps. Why do they believe that because their parents but them a lexus for their second birthday, that they drive to their girlfriends house where she greets them with a big smile and in that godforsaken high pitched fake-ass voice say " OH MY GOD HI BABY I LOVE YOU" while she's been fucking about four other abercrobie and fitched out MTV alcolytes behind his back.

They find it easy to do that but a relationship with a stoner, or a skater, goth, punk, metalhead, coffehouser, or basically anyone who didn't buy the 74367843665478365487365438 dollar shirt from American Eagle, join the football team, or become gay or gay rights supportive, impossible because they're "untrustworthy and disgusting" FUCK THAT.

In case you've been watching mtv so long that you now believe my chemical romance is the best band ever, I'll fill you in. Those AIDS commercials you see, those Trojan commercials, do you see them anywhere but after some fucking dating show about "personality" on MTV ( basically where they "believe in the right man or woman, and by the end of the show they're about two seconds away from : 0 <===3)? NO, you don't.

The worst part about these Goddamn people is how stoners are "dirty and make them sick" yet these personalitiless freaks go drink every night and rub their bodies against each other trying to create meaning for their pointless live. DO preps have musical taste? NO, they do not have musical taste and them sitting and chatting about music is about the most ridiculous thing ever. RAP IS NOT MUSIC. STOP LISTENING TO IT TO BE COOL, YOU're not black and you never will be. And if you must listen to it, why do you allow yoursel'ves to be brainwashed into thinking that because one artist is played on the MTV top ten or whatever that shit is called, it's the coolset song on earth, and all of you must know the lyrics by heart? JESUS ROBOTRIPPING CHRIST, the lyrics ar simply put, " my girl is a slut so fuck i'm gonna brag about how shes good, damn then i'm gonna roll in the money you dumbass mother fuckers spent on my cds and use it to pay for my girl to get a hepres treatment, then i'm gonna kill sum niggers which i can say cuz i'm black but apparently white people can't, which isn't racism at alll" TO ALL PREPS, just sing those the next time you're in your lexus, listening to that shit, thinking that you have a hard life while people like myself struggle with cocaine addiction which we got hooked on tfrom selling it for money for food to dumbasses like you.

By douchebag #2
january 18 2007

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