My passport photo. Came out rather well, compared to the last one...

My yearbook photo - possibly a bad idea, 1999.

Me vs The Waves, San Diego, Summer 2000.

Me posing with my board, San Diego, Summer 2000.

Why not to take a nap with the door open, Sheffield, 2001

On top of the Empire State Building, New York, Summer 2001.

Getting "Groovy" down The Ship, April 2002.

With Lindsay, Sheffield, May 2002.

Coming over all Motley Crue down The Ship, September 2002.

Graduating because I'm clever and all that, Sheffield, November 2002.

Striking a (decidedly naff) pose, Cheltenham, December 2002

The first of three successive fourth-placed finishes in The Ship's Air Guitar Contest, Feb 2003

Looking like Monkey Boy, The Ship, sometime in 2003. I think.

Using art as a means to get free booze, Gloucester, May 2003.

With Aliki (at The Ship's pyjama party, before you ask), Croydon, December 2003.

As personalised by Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright and Nick Frost

Coming fifth this time, 2005.

And this is how I came fourth, 2005.

By the way, we're playing Can I Play With Madness, if you wanted to know...

Earlier, it was Feuer Frei...

And we're done.

Until I had to show off at the end, obviously...

Being harassed by my sister, Cambridge, December 2005.