"You can have it! He was salty!" ~Megs
"Don't you gulp your Frappucino at me!" ~Sarge
"Heck, God has more free time than you do... At least He got to rest on the 7th day - You'll be practicing!" ~Paul
"I wanna drive over the bubblewrap!" ~Philip
"I'm perforated!" ~Dr. Olness, getting off a bed of nails
"I dig a hot chick who talks like Barry White" ~drunk Nick from Austin
"You're WAY hotter than Princess Leia..." ~Russ
"It's me, with a Y Chromosome!" ~Jill
"I wanted to play the double bass... but it was too big. My parents compromised with cello. It was an accident." ~Yo-Yo Ma, 9/14/02 when I met him:)
"Oh my God, did we just pull a Blake and Naveed?!" ~Megs
"Cheerios IS cooking!" ~Philip
"To the Meth lab!!" ~Brad
"Shhhhhhhh" ~Bill, to God
"Mixed blessing... on the rocks." ~Travis... and Kurt
"These guys change girlfriends more often than their underwear..." ~Alex
"Say no to quack." ~Jeff
"We have made tower." ~Robin
"Don't forget to love your spade. Love it the right way." ~Lauren
Catherine: "I'm all about Matthew McConaughey."
Jill: "I'm all about rubber ducks."
"Howdy to thee as well" ~Philip
"Oh, those shoes... I didn't look in those shoes!" ~Megs
"Are you playing catch with the body of Christ???" ~Rob
"And when was his first sexual experience?" ~Sarge
"It wasn't a fire!!!" ~Jill and Klansee
Riggs: He's not dimmer then dirt, but he's not the brightest crayon in the box either...
Jessie: Yeah, but can he boogie?
"Go away before I hurt your feelings!" ~Jessie
"With a rubber duck, one is never alone..." ~Graffiti in Jessie's dorm room
"Washita River!" ~Riggs and Jill
"Kill the babies, kill the babies!" ~Klansee
Mase: "Hello?"
"Yes, this is President Turner... may I speak to Lucifer please?"
"He is currently out of the office."
"Out? What's he doing?"
"Ice skating sir."
"Damn... well... I guess it's time then..."
Paul: God made man, and it was good.
God made snow, and it was good.
Man made snow days, and God said, "Good idea!"
"The eggs of Satan, and classes where you cheat... You're fascinating!!!" ~Kevin, to Carl
"It was a Travolta moment, I'm sorry..." ~Kevin
"O, Greek mythology... it's all bunnies and flowers..." ~Kevin
"Ah, bitter fortune..." ~John Vera
"It's a good thing i'm wearing my Pooh tie... because it restores peace. I call it 'Pooh Noir'" ~Kevin
Kevin: "John, you look like you don't understand something..."
John: "Well, look at the board!!!"
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