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Star Wars Double
Entendres
HUH HUH!..HE SAID COME!! HUH HUH!
Star Wars… Rude? Never I hear you cry but for those people who were brought up on
British classics such as the Carry On’s then the Star Wars universe is extremely
different.
The following list of Double Entendres is derived from all three films and willl offer
a new side to the films. Watch the films again and you’ll only pick them out and
laugh.
Enjoy!
Star Wars – A New Hope
 | "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!" |
| "Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time" |
| "Put that thing away before you get us all killed" |
| "You’ve got something jammed in here real good" |
| "Aren’t you a little short to be storm trooper" |
| "You came in that thing, You’re braver than I thought" |
| "Sorry about the mess" |
| "Look at the size of that thing" |
| "Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough" |
| "She may not look like much, but she’s got what it takes kid" |
The Empire Strikes Back
| "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me" |
| "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, Do you?" |
| "There’s an awful lot of moisture in here" |
| "But now we must eat. Come, good food, Come" |
| "That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while" |
| "Control! You must learn control" |
| "Hurry up, Golden Rod" |
| "I must have hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, Huh
kid" |
| "Possible he came in the south entrance" |
| "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside" |
Return Of The Jedi
| "Point that thing someplace else" |
| "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master" |
| "I never knew I had it in me" |
| "There is good In him, I have felt it" |
| "Grab me Chewie, I’m slipping. Hold on, grab it, you almost got it. Gently
now, all right, easy, hold me Chewie" |
| "Hey Luke, thanks for coming after me------No I owe you one" |
| "Back door huh? Good idea!" |
| "She’s gonna blow!" |
| "I think you’ll fit in nicely" |
| "Wedge! Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!" |
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